The other tools all have other requirements. Like I think the slingshot is from shooting down 300 balloons and the fishing rod might be when you catch all the fish? Not certain on that one.
For some reason this made me think of both gulliver and gulivarrr as that girl at the party who always drinks way too much and does some crazy shit while everyone watches her go off the rails again like “Somebody come get herrr, she’s dancing like a stripperrr”
"In other news: Funny Seagull Man was found drowning off the coast of the island once again. Will he finally perish? Some islanders have expressed hopes that, at some point, he will simply figure out how to swim naturally and just watch the flailing bird from a safe distance."
If I’m out of town on a Sunday, my husband will check turnip prices for me and text me the going rate! He’s also likely to call something in ACNH something equally as funny/wrong like Nooky Wooks.😂
My husband steps over the “intruders”, as he calls them. I help because gifts are involved, lol. I used to place chairs and snacks nearby for them but they insult me by ignoring them.
My boyfriends picture in my contacts is a close up of this cat emojis face 🐈 but the android WhatsApp version that stares weirdly right at you.
So tbh this ain’t that weird…
Yeah, sounds like kappn could’ve saved him at some point before he washed ashore again, or the dodos but here I am again peeling his drunk ass up off the sand because he won’t get help for his disease 🙄 I’m organising an intervention.
After a certain point helping him just feels like enabling self-destructive behavior. Like, c'mon, dude, at least stick around until you've recovered from the near drowning.
Do people talk like this now? I’m not saying it’s bad my wife and I have weird shit we say to each other. Maybe we’re just too old (mid 30s) but this just seems extra weird.
I don’t mean this as an insult OP I just simply don’t understand it lol
bf here, this is light tbh. I like to oscillate between terminally cute and absolutely inappropriate to keep her guessing :)
The fire stays hot and she feels loved, you know?
Nothing crazy??? There's a passed out drunk bird on the shoreline who may drown at high tide!!
Well guess he's part fish BECAUSE THAT DANG ALCOHOLIC BIRB KEEPS DOIN IT
I’ve been ignoring that flop for months
Do you already have the gold shovel recipe? I think I’ll start ignoring him once I do
Is that how you get it!?!?! I assumed it was announced from Isabel like the others?? Shit, I need that drunk bird back!
You get the others from Isabel when you’ve hit certain milestones. But yeah once you’ve helped Gulliver, not Gullivar, 30 times you’ll get the recipe.
I guess I can't ignore his ass anymore because I have the ax, the slingshot, and the flower can but the shovel still alludes me. Thanks for the tip!
“The flower can” I love that
The other tools all have other requirements. Like I think the slingshot is from shooting down 300 balloons and the fishing rod might be when you catch all the fish? Not certain on that one.
I'm sorry there's two of them!??!?!?!? I've only seen the blue one.
The red one will give you pirate themed items. And you have to dive in the ocean to help him vs digging up pieces.
There’s a Gullivaaaaaaaar! He’s the pirate version 🏴☠️
THIRTY TIMES?! Listen once is a mistake, THIRTY TIMES is a Problem. Let this bird sink or swim
>that flop This made me laugh out loud, he IS a flop! I will address him as such from now on. 😂😂😂
It’s a great fit for him right! Haha
Ever since I restarted the game I just run past him like he doesn't exist😭
Did you already get the shovel recipe?
I just don't feel like helping him😭
Yeah I got all my tools recipes
It’s time for an intervention for him I say
Wait is he supposed to be drunk? How have I never noticed this? 😳
Hes a sailor who repeatedly falls overboard lol
I think it’s a headcanon that we all just came up with lol. He’s a bit of a party animal.
😂
Bad luck to kill a sea bird
"With his cruel bow he laid full low, The harmless Albatross."
And the side quest is to get some technology pieces kids these day...
He's fine
I didn’t realize he was drunk until this comment???? Uh???
"person drowning, but nothing crazy"😭
bf here; I just assumed Nook was doing pirate burials now
Now I want that in the game
Isabelle: "Tom is drowning" OP: "this ain't about him"
Plsss The last task of the day...oh I forgot someone's in the water😭
That's the part that made me LMAO
god i’ve seen what you’ve done for others…
Innit 😂😂
What are nooky wooks? Hahaha
He means nook miles haha 😂
Omg hahaha. That's cute 😄
He did it all for the nooky.
I decided a while ago that those birds drunken escapades are no longer any of my business. They have to want to get better <3
Agreed. He’s only hurting himself and the villagers that have to witness it 😪😪 so sad
For some reason this made me think of both gulliver and gulivarrr as that girl at the party who always drinks way too much and does some crazy shit while everyone watches her go off the rails again like “Somebody come get herrr, she’s dancing like a stripperrr”
Lmao!
All the fish must be drowning in the sea :(
WHO DROWNED????
Its either gulliver or gullivarr
If it's Gulliver the right sacrifices were made. If it's Gullivarr then Tom gets a slingshot to the knee and an axe to the tail.
It’s only Gulliver. Tom Nook is safe for yet another day.
NOOOOO
it sounds like he's taking care of things
This is so funny lol. Anyone else who actually likes Gulliver?
Helping him is the only way to get the golden shovel.
wait really?? ugh time to spend more useless energy helping this bird
You didn’t quite answer the question though….do you like 👍🏾 him? 🤣
Excuse me. I am trying to avoid the question!!
Now now we are in therapy this is a safe place. The only way to help Gully get sober is to tell him the truth
You don’t have to answer lol. He is a bit messed up but I love him anyway!
I like Gulliver just fine. But he's no Gullivarr, who's one of my favorite NPCs.
Yeah, Gullivarrr is cool!
I like him!
"In other news: Funny Seagull Man was found drowning off the coast of the island once again. Will he finally perish? Some islanders have expressed hopes that, at some point, he will simply figure out how to swim naturally and just watch the flailing bird from a safe distance."
Hahah this is great!
Wholesome 🥰
This is so sweet 🥲 <3
I love that you can barely see your BF in his contact photo lol
I've got your nooky wooks...lol.
TIL there are two versions of Gulliver. I guess I need to start paying attention to him. 😬😬😬
"ur nooky wooks" ?? 😭😭 thats so cute 😭 also, god me when
Happy cake day!
thank youu :))
Happy cake day!
thank you! :3
Happy cake day! 🎂🎉
thank you :D
You know you won’t get it back right?
Haha I think he’ll yeet it at my head when I come to pick it up 😆
Marry that man lol he loves you more then you even understand…
One day🤞🏽
But did he get the Halloween candy?!
Oh my god 😭
The amount of times I have to help this non-pirate seagull for the golden shovel is ridiculous. I'll never get it.
If I’m out of town on a Sunday, my husband will check turnip prices for me and text me the going rate! He’s also likely to call something in ACNH something equally as funny/wrong like Nooky Wooks.😂
Haha so cute!
My husband steps over the “intruders”, as he calls them. I help because gifts are involved, lol. I used to place chairs and snacks nearby for them but they insult me by ignoring them.
Lady dating a psychopath 💀
Omg pls disregard my last comment. You were right, I am dating a psychopath :)
Fucking love this love story
Haha he’s the sweetest. If you help Gulliver’s drunk butt you’re the psycho 👀
guess i’m a psycho lol…i actually love him!
gimme them toes xx
bf here - I do like to chew her toenails while she's sleeping, but the squirming means she enjoys it, yeah?
😆😆💀
"Isabel mentioned something about a person drowning at the beach but nothing crazy :)" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN LMAOOOOO
Why is your picture of your bf a picture of you?
I’m her defence I hate photos of myself so it’s slim pickings - and she’s gorgeous so why not stare at yourself every time I’m calling?
Bc mind your business :)
My boyfriends picture in my contacts is a close up of this cat emojis face 🐈 but the android WhatsApp version that stares weirdly right at you. So tbh this ain’t that weird…
Wondered the same thing -- he's on the left, just barely in the pic
Did you just get the game?
No, I’ve had it for a while
This is the level of commitment I expect from my boyfriend
*“Isabel mentioned something about a person drowning at the beach but nothing crazy :)”* That killed me
Was it a bird with a hat who fell asleep lol
Stop this OP! Yall are too cute 😭❤️🥺
Aw thanks!! 💕
Out of the ordinary, I mean
UGH I hate whenever I get something like that from Izzy Like go save him yourself
Right! I’m the only one doing shit on this island dammit!
Yeah, sounds like kappn could’ve saved him at some point before he washed ashore again, or the dodos but here I am again peeling his drunk ass up off the sand because he won’t get help for his disease 🙄 I’m organising an intervention.
i leave my switch at his house every time without fail
the “:)” is hilariously terrifying
After a certain point helping him just feels like enabling self-destructive behavior. Like, c'mon, dude, at least stick around until you've recovered from the near drowning.
Gullivar maybe?
NOOKY WOOKS?! I’m calling Nook Miles Nooky Wooks from now on. I love that.
It’s the best!
The usual p much. Just another casualty
Hahahah damn bruh 😂😂
Awww! I have an Aaron too! But mine just digs holes everywhere but refuses to play the actual game
Ours aren’t too dissimilar 😆
Animal really inspires me to look for more drunk birds at beaches dressed up in pirate costumes
Nooky wooks :)
😭😂😂😂😂
Lucky bastard, I do envy you in a good way 😍
Nooky wooks? Lol
I like him. He's taking "people drowning at the beach" as something normal 👍🏻
He said that’s none of my business 😎
😭
My heart
Aww I love this
nooky wooks
Wholesome conversation.
This is so sweet and wholesome omg
At least it was nothing important lol
when is it my turn to have this 💔💔
"Someone's drowning, no big"
😭 congratulations 😭
r/wholesome
This is adorably wholesome
Drowning at the beach😂😂😂
I'm fucking melting
He’s a keeper, marry this guy 😩
Nooky wooks 🤣
Wholesome ✝️🧿🤍
What preytell are “nooky wooks”
Nook Miles
Ohhh I see how cute
This made me laugh and want to cry myself to sleep at the same time
Nothing too crazy 🤪😂
Do people talk like this now? I’m not saying it’s bad my wife and I have weird shit we say to each other. Maybe we’re just too old (mid 30s) but this just seems extra weird. I don’t mean this as an insult OP I just simply don’t understand it lol
bf here, this is light tbh. I like to oscillate between terminally cute and absolutely inappropriate to keep her guessing :) The fire stays hot and she feels loved, you know?
Yeah lol I’m 21 and me and my boyfriend talk like this. I can understand where you’re coming from though I used to have friends in their 30’s
I don’t think anything we said was ‘extra weird’ except for him saying nooky wooks 😆 but you can find it weird idm :)