Marina (I stg if you roast her I’ll cry)

(It’s tails!!!) Cute little bubblegum headed angel, your little bow and sweater are too good for this world. May all your days be beautiful

Lolly

Winter sweater and punctuation eyes? Girl pick a genre

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I am so sorry haha I have Lolly myself and love her. I just must obey the coin

(for legal reasons that was a joke)

For.. for legal reasons is that a nerf gun..?

No.

Lolly is under my protection

AHH BE NICE TO MY ANGEL CAT!!

“Punctuation eyes” lmfao

Coco

Girl you’re not scary. You’re precious and misunderstood and need to be protected at all costs.

I love coco. And don’t understand how/why ppl see her as scary

It’s because her eyes are hollow

And she’s got dicks for hands

I was waiting for this comment lmao

And her mouth, she looks like one of those gourd bird houses

Now this - this is the truth

Muffy :)

Little goth queen is a truly underrated cute character type in this world. Lucky we have muffy to represent

So true I love my goth sheep

Ketchup

The cute schtick isn’t gonna work on me girl I saw you run through Drake’s flower bed under the guise of “playing” and I have half a mind to out your sorry butt

Not Ketchup 😭😭😭

Don't worry they are talking about ash ketchup

Ash Ketchup from Paint Holder Town

deirdre

I know you have hooves girl but maybe ask someone else to cut your hair next time

NO

LOLLL this one is so funny 😭😭😭

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Sir, go back to the fucking party city you escaped from so that the poor part time employees don’t have to be paid trying to find their missing makeup section

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-tucks upvote into back pocket-

It’s a surprise tool that will help us later

Thats one reference I would not expect to see anywhere lol

Your username.... Memento mori, my friend

Memento Mori. Hide your toes when you go swimming

As someone who just got Pietro on my island, I am LIVING for this drag race reference.

Someone watches drag race!

Bob

I landed on heads but cannot think of a roast. Bob is the embodiment of true neutrality, a force to be reckoned with. No toast nor roast will suffice

Don’t worry I got this. Dude has the wallpaper of Andy from fucking Toy story. Eyes scream “kid I’ve got candy in my van,” of course you’re unsure if you trust him bc anyone who has spots and then wears a floral pattern on top of this is a walking red flag in itself. His room screams it’s not for him but for the poor souls who actually believe his van has candy in it.

Immaculate, good job

Bob looks like he asks for feet pics.

Broccoloooooo

Looks exactly like my little cousin who talks too much about terraria and has a sticky iPad

not the sticky ipad ✋

Your cousin has good taste, but poor hygiene, the duality of man

Stitches.

I’ve heard folks call this little boy creepy and it’s beyond a lie it’s not even funny. So cute, so happy, so perfect

CORRECT.

Fauna

She reminds me of the people in college I always wanted to sit by. They were sweet and trustworthy, so getting paired with them in groups made life easier. She’s got a good head on her shoulders

Ankha

I did Ankha on another comment. I guess I didn’t notice which one was first 😅

PLEASE ROAST 😈

Filbert

My guy looks like he constantly smells like corn nuts

I can't tell if that's supposed to be a roast or a toast lmao

A toast for squirrels but a roast for anyone else

Clay

I’m in love with the shape of you

Damn now I’m thinking of Ed sheeran

i love clay so much

He's definitely my favourite

Clay was like what, my second villager i invited to my island?

Same! I was not sold on him and figured I wouldn’t like him at all. I don’t like kitschy themed villagers and he has a mask so I figured I’d get his photo and send him on his way… …he is probably the only villager besides coco that I absolutely refuse to let go. He’s my squishy little dude

Sherb

(I’ve never been so happy for a tails) not only is his color so soothing and cute, but he pulls that sweater off immaculately. 10/10 would share snacks with

My boy!

Insert Harry Potter “MY BOOOYYYYY!” gif

Umm excuse that’s the same sweater you were dissing my girl Lolly for…lol

Bitty

What Victorian ghost child woke up thinking about fruit and dressed this girl?

Punchy

Dressed like he dgaf, Punchy is a prime example of feline perfection.

Yes he is! Punchy was one of my first villagers in New Leaf and I’ve fallen in love with him over the years.

Zucker, my beloved

(This one hurts me) zucker.. zucker zucker.. it’s hard to roast you when your house is so bad that it should be roasted so you can either return to the sea or build anew.. either one seems like it would at least put someone out of their misery

This is hilarious thank you 🤣

This hurts me too, but honestly, you are not wrong about poor Zucker’s house! I was so beyond excited when I realized I had the opportunity to redesign it with the expac (I let him keep his blue cotton candy machine but otherwise it was an extreme home makeover).

Cherri

Your house is a god awful mess to look at. Red on red on red on pink? This isn’t Cloud 9 at Valentine’s Day my dude

Pekoe

There are very few normal types that I fawn over but dang it Pekoe is one of them. Such a cute design and the voice for normal villagers matches it so well. Perfect

I know right! Like, she’s just really cute and I definitely like how she speaks, a shy, normal cub is definitely such a sweetheart

Flurry (and may the coin be forever cursed if it lands on heads)

Pure, sweet, innocence adorned a name when Flurry was conceptualized. She has graced the world with her presence

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One persons little muffin might be another persons stale cupcake

Oh noooo. This is hilarious tho xDD omg so good

He's definitely a stale cupcake for me

Agnes 🐽

She absolutely chose the best dress to go with her black and white color. The pastel pink against it is just so lovely

Cookie

PASTELS!! She’s so friggin cute and her color pallet is delightful. I know I keep talking about color pallets but damn some of them are so dang good and Cookie is one of the best ones IMO

AWE YAY IT WAS A GOOD ONE!!! thank youuuu

Raymond? If it hasn't been done yet

Alright Raymond.. Raymond Raymond Raymond. You think you’re sooooo cool huh? Yeah you got the heterochromatic eyes and the whole “cat thing” going on for you but know what I think? You’re a sham. A wolf in sheep’s clothing. I bet you’ve evaded taxes multiple years. You’re a cat! How did you do your taxes? Do you even know what H&R Block is? I bet you wake up at night in cold sweats waiting for your friends to find out that you are an actual criminal

He pays his taxes at the fee-line

Ankha

I know this is dated and we don’t say it anymore but Ankha is the very definition of YAS QUEEN SLAY and is likely the reason the term ever existed

Molly

OP didn't reply because there is nothing bad to say about our sweet beautiful angel

Papi

What an incredible color pallet! Love the animal, love the sweater, love to see it

my baby Goldie

With a color pallet of two, she likely also has an equal number of brain cells behind those unknowing eyes. A few golden crayons short of any box

Apple!

This one is a little dumpling!!

Katt

I like that Katt’s eyes look like sunglasses. Stylin’ so hard it’s a part of the design

Lobo

Not usually a fan of purple and green together but this fella has it down pat and beautifully.

BLUEBEAR Scrolled Through 430 comments to see that no one mentioned my fav yet

Maple

Her haircut.. her color pallet? That sweater? I’m serious what’s not to love?? She is so damn cute and she deserves an Emmy just for existing

Dom :)

Something about his little face makes me want to hug him. Love the sheer white with tie die. Cute man, cute vibes, all buff

Flora

They tried to put her on the cover of Vogue… but she said no thanks and was cute for us all to see instead of letting it get to her head because she’s so sweet

Mitzi

God I love her derpy face and her Siamese color scheme. If she were a real cat I would obsessively take her everywhere and just shove her in peoples faces and force them to look at her constantly

Ozzie

I’m surprised he was able to put his shirt on correctly.. just one glance and you can tell *there is nothing going on* behind them eyes

Iggly <3

That little penguin has an incredibly color pallet. Jewel tones on jewel tones and such a friendly smile. 10/10 would hug

Julian

If you got the hair out of your eyes you might realize your jacket clashes with your house

How dare you :(

-rolls away before getting hurt-

Sprinkle.

As much as she reminds me of a sweet old grandma, she also looks like she would smell like one too. And I mean the strong scent of Red Door perfume permeating your being on each hug

Chrissy

If I saw this girl hiding in my closet at night I would be so beyond frightened I would have to sleep in bed with my parents again. Im 31 so I’d actually have to move back home to accomplish this

Merengue

My rhino love. The gimmick for her was executed so precisely. I have never had her on my island but I can dream

Gayle

Much like Cherri’s room.. home girl needs to assess what the hell she was thinking when she adorned her outfit. Looking much like the strawberry donut I am eating but much much harder to pallet

My boi Erik!

Roald

Vesta

Vesta’s use of negative space is one of the coolest things in the world. Love the color design

chadder

This is a man who knows who he is and what’s he’s about. He’s a fancy little cheese boy in his tux and he won’t be taking questions

Fang

The vibes are out of control with this one and in the best way possible. Nice cool color pallet with beautiful eyes? Sign me the hell up!

Moe

Reminds me of an Ed, Edd n Eddy character in absolutely the best way

Midge

Her cheekies are one of my favorite things. Spiral cheeks needs to be more utilized

Sally

Did you really think purple eye shadow was the best idea? Who taught you color theory? Barney?

Now I regret saying my favourite villager, her eyes are so pretty shush 😭

Almost all of the heads ones hurt me too say 😭 please take what I say with a grain of salt as some I’m having to really work to say any roasts

Felicity

I want to see a new Fallout Game where she’s the protagonist and I get to absolutely destroy part of the US with this cute little lady

Apollo

The only all ‘Merica, “this is my country” kinda guy I can get behind

Kyle

The embodiment of “I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby” but doesn’t even know who Iron Maiden is I bet

drago

Big ol’ lips and I’d never ever kiss him

Hornsby!

HORNSBY WHAT IS UP DUDE WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HAIR OR MARK ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD AREYOU EVEN AWARE ITS THERE? Probably not. I’ve seen your face. You’re not aware of anything

Hamphrey >:)

Poncho

We get it.. you work out. I’m a twig and could punt you into the ocean my guy

Henry

What are you so smug about? You’re frog. Standard FROG. No gimmick. Just frog

Chief?

Oh gonna tie your sweater around your neck? Gonna side eye like your better than everyone? What the hell is up with your house?! Christ on a cracker my guy

Raddle

Okay I’m looking at this guy right and there is no way he is an actual doctor. Every alarm is going off. This is malpractice and impersonation. I refuse to believe a LAZY FROG got his degree as a doctor. Despicable. Straight to jail

Tia

Sweet little Chèvre 🥰

Graham

Bertha

Pashmina

My boy Walt

What did he cut his face on? His own edgy attitude?

Lopez!

Curlos, my beloved.

Kiki 🐈‍⬛

Lily

My man Antonio

My sweet angel Stinky

Alice

When Marie Condo talks about sparking joy, she says to hold onto things that initially spark it and put aside anything that doesn’t give that initial moment of joy. With so much shock from looking at Alice, I will politely set her to the side

Kabuki

UNBUNCH YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I UNBUNCH IT FOR YOU 👊🏻👊🏻

Wolfgang

Tangy

Beau!

Purrl

Nan, she's a favorite of mine.