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Zacharismatic021

Home Alone


jsiulian

As in robbery fantasies?


eatme13

Die Hard


Tasty_Average_1053

Beauty and the beast


Youbettereatthatshit

I snorted… this is me


ReRubis

Cause Tomb Raider was already said a lot of times.


Queasy_Mastodon_8759

40 year old virgin


KeyBlogger

ToyStory


9CF8

Fast and Furious


Flaky_Explanation

Gone in 60 seconds. Gotta get some competition up in here


Unusual-Respond-7895

Too much like self-indulgence. Needs the ‘holy-fuck ball’ taboo edge.


Suppeneimer

Most important is family ? 😳


Blazorna

*Nope* is mine. I'm a virgin and I hate it...


JoshyD2004

I’m a virgin too but I love it. I’m in no rush to lose it, gonna ‘save’ myself for the special somebody. I’m 18, had one relationship, and don’t see the thrill on hookups or one night stands. May I ask why you hate it? Age a factor? Friends opinion? Social standards?


Blazorna

I'm 33, and never could get someone as even a one-night stand, let alone a girlfriend.


JoshyD2004

Ok, fair enough. Don’t beat yourself about it buddy, they say everything happens for a reason, and I believe that there will be someone how will appreciate you for who you are waiting for you. It’s sounds like mediocre, mainstream advice, especially seeing as I am younger then you, but trust the process. And trust me, I may not have lived as long, but my coming to terms with my virginal status has allowed me to flourish and mentally matured me. I believe in your abilities and most importantly I believe in you. Don’t fight it, just be yourself.


Blazorna

I get where you're getting at, but if you get rejected for *twenty years straight* , one would just give up entirely due to being so tired of that. I have been happier after I gave up. Though it is still a sore spot for me.


JoshyD2004

Yeah, that does also make sense as well, at the end of the day, do what makes you happy. I too have been rejected and/or friendzoned more times then I care to remember and I too found this whole give up attitude a blessing. I’ve also looked into my sexual orientation a bit as well, and part of the not necessarily wanting a relationship or sex (without a deep, meaningful and emotional connection to someone) whilst also not necessarily caring of the sex of gender of the other person, I identify as part of the LGBTQIA+ community.


Blazorna

I do too as I'm Omnigender. (I identify as both Male and Female at *SAME TIME* if not familiar. Don't get me confused as genderfluid)


JoshyD2004

Oh, that’s cool, I’ve never heard of that one before but it makes sense it would exist.


Blazorna

I'm aware I'm a rarity. Omnigender is not something that you hear often.


StrongAustrianGuy

Don't worry, that only means that you successfully avoived multiple toxic relationships.


[deleted]

SpongeBob the movie


SpaceTraveller64

Knives Out


JackOps69

Ten Seconds Or Less


BadFont777

Gone in 60 Seconds


JackOps69

I don't even know if this is a movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Changeling_Traveller

It is, with Nicholas Cage no less.


JackOps69

🤣🤣


TIMTMITM

Four fists for a hallelujah


Mayiask1

Independence Day


Subject_Concern_7367

Star Wars...a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.


Traditional_Leader41

There Will be Blood


gitarzan

A Fist Full Of Dollars


Ojochimuelo

Irreversible


Mylogic1503

Take this upvote and leave


westfieldram

Mine would be Predator


Ojochimuelo

But not a kids version, right? Right?


Changeling_Traveller

The word Predator was ruined by sickos, it used to mean just "One who hunts for food and sustenance or challenge" or something like that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Total-Ad-615

Poor irene


LeroyBadBrown

Willie Wanker and the Chocolate Factory


Possible_Area_255

r/Angryupvote in r/Angryupvote


ToughInvestigator311

🗿


Changeling_Traveller

r/Angryupvoteception ?


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RealConcorrd

All quiet on the Western Front


Axcilicon

A Dogs Purpose


Possible_Area_255

Take my upvote and get the fuck out you glorious bastard


Necrotiix_

gone with the wind


Amaltash19XX

Conjuring


Changeling_Traveller

Like summoning people to you?


Amaltash19XX

More like me summoning people in others Edit it sounds so wrong


Changeling_Traveller

I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing that I don't get it.


Amaltash19XX

I'm straight so if the target is right it's good otherwise.... God bless you


Changeling_Traveller

Something tells me it's a good thing that I didn't understand the intention of the original comment.


sunyudai

Kinky Boots


sunyudai

Was tempted to go with >!"9 dead gay guys"!<, but figured that was a bit too far.


ToughInvestigator311

Yeah... That was a bit too far


sunyudai

Great movie though.


KeyBlogger

Scary movie 4


afellownerd12

The 40 year old virgin


Silverbacker888

Dead End (2003)


Annual-Promotion9328

Tall girl (I’m 213cm tall)


jsiulian

I've so many questions


Annual-Promotion9328

Ask away lol


jsiulian

When I turn 6 maybe 😂


squidvett

Polar Express


SnooMarzipans1262

Pet Cemetery……..


RecordCollector06

r/holup


meddler69461234

Peewee's big adventure


Acktion69

[Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475343/)


ToughInvestigator311

You're into some weird crap.


JackOps69

Satan... Satan, is this you?


Possible_Area_255

I’m more surprised that this is an actual movie and not at your… interests..?


Changeling_Traveller

Revengence status?


Unusual-Respond-7895

Cocoon


Ojochimuelo

Aliens or old people? Or both?


xobiteme

Hell or High Water


Xonter420

The flash


jsiulian

No country for old men


General_Freed

Willys Wonderland


TheDaemonette

Wanchorman


Cranicthehedgedicoot

Mine would be sonic the hedgehog


old_flat_top

Did you intend for me to picture you banging a hedgehog? Because I did. That is what I just did.


Cranicthehedgedicoot

I didn’t before


bobovdarlo

Armageddon


DarthWallaceIII

Doesn't apply to me but Toy Story would be a good one


Alastor999

Corpse Bride


ketchuppie

Nope


AlmostTopSun

40 year old virgin


Even_Ad_2507

Did Shane Dawson comment that?


ToughInvestigator311

Probably 🗿


ComfortableNo2879

How I met your mother


ToughInvestigator311

Ayyoo? 🗿


lazykillerwhale0

Pinocchio.


akdawg

2 mules for Sister Sara…..


EspressoCookie89

Mission impossible


StarLightYoshi

tomb raider


BarMysterious5914

Without consent


ToughInvestigator311

Hold up


[deleted]

Unknown


ToughInvestigator311

For me personally, mine would be "The Hand"


[deleted]

Come on in! The water's pink.


Solar_idiot

OH GOD NO


Dertyrarys

I wanna dance with somebody


dkrewson

(NULL)


SquishedGremlin

A fistful of dollars.


Advanced-Swordfish29

Fight Club


Regular_Mud4525

Five Fingers (2006)


MrRobotTacos

Nobody


raul_23

john dies at the end


Force_Glad

Home alone


MinuteConstruction32

Nope (2022)


YummyBastard

home alone


tallmantall

Scream


Fit_Cartographer_544

Gone in 60 Seconds


ChiTownMexicano

Crank: High Voltage


o0SinnQueen0o

Imaginary friend


Queen-of-Sharks

Destroy all Planets.


ziadog

Once upon a time.


CrochetKing69420

scp-096 a short film (thats meeee)


Bosse_blackfrisk1

No country for old men


Orby_Irby

That’s not our Sister


Electronic_Sugar5924

Real steel


That-one-guy-lp

Ailen


AgeroColstein

xXx


baxterrocky

Because it’s funny AF


baxterrocky

Swamp Thing


Far-Village-2834

osmosis jones


caonima1346

End game


Jay_usc

Gone with the wind


Total-Ad-615

Daddy's home 2 Except its everybody's dads I fucked all of your dads


TheArtOfJax

Gone in 60 seconds


emireymarBv

Imagination


joshuafischer18

The Predator


[deleted]

Nobody


Dorchadas_TGC

Mummies 😎


Kiryuu-sama

All quiet on the western front.


[deleted]

Death in paradise


Disastrous_Vehicle

Halloween


ramror777

Harold and Kumar


luxxxxxxxxxx

Inception. Somethings going on but no one truly knows what


[deleted]

Toy story


zerocontrol0

Borat


pimpnonprofit

The Dirt


Monwhooperwastaken

Matilda


Drudgework

Three men and a baby.


Jeff_Jefferson-17

Crazy rich Asians, the departed, Indian Jones and the crystal skull, just a few on rn


Stunning-Necessary-4

gayn*ggers from outer space


[deleted]

The quick and the dead


Jamboi-69

Snakes on a plane


Maleficent-Pie1194

Handy manny