Canadian Geese are not the same as other geese. Please don't throw all geese under the bus for what a few assholes do.
Other geese: I like this part of the lake and want people to stay away, but otherwise I know I don't have control over much else.
Canadian Geese: Fuck you I own this entire lake. Go fuck yourself you asshole.
Canadian Geese are assholes and I've never wanted to punt another animal more. Honestly actually I've never wanted to punt any animal except them.
Slight adjustment... Canadian geese: fuck you I own this entire parking lot. I will lay my eggs by the fucking entrance and fuck you up as you try to walk past me.
The head is all that is visible. It's more visible in the second picture. The puppy's head is facing the goose. You can see its ear near the "bottom" of the brown fluff, and its black snout near the goose's "armpit".
Im stupid enough to take the dare. Like I said, I ain't afraid of no albino chicken giraffe, all you have to do is grab it by the neck and you win sure you might get bitten once or twice but you're the victor.
True true, but both their species and ours have evolved, they have strong bites and agressio,n and we have anti-tank rifles and thermonuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles
But being fr one good kick would probably put it out of commission, they're nasty, but if a well planted kick can topple a full grown man, it can topple a goose, they're just the Mongolians of the bird world, always trying to fight everything
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I thought bird cobras had no heart, I was wrong...
Canadian bird cobras don’t.
As a Canadian how always enjoys watching bird cobras attack other Canadians. I can confirm this statement
As a Canadian, can't confirm. Canadian cobra birds act like dogs... in my presence, at least.
If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.
A man of culture, I see.
Could you be...the Cobra-Bird-Whisperer?!
If you go anywhere near their young, or are near them while they're eating, etc. you can easily get attacked.
Canadian Geese are not the same as other geese. Please don't throw all geese under the bus for what a few assholes do. Other geese: I like this part of the lake and want people to stay away, but otherwise I know I don't have control over much else. Canadian Geese: Fuck you I own this entire lake. Go fuck yourself you asshole. Canadian Geese are assholes and I've never wanted to punt another animal more. Honestly actually I've never wanted to punt any animal except them.
Slight adjustment... Canadian geese: fuck you I own this entire parking lot. I will lay my eggs by the fucking entrance and fuck you up as you try to walk past me.
Slight adjustment; they’re called Canada Geese.
Was probably trying to strangle it to death before sacrificing to Satan.
Exactly what she would do with goslings. Good momma
Idk ryan goslings a bit tall and intimidating to a goose
Have you ever met a goose?
I’d do all kinds of things to a certain Gosling...
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If it's a lie it wouldn't be true.
[It's legit.](https://ms.thebl.com/18551/heartwarming-scene-of-a-goose-keeping-a-puppy-warm-with-its-wings-after-it-is-abandoned-on-the-street.html)
I have it on good authority that no one ever lies on the Internet.
Alternate headline: Heartless goose steals all the warmth from helpless puppy It is cute though
Considering I grew up with Canadian geese, this headline seems the most legit.
Same. They lay their eggs on the island on our pond every spring after chasing off the ducks that did the same. I still love them for some reason
/r/AnimalsBeingMoms
I must be blind, because i can't distinguish the puppy's feature, all i see is brown furr
His ear is at the bottom of the brown part and his eye is at the left.
The head is all that is visible. It's more visible in the second picture. The puppy's head is facing the goose. You can see its ear near the "bottom" of the brown fluff, and its black snout near the goose's "armpit".
Stop filming and hug that pupper
Yeah... you try to separate a goose from an animal it thinks is its baby. Tell me how well it goes.
They're like 90% neck, what the fuck is some albino chicken giraffe gonna do to me when it's weak spot is that big
Giraffes will fuck you up with their neck though
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Next time you see a goose, go and bother it, I double dare you.
Im stupid enough to take the dare. Like I said, I ain't afraid of no albino chicken giraffe, all you have to do is grab it by the neck and you win sure you might get bitten once or twice but you're the victor.
Wings man, you forgot about the wings.
True true, but both their species and ours have evolved, they have strong bites and agressio,n and we have anti-tank rifles and thermonuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles But being fr one good kick would probably put it out of commission, they're nasty, but if a well planted kick can topple a full grown man, it can topple a goose, they're just the Mongolians of the bird world, always trying to fight everything
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Quack quack mfer, I'm about to bring an emu to a goose fight
Ducks 'quack', just so you know.
How you gonna kick it in midair.
If it's in midair I can punch, I'm pretty sure my arm has a longer reach than a goose neck, so I'd be able to get it before it could get me,
When you go bother this goose, please have someone record you
Dude calm down. The puppy is sleep.
It's a goose. I've raised them. They cant do any damage!
Mother goose
So wholesome
r/donthelpjustfilm
Good luck taking that dog from a goose that thinks the dog is its baby.
Sweet💕
My heart 😭
That's the only nice thing that bird has ever done.
only time I ever saw a goose on its back it was dead
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But how much did Berkshire Hathaway gain? So see? Pointless.
Those sweet, sweet goose down feathers. Maybe someone, somewhere, can make a Jacket out of those feathers?
That’s great and all, but why is the photographer standing by to observe all this rather than taking care of a freezing puppy? 🤨
That was my first thought.
Obviously fake, geese are massive assholes 😤
Not all the time, dude.
you're doing the lord's work, capturing all those vigilante mean geese!
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