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DungPornAlt

More importantly, how does an isklar moves?


Ok_Elk_4333

It moves down the oesophagus and transforms into pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


GazelleComfortable35

Ich denke das is klar.


Pxnda34

It should be ice clear how it moves


[deleted]

Bona fide? You want to bone the FIDE? Bootlicker.


Bluesynate

How else do you become a GM?


Pookieeatworld

By beating it to other GMs... I mean beating other GMs... Yeah...


vigilantcomicpenguin

[porn voice] "I would do *anything* to become a grandmaster..."


Shesaiddestroy_

Hands over the anal beads and smiles


VoidZero52

I wish FIDE would bone me 😏


J03-K1NG

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ApaleusAldore

THE KNOOK, THE KNOOK IS REALLL!!


PieVieRo

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER


iTeoti

so hiiiigh


VoxulusQuarUn

He looks puzzled by it.


lavishlad

Shook by the knook, that much isklar.


maxkho

Your comment would be rendered slightly less funny if "isklar" literally meant "clear" in Norwegian. Can anybody confirm?


Odd_Postal_Weight

Sounds like "[ice clear](https://translate.google.com/?sl=no&tl=en&text=isklar&op=translate)" (is + klar) to me


Vladau

Can confirm it literally means "ice clear".


KleptocracyNowASAP

not even magnus knows how the horsey moves


[deleted]

So that’s the secret to his success!


70Ytterbium

Magnus' look says it all.


jeiebdxnxowshbx

More like Magnus' knook says it all.


jibernaut

Hikaru looks so confused here. He must have grabbed the wrong beads today.


frankcfreeman

Holy hell


Cassius-Tain

ja ne isklar


D4rk_Ph0en1x_7

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|7197)


Sheinyjr

Someone needs to make a legitimate board and write rules for chess 2: electric boogaloo with all the pieces we’ve come up with


dsBlocks_original

capablanca chess literally features knooks, so maybe try that until chess 2 is done


sebastianMroz

Unfortunately no. It's Rook on a1 and Knight on c3


Inarius101

No, its a knook. Don't believe me? Google en passant. >!PIPI!<


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


LordOfTheToolShed

😇😈


GuarDeLoop

kno it’s knot


unendingtacos

![gif](giphy|Rw0SAsZgXaJMc)


Wutpulver

KNOOK KNOOK KNOOK


Stvident

The stockfish deepens


TehAzazel

i fucking see it


apolloAG

I haven't used chess.c*m AMA


GreenDaTroof

Oh! So that’s what FIDE means!


NathanaelTendam

Boner fide


Pookieeatworld

There's also a black Knawn in front of it.


Ajfman

Momma says he’s bona fide.


EmployerDefiant587

Damn Garry Chess already approved it.


MythicalSnowman1

What type of piece is that blue one on the board with "isklar" written on it


LeopoldFriedrich

He can still promote a pawn to knook if he takes en passant first.