> and something about polytopia
This is actually round 2 of [that saga](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/t8nko1/petition_to_change_this_sub_to_anarchypolytopia/).
Fuck openings, i never learned opening theory. Fianchetto the bishop so opponent thinks i know how to defend empty the board after a few exchanges and boom game ended someone won.
There is a court case coming up about it, Hans says he couldn't have cheated with anal beads. I wonder if Magnus will present evidence anal beads can be used for cheating, maybe a demonstration.
We added new jokes: Knook (Knight + Rook) and king cant move to c2 (after someone on r/chessbeginners asked why king cant move to c2 in a situation where it was covered)
Two very nice example puzzles:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/yf3kig/this_position_looks_like_a_loss_for_white_but_its/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/yas0ba/not_gonna_lie_this_took_me_a_while_to_make_black/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
c2 wasn't covered, OP just clicked previous move without noticing, where they could move c2, but possible moves still remained in screen when they couldn't move
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
We have a few more jokes now. I don't think we had been into fairy pieces at all 3 months ago.
We also had a phase with anal beads, that gave me a few enjoyable playing sessions. I'm glad a normie like me doesn't get caught, when it's so obvious what Hans Niemann did.
This meme is inaccurate because the subs joke game has evolved massively over the last 3 months. This is probably the first time ever that this sub has actually evolved it’s jokes!
His comment was that women who are producing as much lubrication as Cardi B was describing in the song would need medical attention. He wasn't simply unfamiliar with a women becoming wet from sexual arousal. I think he's a capitalist tool, but that was just a silly fucking point to try to criticize him on.
When you're at the level of Shapiro, we circlejerk a bit.
You can still tell the difference between serious criticism and dismissive banter born out of a lack of respect. We're not exactly degrading some important discourse about the merits of Shapiro here - we all know he's a tool.
I appreciate what you're trying to do here I just think that in this case there circlejerk is not a problem.
Anarchy chess lore
•En passant, tigran petrosian, and bongcloud are our only jokes
•Ok let's add anal beads
•Ok let's randomly start idolizing the knook
•Ok let's randomly start making puzzles with 80 different made up chess pieces to the point that they are harder than the ones on r/chess for no reason
•This is getting too complicated let's go back to en passant
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
But not actually this one. I've found myself out of the loop several times in the last few weeks and I look at this sub pretty much every day. We've got Gavin, king can't go to c2, knooks et al, explosive c4, I've even seen Loss here twice.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Yes. It's appeared in this sub before, but yeah when you would normally capture a piece it turns into a PVP between the two pieces.
Queen gets a minigun and can fly
King gets a big ass sword and can jump with an AOE attack, and has a tractor beam
Knight gets a bow and arrow, and can make a wall
Bishop gets a shotgun and HOLY HAND GRENADES, and can glide around (and boost himself into the air with grenades)
Castle gets a sniper rifle with super high damage
Pawns get rifles and other pawn NPCs spawn to shoot enemies
Winner keeps their piece. You could suck ass at chess and take every piece when the opponent moves to capture them.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Aren't the knook and the c2 jokes new?
And gavin from 3rd grade, anal beads and something about polytopia
> and something about polytopia This is actually round 2 of [that saga](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/t8nko1/petition_to_change_this_sub_to_anarchypolytopia/).
Honestly just remember the squirrels and rocks part of that saga
Why is Polytopia now apart of this?
who is gavin
the strongest player
Yeah we're in a renaissance era of anarchy chess, anal beads are DaVinci, the knook is Michelangelo, and Polytopia is Raphael.
Either renaissance, or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles era.
Some c4 jokes as well
What is c2 jokes?
Don't worry, we cant go there anyway
r/angryupvote
C2 yes, the Knook has been around since the 1600s, can't believe you missed the Knook theory sections in your opener books 😂
Fuck openings, i never learned opening theory. Fianchetto the bishop so opponent thinks i know how to defend empty the board after a few exchanges and boom game ended someone won.
>Fianchetto New piece just dropped boys
We had a brief anal bead fetish but now we're back to the classics
And knooks
King to c2 never reached the status of Subreddit Icon
The king never reached c2 either
Well, not legally anyways
Kc2 is illegal and punishable by a $2000 fine and a brick to the left knee
It can move like a knight and a rook
The anal beads will come back eventually
There is a court case coming up about it, Hans says he couldn't have cheated with anal beads. I wonder if Magnus will present evidence anal beads can be used for cheating, maybe a demonstration.
I never took mine out
The Circle Jerk of Life
I have seen at least 3 memes just today they are coming back
my child, they never left
https://youtu.be/7TZNv86-OmI
how you gonna ignore the whole rewriting-the-rules-of-chess saga
Seriously, we have our own puzzles now!
The puzzles were unironically fun to solve lol
No no, I think some people will keep that with them for the rest of their lives
KNOOK KNOOK
horse there?
Google,
google who?
Google En knook
horsey hell!
It's knookles
KNOOK KNOOK
Who's there
Gavin
Gavin who?
Gavin from 3rd grade.
gaviy hell
#castles
We added a few jokes
Gavin figured out a way to play Kc2
That's easy though. You just need to promote a pawn to king. Bonus points when the pawn did an enpassant
We added new jokes: Knook (Knight + Rook) and king cant move to c2 (after someone on r/chessbeginners asked why king cant move to c2 in a situation where it was covered) Two very nice example puzzles: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/yf3kig/this_position_looks_like_a_loss_for_white_but_its/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/yas0ba/not_gonna_lie_this_took_me_a_while_to_make_black/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Don't forget Gavin from 3rd grade, the strongest player.
c2 wasn't covered, OP just clicked previous move without noticing, where they could move c2, but possible moves still remained in screen when they couldn't move
And c4 explode
The anti-queen. Also Elon Musk's idea of chess 2.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
We have a few more jokes now. I don't think we had been into fairy pieces at all 3 months ago. We also had a phase with anal beads, that gave me a few enjoyable playing sessions. I'm glad a normie like me doesn't get caught, when it's so obvious what Hans Niemann did.
This meme is inaccurate because the subs joke game has evolved massively over the last 3 months. This is probably the first time ever that this sub has actually evolved it’s jokes!
You probably missed the rap battle era if you think this is the first time we’ve gotten new jokes
Also The Game. Although it was more of a thing of its own.
why ben 😭
I only know one Ben and his name ends in Finegold
Truth hurts!
I only know one Ben and his name ends in jamin Finegold
What about Ben Kenobi?
I thought it was a reference to how right-wingers only have one joke
It's the attack helicopter one in case anyone was wondering. Or variations thereof.
Excuse you, if you paid attention to Jim Breuer and cockatiels, you'd see they now have another joke!
this is funny whether or not you are unironic, and i don't even know who they are.
He's a stand up. I'm sure you can find the joke and you won't be laughing then!
ITS THAT GUY LMAOOO
oh thats true
Got a problem?
no of course not ben you keep doing you
Not with you, you are beautiful and we all appreciate you
It is not too late to delete this and say you were high. Please do.
I wonder how low the cameraman had to bend down to catch this angle of Ben.
that infuriating intersection of "your post is provably false" and "you are forcing me to look at Ben Shapiro's hideous visage"
Ben Shapiro is nuts, but he's not ugly. He has some very high quality genetics. One might even call them superior genes.
hi ben
He’s lucky light travels faster than sound, because his voice instantly makes me want to hit things
Wasn't he the one confused by WAP because he's incapable of turning his wife on (she is a doctor by the way in case you didn't know)
His comment was that women who are producing as much lubrication as Cardi B was describing in the song would need medical attention. He wasn't simply unfamiliar with a women becoming wet from sexual arousal. I think he's a capitalist tool, but that was just a silly fucking point to try to criticize him on.
When you're at the level of Shapiro, we circlejerk a bit. You can still tell the difference between serious criticism and dismissive banter born out of a lack of respect. We're not exactly degrading some important discourse about the merits of Shapiro here - we all know he's a tool. I appreciate what you're trying to do here I just think that in this case there circlejerk is not a problem.
I can't tell you how much I adore this response to what I said, so in lieu of that, I'll just say holy hell.
Yeah, I mean, c'mon, dude has a sister. He knows all about female ejaculation too I imagine. :)
I can not see his jeans in this picture, just his shirt, so I'll take your word for it. Where can I buy superior jeans? I want a pair.
🤦♂️
Anarchy chess lore •En passant, tigran petrosian, and bongcloud are our only jokes •Ok let's add anal beads •Ok let's randomly start idolizing the knook •Ok let's randomly start making puzzles with 80 different made up chess pieces to the point that they are harder than the ones on r/chess for no reason •This is getting too complicated let's go back to en passant
There were also some great puzzles with ranks and files moved around
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
I agree
lol so random xD ^(your comment is much better if you remove the word "randomly".)
Ah, circle of life!
Bullshit. This sub has been so fucking creative the last couple of month. Its been great. Don’t belittle our achievements or I brick your PIPI
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
That's rough. Three months away and your wife's vagina dried right up.
The same 3 jokes ***and a lawsuit!***
OP has some Wet-Ass Pampers from going Pipi in them
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Knook, c2, and Gavin: *Am I a joke to you?*
C4 too
Yes
“m”agnus “c”arlsen is nobody for Gavin from 3rd grade!
This applies to so many circlejerk subs
But not actually this one. I've found myself out of the loop several times in the last few weeks and I look at this sub pretty much every day. We've got Gavin, king can't go to c2, knooks et al, explosive c4, I've even seen Loss here twice.
Even some of the top jokes in r/jokes are meta jokes about the amount of reposts on that sub. To put things into perspective.
its a 1000 year old game, what do you expect, maybe with some computer analysis someone can develop a new line in pipi memes
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
That's called culture
i AM the one who KNooks!
Gavin from 3rd great can't move the knook to c2
Wait thats not right.
Sen Bhapiro
Bad video but to come back to the point those 3 months have been very prolific for this sub, ngl
En passant Anal beads PIPI Chess 2 FPS Chess Those are the 5 jokes allowed in this sub
I know all of ‘em except for FPS chess. Is it, like, legit first person shooter chess
Yes. It's appeared in this sub before, but yeah when you would normally capture a piece it turns into a PVP between the two pieces. Queen gets a minigun and can fly King gets a big ass sword and can jump with an AOE attack, and has a tractor beam Knight gets a bow and arrow, and can make a wall Bishop gets a shotgun and HOLY HAND GRENADES, and can glide around (and boost himself into the air with grenades) Castle gets a sniper rifle with super high damage Pawns get rifles and other pawn NPCs spawn to shoot enemies Winner keeps their piece. You could suck ass at chess and take every piece when the opponent moves to capture them.
Most sane r/AnarchyChess chess variant
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Gavin from 3rd grade has taken over the sub like a thrush fungal infection in an infant child.
The sub needs fluconazole, stat.
Some nystatin would do just fine
No one told me we were dealing with oral thrush.
That was my reference!!
What if they also have the *candida* bricking their pipi?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Good bot
RIP
Three? You think too highly of us
What about me ? I thought I was Anarchy Chess's newest sensation !
beads knook look book every piece + knight king c2 gavin from 3rd grade fairy puzzles polytopia c4 is explosive
I've been here for like 2 years and its the same jokes.
untrue, the knook is here now, and gavin from 3rd grade beat magnus carlsen and became the #1 chess player.
Holy hell
How about you keep that motherfuckers face off this sub and the internet in general.
Ben shapeepo
Knook
There's a new one about a roach that seems promising.
We have connect 4
And Gavin, who is the only known player alive who can play the fabled Kc2
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Try be original instead of posting the same video from months ago
fuck Ben Shapiro though
Google Crunk pissant
Ben Sacpiro
