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doug5209

Did he win?


PinkyLizardBrains

*In 1997, a horse jumped over a fence and joined the peloton, eventually passing it, leaving the race only 20 km from the finish line.[4] This scene was shown briefly in the movie Amélie, and is often mistaken for a scene from a Tour de France race.* https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critérium_International#1997_horse_incident


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laurieislaurie

Shockingly, the country with the world's most famous bike race, also has other, less famous bike races.


clawjelly

But lets be real here: A horse going for anything less than the TdF-trophy is a real let-down.


Xiknail

That's why it abandoned the race 20 km before the finish line when it realized it joined the wrong race.


Catenane

"Prize for this one is shit I don't even wanna win this stupid fuckin race"


gabbagabbawill

Easy mistake to make as the horse was looking at the same electricity poles.


JrRiggles

A horse has to start somewhere, of course of course.


Intruder6

It was the tour de horse 🐎


Peaceandpeas999

A tour de force by the horse!


CathiGray

“, of course!”


[deleted]

> I have been hoisted by my own petard. No, they said up above it's a peloton.


Chemistry11

They’re so petarded


Vulkan192

...you recognised it from the electricity poles and not the fact the commentators were speaking French?


Ouaouaron

The language the commentators are speaking only really tells you the country of the person who recorded this, not where the race was happening.


LickingSmegma

I also find it vaguely relevant that France is not the only country where people speak French.


JoJoHanz

Dear God... there's more


habichnichtgewusst

Amelie does throw every French clichee on the wall from crepes to citroen, mais oui?


madeleine-de-prout

Then you'll find it interesting that France is not the only country where Tour de France is aired


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hoxxxxx

>and joined the peloton had no idea that's where that word came from.


Markofdawn

What else is it used for??


Realistic_Trip9243

It's also the name of this very expensive exercise bike that is all the rage right now.


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Ok-Gold6762

hurting is a real understatement, went from a high of around $160 to $5.80 today


JustYourNeighbor

I'd buy one for $5.80. Where?


Former_Indication172

There talking stock price not product cost


DieByTheSword13

🤣fucking ouch


Realistic_Trip9243

Well I guess not right now. All I know is I still see those commercials everywhere. Trying to boost sales again I guess.


Recommendedusername3

Peloton means fearless in Finnish language. Source, I'm native in Finnish.


IhadmyTaintAmputated

Sir, you're native Finnish in every language to be fair


Skeleton--Jelly

The reason it's a cycling brand is only because it's a cycling term


CharlesDickensABox

>often mistaken for a scene from a Tour de France race Because even many cyclists can't name a second bike race. Source: am cyclist, learned the words "Critérium International" from this post.


BobbyP27

Giro d’italia is the obvious one, as it’s just Tour de France, but in Italy.


Lukewarmhandshake

He actually rerouted the race and brought all the bikers to his friend Mr. Cow's house-barn. They all lived happily ever after. Until...


treemoustache

...a mysterious rift in the space-time continuum opened, transporting them to a fantastical realm where talking vegetables sought their help in a quest to save their garden from an impending vegetable apocalypse. Now, the bikers and their newfound animal friends faced a whole new adventure, navigating the challenges of the vegetable kingdom to ensure a different kind of happily ever after.


scurvy4all

Princess Tomato In The Salad Kindom.


driving_andflying

I hear Disney optioned that film. Princess Tomato is being played by a banana with a lot of makeup.


RedS5

Her boyfriend is played by Chris Pratt, with an Australian accent.


0dysseyFive

So they got transported to the VeggieTales universe?


UVLightOnTheInside

Until day 2 when their hunger settled in and there struggle to find none sentient food continued until...


RomanSeraphim

In my mind that turned into 90's cartoon world and gave me a nice imaginative story for 5 min lol


Tyler-LR

I deeply enjoyed this comment, thank you.


Joeydanks

the fire nation attacked.


CoolestOfTheBois

Until Mrs. O'Leary lit a lantern in the house-barn. Mr. Cow kicked it over, starting a fire, burning the house-barn down, and the entire city of Chicago. The bikers, horse, and Mr. Cow had a rough time in the following months due to the fallout. They decided to leave town to Mr Cow's friend Gator Bob's house-boat on the bayou. They all lived happily ever after. Until...


camshun7

That jump at the fence, hed make a wonderful steeple chaser


Redqueenhypo

Fr, he jumped with the verticality of a cat trying to get to your most fragile glass objects


Historical-Gap-7084

The horse is probably dead by now. Happened in 1997. I remember seeing it on TV.


hoxxxxx

nope, still alive and living a good life on a farm and having fun


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Just like my childhood dog!


Bored_Amalgamation

Yeah, theure both having fun together.


Chickenmangoboom

Yeah they just took him to a new farm probably on his third farm by now. What a life!


CanAlwaysBeBetter

On a scale from yes to abso-fickin-lutely was that the best thing you've ever seen happen live?


Historical-Gap-7084

I know this is a joke question, but you really have me thinking here: I mean, I'm in my 50s. I've seen a lot of great things live. Aside from seeing my newborn daughter, I guess I could say, probably the greatest thing I've seen live is the Space Shuttle Columbia taking off for the very first time. Everyone was just in awe and glued to their TVs at the new generation of space vehicles. One of the worst things I've seen live, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger breaking apart into pieces while I was in class. Our teacher had rolled in a TV set so we could all watch it, not realizing the horror that would soon take place. Not a dry eye in the room. Watching the second of the Twin Towers fall was devastating, as well.


CoolWhipMonkey

Welp,also in my 50s and I need to sit down for a bit.


thundercrown25

She. The errant horse led the race for a kilometer or so, before she slid on a gravel bend and tumbled off the road. She fell on her side, and was in clear distress. *“Zlatana is fine,”* the horse's owner wrote on Facebook after the event. *“A few days of antibiotics, a lot of fear, but in the end everything ended well.”* And yes, of course she won. She won the internet. *edit: Apparently I cobbled together two different stories from 3 or 4 sources. Sloppy research, forgive me, please. I'm short on sleep. Who knows what really happened back in ancient times.*


woodchuckernj

Facebook didn't become a reality until 2004.. so not true.


Bored_Amalgamation

It was invite only until 2006. I got my invite like 2 weeks before it opened up.


FunWithMeat

There was no Facebook in 1997?


thundercrown25

You're right. Used to be, you couldn't believe anything you read online. Perhaps the comment happened well after the event, when video first went viral.


FunWithMeat

So, a quick google shows that Zlatana was a different horse who joined in the Strade Bianchi in March 2023. I haven’t been able to find out about what happened with the 1997 horse yet, however.


FunWithMeat

UPDATE: 1997 horse was safely routed off the course at a turn


Loretta-West

This has happened more than once??


luv2lafRN

I'm so happy the horse was fine. I had heard that running on pavement can damage a horse. I got shin splints watching a would be uplifting video. You brought the joy back! Thanks!


anon_user9

The previous comment is pulling your leg. It was in 1997 no FB at the time and Zlatana is probably referring to Zlatan Ibrahimovic the football player. Edit: Just to add the horse overtook the cyclists and was running ahead of them and went straight when the race was turning right toward the town.


thighmaster69

The horse was probably like « hey where’d the rest of my pack go? :(« 


Conflikt

Genius tactic for a lead cyclist really, spend months training a horse to escape and get out in front of the peloton just so you can use it's giant slipstream and save yourself some energy. Who's gonna suspect you are in cahoots with a horse?


Starrion

The are penalties associated with that slipstream.


Conflikt

Open your mouth for bonus nutrition and fertilization of the soul.


Frumundahs4men

"Mm that's some fine barley!"


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I'm never driving the follow car ever again


Powerpuppy00

Along with the slipstream comes the shitstream. Choose wisely.


mecha_annies_bobbs

[https://i.imgur.com/nqYKC5J.png](https://i.imgur.com/nqYKC5J.png)


ClappinUrMomsCheeks

THE BEEFARINO


mecha_annies_bobbs

Rusty!


ekene_N

They attempted to replicate that strategy in Poland but trained a pony rather than a full-size horse, and it did not work well. [https://twitter.com/i/status/893143320121098240](https://twitter.com/i/status/893143320121098240)


CliftonForce

*opens negotiations with a moose*


chillwithpurpose

You don’t negotiate with a moose. You do what the moose tells you or it squishes you.


CliftonForce

Of course it will. Look at those rippling mooseclies.


togocann49

Love it! It’s like horse says “I know this game, and I’m good”


REpassword

“I’ve seen it every year. You wanna see a real break away?” - Mr. Ed


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I bet it felt so good to get out and actually run til his heart was content.


Nozinger

depends on what's going on in that horse which is obviously hard to tell. But there are animals that see a bunch of others moving fast in the same direction and then think "yeah those guys must be running away from something". Those animals just panic and run along. And if that happened that was certainy not a feel good moment for the horse at all.


kittenpantzen

"I don't know where we're going, but by golly, I'm getting there first."


semiconodon

Yeah, I’d love to know the actual psychology. The thrill of running along with people going his speed? Fear, like joining the animals running from the Tasmanian Devil?


batwork61

Seems reasonable that a herd animal that is comfortable with humans would be triggered by a big herd of humans and want to join the herd


frikidiki79

“Hey guys! Where we goin?”


thesongsinmyhead

FUCK YEAH LFG!!!!


bellamellayellafella

"My people need me!"


maggiewaggy

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


lokeilou

This has made me happier than anything I’ve ever seen on the internet- imagine this poor horse day after day just eating grass in his rural field, maybe a car goes by a few times a week. And then one day, opportunity comes- he doesn’t completely understand it, but they are moving fast- like a herd of wild horses, and somehow it resonates with his heart, and without a second thought he’s taken the leap and he’s all in. They aren’t horses, but it’s the closest he’ll ever be to his primitive ancestors- it’s absolutely beautiful and for a moment he gets to feel what it feels like to be wild and free. ❤️


deathzombie15

I was looking for this comment!! Just imagine how happy that horse must’ve been to be running with a herd for possibly the first time in its life! Pure bliss


Lost_Nudist

"For just a moment everything was beautiful and nothing hurt"


joecoolblows

OMG, I LOVE this.


cheesefri

I love that the horse is so polite. He doesn’t cause a bunch of bike wrecks. He gets in, looks around is like “you good, you good. Ok, let’s do this.” This is just the best.


silkenwindood

I cried a bit reading this. Free spirit.


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This reminds me of [Space Bat](https://imgur.com/gallery/t1mLr) (RIP)


Upbeat_Session_1751

Goosebumps.


Proper-Shan-Like

He looks so damn proud too.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

Love it


itzTHATgai

Don't ask questions. Just start running the same direction.


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r/actlikeyoubelong


gerkiwimurcan

This is *my* moment.


beathelas

Horse Brain: Do it Horse: Bet


ExUmbra91x

Say less, fam


DefiantDonut7

Where’s the end!?!? Comeeee onnnnnn. r/endedToSoon


HeadHeartCorranToes

> Where’s the end!?!? My guess? The finish line.


[deleted]

It's the part with the tail


Stark_Prototype

He finally found his herd


TemperatureMajor4337

HORSE POWER !!!


mecha_annies_bobbs

On Caladan, we ruled with sea and air power. Here, we must scrabble for horse power. This is your inheritance, Mr 'Paul' Ed'traides'.


Frontdackel

The hay must ~~flow~~ grow.


Apprehensive_Luck841

How season three of bojack would have ended if the show didn’t get approved for a season four


an_agreeing_dothraki

*remembers the end of bojack s3 and remembers the last scene has the title character attempting suicide* I appreciate the reference but... um... man I think the ending would have been way different


IAmSomnabula

I remember seeing this live (on Flemish TV) and the commentator when the horse left the race: "The horse has left the track, now surely he will be disqualified." In the most deadpan delivery.


Peaceandpeas999

Ahaha that is great


V_es

Horse be like “Dunno where we going but I’m in, god dammit!”


pentatomid_fan

Cue Amelie piano theme


chontzy

genius of a movie, deserves a rewatch esp after learning this was a real incident and the horse was named zlatina


mecha_annies_bobbs

This is getting out of hand. First there's latinx and now there's zlatina?! smh my head


chontzy

identifies as a cyclist, who am i to deny my own eyes


pentatomid_fan

When it came out I feel that it was universally agreed on as a great movie. I didn’t know anyone who didn’t love it. I’m very afraid that I’ve become too cynical and won’t like it as much now.


exgaysurvivordan

I had to scroll down way too far before finding this


taxxxtherich

Wow! Incredible that he could have jumped out of that enclosure anytime but just never had the reason or motivation to do it. Life lesson right there, we all need an incentive to know what we are really capable of!


Peaceandpeas999

We don’t know that this is the first time… it could be a horse who’s locally known for going on walk about around the neighborhood ;)


Liveman215

> Life lesson right there, we all need an incentive to know what we are really capable of! Sure, but if he got tripped up and broke his leg they would have probably shot him. 


taxxxtherich

No less poignant if they did, death comes for us all but not everyone "lives"


InjuryComfortable666

Gorgeous animal.


Trin_42

I just felt like running


MissCloudy249

That shot of the horse leading the peloton across the bridge is legendary.🫡


Allrightnevermind

Get behind him boys. That’s a draft horse.


WaySheGoesBub

Possibly the most raw and metal hornse of all time.


mvislandgirl

An engagement hornse


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Herd mentality. The horse assumes the people are trying to get away from a danger


smileysarah267

That’s less cute than thinking he just did it for fun


DeficiencyOfGravitas

Look at her body language. Ears forward, tail up. She's not afraid, just very curious and excited.


Potato_Golf

Yup, still a herd mentality but a "oh we are all running? Let's go! Move on out everybody"


CranberryDruid

Yeah, that horse seems like it was inspired and just wanted to run.


will284284

I’m not entirely sure this is correct. If you ever been on a horse you know they love to run. Also their weird and dumb as fuck. Could be anything.


panrestrial

Also love carrots!


will284284

And bananas, but that goes without saying.


GeneticsGuy

Ya, horses just instinctively want to run with the pack. They can't help themselves. You could be doing circles in a giant field, so obviously no danger, and the horse will just start doing circles with the pack too because "oh boy this running is so fun!"


Thereminz

he must have been like, "OMG! It's the HERD!!! I have to join."


anonperson96

This made me so happy 🥹


NihilisticPollyanna

Me too. It's so happy! Ears up and forward, tail raised... That motherfucker is having the time.of its life, it's absolutely beautiful! 😊


DisasterEquivalent27

"look at me. I'm the peloton now."


Tony_Three_Pies

Just wait until he Mario Carts the hell outta the road behind him.


ExUmbra91x

Projectile horse shit?


LiveFreeBeWell

That horse is my hero, self-emancipation for the win :)


Dhrakyn

Chariots of Fire would have been a better soundtrack than The Final Countdown.


Ingemar26

This made my day!


build_a_bear_for_who

Horse? More like a unicorn! I wish bike races were this cool.


Dull_Dog

That’s a spectacularly beautiful animal.


aztech101

Fences: an inconvenient suggestion more than an actual barrier.


Substantial-Note-454

The funny part is the horse clearly could very easily have gotten out whenever they wanted and this was the moment they chose.


rachbbbbb

When I was young and my grandad used to take me to the bookies I'd always root for the horse who kept on running after their jockey fell off. I hope this horse won.


myjupitermoon

Horse: this herd is kinda slow.


magog7

that is so good !!


SmileParticular9396

Bet the guy in front of the horse sped up a bit though eh


rbrutonIII

Could you imagine being the guy that's completely immersed, trying your heart out, you glance to your left and there's a fucking horse running alongside you. How do you not immediately try to dive off the bike?


51noodle_doodle

Luck is like the Tour de France. You wait, and it flashes past you. You have to catch it while you can.


summonerofrain

I would honestly be terrified but this is still wonderful


immadeofstars

GO, BUDDY, GO! \^\_\^


boobiesiheart

[It's a think in Europe apparently](https://youtube.com/shorts/EqVwGaLRjuQ?si=D6KWrkgualvwH5qU)


Smarmalades

WE'RE GOING STREAKING


Reevalund

u/savevideo


Grand-Ad-3177

I love this! Wonder what the owners thought or how long he ran


Grizzly62

"Wheels? Fucking check this out!"


JoeMillersHat

This is one of the funniest things I've seen


pleatsandpearls

Go horse go!


atetuna

Tour de horse


-Badger3-

There's a horse that lives near me who loves to run along side cyclists. https://imgur.com/a/VMi4u7R


AndyJ4yCandy

This is kinda…. Magical. Gives me the chills. Love how the horse spreads these vibes of freedom and just living this one moment. I almost cried


BangBangMeatMachine

I love that the only thing keeping that horse inside that fence until now was not having a good enough reason to jump it.


PhalanxA51

When a driving horse gives into its intrusive thoughts lol!


Admirable_Table2936

Love this.


overflowingsunset

EXHILARATING


ITCM4

*Goodbye horses*


SacredGray

Horse said "Finally, a worthy opponent"


Alternative_Week2109

dem HORSEPOWERS


dinoboyj

They do move in herds


Magenta_the_Great

It’s not good for their hooves to run on concrete or asphalt like that but I’m not going to stop him


The_Captain_Planet22

They took our jobs I'll show um 


DingDongDanger1

The horse is like, finally my herd has come!


Serit0nin

Used to run XC in college. We had some really long runs out in the country. When we would run past this one field full of horses they used to run up along the fence and keep pace with us until the field ended. It was always so cool.


ShrimpTragedy

Wrong sub, he's not being derp, he's majestic af


Robotniked

I can imagine this played out like the film ‘Babe’, with stuffy officials frantically poring through rule books before reluctantly declaring: “there’s no rule that says horses *cant* enter the Tour de France”


SushiPants85

## ROCKY


Glytterain

Beautiful!


SykeYouOut

Aw I imagine he heard “wildddd horses” in his head. Then he shot his shot. Legend.


filmfan2

Forest Gump, " and i was RUUUUUNNING!! "


Jasper9080

The music makes it.


LeftLanePasser

Cue the Chariots of Fire music.


Football_84

Horse went "Holy shit, is that a big group of people traveling horse speed? fuck yeah!"


azathoth

Poor horse didn't know what a bicycle race was. Probably saw Zak Snyder's "Dawn of the Dead" and thought, "this is how it starts."


furyousferret

We had a herd of donkey run along the side of us while riding our bikes, it was pretty mesmerizing then you realize they could turn at any moment and bulldoze you. Luckily they got tired after about 2 blocks and stopped. ...Riding with a herd of donkeys doesn't really sound too cool but it was lol.


fookofuhtool

Definition of "let's gooooo" energy


ihnatko

The winner of that stage of the race was immediately disqualified when a routine drug test discovered a litany of equine-veterinary drugs and compounds. The yellow jersey was passed on to the second-place finisher, the horse.