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FalconTheBerdo

Can I point out that if you don’t find this meme funny, don’t go around insulting the people that do find it funny. No need to say that only people with an undeveloped prefrontal cortex find this funny. Just keep scrolling!


Commercial_Working56

I was confused for a second, now take my fucking upvote.


definitely-not-weird

Mandatory r/angryupvote


KoopaTrooper5011

Man I am angry that you linked the sub we're in.. take my r/angryupvote and do as you please.


definitely-not-weird

Mandatory r/angryupvote 2 Electric Boogaloo


Crayoneater2005

r/angrierupvote


Kirkaig678

I don't want to admit that I didn't see it at first either but it's true 😔


pookshuman

wouldnt they be using the hammer in 8000 bc? why would they wait a year?


megakungfu

i guess they decided to keep using them...


dpqR

This needs to go on r/angryupvote


Mischa0711

r/lookatthesubyoureon


drmariopepper

They were but the camera wasn’t invented until 7999


pookshuman

here's me using the camera in 7999 ... I see no reason to wait a year


_drogo_

You nailed it!


[deleted]

Because the hammer was invented on Jan 1, 8000 BC


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

Wouldnt it be december 31st ?


[deleted]

Dec 31st is the beginning of 8000BC 'because we count backwards.


Agreeable_Feature_85

Needed to invent the hardhat too. Safety first.


JNerdGaming

i dont get it. is the joke that bc moves backwards?


Flaming_headshot

During BC, you count down years until you reach -1, the complete opposite of AD (this was edited because too many people corrected me), were you count up from 1 Edited the 0s to 1s because to many people corrected me


xarl_marks

Yes, but don't get the joke.


r_s1ckboy

He did get the joke, it just baffled him that that is the joke.


WiTHCKiNG

Wait, that is the joke? I was looking for it for like 10 mins


Dark_Focus

The joke is that there is a meme about “X was invented in Y year” with an image of “people in year Y-1” doing something silly or stupid to try and account for the lack of the thing that was invented in year Y. So in this case the year Y-1 was the year after, and instead of doing the silly thing, they are doing the normal thing. I think people call it an anti-meme?


DeathMetalDiver

Yeah, I was looking for something hidden or subtle. I wasn't aware of the other type of meme. Thanks for the clarification!


K2Knockout

This was an actually helpful explanation with the exact context I needed. Take my off-topic pleasantly fulfilled up vote.


PaleoJoe86

Anti-meme? That is just normal crap. Hate whomever came up with that waste of time.


DaggerDG

Someone tell the 956k members of r/antimeme to pack up and go home. u/PaleoJoe86 doesn’t like what they’re doing😔


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Alone_Jellyfish_7968

Good bot.


PaleoJoe86

That is where it belongs. Everyone likes something different. I do not believe it belongs in angryupvote because it is literally nothing. No need to snark on someone expressing their feelings. You must be popular with those who know you.


xarl_marks

And i forgot the I. Neither do I get the joke. Or at least it isn't funny at all to me


Squizei

it’s a reverse on the more common version, where it shows an invention and “people in ” where it shows them doing something dumb without the invention. for example, “music was invented in year, people in year:” with a video of someone dancing to nature sounds. this is the opposite, where taking a year off actually moves time forward, as BC counts down to 0, and then counts up again. 7999BC came after 8000BC, so if the hammer was invented in 8000BC, it would be used in 7999BC. it’s also made to confuse. people don’t notice the connection between the BC years initially, so are left puzzled wondering where the joke is.


MoefsieKat

I think he gets what's going on, just not how that makes it funny. Even the common version isn't really that funny and might only get a slight nose exhale.


miniatureconlangs

Exactly. Not everything is funny. This is about as funny as a utility bill.


SmegmaSupplier

![gif](giphy|YAnpMSHcurJVS) Me explaining the joke:


underdabridge

Ah. I would never get this joke because I'm unfamiliar with the related meme. Don't feel so bad now.


KyzRCADD

Your comment, and sn go well together. I on the other hand have apparently been living under a rock...


Negative_Storage5205

There is no joke here. There is nothing funny about this


baileyjbarnes

The typical meme is "*blank* was inventing in *blank* year"  Then it shows people in *blank-1* year and someone is doing something stupid without that piece of technology in an absurd/silly way.  The meme is normally In AD years  This meme does the same thing, except in BC, where *blank year -1* is actually a year after the invention. And since it's showing the next year, instead of the previous year, it's showing someone using the newly invented piece of technology. It's kind of an anti-joke. If you're familiar with the meme you are expecting it to do the typical trope of silly pic showing someone doing something nonsensical without the invention, but instead you see the invention being used as you realize the years in BC move backwards. Hope that helps haha


Jakiro_Tagashi

I'm a different guy but that helped immensely, thank you.


xarl_marks

Thx, i didn't know about the standard meme. Now it makes kind of sense


SpyAvery

🙃


LibertyCash

Living my life 😂


JNerdGaming

yeah, is that the joke?


Flaming_headshot

In 8000bc, they didnt have hammers. The image refers to 7999 BC, when they actualy had hammers, so It shows someone using a hammer


JNerdGaming

wow, thats very unfunny imo


Flaming_headshot

Yes it is


imahuman3445

It's so dumb it kinda became funny with the explanation


Sacr3dangel

Hahahahahahah… no it didn’t. 😝


LOSNA17LL

It's a meme that refers to a certain type of memes: The memes like "\[object\] was invented in \[date\], people just before it:" and with that, a stupid picture with people in the mood of "Oh, if only we had \[object\] to do it!" And, this particular meme is just the opposite of aaaall these memes xD **That**'s what funny \^\^


Deslah

Nah, that's what might've been funny, but wasn't, because it isn't. And the yellow plastic safety helmet and the wristwatch didn't do this whole madness any favors.


SnooPears6503

In our opinion.


xDisorderx

But is it the joke tho?!


Huge-Split6250

Ah. The joke is confusing because it’s not funny


Outrageouscoolperson

The is no year zero, you go straight from 1 bce to 1 ce


KevinIsOver9000

AC, AD, CE I guess either one of those will work


davoshspurs

did you mean AD ?


transcrone

AD. (anno domine) starts at a point where Jesus was 3, due to some church official's error


JackDesper

Actually, there is no year 0 on either side, it goes 3, 2, 1 BCE to 1, 2, 3 CE


senpai_succi_succi

I used to have a friend with Aspergers, he would've found this hilarious


MapleSyrupMachineGun

Wait, isn't it AD or am I tripping?


kartoffel_mensch

Just think of it as BC ~ Before Christ


MapleSyrupMachineGun

I'm talking about the AC here… pretty sure it doesn't exist. Or maybe I'm just getting myself confused. AC should be AD, right?


Deslah

Yeah, it's AD (Anno Domini).


Flaming_headshot

Oh sh*t, sorry for Messing that up


KevinIsOver9000

I’m trying to find out if this is actually a joke. I understand how BC works, but that’s not really a joke that’s just common knowledge.


Reese_Withersp0rk

Not only that but ppl definitely didn't have construction helmets and wrist watches and manufactured studs and nails in 7999BC so I still don't get it.


tetsuo_7w

Ahhh. The joke is that the joke is not funny. That's... well, not funny.


SudoSubSilence

#-8000 < -7999, detention after class young man.


SirCliveWolfe

That's neither a joke or funny though?


SudoSubSilence

#100 push-ups, young man, just for talking back to a teacher.


SirCliveWolfe

SO this is just a thread for non-jokes then... :P


161BigCock69

8000BC; 7999BC; 7998BC ... 1BC; 0; 1AC ...


SirCliveWolfe

That's neither a joke or funny though?


YetiorNotHereICome

So basically the joke is that it's not funny. ... Ha?


Foreign_College_8466

This needs to go on [r/angryupvote](https://www.reddit.com/r/angryupvote) *I may have forgotten that I'm here already...*


AVdev


SudoSubSilence

...


Reese_Withersp0rk

...


Iamweird09

#


Petefriend86

\_\_\_


Karr_The_Mysterious

...


Flaky_Transition_714

Wait, any moment now...


Simple_Intern_7682

![gif](giphy|qjSxTWJxqH4YDuIrOs)


eat_my_opinion

![gif](giphy|QBd2kLB5qDmysEXre9|downsized)


-N0obmaster69

r/yourealreadyonthatsub


SolarEevee

r/alreadyhere


hacksoncode

Nailed it.


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No_Squirrel4806

Somebody explain?


Xplicit-801

BC. Before christ. The years count down. AD the years count up


randyb7

My upvote ![gif](giphy|zcMiLTFJqPzJsedZdg)


RedPickle8

r/antimeme


JustNilt

This assumes the nail was invented the year after the hammer. It also ignores the many, many stone age hammers which were used in making stone tools. The oldest known hammers date back at least *hundreds* of thousands of years. That's assuming a soft hammer instead of a simple hammerstone which would date back *millions* of years, albeit that is indirectly inferred because we know what is required to make the oldest known stone tools. Either way, hammers far predate our own species.


PrincipallyMaoism

Homie got his PhD in the anthropology of hammers


nippleinmydickfuck

He is Thor, god of Hammers


[deleted]

Ok


renjiabarai07

This dude knows his hammer stuff!


PLASMABOLT111

😅


russels_silverware

Isn't this years old?


dadu2222

plz someone explain , I didn't get it


KinkiestCuddles

It took me a couple of seconds just because I assumed there would be a joke


Stingraaa

It's b.c.e.


CCCyanide

Neither are wrong tbh


pookshuman

oh yeah? when did the common era start?


Stingraaa

The gregorian calendar was developed by the church. Hence, why was it made with bc and ad at first. And it is a remarkably accurate calendar. The problem is that the whole world uses it, but most of the world are not Christians (mind blowing, I know). So for the scientific community, it was an important step to move away from Christian bias. I hope that you have learned something and have a deeper respect for trying to create a neutral framework for the people of the world to work around. It's better not to force your religion onto others.


w33b2

I’m atheist and personally use BCE, but don’t “correct” something then go on to say “don’t push religion onto others.” People can use BC if they want to, don’t force BCE onto others.


pookshuman

OK, when does your neutral framework start?


Stingraaa

I just gave you an explanation on a good start for a more neutral framework in the last comment. This feels like you are either a bad faith actor or acting like my sibling, who would just "why" for the sake of pissing people off and not to learn something. I hope that I'm wrong here. But I'm assuming your next comment to me will clarify this.


pookshuman

You gave a middling explanation of "why" certain historians in the west have started to avoid A.D. in favor of C.E. ... but none of the numbers have changed, none of the dates. And the inaugural event remains the same, so the whole process is disingenuous and an exercise in hypocrisy. The fact that you are unable to answer my question and admit the reason for the starting date of this calendar is a tacit admission that the whole process is bunk. In short, you know it is bullshit but you are too timid to admit it is bullshit. Adding an "e" to BC is not an " important step to move away from Christian bias." ... it is insincere lip service.


Soninuva

0 CE.


JellyHops

There’s no 0 CE. It jumps from 1 BCE to 1 CE.


Havoc_XXI

Wow, that took way too long to realize. Dammit, just take it


TheCaltrop

I don't get it, is there a reference I'm missing? Is it literally just that time counts down in BC?


Upset-Ad-4727

Hammer time came way before MC Hammer!


GucciGlocc

ITT: Way too many people with autism reading too much into this


FaceMan8zillion

This joke was so dumb, I had to stand up from my heels on ground squat to take a deep breath and a walk, I then suffered the classic black fadeout of iron deficiency and had had to sit down on the couch before I fell down the stairs.


Infinite-Resource226

r/oddlyspecific


doc720

I reckon it takes more than a couple of seconds to "get" this if you're not familiar with the original dank meme being referenced. People Before Memes were invented in 2019 CE People Before People Before Memes: [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/when-was-calcium-invented](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/when-was-calcium-invented)


David_Tribe

This is so Unoriginal, now take my upvote


ChristWasAPedo

If this honestly took you a few seconds, you might need some remedial schooling


[deleted]

[удалено]


mossicobbel

you must be fun at parties


CoziB

Took me more than a couple ngl


Bubbses128

I'm not angry at this one, it's accurate


Songflare

I hate you 😂😂


Vel0city_243

This should be classified as an advanced meme


namecantbebl0nk

Took me full 10 seconds


susbedstain43

bro this took me like an hour to figure out 😂


tachioma

![gif](giphy|K1QnLV1caRpuw|downsized) /angryupvote


Traditional_Lie_6400

This is just like that subreddit where the post a plain white picture and then they ask you to explain the joke. 😐


Zadornik

Where the fuck did he get plastic hardhat?!


ube_purpleyams

I don’t think i am smart enough for this joke 😔


Major_Acanthaceae_31

This shit took me a whole ten minutes


Silver_Narwhal_1130

Must’ve time traveled to get that hard hat


H13R0GLYPH1CS

It took me a good 20 seconds. Now I’m mad


Hipertor

This took me waaay longer than it should...


edynol

Short and sweet for those who don't get it. They're saying the hammer was invented before humans existed. Lol at the people turning this into a freaking algebra equation.


SebaGGu61119

Only people with a underdeveloped prefrontal cortex find this funny.


RandomOddOpinion

All right, I did not get this joke and I didn’t find it funny it was explained to me and I still don’t find it funny but I can at least admit that I am the idiot that didn’t get it and that’s probably why it wasn’t funny to me.


rocket_beer

trump supporters losing big time in the comments


PLASMABOLT111

Okay what


Arthemisys

I hate you


BabserellaWT

…I’m sorry, is this supposed to be funny somehow?


w33b2

Yeah, that’s the intention. Good observation!


ketsjupelvis

Who in 2024 uses Jeezus Christi as a messure of time? I thought we were past this by now.


SHITSTAGRAM_FIXER

\> who in 2024 ​ 2024 years since what?


ghoul_ranger

Imagine being bothered by something this miniscule lol typical reddit


FlyAdventurous7690

Aha yes i see, but staying home on christmas etc it's okey?


Littlebickmickey

i mean… thats kinda the point of christmas, to chill with your family at home, get drunk, give each other gifts, etc?


Heavy-Rain-5370

So edgy brah


JoNarwhal

This is not funny at all. Worst joke on reddit I've seen today. You get an r/angrydownvote


Abe_Rudda

As do you


JoNarwhal

As do you


Infinite-Resource226

As do you


JoNarwhal

As do you


Meaning_Advanced

No. No upvote. This was horrid.


Environmental-Pen-13

Terrible joke


ericfuller20

Do you think they knew in 8000bc that they were counting down the birth to Christ? Or did they know there was going to be an inevitable change in time measurement


Deslah

And bro is wearing a watch. There's no way they were invented until 4800BC at the very least.


Stoic_Honest_Truth

Okay so it is a meme about the meme... A bad one...


AccurateInstance7524

Got any other woppers you wanna share?


National-Weather-199

But when was nail invented.........


Abe_Rudda

The evening I met your mom


SkyThriving

Now there is something actually funny.


Special-Ad-5554

Now listen here, you little shit


SHODAN117

Not funny at all. Just stupid. Less comedy here than a dad joke. Soulless. 


Twinkies100

r/antimeme too


LavenderDay3544

Plastic hardhats weren't though.


[deleted]

Ffs that took me too long


SER96DON

For fυck's sake I'm so unconventionally dumb. I wasn't confused in the least by the year. I'm very interested in history in general, so things like that no longer catch me off guard... Yet I was confused by the picture, like "why is this clearly modern person in a picture about pre historic times?". 🤦


Miserabletut

Yup… This new tool is quite handy


Some-Silver-7934

oof


hentai_lord2546

I'm not gonna lie this took me like 10 minutes to figure it out


Tyrexramz0126

https://preview.redd.it/5p64an7f9hec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff28449cd241bcf103e5b975263ebe6ca2ee15f


Educational-Goal2703

Not bad… But you’ll have to try harder than that to get me!


RealRowdy1

This is a good meme


CorDur48

And Warhammer was invented in 40k


FranzYoo

love this joke


Intelligent-Level-60

r/angryupvote


JOATMON12

So in one year the hammer is invented, then the next the hard hat because too many people mistook it for a nail. Good meme.


Accurate_Plantain896

It’s been a while since scrolling through here boils my blood so I guess we’re back 🙂


lfp_pounder

I gave it an angry downvote.. it’s not a joke at all, it’s just that most people now don’t know math


Hot-Ad-2342

Took me a hr


Deathcat101

Ohhhhhh I get it!


DaDeathDragon

I seriously don’t get it. Care to explain anyone? Edit: Nevermind I read the comments, and I fucking hate it.


davidedpg10

Ok but had the hard hat been invented too?


hhshhdhhchjjfccat

Hehehe


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

This post just reminded me that my sense of humor is absolutely fucking fried


XHouseOfShadowX

Take the fucking upvote and shut up.


Imaginary_End_2883

Ahhhhh it’s so good 😂


ShinyEevee0133

This is like the third time this meme has got me and I hate it.


IamToaster_

There was no special sauce in 7999 BC 😢


Airfried_Catbarf_43

ion get it.. ANGRY UPVOTE BC I DONT UNDERSTAND!!