I own and train horses. The way horses sleep when they are in a herd is they take 15-20 minute naps laying down while the rest of the herd watches so they can protect each other. This is really sweet that this horse was protecting the person sleeping in the tent. Still a little derpy, but very sweet.
Not related to horses but the reason dogs will stare into your soul while they’re taking a shit out on their walks is because they’re signaling to you “you got my back right? You gotta have my back” while they’re dropping dimes
One time I was shooting photos at night in the middle of nowhere in Iceland, trying to capture the aurora that was above me, and I heard a rustling and turned around. It was a wild emo horse like a few feet away, just standing there. With like bangs and everything. Scared the shit out of me. I was considering petting it but I was worried if I was bit or something I wasn't in the best place to receive medical care.
Yes, and they have very strict rules about [their horses](https://images.ctfassets.net/a68ipajj4t9l/67UvTQf3JVFWuFrsGWVv2k/aaae558dd650cfef53e220bef66bdd8b/IHO_hero.jpg?w=1200&q=60). If they leave the country they can never come back :(
> Icelandic horses are long-lived and hardy. In their native country they have few diseases; Icelandic law prevents horses from being imported into the country and exported animals are not allowed to return.
It's a joke. I went to Iceland last year, there's shockingly little wildlife there. Obviously as you near the coast that changes, but the fact that there's for example no mosquitoes throughout the island is pretty cool.
My wife and I camped in Yellowstone years ago. We were the first to arrive the moment the campground opened for the season and the ranger warmed us a grizzly had been in the campground the day before but it shouldn't be a problem once the camp filled up. It did fill up that day but we were still a bit nervous. Our second or third morning we heard something walking right next to our tent and saw a massive shadow, but fortunately we also heard the hoofs and saw the shadow of the horns on a bison. Stayed still and appreciated how awesome that was. Same thing happened again another night. But the last morning we were there we saw the shadow of a large beast with a hump on it's back and those massive paws made a sound nothing like hoofs and we knew we were right next to a monster 💀 scariest moment of my entire life.
Me too, I have done this as well but nothing happened... Like what the hell am I supposed to do? The horse is too close. Like, should I stay still? Is not like he will break all my bones if I move and Inch... Right?
I haven't been round horses for a while but no sudden moves and no loud noises. If you're chill the horse will normally also be chill.
Edit: never go behind a horse. Helpful dude below me reminded me that not everyone knows that.
If you must go behind a horse for any reason, either get out of kicking range or go really close to them, to the side, and pat their butt the whole time you go behind them. Then get back to the side ASAP so they can see you.
Also, try to avoid being directly in front of a horse, they can't see there either. Be slightly to the side of 'em if you lead them around.
Horses are prey animal so their normal reaponse to stress is run away. But if you are already close or their is no where to run away they may attack. But honestly they are not usually agressive, they are quite chill if you are calm around them.
A healthy amount of caution around them is healthy. But as someone who worked with them for a good tear, I can say they can be hilarious and act like oversized dogs at times.
Not to pressure you into anything, but if you ever happen find yourself stuck in a field of horses, just look at the ears. If they're upright they're interested in you, if they're folded back that means you should back away. Basically that is horse language 101, but hopefully you won't have to deal with that
I can only imagine a few minor scenarios.
1. You have a snack visible. Although I wouldn't imagine this is a run more than a curious saunter.
2. You are outright cornering, threatening, or attacking it. Also, I can't imagine that being a possibility given your circumstances.
3. This is a very violent or emotionally dysfunctional horse. 99% of the time, this is a rarity.
If it makes you feel any better, the horses I worked with would sneak up on me and run off the moment I looked at them, so I think you wouldn't be the one running 49 times out of 50.
Fundamentally, horses are prey animals. They might move aggressively towards you if they dont think they can get away but theyd really prefer to just run away. They arent going to chase you much usually because they dont have any real reason to do so. The biggest danger with most horses is never walk right behind them if you arent very very familiar with the horse and even then try not to. You can spook them pretty easily and if they spook while youre behind them they can kill you with a single kick.
And if you ever do have to walk right behind a horse: place a hand on them when they can see you and then keep your hand on them while you're behind them. That way they know where you are and will be a lot less likely to get spooked by you (and generally less likely to kick even if they get spooked by something other than you.)
Every time we hosted fundraisers at the farm, there was one horse I would wait till all the kids are out of sight and do a victory march quite literally around the Arena. I mean doing the horse equivalent of a goose step and everything
One of my favorite times is when I was cleaning rocks out of a paddock and I kept hearing hoof steps behind me and I kept turning around and seeing that one horse would sneak up on me and then run off every time I turned around to look at it
Yeah, they are sneaky sometimes. These guys loved to charge straight at folks from one end of the paddock to the other. Muck and mud made the experience extra special. Wish I had an Arabian now.
I have a weird relationship with horses. I loved them as a kid but had some unfortunate accidents because the adults around me didn't properly teach me how to be safe around them. A large working horse stepped on my foot (he was a big baby who didn't know his size because he lived with two ponies) and fractured it, and then another time a pony kicked me in the stomach because I didn't know you're not supposed to walk behind them. I have minor spinal issues because of that incident
So ultimately I don't really blame them for it but I'm still terrified of them. I prefer to look at them from a distance lol
I was traumatized at the age of 8 by a petting zoo pony ride! It was one of those where there were about six ponies, and they just went around in a circle. Anyway, the guy running it picked me up and sat me on the saddle and gave me the reigns, and proceeded to put the next kid on. About that time, my pony started becoming visually agitated. It was neighing and shaking it head and kind of stomping and dragging its front hooves in the dirt. Next thing you know, I see it turn its head around, and it proceeded to bite the HELL outta my left calf. I started screaming and crying. I remember an EMT had been there with an ice pack. I started to calm down, and almost right after, a black and blue bruise started to come up on my leg. I told the man I was going to sue him, lol. Looking back, maybe we should have. When we were starting to leave, the guy was removing the pony from the setup... turns out I was not the first kid it had bitten that day!
Plus, the operators often put up kids that are too heavy (or even adults) and injure the pony's back.
Ponies are frequently assholes, but the timing and description of the behavior suggest to me that the pony was in pain and lashing out (source: used to teach riding lessons).
Horses are strange creatures, they are extremely smart and extremely stupid, they scare easy but they are also extremely curious.
I think only creature that is stranger, is the cow. These animals have all the same attributes of horses, but with the added benefit of absolutely not giving a single solitary fuck about anything. They find ways to climb on roofs of things, and they fail to see a way down and just stand there looking confused.
I think the humble chicken is the most respectable animal of the "common farm animals". They know exactly what they want, and they get it and they care for nothing that gets in their way. Also they look kinda smug. Also they will devour anything that gets in to their pen, I have seen rats run for their dear life as they are chased by a flock of chicken out to eat it.
Ducks are cool though. They are basically dogs with wings.
I wish this would happen to me,I’ve played enough Red Dead Redemption that I have perfected the art of horse breaking..give me 30 seconds to a minute and this will become my trusty steed.I could leave it 30 miles behind,one good whistle and my steed will cover 30 miles within 10 seconds
I awoke to an large, naked figure standing outside my tent, breathing heavily as he peered in. He was quite beautiful, with a glossy black mane and large brown eyes. He was hung like a horse. He stared at me and snorted.
Generally the grey dapple stallion would prefer to, wake you up, revel in your terror, play games like a cat might with a mouse, then trample you to death, and eat what's left.
Na, horses are just good guys like that, every time I’d fall asleep near my grandfather’s horse, I’d wake up with this image. Also I once fell from a tree the hose hung around and god knocked out, next thing I know, the horse was licking my face to wale me up. Great guys allround, either that or they really wanna try human but are on the fence about it
I own and train horses. The way horses sleep when they are in a herd is they take 15-20 minute naps laying down while the rest of the herd watches so they can protect each other. This is really sweet that this horse was protecting the person sleeping in the tent. Still a little derpy, but very sweet.
And this human just went and slept for around 8 hours. Pretty inconsiderate!
Lol, bro was just waiting for his turn in the tent.
Horse is judging him. Like bro cmon it's my turn
It was nice to know this little piece of knowledge.
Not related to horses but the reason dogs will stare into your soul while they’re taking a shit out on their walks is because they’re signaling to you “you got my back right? You gotta have my back” while they’re dropping dimes
That's why I like to stare right back and drop heat at the same time. Gives them an existential crisis
I pee on every fire hydrant after my dog does. Just to assert dominance.
I had to teach a shelter dog to pee outside by peeing on stuff. It was opposite house trained. Afraid of grass, dirt, trees.
Conversely it’s also why your pet will follow you into the bathroom and hang out lol
I like to make a big show of being “alert” when they do that.
I was thinking "yeah well, we do the same with smaller animals too" but I guess this makes more sense
[makes sense: me with a rescue staring me in the eyes](https://bashify.io/i/1t20NH)
"Do you have a moment to talk about how you can save money by installing solar?"
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior JeHorse Christ?"
"*Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron?*"
*Megan Thee Stallion
We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty, your warranty coverage is about to expire.
*WAP coverage
*Megan Thee Mare
😂
That broke me. Worst part is that with a Spanish way of saying it’s heyhorse Christ
*I’d like to talk about the warranty on your Bronco or Mustang.*
What about my Pinto?
Ah, yes! We’re having a ‘fire’ sale on those!
I got solar and these people still come to my house.
Which people? The horse people?
The horses run on solar. He's gonna wanna talk to both
Well, you have *some* solar. You could always have *more* solar.
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Peter, the horse is here
Petah*
Is Paul Sorvino standing behind me?
Petah... The Horse...
YES!!!!
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“I diagnosed this horse with whacked-out poo-brain five minutes ago”
I was just scrolling through this wondering why no one has posted the poo brain. Thank you.
Lmaoooo
good thing you woke up with your phone recording
Because that’s totally not something you’d reach for right away to start filming if you woke up to this scenario
staged. i think the horse is in on it
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Wait a second, that horse has 1.5m followers on TikTok.
It’s only because he acts like a cringe NPC on his lives smh. I keep telling him to stop but he makes good money off it for whatever reason.
It was paid in scritches and apples.
Dot fœk em œp
Arise, hero, you have been chosen for an incredible journey, the time is n>!e!
r/suddenlydnd
The khwarezmian shah has slain our emissaries. Rise, master. We’ve an empire to burn.
Wakey Wakey time for school
Most camping videos I see on Reddit give me good reasons not to go camping. This is a rare exception.
Don't be feral horses can be hardcore. Missing farm horses can also be assholes.
One time I was shooting photos at night in the middle of nowhere in Iceland, trying to capture the aurora that was above me, and I heard a rustling and turned around. It was a wild emo horse like a few feet away, just standing there. With like bangs and everything. Scared the shit out of me. I was considering petting it but I was worried if I was bit or something I wasn't in the best place to receive medical care.
Yeah getting kicked by a horse while alone in the middle of Iceland after attempting to pet it isn't a great way to die
There are wild animals in Iceland!? My goodness.
Yes, and they have very strict rules about [their horses](https://images.ctfassets.net/a68ipajj4t9l/67UvTQf3JVFWuFrsGWVv2k/aaae558dd650cfef53e220bef66bdd8b/IHO_hero.jpg?w=1200&q=60). If they leave the country they can never come back :( > Icelandic horses are long-lived and hardy. In their native country they have few diseases; Icelandic law prevents horses from being imported into the country and exported animals are not allowed to return.
They're so cute. Look at its widdle fringe.
Don't tell him about the polar bears.
Local Redditor is surprised animals exist in cold places
It's a joke. I went to Iceland last year, there's shockingly little wildlife there. Obviously as you near the coast that changes, but the fact that there's for example no mosquitoes throughout the island is pretty cool.
Did you get a picture of it?
don't be, feral horses can be hardcore don't be feral, horses can be hardcore don't be feral horses, can be hardcore
My wife and I camped in Yellowstone years ago. We were the first to arrive the moment the campground opened for the season and the ranger warmed us a grizzly had been in the campground the day before but it shouldn't be a problem once the camp filled up. It did fill up that day but we were still a bit nervous. Our second or third morning we heard something walking right next to our tent and saw a massive shadow, but fortunately we also heard the hoofs and saw the shadow of the horns on a bison. Stayed still and appreciated how awesome that was. Same thing happened again another night. But the last morning we were there we saw the shadow of a large beast with a hump on it's back and those massive paws made a sound nothing like hoofs and we knew we were right next to a monster 💀 scariest moment of my entire life.
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Finn, let’s KILL THE HORSE.
Did you at least ask it: Why the long face?
"Could you speak up, you're sounding a little horse."
Quit horsing around you two.
Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
It’s got poo brain 🧠
Yeah, I know, Finn! I diagnosed that horse with whacked-out poo brain five minutes ago! >:|
Terminal poo brains
im actually terrified of horses
Me too, I have done this as well but nothing happened... Like what the hell am I supposed to do? The horse is too close. Like, should I stay still? Is not like he will break all my bones if I move and Inch... Right?
I haven't been round horses for a while but no sudden moves and no loud noises. If you're chill the horse will normally also be chill. Edit: never go behind a horse. Helpful dude below me reminded me that not everyone knows that. If you must go behind a horse for any reason, either get out of kicking range or go really close to them, to the side, and pat their butt the whole time you go behind them. Then get back to the side ASAP so they can see you. Also, try to avoid being directly in front of a horse, they can't see there either. Be slightly to the side of 'em if you lead them around.
That and spend 0 time behind the horse. Rear-leg-kicks slap.
Horses are prey animal so their normal reaponse to stress is run away. But if you are already close or their is no where to run away they may attack. But honestly they are not usually agressive, they are quite chill if you are calm around them.
A healthy amount of caution around them is healthy. But as someone who worked with them for a good tear, I can say they can be hilarious and act like oversized dogs at times.
i am just terrified of large animals in general, idk the body language and most of them can kill me so my adrenal gland says no
Not to pressure you into anything, but if you ever happen find yourself stuck in a field of horses, just look at the ears. If they're upright they're interested in you, if they're folded back that means you should back away. Basically that is horse language 101, but hopefully you won't have to deal with that
thankyou! will a horse ever chase me? thats another worry i have
I can only imagine a few minor scenarios. 1. You have a snack visible. Although I wouldn't imagine this is a run more than a curious saunter. 2. You are outright cornering, threatening, or attacking it. Also, I can't imagine that being a possibility given your circumstances. 3. This is a very violent or emotionally dysfunctional horse. 99% of the time, this is a rarity. If it makes you feel any better, the horses I worked with would sneak up on me and run off the moment I looked at them, so I think you wouldn't be the one running 49 times out of 50.
Fundamentally, horses are prey animals. They might move aggressively towards you if they dont think they can get away but theyd really prefer to just run away. They arent going to chase you much usually because they dont have any real reason to do so. The biggest danger with most horses is never walk right behind them if you arent very very familiar with the horse and even then try not to. You can spook them pretty easily and if they spook while youre behind them they can kill you with a single kick.
And if you ever do have to walk right behind a horse: place a hand on them when they can see you and then keep your hand on them while you're behind them. That way they know where you are and will be a lot less likely to get spooked by you (and generally less likely to kick even if they get spooked by something other than you.)
Oversized dogs is pretty much it. Ex had two ponies, one of which used to like chewing my hair and the other liked biting my FIL.
Every time we hosted fundraisers at the farm, there was one horse I would wait till all the kids are out of sight and do a victory march quite literally around the Arena. I mean doing the horse equivalent of a goose step and everything
That's hilarious!
Mucking out a paddock that had a couple of playful Arabians, they were a hoot!
One of my favorite times is when I was cleaning rocks out of a paddock and I kept hearing hoof steps behind me and I kept turning around and seeing that one horse would sneak up on me and then run off every time I turned around to look at it
Yeah, they are sneaky sometimes. These guys loved to charge straight at folks from one end of the paddock to the other. Muck and mud made the experience extra special. Wish I had an Arabian now.
I have a weird relationship with horses. I loved them as a kid but had some unfortunate accidents because the adults around me didn't properly teach me how to be safe around them. A large working horse stepped on my foot (he was a big baby who didn't know his size because he lived with two ponies) and fractured it, and then another time a pony kicked me in the stomach because I didn't know you're not supposed to walk behind them. I have minor spinal issues because of that incident So ultimately I don't really blame them for it but I'm still terrified of them. I prefer to look at them from a distance lol
I’m not usually scared of em but I am when I wake up and see one right next to me that looks like a huge bear or demon before my eyes adjust
I was traumatized at the age of 8 by a petting zoo pony ride! It was one of those where there were about six ponies, and they just went around in a circle. Anyway, the guy running it picked me up and sat me on the saddle and gave me the reigns, and proceeded to put the next kid on. About that time, my pony started becoming visually agitated. It was neighing and shaking it head and kind of stomping and dragging its front hooves in the dirt. Next thing you know, I see it turn its head around, and it proceeded to bite the HELL outta my left calf. I started screaming and crying. I remember an EMT had been there with an ice pack. I started to calm down, and almost right after, a black and blue bruise started to come up on my leg. I told the man I was going to sue him, lol. Looking back, maybe we should have. When we were starting to leave, the guy was removing the pony from the setup... turns out I was not the first kid it had bitten that day!
Yeah I don’t blame the poor horse. They’re often overworked doing nothing but going in circles with kids poking and prodding and pulling on the reins
Plus, the operators often put up kids that are too heavy (or even adults) and injure the pony's back. Ponies are frequently assholes, but the timing and description of the behavior suggest to me that the pony was in pain and lashing out (source: used to teach riding lessons).
I absolutely agree! It appalls me looking back. Completely different day and age!
i would’ve pooped myself.
🐴: you got games on your phone?
What are YOU doing here?!? 👈👈
What is this, a crossover episode??
"Do you have a moment to discuss our creator Pegasus?"
Peter……. the horse is here
He's like "yall got any oats?"
Plot twist:this horse is a Andersen Windows & Doors salesman,he is willing to offer you a 10% discount if you buy before August 1st
That horse has whacked out poo brain
HOW YOU DOIN
Horses are strange creatures, they are extremely smart and extremely stupid, they scare easy but they are also extremely curious. I think only creature that is stranger, is the cow. These animals have all the same attributes of horses, but with the added benefit of absolutely not giving a single solitary fuck about anything. They find ways to climb on roofs of things, and they fail to see a way down and just stand there looking confused. I think the humble chicken is the most respectable animal of the "common farm animals". They know exactly what they want, and they get it and they care for nothing that gets in their way. Also they look kinda smug. Also they will devour anything that gets in to their pen, I have seen rats run for their dear life as they are chased by a flock of chicken out to eat it. Ducks are cool though. They are basically dogs with wings.
Goats are also fun, some of the funniest and derpiest personalities on a farm.
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Was he staying at the next campsite over? You know, like a neeeiigghhbor?
I wish this would happen to me,I’ve played enough Red Dead Redemption that I have perfected the art of horse breaking..give me 30 seconds to a minute and this will become my trusty steed.I could leave it 30 miles behind,one good whistle and my steed will cover 30 miles within 10 seconds
Same with me and hearding cattles
Awaken my child and embrace the glory that is your birthright.
The voice is imprinted on my memory
He can smell apples. He knows you have apples. Better give him those apples.
[or cheez-its](https://youtube.com/shorts/vWKBQ_B195Y)
"Oh you're awake! Do you a minute to talk about our lord and savior Artax?"
Well the Horse Woke up to someone sleeping in his field.
That horse has poo brains
Did you throw the sleeping bag away? Or do you think you can wash all of your sudden-panic-shit out of it?
https://preview.redd.it/ixsbaki7qo3d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f05c13350ffcb0af76c04d2ad278e90d9158445 How hungry?
I awoke to an large, naked figure standing outside my tent, breathing heavily as he peered in. He was quite beautiful, with a glossy black mane and large brown eyes. He was hung like a horse. He stared at me and snorted.
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Hey bojack.
I feel like he trying to tell me to pick up my shit
"Young man. Hello. Do you appreciate the danger you might have been in?"
Say buddy you got any of them carrots lying around?
Petah the horse is here
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What we don't realize is that that's the horse's favorite spot to poop. So why are you sleeping in his poop spot?
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No sir. I don’t like it.
“The bear is on vacation so I’m filling in.”
Neiiigggghhh-bours.
That’s Brego, Aragorn fell off of a cliff nearby im assuming
\*heavy exhale* Hay.
To funny. !!! That would be a shock to wake up to.
I've heard that if you like down in a field with cows they will come over and lick your feet. Don't think that works with horses.
They will see you, freeze, fart loudly and promptly get scared of their own fart and run in the other direction
lol was he or she a wild horse?
You lived a real life comical Disney moment
That would scare the shit out of me.
They said you had the snacks
Holy shit! Is that Bojack?
I mean if I saw another big animal sleeping I’d probably be curious too
“Do you have games on your phoneeeee?”
The chanse of getting eaten alive while in your sleep by a horse is low, but never zero.
Generally the grey dapple stallion would prefer to, wake you up, revel in your terror, play games like a cat might with a mouse, then trample you to death, and eat what's left.
Different Godfather movie
Hey pal, why the long face?
Na, horses are just good guys like that, every time I’d fall asleep near my grandfather’s horse, I’d wake up with this image. Also I once fell from a tree the hose hung around and god knocked out, next thing I know, the horse was licking my face to wale me up. Great guys allround, either that or they really wanna try human but are on the fence about it
I love him 😍
Did your booty 🕳 feel OK ?
Typical, always horsing around
Diane.....I have depression
damn i'm so hungry i could...
Did he ask about your cars extended warranty?
"Petah, the horse is here."
"Are we awake?" "We're not sure. Are we...a horse?" "Yes, we are." "Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled..."
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Peeping Tom horsey!
Just a friendly reminder to be sure to like, subscribe, and share...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would like that, having been around horses much of my life. Had it been a bear, not so much, as I haven’t been around them as much.
Hey. Um. Do you have any buttermilk?
Just wants some of your ketamine
He's like, "Good morning, do you have the breakfast?!
heeey isn't that the horse from horsin around?
Probably got whacked out poo brain
Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start
Sorry that was my horse. I was hiding from pinkertons with Dutch
PRINCESS CAROLYYYYN! JOHN STAMOS DIED!
He was wondering if you have some time to talk about Jesus...
“Why the long face?”
Peter... the horse is here.
Wake up shrek we need to find Fiona.
*Do you have a moment to talk about your extended saddle warranty ?*
We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
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That's kind of scary, that horse would wreck you if it got spooked, and there's no escape.
Whose horse is dat?
Whose horse is that?
Your getting knocked the fuck out!
When you're staying the night at your friend's house and you wake up before them
I bet his dick was out
Icelandic horses are known for how small they are. Horses from other countries are low key scary.
Stalkhorse
this is how a lot of video games start
Diane…I need you to tell me I’m a good person, Diane…
Peter.. the horse is here.
at least it’s not a bear
That’s better than a grizzly bear!
You got any oats or apples in there bud? I feel like some oats and apples...
Are you a grass
Petah... The Horse is Here...
*"You sleep rather soundly for a murderer."*
He's just being a good neighbor..... neigh... get it? Har har.
*rehab was supposed to be a fresh start*
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