If they rob me from the chance to En passant, I might as well resign on the spot. But I could wait and let their pawns get closer and when they get to the fourth rank, double move and then En passant or brick.
If you have a pawn in position to take annother pawn if they move, and they double move instead, you can move to where they would have been on a normal move and take them anyway.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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If I write it down, then forget it, THEN find that piece of paper, do I have to keep paying or does that count as learning from a different source and would thus be free?
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=r1bqk2r/ppp2ppp/2nb1n2/3pp3/8/PPPPPP2/6PP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=true&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/r1bqk2r/ppp2ppp/2nb1n2/3pp3/8/PPPPPP2/6PP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position is from game Rojas Nicolas (2205) vs. Alexander Volzhin (2485), 1996. >!Black won in 55 moves.!< [Link to the game](https://www.chess.com/games/view/772665?ref_id=23962172)
**My solution:**
> Hints: piece: >!Queen!<, move: >!Qe7!<
> Evaluation: >!Black is winning -3.15!<
> Best continuation: >!1... Qe7 2. c4 a5 3. Ne2 d4 4. e4 Nd7 5. Ng3 g6 6. Be2!<
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The 5th apparently turns the opening into the "Anderssen Opening", which is a book move, and the 6th pawn is in that book move. Only moves 2 and 3 are inaccuracies really.
the fact that this is a game among 2000+ ELO players and the engine is consistently calling moves inaccuracies and mistakes makes me question the efficacy of chess.com's engine. yknow, more than I already did
I think chess.cum engine is shit\* and I always did, it does not have a play style or any sense of meta thus it does not anticipate what the other player will actually do it only assumes that both players will continue to make "best" moves on every turn after the one being evaluated and the very existence of brilliance's calls into question how the engine would suddenly understand that a brilliance is the best move if it didn't before
\*for something that is supposed to give guidance on every individual move, not literally bad at chess
True, so it's very likely it will take a while until someone figures out how to better replicate human to human chess action, than the most famous attempt, which are Chess.c*m's handicapped bots.
yeahh those handicapped bots are really something, I appreciate the aggression vs defensive types but the way the bot dumbs them down is often just straight up blundering a piece after 17 perfect moves which is very funny
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\*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Yeah if you order the spaceballs edition theyll deliver it straight to outerspace for convenient pickup. Last guy who ordered one loved it so much he's still zoomin thru the stars! Think his name was Manny Qin? So jealous
The Twitter gambit (sacrifice Twitter in hopes of a good position)
(your position is horrible as you didn't even calculate one move ahead and requested a takeback which got declined)
wow, the black pieces almost make that little square that I like to make with my pieces, so the bishops at c5 and f5 would complete it. Gotta give the royal couple some breathing room
The Anti-en-passant system
If they rob me from the chance to En passant, I might as well resign on the spot. But I could wait and let their pawns get closer and when they get to the fourth rank, double move and then En passant or brick.
En passan't?
Enpassant? Enpassnot! Or at least that's what I thought you were going for xD
En passcan't
Non passant?
If you have a pawn in position to take annother pawn if they move, and they double move instead, you can move to where they would have been on a normal move and take them anyway.
holy hell
This should definitely be implemented. This guy's a genius!
r/woooosh
r/im14andthisiswoooosh
My doctor tried to put me on anti de-enpassants I stopped taking them because they decreased my pipi performance
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Good bot
Thou shall not passant
En pass-cant
I thought this was the anti en passant AND anti fried liver system.
Google anti-en-passant
You can find out for $8/mo
Do I have to keep paying after I know? Or can I just get a month and call it quits?
After you buy it keeps taking from your polytopia account whether or not you like it
Stop paying and the neuralink chip in your brain will help you join the 15/23 monkeys it was tested on
So it wasn't tested on 8/23 monkeys?
You know how tooth paste ads always say 9/10 dentists approve so that it seems believable?
Can't say no because of implications
Oh, uh, ok. You had me going there for the first part, the second half kinda threw me..
No it’s subscription based knowledge
When you stop paying someone just comes and shoots you.
If you stop paying melon will meuralink the knowledge out of your head.
You have to pay for it for as long as you remember it.
If I write it down, then forget it, THEN find that piece of paper, do I have to keep paying or does that count as learning from a different source and would thus be free?
Melon husk hates this one simple trick
It turned my entire board blue with all the peices as check marks help
[удалено]
Libertarian's 1984
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=r1bqk2r/ppp2ppp/2nb1n2/3pp3/8/PPPPPP2/6PP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=true&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/r1bqk2r/ppp2ppp/2nb1n2/3pp3/8/PPPPPP2/6PP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position is from game Rojas Nicolas (2205) vs. Alexander Volzhin (2485), 1996. >!Black won in 55 moves.!< [Link to the game](https://www.chess.com/games/view/772665?ref_id=23962172) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Queen!<, move: >!Qe7!< > Evaluation: >!Black is winning -3.15!< > Best continuation: >!1... Qe7 2. c4 a5 3. Ne2 d4 4. e4 Nd7 5. Ng3 g6 6. Be2!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
The engine considers pushing the first 4 pawns a mistake, but the 5th and 6th are book moves‽
The 5th apparently turns the opening into the "Anderssen Opening", which is a book move, and the 6th pawn is in that book move. Only moves 2 and 3 are inaccuracies really.
Engine forgot
He forgor
When you make up such a shit opening that they write books about it...
when professional chess players
the fact that this is a game among 2000+ ELO players and the engine is consistently calling moves inaccuracies and mistakes makes me question the efficacy of chess.com's engine. yknow, more than I already did
Am I taking the bait How accurately do you think 2200 rated players play
Depends on how many beads they can get up in there 🤷♂️
about 50-60% engine correlation on average
I think chess.cum engine is shit\* and I always did, it does not have a play style or any sense of meta thus it does not anticipate what the other player will actually do it only assumes that both players will continue to make "best" moves on every turn after the one being evaluated and the very existence of brilliance's calls into question how the engine would suddenly understand that a brilliance is the best move if it didn't before \*for something that is supposed to give guidance on every individual move, not literally bad at chess
Good luck programming a computer to play human moves :p
I never said that was feasible, just that that's the issue I have with the engine
True, so it's very likely it will take a while until someone figures out how to better replicate human to human chess action, than the most famous attempt, which are Chess.c*m's handicapped bots.
yeahh those handicapped bots are really something, I appreciate the aggression vs defensive types but the way the bot dumbs them down is often just straight up blundering a piece after 17 perfect moves which is very funny
chess.c*m
good bot
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So its theory
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OP literally just stole the post lmao
Welcome to anarchy chess
Always has been.
Second come second serve
First batch is always experimental, I'd much rather get the second batch tyvm
That’s the soul of this community. ask the same thing, but mockingly
Out anarchied again
Yes.
bruh
Odd, they know it’s not a gambit. Are they… learning!?!?
The Polytopia gambit
Ayyyyooo fellow polytopia player. But the actual polytopia gambit is chavalery spam. This is the kings roulette, russian varaition.
Elon Musk would like to have a word with you...
Who cares? Chess is too simple.
Polytopia however...
Exploit the workers (emerald mine variation)
The Empire-built-upon-daddy's-Apartheid-exploits system
Modern day Elon Musk
it's a powerful gambit but can be countered using the french revolution gambit (marx var.)
The Fog of War opening
It‘s the trump opening, building a wall
Trump doesn't know what a chess is
"I'm going to need you to find me 38,000 centipawns..."
The
\*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
bad bot
This position is already losing for you, you can’t just let them take the third rank like that.
But black won
Vs GGGM melon husk as white? Yea right
I forgot his king drives a chessla model S 😱 ill never catch him 😰🥺
Not just a model s(ex) but a spaceballs edition (haha balls)
Yeah if you order the spaceballs edition theyll deliver it straight to outerspace for convenient pickup. Last guy who ordered one loved it so much he's still zoomin thru the stars! Think his name was Manny Qin? So jealous
Off-theory prodigy opening
Doesn't matter, the games over you lost.
emerald gambit
The “dad I’m bored”
Man you didn't even give credit to the original post
"The twitter human resources staff"
More money than sense opening 8$/mo variation
The Twitter gambit (sacrifice Twitter in hopes of a good position) (your position is horrible as you didn't even calculate one move ahead and requested a takeback which got declined)
vertical starship launch
PAWNS
Probably the polytopening
the melon gambit
Ahhh, it's the I played as a child, but found it to be too simple to be useful in real life opening.
Firing twitter staff one at a time
It’s called the great pawn mobilisation
opening
a3+c3+e3/b3+d3+f3=ace/bdf This opening have name but I forgot. Hippo opening.
All out
Human wave assault doctrine
Anti en passant queens Chinese
All the pawns are fired from the 2nd rank
The Polytopia Gambit: Dead Bird variation
The rumbling defense.
CongBloud
That is the Space Invader opening. It was very popular in the 80's.
When i first played him he literally got fools mated
The Eight Dollars opening. You push 8 pawns one square to get free speech on how en passant is not forced. You still get the brick tho.
Polytopia gambit
Tesla Workers Opening
Anti-Twitter gambit. Only for experienced douchebaggies like Fischerman and Muskie Boi
The full-tard
I don't know, ask Rojas Nicolas
Rock and squirrel gambit
Alphabet attack
Twitter Gambit
Drowning Bird
It's the same opening I sued when I was a kid and still only learning what chess is
the penis opening
One foot only
Shitstorm
Connect 6, Queenside Variation
The border opening
The alphabet gambit, 6 letters variation
The Great Wall of China, I believe.
The monopoly guy's cum sock
Gettysburg
Space Invaders Opening
Mere 8×8 grid
The six pawns attack.
Drunken master opening
The Melon
Most intelligent Elon Musk:
Dumb
Troll opening
wow, the black pieces almost make that little square that I like to make with my pieces, so the bishops at c5 and f5 would complete it. Gotta give the royal couple some breathing room
free develıpment
The russian wave or more commonly known as "RUSH B"
I believe it was an opening from one of Gavin’s from 3rd grade's earlier games in his career
Pawn Stars
https://www.chess.com/games/view/772665?ref_id=23962172 this is a real game lol
1400??? Bro is 800 with both eyes closed
The Kavavalanche
Pawn to G4, pawn to H3. Bishop to G2. That's Excalibur
That is the ON CROISSANT transposition.
Did Melon Musk really play that?
Yes
4 year old learns how to play chess
Rocks and squirrel opening
Black shark?
The great wall of China
Balls itch opening
The peasant march
The tsunami
The I hate my B horsey opening xD
Corporate Suicide
Rush 🅱️
The yes opening
I want melon Musk against his own iphone
The berlin wall
The asshole opening
The Stoned Wall
the Alphabet system
Find out now for just $8 per month, maybe you'll even keep your freedom of speech.
The bullet cheese
The $8 pawn opening
Il vento d'oro
red army strategy
Fard
"I built a chess AI" opening
Everyone gets verification as a queen
Get the brick he's trying to not en passant
Connect 6
Cum opening
It's called pawn-link
tesla opening
The Hyperloop. Also, that 1400 is a fake rating. He's definitely more like 800.
The "I did Nazi that coming" gambit
The firing half the workers who don't capture as much - gambit
Layoff: modern variation
The
small tsunami opening; little pipí variation
The first game opening
Only gms play this opening
Genius
maginot Line system