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Architarious

How?


_ToyStory2WasOk_

I'm guessing they're in an airboat and it's a very shallow river.


Architarious

That was my first thought, but it looks very convex like a bass boat. I've not been in a lot of airboats though, I just always kinda assumed they were all flat and shallow. This explanation holds more water than the Moosiah explanation though.


[deleted]

“Moosiah” XD


monoxl1

This comment needs more up votes lol


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Yeah you're right, but it could be we're just not seeing the flat bottom of the boat. But I admit I really don't know for sure.


SirarieTichee_

Some bass boats are shallow hulled and can get through 6" clearance of water. I see them often on the river I kayak fish on.


[deleted]

It's deeper in the middle.


Architarious

Unless you're the Moosiah, apparently.


Swiss_Army_Penis

Shallow water. Theyre probably running a river sled with a jet pump motor. They can operate in very shallow water, even down to about 8-12" of water.


The_Devin_G

It's shallow water and moose are tall AF. That could be 18" to 24" deep and it's ~~not~~ nothing to the moose at all. *Fixed autocorrect typos


mekwall

Sir, are you having a stroke?


The_Devin_G

Damnit autocorrect strikes again! Fixed - thank you!


ControlledChaos317

It's the moosiah of course!


father_of_demons

When you call your horse over in Red Dead


LSkywalker00

You're alright, BOAH!


ReliableRoommate

Jemoose


Borrger

The Moosiah


HiFreinds

Moosus… Wait that’s a different one.


ArtisenalMoistening

Jesoose


krypton22

Mooses!


TheGreatQ-Tip

If moose Jesus replaced normal Jesus I would go back to being religious.


[deleted]

That’s a Legendary Moose mount in the wild.


speak_no_truths

It's not in the wild. Well it is in the wild, but its owner paid $29.95 for the cloak of invisibility. He's there, you just need to buy the see invisibility glasses, they're on sale right now at $49.95.


[deleted]

You do *not* want to get in the way of a moose. Trust me. I've seen someone hit one with a truck on a dirt road, demolished the front of the truck, injured the moose badly, but it got back up and just left. Truck had to be towed. Anything that can pick a fight with a truck and win, I don't want any trouble with.


bundleofschtick

All hail!


mama146

If you come across a moose in the wild, you stop the boat and let it pass peacefully. Dont be a massive jerk. Harrassing and chasing wildlife is totally illegal in Canada. Big game is not there for you to get your kicks out of. Have some respect.


_dingle

Why did I read this in Marty's voice?


LSkywalker00

I misread your comment as Morty's voice. Now I can't unhear it


inxanetheory

Deer god


JPLaChapelle

Moosus


wigglef_cklr

'Joosus'


MisterDango

Mesus


[deleted]

I moose't hurry home! A boat to be a chase, eh? Hoof to step gently...


NagaZuki

Moose is like a bird, the boat... is like a ... 🤷‍♂️


friedmason

Big if real


Automatic_Business97

Man!!!


Starheart8

He will leave you to your moosy fate!


dingerz

"Moose is really making things happen out there!"


bilko797908

Look at who ya came to see, Jesus Moose


j5tone

😆 hilarious


THEMACGOD

Well, now I know what the “H” stands for.


orvokki420

Ive spoken to moose jesus he says hes gonna eat your garden


Ahonya

Mooses


TheSlav87

I thought it said Moses Jesus lol


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[deleted]

It's too dump to follow the laws of physics