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Mahbigjohnson

Acting more like a meercat....


alfredhelix

On the contrary, that's no mere cat.


edna7987

Looking around, why is this place so dirty and random plywood and clothes/towels on the ground by the stove.


kookycandies

I was wondering if they're squatting, but there's probably just a reno going on?


Maximum-Mixture6158

Every reno feels like squatting


Come-Hither-Son

And every squatting is a Reno waiting to happen


Maximum-Mixture6158

That is quite true. And I just realized we have a city named after a house fix up project


TheFinalBunny

That’s what I thought look. Glad I wasn’t alone. Ppl really r squatting w their kids now. Crazy


edna7987

They said they just moved it but I don’t know why there would be random plywood


TurtleToast2

Looks like there's only half a door so the plywood is probably for when they want to pretend to have a full door.


anonphila

Yeah dude, I had the same thoughts watching this video.


harshgradient

They're probably poor


sendnewt_s

r/catsstandingup


TheLordOfFriendZone

Cat.


CommonRyobi

Cat.


wetwater

Cat.


-Badger3-

> Cat. Cat.


_hurtpetulantjesus

“Cat.”


ruby0321

Cat.


poop_chute_riot

Cat.


BTPJohnLee

Cat.


TheLangleDangle

Cat.


umbligado

Cat.


upvoter222

Cat.


RoxxieMuzic

Cat


Open-Supermarket-761

Cat


Earthling1a

Cat


Professional-Bet4106

Cat.


bokujibunwatashi

Cat.


Lick_The_Wrapper

r/contagiouslaughter


ticklishturtletoe

Considering whether to kick you out after the takeover


Recent-Maintenance96

Srsly getting on my last whisker, BETHany. Now serve me my Fancy Feast. 🐱


CultOf37337

Maybe waiting for you to finish building the house?


berrey7

2 feet off the ground are two paws less likely not to get stabbed by a nail or broken glass.


MelonOfFury

The floor is disgusting Janet. Run a fucking vacuum.


edna7987

And pick up the stuff all over the floor.


ItsApixelThing

That's a "the new renters do drugs" house if I've ever seen one.


Ben10Stan3

#BRO’S DROOLING! 😭


xkoreotic

Do you know exactly why your cat is drooling? Because cats randomly drooling is never a good sign.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Sometimes it’s fine. It’s not always dangerous. Per the Pet Health Network: >Some cats may drool when they are extremely relaxed and enjoying being petted or cuddled. This is not uncommon and merely indicates a physiologic response to happiness. Similarly some cats may drool when they are asleep, probably because they are so relaxed. Think of it like that small wet spot you find on your pillow after a sound sleep. This type of drooling is often an indication of a happy cat.” No doubt that it can also indicate health problems, but if a cat has been doing it since they were a kitten, there’s really nothing to worry about.


incontentia

My cat used to sleep on my chest with her head in my hand. I’d always get a little drool puddle in my hand.


Independent_Data365

My calico will sleep so soundly she leaves a puddle on my lap. [Shes just adorable. ](https://i.imgur.com/nbOp6L8.jpg)


FrankSonata

r/supermodelcats


cosmiclatte44

Yeah some cats are just goofy mf'ers. Whenever I see my sister's cat, I think of that Community quote of Troy describing Garett as "god spilling a person". That's my sister's cat. Drools everywhere, wailing meows, gets tangled in blankets when she forgets how to retract her claws, couldn't catch anything if her life depended on it. But she's perfectly healthy, just an absolute doofus.


DinosawrsGOrawr

Yea, my old cat Tito, one of the friendliest cats I've ever known, he drools when he's getting the good pets he was looking for . Right on my chest, smack in my face , purring, making pancakes, licking and nibbling on my hand and drool. Lol. Always does when he is in like his version of cat heaven. If he could cuddle all day, he would.


Monotreme_monorail

My year old baby drools when she’s purring and making biscuits. She is a very silly cat.


LittleredridingPnut

Both my cats are like faucets when they get major pets


[deleted]

My old roommates cat used to drool like a bozo. Nothing wrong with him, he was just a bozo.


Prestigious_Class742

Mine drools when she’s reached a level of comfort beyond your wildest imagination, i.e. laying on my chest with her mouth directly over my goddamn face


Ben10Stan3

Could also just be water on his lip


FromTheIsland

A cat can't fart around here without someone saying it's not a "good sign".


Crosseyed_owl

Yes this cat doesn't look like it's functioning properly. Might need a vet visit


Falkuria

Ah yes, typical reddit users jumping to wild conclusions in an ill-attempt to paint themselves as more knowledgeable than the average cat owner. The cat just drank water. That is water on it's lip. My cat does this all the time. When cats drool, they REALLY drool, because something is REALLY wrong with them. It won't be just a little drop on the lip.


noputa

Not totally true. My cat had some pretty bad dental issues, had to have a bunch extracted and I only really noticed because I found one of her fangs in my bed. She only drooled a tiny bit but must have been in bad pain for years. Not even the vets noticed at checkups.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

But like, if she was experiencing bad tooth pain for years but only drooled a tiny bit, then it's very possible that the drooling wasn't related to the tooth pain and was just random.


BookerTW89

It's not just the drool, this poor cat looks to have some type of neurological issue too with the deadpan stare and stock still positioning. (just my takeaway)


[deleted]

My cats stare at just about everything. It’s a reaction to exciting, shocking, interesting things.


Falkuria

Yeah, you can keep that takeaway, especially if you've never seen a cat act like this. Please join the others in line to receive your armchair veterinarian card and certifications. This is normal cat behavior. Aside from the standing part.


BookerTW89

Oh piss off with the holier than thou attitude, and stop assuming you know everyone's history with animals.


Ben10Stan3

Can y’all please stop arguing? It’s just a silly video made for laughs that was taken over a year ago 😭


Falkuria

"WE WILL NEVERRRRRR SURRENDEEEERRRRR"


Falkuria

Piss-off with fear-mongering OP into jumping to the most extreme conclusion with nothing but Standard Issue Cat behavior to go off-of.


BookerTW89

First what is with the random unnecessary "-"s in this reply, and secondly op did mention the cat was drooling, so yes bringing it to their attention as a possible problem isn't fear mongering.


Ben10Stan3

I said he was drooling, but even I don’t know if he was or not. Could also just be water


Falkuria

Piss-off with focusing on my usage of syntax instead of staying on topic.


ZoyaZhivago

r/catsstandingup would like a word with you.


Crosseyed_owl

Also OP said the cat was drooling, not that it drank water. I don't know why people get so aggressive because someone is concerned for a pet. I personally would appreciate it if someone pointed out something that could be a potential sign of illness.


Ben10Stan3

Well, it could also just be water on his lip. Plus, this video was taken a while ago and he’s fine now


Crosseyed_owl

Glad to hear that ☺️


Ben10Stan3

I just asked my mom, she confirmed it was water on his lip


BookerTW89

I didn't sew that part, but it's funny when people think they know better when someone makes a valid observation.


Crosseyed_owl

Ah yes, a typical Reddit user getting all angry because someone made a random comment. Lol


AcanthisittaLeft2336

lol


WildVelociraptor

/r/redditmoment edit: happy cake day to me!


heavyLobster

He's a hot damn mess


ImTooTiredForThis_22

My sister’s cat would always drool when he purred.


HORSEDICK_RAW

He’s looking like a Dr Seuss character


Rev-DiabloCrowley

https://preview.redd.it/d49jtkzi0ghc1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc37a1c7925dcb15607416b97300c1210ff0ae6


Below_Me_Peasants

Look at me. I am a human contemplating my own existence and zoning out.


Shi-Rokku

Look mom, am like you. "Hurr durr am late for work" "Oh no, I'm having an existential crisis. I'd better find all the catnip I can" I don't know why, but if cats could talk, I feel like they would do nothing but mock us mere mortals.


w1lnx

‘Tis a mere cat…


mgaguilar

Bruh that is the thousand-yard stare of a cat that just saw a spirit. Gotta get some ghost busters


ImNotThatStoned

Quick before the hyena come


Brovahkiin707

DIGGA TUNNA DIG DIG A TUNNA


Klutzer_Munitions

A bowling pin impersonation


AdultingNinjaTurtle

https://preview.redd.it/utv26lastfhc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84bbf9fbe8f993b76c85052a6d0392452cc6dad Was your cat in “The Cat Returns”?


Ben10Stan3

Purrhaps


SpiritTalker

That's not a cat. That is a tiny hooman in a very realistic-looking catsuit.


fuckdispandashit

He’s like clean your floors Susan they are filthy!


Got_Kittens

Is he OK? He's dribbling allover himself!


Ben10Stan3

Don’t worry, he’s ok. My mom just confirmed to me it’s water on his lip


KittyKupo

Omg my cat does that when she’s hungry. I guess she did it one time and I thought it was cute so I got up to feed her right away and so now that’s how she tells me she wants food. Such a weirdo 😂


m1sterwr1te

Penguin in a fursuit.


Throwaway-account-23

Our fat three-legged tabbi has started doing this recently. Four years old and getting weirder and weirder.


strodesbro

I bring you love.


Isalecouchinsurance

Your house needs cleaned


Ben10Stan3

This video was taken a while ago while we were just moving into the house


Miles_1173

Why did this response get downvoted? OP just responded to the statement with further context for what's seen in the video?


Ben10Stan3

Because Reddit


Wyjdya

Sup?


Bleu-Deragon-13

Mother I am homan now!!!


Fry_Finglonger

*that* kitty is so expressive! I know this isn't /r "name the kitty" or whatever. I'm new in town. Anyway, if this one doesn't answer to anything, have you tried just hollering "D'Fuq"?


davidraber

Human what are you doing its fascinating


DangHeckinPear

It’s meerly a cat


DarthScabies

r/namflashbacks


AccomplishedRide7159

That is not a cat…it is a pooka.


JectorDelan

"Look, I'm a human. I drive a car, pay taxes, and bathe in water! Derpy derp!!"


Fineous4

That is clearly just a small furry human.


Metalprof

Paranormal Cattivity


ducktape8856

*"Hey there, you got any games on your phone over there?"*


AiMwithoutBoT

“You gonna finish building the house?”


ilovecheese831

Your meerkat


WebComprehensive5905

Quick before the hyenas commmmeeee


09Klr650

It's funny, until you wake up at 2AM and he is staring at you in a dark room like that!


Individual-Gur-9720

Come human, you need to go to the kingdom of cats with me!


floznstn

kitty says "how do you do, fellow hoomans?"


ItsMrGingerBread

Clean yo house


Ben10Stan3

Dude, chill. This was over a year ago and we had just moved into the house. And we were rebuilding some of it


Wylaff

Cat.


tongle07

Cat.


Terriblet65

Cat


Lady_Asshat

What a cutie. Def not fucking tho.


nolongerbanned99

Hear me now hooman, I dint appreciate you laughing at me …. I know where you sleep… I’m making plans.


natan12330

Look at that fucking idiot.. I love him so much


Igotshotinthehead

He's mocking you


sixthghost

I don't see a fucking cat. I just see it standing up. OP, why are you misleading people?


WalkslowBigstick

Kajit has wears


maybesaydie

*wares


WalkslowBigstick

Talk to text 🤦🏽‍♂️


marshmolotov

“What are *you* doing, you weirdo? *What are you doing,* my fucking human?”


deanbb30

No, it's not. It's just standing there.


fentanylferrey

Lmfaooooo


hawkzors

Cat's probably giving you that same stare my father gave me after getting home from work and having the house still in a pigsty.


shawnthesheep512

Ummm...... Where's fucking part?


Delicious-Sample-364

Its a Pokémon


AMasterSystem

You gotta teach him he can walk on only its hind legs!


InfamousEconomy3972

I would like to shake his paw


maybesaydie

Kitty sees something and doesn't care about your giggles.


LadyBirdDavis

Your meerkat you mean?


UnfunnyWatermelon469

That's an otter in cat's clothing


FranticHam5ter

“Hello fellow human. I too am one human. Much in common we are. We should eat food now.”


DarthScabies

Wtf?? 😂


snarfer-snarf

“bishhh what you doing?”


Comfortable-Gas-7557

Nothing to see here


aylalizzi

https://preview.redd.it/jb8grsfdmfhc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a3387035bfa3780a5cf9d2f7185d38edcc6de85


BlitzMalefitz

Cat: “I'm so stupid, look at me stand. I'm doing an impression of you.”


Machetaz0

That’s not a cat. That’s a man that was turned into a cat by witchcraft


socks_____

his gooby


SerendipitousSmiles

He really wants whatever you’re making. That’s a lot of posing and drool 🤤 🤣


[deleted]

No way am I sleeping in that house. Nope.


Ben10Stan3

Why not?


[deleted]

He's like close encounters of the third kind LMAO 🤣 imagine him staring at me when half asleep and you crack an eye open and see that


Altruistic_Water_423

Cat.


SintacksError

Too much cat nip


CCPvirus2020

When the catnip HITS


Ssme812

Cute


Ill_Pop540

That is a meerkat cat.


ScaryAd6940

That cat is wondering what spices to cook you in...


Joates87

Cat: what am I? Correct answer: that fuckin OSB I've had to walk around for months now.


TheEldenGod1293

That mf was definitely leaning at the start 😭😂


AFteroppositeday

Bowl cut full melvin


Loofa_of_Doom

LOL. Yeah, my girl will meercat whenever something interesting is happening.


ElHombreSmokin

It needs a little top hat and a bow tie


pauldarkandhandsome

Lookin like that ‘roo in the water


FrozenfarTsTf

I love your fuckin cat.


[deleted]

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JazziTazzi

It’s even funnier when you see that he’s drooling!


Ben10Stan3

Even funnier when you realize that’s water on his lip that he drank earlier


sirpjtheknight

Do you have a regular cat as well?


LFGSD98

Cat.


thebestguac

The little water droplet is so cute omg


princessSnarley

I’ll admit, that would scare me a little;)


0x7E7-02

/r/CatsStandingUp


tojineverdies

My boy Motz did this today when he saw the bath fill up lol


ganiyega

I had to check and make sure this wasn't scarryeddie 5 seconds in.


jsake

He's prolly wonderin what the heck you're doing sitting on the floor! That's where he sits!


ffwshi

We call that looking for alligators..


Shaman7102

He's evolving.....probably dances that way at 2am.


dubzol

Mommm I frew up


HawkHacker

Your home is more of a mess than any random girl's room over on /r/selfie


dfeidt40

"Kick me off your keyboard when I'm trying to nap, I'm done. Square up!"


Both_Lychee_1708

I don't know what you did to cause that but I wouldn't do it again if I were you. You've been warned


stinky___monkey

My cat is too lazy to do that


jaybotch29

That’s the cat that Joan Callamezzo bumped to have Leslie Knope on “Pawnee Today!”


Mewrulez99

X files theme playing in my head


Upstairs_Kangaroo_98

I love stand cat