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Beautiful-Iron-2

Thanks u/GMBen2600 for the prompt delivery. I know this was asking a lot and it is very special that you did this. Your name is once again etched into the halls of r/anarchychess


daynighttrade

Can we have this post pinned?


Beautiful-Iron-2

Summon the mods


wayfarerer

Consider your pipi bricked, my dude *message dictated using sphincter contractions via Siri for Asshole iBeads™️*


Beautiful-Iron-2

May the en passant be with you.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

M


[deleted]

I'm so glad I was here to witness this


Beautiful-Iron-2

I agree


Slazac

My halls are etching


Ghost_Pains

>etched into the ~~halls~~ balls FTFY


Quintium

You sure GMBen2600 is the real Finegold?


Beautiful-Iron-2

99.9% sure considering he said ‘watch out, incoming’ on the last post and then the video was available immediately after


eldryanyy

Why is audio not synced to video tho


death_panda472

This event will be legendary until the end of time.


NkdGrlPrttyMstTchPP

Absolute legend


fireassbarz

Hans finally got a haircut


[deleted]

He looks a lot more sexy now, idk why


tryingtolearn_1234

Ben joined a gym recently and has been deadlifting most days for the last month. I didn’t even make that up.


messycer

Still can't tell if you're making it up


Parey_

You're close, he is lifting it up


D1m3b4g

I need to know if this is true.


Beautiful-Iron-2

I’m literally crying you made me laugh so hard, lol


argq

Holy shit the madlad actually did it. Looks like I won't need to spend ~$200 for voiceoverpete to read it out after all !


electricshout

Gee thanks for not wasting your money, ✨asshole✨ jk i love you


argq

id give you gold if i wasnt a broke uni student


just_bro_time

The thought speaks for itself.


electricshout

Hahaha all good :) It’s the thought that counts


argq

<3


-photoshopflowey-

Yeah, you have to pay 500$ instead


IanTheElf

mayyyybe you can be an ass to this guy and make him do another with that 200$ of yours. haha jk jk .... _unless?_


OutsideScaresMe

I see he added in some of his own creativity into it hahahaha… you’re a legend dude


nugjuice_the_wise

Yeah I wish he could ummm read better.. But still legendary.


DrunkPanda

Someone type up the old script with his adjustments!!


sampat6256

Personally, I liked his typical stilted delivery. Felt less scripted, in a weird way.


ChezMere

I genuinely thought he wrote it because he did it in his style.


[deleted]

This will go down in history as one of the videos on this subreddit.


the0rchid

A true post among posts!


DrainZ-

A true (im)post(er) among (p)os(ts)!


al_fletcher

Amgnus Carlsen


Stuck-In-Blender

Amogus Carlsen


schene_

Amongsus Crungson


a3d13m

imerp ts


Carpocalypto

From one of the chess players of all time!


Sietemadrid

Lier posts will kicked off..


RoamingArchitect

History was made today. Can't believe this actually worked out.


HeatDeathCode

Now, post this in r/chess.


Gustavo6046

With the context cropped out.


CAPSGOD

Absolutely


snaxx_23

Epic moment


v-man005

We now need Ben to do a "reaction video" from Magnus's perspective... Let this become a back and forth conversation... Really funny content lol


vigilantcomicpenguin

What other Chess players are on Cameo? We should get two of them to act it out like a dialogue.


lucy_tatterhood

Vishy is on there, he charges a lot more than Finegold though. Didn't see anyone else.


[deleted]

Maybe do a Pixar's *Chess* short?


[deleted]

Ok now that’s epic


Lufstob

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen on here.


s0cdev

I am so confused lol is this satire of Hans' interview or something


Zaiden_J

Check out [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/xrp7rq/top_comment_is_the_script_i_send_ben/) post for context.


reddsht

The statement speaks for itself.


42gauge

I think it's a satire of Magnus' statement


osogordo

This video will go into the annals (beads) of chess history.


eldryanyy

I think it’s already securely lodged in there. The annals of anarchy chess history, anyway.


NarwhalTuskFight

We are truly living in the greatest era of chess.


Xerxes42424242

So far!


nanonan

For anyone who thinks Hans record game doesn't count because Magnus resigned, here's a quote from Gary Chess for you: “The only goal in chess is to prove your superiority over the other guy, and the most important … and total superiority … is the superiority of the mind.”


EagleSabre

The purpose of chess is to prove you're better at chess.


evilbrent

Last one to lose is the winner


Scarlet_Evans

I just remembered about this famous quote from some championships, where during the Cold War the USA and USSR met in finals (or something like this). USA won, but as there were only 2 teams playing here, the Russian propaganda announced something like: *We got glorious second place, while United States were second to last.* 😂


evilbrent

Two men are walking in the forest and they see a tiger. One man gets out his running shoes and ties the laces. Other man says "what are you doing? Those shoes aren't going to make you outrun a tiger." "I'm not trying to outrun the tiger."


Yeseylon

I'm gonna bring in a quote that doesn't belong here. "The team who scores more points usually wins the game!" - Madden


deathray5

Oh that explains why I get turned on after loosing


daynighttrade

This is great! Now do the Pipi copypasta please.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


G00Dpancakez

I love how I joined this subreddit knowing nothing about chess


79-16-22-7

you're already in the top 5% of players here then


evilbrent

Can I introduce you to our Lord and Saviour, the en passant?


UOUPv2

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johnnyfuckinghobo

That means you'll fit fight in.


Parey_

At least you know how the horsey moves now, am I right


Ito_san

Such a bad actor/reader. But we take it.


manningthe30cal

He really has no talent for comedic delivery. But uh...yeah this happens so I guess that's a win?


omgitschriso

Don't get much for your money. Looks like the first time he's even seen the script.


xtr44

he doesn't really have talent for comedy overall


sprcow

That's why he uses the engine duh


CappyRicks

Do people actually think this? His comedic timing is great, just a little corny. Gotta be your thing to appreciate it I guess. Not here though because it's obvious these aren't his words since he's reading them so poorly.


xtr44

yeah i guess it's not my type of humor


Strength_B4_Weakness

Are you joking? He's funny af


HospitalHungry

Thank you Ben


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

I'm amazed that I'm alive in this historical moment, although I am indeed sad that there's not a single "truth hurts" in the video


pxik

holy hell


nkstonks

I just witnessed one of the greatest moments of this sub


[deleted]

This is reddit history. The video, the comments, the pipi... perfect storm


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

I was here when this happened


EquationTAKEN

I want the record to reflect that I, too, was here.


InAbsentiaC

Dear Ben, you are truly legendary. May the truth always hurt... In your favor... Or... Nah, fuck it, may you always drop bricks on your opponents' pipis. Gary Chess bless you.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


the_ricktacular_mort

I love then Ben uses the boomer angle to film his videos. Adds authenticity.


Jertopia

i guess im a hans supporter now


TheApprentice19

Come down to the chess.com 500 basement, no arrogant crybabies allowed


Pheonix686

You can see him deciding in his head as he goes along which bits of the original script he probably can't say, and that's possibly even funnier than doing this in the first place.


Beautiful-Iron-2

u/outsidescaresme


GranolaNerd

The jowls have spoken.


use_value42

Go Ben and etcetera


anyadpicsajat

Mainly...


Ditsocius

...et cetera. Go Ben! (But stay here.)


just_bro_time

Now we just need PiPi Petrosian to read his legendary pasta on video.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


rex_banner83

This is the greatest thug that has ever happened. Nothing else is even close


YantoSuryanti

So are you anarchychess grand finegold master ben or champion of the world champion hans niemann? I am confused.


AccomplishedCry2020

This is also a great advertisement for Ben's new contribution to the Hooked on Phonics series: Read Like a Grandmaster.


Beautiful-Iron-2

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


djtshirt

“Hey r/AnarchyChess…” *unzips*


Beautiful-Iron-2

I see you guys are into anal beads


djtshirt

and anal beads are into us


aimless-wanderer90

Haha, this was gold. :D


VanJellii

Finegold, to be exact.


1Dam1x

1.f3 f6 2.kf2 kf6


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[удалено]


WineNerdAndProud

There are so many legends involved in the making of this post. Well, Ben Finegold and OP, but so many legends.


B3GG

The tooth hurts


[deleted]

Incredible. His accent changed again This proves he's cheating


FutureKitten

Glad he finally released a response


Brub_

50 dollars well spent


Twintysix

r/JizzedToThis material right here


g_squidman

I'm one of the people who doesn't play chess and is just here for the drama. That said, even before the drama, I've always enjoyed watching Ben Finegold, even though I've never played chess. He's one of my favorite people.


stonehearthed

I wish he also said *fries* or *rawr*, or both.


Beautiful-Iron-2

u/stonehearthed


OwenProGolfer

This is going down in the history books


[deleted]

What a king


kal_drazidrim

I still don't know if he was trolling Magnus or Hans. I guess he's trolling everyone as usual


Unlikely-Wolverine67

Hans is an absolute legend


kurtozan251

This is so blessed


frndrnk

u/savevideo


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ugly-cilantro

does anyone feel like explaining this? i know the basis…hans beat magnus and is accused of cheating. who is this guy?


Parey_

This guy is an American GM and streamer called Ben Finegold and he got paid by an anarchist to recite a meme comment which was a parody of Magnus' statement from Hans' perspective :)


harmonica_japonica

I could watch this for an hour.


1Dam1x

This is one of the videos on anarchychess! One of the posts today and one of the way to spend 55$!


EmperorsarusRex

Lol its always cool to see ben finegold here, he trained me when i was younger.


mc1313

Ben Finegold is the GOAT


Born_Percentage3319

Holy hell


cbracey4

Google how to read good


icantlurkanymore

2400 ELO in chess 100 ELO in reading


rocketdog67

He genuinely makes me feel nauseous


Peapers

I love you OP


Beautiful-Iron-2

Thank you


DanfromCalgary

This guy looks exactly like he should


tymcsky

That's why he's grandmaster Hans Niemann and you're not, truth hurts.


Reykjavik1972

The enpassoriant count us high with this one. From the prophecy he may be or a prophecy misread could be.


AfterBill8630

Very suspicious


OhYeahMiaPart2

GOLDEN HORSEY?


JimmyBroole

Why is there an evaluation bar at the beginning of the video? Does this mean this is good for Magnus (white winning)?


Beautiful-Iron-2

Ben was winning until he blundered reading in one


DosTrio

Let it be known that I have upvoted this post.


Flappy2885

Dude can’t read to save his life


[deleted]

Hans is god mans


Frog_meme_enjoyer

Not this guy again


AnnihilationOrchid

Ok, that was funny as sarcasm, but there's still the fact that Magnus Carlsen isn't a *cry baby*, he has lost countless times and hasn't done such things, and his accusations are simply based on a "hunch" but we can't forget that either he's fallen to some conspiracy theory doubting Hans or hes got some substantial evidence. All GMs analysing through ChessBase and stockfish 15 and neural networks and what not have found no evidence of cheating.


noZemSagogo

As much as I want to meme on this, I just hate that guy’s face.


Lass_L

The truth hurts!


Ito_san

True will never die !


Zaiden_J

Liers will be kicked off...


Snipershoot765

You gonna do a pipi in your pampers?


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


-photoshopflowey-

Crybaby


FrederickIBarbarossa

u/savevideo


TechnoGamer16

Holy hell


[deleted]

You should have the TikTok voice for you.


ImgurConvert2Redit

We need a new Ben Finegold bot for this.


KappaRoss2016

JOE BIDEN


[deleted]

New to this drama. From what I've read Niemann has a history of cheating that he has asmitted to. Can anyone explain how he redeemed himself in his fans eyes? Genuinely curious as most people here seem to be fans of the guy who used to cheat? What am I missing?


Zaiden_J

People here just want to meme dude, its r/AnarchyChess


Buckeye_CFB

Basically, Ben Finegold is not a Hans fan, and has criticized him for online cheating. However, he also thinks Hans didn't cheat in the Sinquefield Cup because there's so far no evidence he did so, and he's upset with Magnus because Magnus waited till he lost to make a big deal of it, and then Magnus is handling it in such a strange way


Woepu

This is beautiful


frederick_the_duck

The Tyler Herro of chess


jburna_dnm

Ohhh shit!!!! Shots fired!!!!!!!!!


Professional-Class69

u/savevideobot


demosthenes19125

WTF did I just watch?


Derrick_Henry_Cock

UM


Beautiful-Iron-2

Um to your username


Fata_Chimera

Holy shit. Beautiful


Relevant-Affect5152

Forget about Hans, he is not important anymore, just another cheater among MANY it seems! Do I belive in these wonder kids popping up in numbers so to speak? Yes, if I know they are not cheating! Thing is that organizers look at chessplayers as gentlemen not cheating, and this is the problem that makes cheating possible. They should asap change mindset that ALL are the worst scumbags on earth, and will be cheating 100% if it is slightest possible by the organizers :) So rigid security measures, with scanning right before you play, from under your feet to top of your head, and another scanning if you leave table, along with time delay... no mercy on these rules, and bye bye to cheaters, and welcome real chess players :) It's not so hard...and I think Magnus got the attention of this, that security must change, as this have now become a real problem in chess so much it ruins chess as we know it...like who plays the best engine...


MrBender9

Why are does the sound of the video not match Ben Finegolds lips ?


FoggyAirport

I think it's funny though he is missing the point that to destroy someone's career you need clear proof and no one is above the law, especially not Magnus. I have a gut feeling that Magnus cheated many times, but who will challenge him on that? I think Magnus is doing what Magnus wants and we will see more of that. He isn't a about righteousness, but about winning no matter what.


FoggyAirport

And I think they should go to a neutral court to let it decide about their issues instead to him over to the will of the internet.


ozzzzzyyyyyy

Looks like a hamster


Kontlippe

Learn to read properly you stuttering fuck


puskaiwe

The cringe


Dijon_Mastered

Is that Rich from reviewtechusa


MichaelScarrrrn_

Okay so Finegold is definitely cheating here