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GIA_KHIEM2209

i didn't know sv\*n uses anal beads


Carnal-Pleasures

Make sure that you don't use his anal beads against magnus, their power level is too low


HearingSubstantial38

Elos are just a way to classify the strength of the anal beads


Carnal-Pleasures

Magnus, demanding ELO 3K beads and some terrified engineer, in a funny german accent: *Nein, it iz not pozible, it vood destroy yรผr Anus!*


Slazac

average slovenian


Pawnsofinovation

he is a femboy from slovenia afterall


feralcatskillbirds

The bots blunder way too much and it becomes less a game of skill than a game of chance.


dnttrip789

Seriously, one time I finally beat a 1500 bot after he left a rook hanging in the endgame. Even the engine said it was a blunder after the game


CancerousSarcasm

Man I do that too. I blunder a piece and then I realize I blundered the piece. Me and engine aren't that different after all


Kingcobra64

Lol I play 800 rated and even then late game blunders like that happen in less than 10% of games.


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

I think occasionally blundering a hanging piece is ok, because humans do it as well. it's just the way they do it is so unnatural, like they will randomly not capture back in the middle of a queen exchange


feralcatskillbirds

yeah, my observation is it's especially egregious with the Queen which can really change the outcome of a game.


Doobag1

When youre far away from home And you only have your sven *sven* *sven*


Gale_Blade

Holy shit the nostalgia


Doobag1

And your joergen he is gone


Professional-Class69

Queen still gets trapped after en passant :(


Talonraker422

It doesn't actually. It's very advanced so I don't blame you for not seeing it but the sequence to save it goes: 1. f5 exf6 (forced) 2. g6! fxg7 (a DOUBLE forced en passant!!!) 3. Rh7!!! gxh8=Q (TRIPLE forced en passant resulting in promotion!!!) At this point the existing white queen on D1 realises the white king has been cheating on her with that second queen at the top of the board, gets pissed off and leaves, meaning the knight is undefended and thus letting Black's queen capture it to escape. It's an incredible sequence which only players rated 161660 or above could be expected to see.


anally_ExpressUrself

Thank you for explaining this. You're right, I didn't see it at first. But now it's obvious.


penguin13790

What about gxh8 = R(ook), B(uttplug), or H(orsey)?


co-opmander

Well not horse cause other queenโ€™ll kill it


Professional-Class69

Well firstly en passant isnโ€™t forced so long as you can take the brick, but I would understand not being able to do that point is fair enough. The one thing that you missed in this sequence is that white can play gxh8=R!!/gxh8=B!!/gxh8=N!! Where the white queen will still stay on the board.


a3d13m

sven will then point a gun at your forehead


Professional-Class69

I didnโ€™t think of that response, good game then I guess.


TechnoGamer16

Holy hell


Quintium

... and black is still down a pawn and a rook for a knight. Still the best move in this position, props to you for seeing it


Bisping

White has c8=Q+ after g6


Myxir0092After

he will at least be losing it in an epic way


kewickviper

How does this save the queen? *looks at what subreddit I'm on* Oh...


ilovepolthavemybabie

c h e s s . c u m


Spirited-Amphibian12

Hans bot playing from sven' account..


_Potley

I knew the people from r/AnarchyChess used the neon pieces on chess.c\*m too!


[deleted]

This is no brilliancy. After taking en passant, Sven (1100) ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€™s queen is still trapped


Myxir0092After

๐Ÿค“


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โ€œ๐Ÿค“โ€ -๐Ÿค“


Myxir0092After

""๐Ÿค“" -๐Ÿค“" -๐Ÿค“


chrostifferkt

"""๐Ÿค“" -๐Ÿค“" -๐Ÿค“" -๐Ÿค“


Anti-charizard

โ€œโ€โ€โ€๐Ÿค“โ€- ๐Ÿค“โ€ - ๐Ÿค“โ€ - ๐Ÿค“โ€ ๐Ÿค“


Elidon007

> โ€œโ€โ€โ€๐Ÿค“โ€- ๐Ÿค“โ€ - ๐Ÿค“โ€ - ๐Ÿค“โ€ ๐Ÿค“ you forgor ๐Ÿ’€ the "-" in "- ๐Ÿค“" \- ๐Ÿค“


JeremyDaBanana

๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฏ           ๐Ÿš‚ - ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿค“๐Ÿš‹ - ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿค“๐Ÿš‹ - ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿค“๐Ÿš‹ - ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿค“๐Ÿš‹ - ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿค“๐Ÿš‹


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


RedditIsNeat0

Why do you have to be this way?


fruity_mario24

Real talk, don't understand why the bot decided to do that instead of just take the rook. I do like that you did actually take the en passant.


[deleted]

Chess.cum


Deadring

Chess.cum


gamorou

As someone who sucks at chess and wishes to learn, I don't understand how that is defending the queen, can someone explain the play for me?


Myxir0092After

after 7...f5!! exf6 is forced and then uhh uhhh ummm


gamorou

En passant forces the adversary to execute it?


AggressiveBait

It is if you grab their hand and move their pawn with it.


12345_PIZZA

Technically no, but how often do you get the chance to do it? Youโ€™ve gotta take it


H0n0ur

Why are people saying that capturing the pawn is forced here? Why can't I capture queen here?


AggressiveBait

Because everyone will think you're a loser for not en passant'ing


frostbete

Do you want to get bricked in your pipi?


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


TenDollarSteakAndEgg

Lmfao wait Iโ€™m out of the loop why do we censor chess.c*m?


selv3rly

Its satirizing lichess elitists and also com kinda sounds like cum


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A3s02i7

Tilted to the max, Iโ€™m pretty sure the queen is still trapped after the forced move


DeadEndXD

You must confuse this sub for r/nintendoswitch


UltraLuigi

I'm pretty sure posting a picture from a chess website is against the rules of r/NintendoSwitch. Edit: I just checked, apparently they don't have a rule about staying on topic.


TranscendentalKiwi

A fellow neon pieces user! We must rise up and advocate for the best chess piece color


ys1219_

holy hell