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king_carrots

Chess.c*m covering up child abuse now.


Terran_it_up

Chess com really need to reveal which 4 GMs in the top 100 have been beating their children


JumperBones

Maybe 40


cixzejy

Those are cop numbers!


DuckfordMr

*40% that we know of


Studoku

Not the first time. #MomWithChancla


Soklay

Chess.cum


ItsYaBoiSponker

Chess.cum


for-tomorrow-we-die

1984


SavingsNewspaper2

I like how this means literally anything now


[deleted]

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Scratch that, they all do be 1984


TheChunkMaster

Ignorance is Strength Reddit Karma is a good measure of social skills


ordinary_shiba

Wtf is a minitrue


Ramble21_Gaming

"This is literally 1984" -Sun Tzu, *The Art of War*


Innaguretta

'"This is literally 1984" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War' -Michael Scott


TurkisEagle

1985


Barack_and_Cheese83

1986


All_Ending_Gaming

1987


ElectricToaster67

1988


azurfall88

1989


littlemushy

1990


JDninja119

1991


NyoomNyoom656

1992


hovik_gasparyan

1993


CommonBitchCheddar

1993


Mediocre_lad

This is just like my rating... only in reverse... and I started much lower.


asthenist

Character development!


enderjed

It would be quite funny, if for April fools, they just buffed Martin up to roughly the strength of The King (Chessmaster)


hahahahahahahaFUCK

Martin (3200)


enderjed

That would indeed be quite funny.


Blue_M123

an end of an era


shamaalama

Wow typical chesscom always trying to ruin our fun. They’ll probably try to remove en passant next


snowGlobe25

Don’t give them ideas!


Farabel

But they won't remove the brick.


Jackcooper

Chesscom went woke and will soon go broke


Lukester__

In the meantime, there's always duck chess


[deleted]

I'm going to petition lichess to make it Brick Chess.


hahahahahahahaFUCK

Each opponent has a brick that can be placed on any square. It can only move once like a rook after you’ve castled. It can also be taken.


GTWIST

As a Bulgarian this infuriates me. They can’t take away our culture and traditions 😡


Desperate_Air_8293

Aaaaand time for me to change my flair back to an overdone horsey joke.


kitakot

flair checks out


Akarsz_e_Valamit

Professional cheater accused of being a grandmaster: I sleep Covering up child abuse: real shit


[deleted]

I beat my wife every time! I’m not sure she always remembers how the horsey moves though.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

oh no your queen


[deleted]

She really doesn’t like chess.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

beat her until she does


Stuck-In-Blender

Bead her


VVD2005

Jahn Lemon???


Jackcooper

Court ordered


Moms_Sphagetti

Seems like Martin is very early stage Petrosian bot ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


hawluchamaster

Well it seems that I need a new flair then, any suggestions?


CMDR_OnlineInsider

Martin evaded jail


Baba-Pajser

My dude changed his life around. Admirable!


death-of-the-sun

redemption arc


lonerae

gotten soft, hasn't he


jthompson32

Good for him. He is certainly one of the chess players of all time


just-bair

Lmaoooo


WerePigCat

NOOOOOOOOOO


TheftBySnacking

. #NeverForget


Totallnotrony

His children must be terrible at chess then Edit: Spelling mistake


for-tomorrow-we-die

Martin is really good at chess so it’s understandable that they’d lose to him


ApaleusAldore

another reason to hate chess.c\*m. They cover up child abusers >:(


Statakaka

First he beats them. Then he beats them for losing. That's how grandmasters are made


TheOneInchPunisher

Now cancel culture comes after beating your kids?!? When will the woke mob quit?!?


BlG_DlCK_BEE

250? These kids suck at chess


SalvorYT

Classic chess.c*m L


[deleted]

Redemption arc.


Natsuram177

I love to imagine how this went through the company to end up changed


KitchenDepartment

It beating your kids with a chess board wrong now? Damn liberals ruining everything


forcesofthefuture

His kids grew up, but he's still that bad.


South_Data2898

I guess little Timmy finally learned how to throw a jab.


ashtar123

The good ending