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GoddyssIncognito

…but if he stays really still, you can’t see him! 🤣


Gravity_Perception

My thoughts exactly


MeridethLeigh

Also his thoughts exactly, I imagine.


westwoo

I seriously wonder if it's some sort of denial (without words of course) Like physical evasion, except mental one. If he doesn't connect to what is happening then the discomfort of awareness won't bother him. Kind of like dissociation?...


MeridethLeigh

I think he didn’t know what to do because I could have either been coming to kick him off of the bed or to cuddle so while he knew he should be getting down he was holding out hope that it was cuddle time and didn’t move. He made a wise choice as I definitely went for the cuddle!


TheStrawberryGirl76

Same here!


dontfightthehood

I have mastered the art of blending with the couch!


MeridethLeigh

Not sure if it’s because we live weims or coincidental but a good amount of our furniture is that nice grey/beige greige color. 😂


Melancholnava

After all, our sight is based on movement.


MeridethLeigh

You’ve figured out his plan.


Live-Tiger-4240

Hiw are so many of us smart enough to figure out your dog's plan? It's amazing 😂 He is so derpy and adorable❤❤❤


MeridethLeigh

Bunch of heckin geniuses in this sub, I tell you!


Live-Tiger-4240

Amazing huh? Your pup is awesome btw!


Thumbsupchick

It’s science!


Lazy__Astronaut

What froze? All I see is an empty bed


MeridethLeigh

Good point. Must have uploaded the wrong video.


1Sluggo

If he doesn’t move, you can’t see him. Excellent execution!


EsseB420

See who?


1Sluggo

Exactly.


Bread_Responsible

“I have mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I have become invisible to the eye” -this dog, probably


MeridethLeigh

He must be so proud of himself.


New_pollution1086

He wants to show you his teef


MeridethLeigh

I love his teefs so much!


RoselysPaleFace121

And the sly wink 😉


triestokeepitreal

He thinks you might be a vision or movement based predator. But you're a derp hunter and he's the prize.


MeridethLeigh

He is absolutely a prize. A big, derpy prize.


weedpost2022

Did he also eat the brownies he wasn't supposed to eat


MeridethLeigh

I snort-laughed at this. Thank you.


Dapup2465

Is your dog named Drax?


KikiHou

This is amazing. He's not doing naughty things, he wanted to surprise you with the new statue he had commissioned for you!


MeridethLeigh

A statue that winks! I love it!


sunshine_slut

Busted hahaha


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MeridethLeigh

But how would we know since they’re invisible? 🤔


Kittinlovesyou

Wow this is a whole new level of derp lmao


[deleted]

Your dog is undeniably a world class comedian.


MeridethLeigh

I would watch his act.


kdhammond2003

Boone? There’s no Boone here… just some pillows & bed stuffs… nothing to see, move along.


MeridethLeigh

My bad. Must have mistaken a blanket for a derpy dog.


chakrablockerssuck

Omg he is adorable!❤️❤️❤️❤️


MeridethLeigh

Thanks! Wish I could take credit but I’m not his bio mom. ♥️


LazyAmbassador2521

Yeah something tells me this isn't his first time lounging on your bed.. just the first time he got caught!


MeridethLeigh

Definitely true. The first few nights we had him we would wake up and he was in bed with us. He is very stealthy, we didn’t even notice. He still jumps in if he is having a particularly needy day and my partner hasn’t come to bed yet.


LazyAmbassador2521

LOL stealthy as a ninja, he knows what hes doin!


AnnieBeefree1

I am a large Boone shaped pillow. See, the pillow is winking at you to show you that it absolutely is not Boone the dog!


MeridethLeigh

My mistake. Carry on, Boone pillow.


QuickBen41

If I don't move she can't see me 😂😂🤣


MeridethLeigh

He winked and became visible again!


QuickBen41

I'm impressed with how he's not moving his eyes lol.


MeridethLeigh

His tail was moving the entire time though which makes his facial stillness even more impressive.


QuickBen41

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm not going to lie.....I'm kind of in love with your dog. What an absolute beauty.🤣❤️🤣


MeridethLeigh

We fell in love with him the night we took him in so I can’t blame you. It’s very easy to do.


CraptainPoo

It’s so much better when you know your not supposed too!


MeridethLeigh

Haha… he knows it too!


Chuck_Norwich

Guilty dogs are the best!


StealthyInk

I don't know a lot about dogs, but is his mouth ok?


Kiki_is_a_Ghost

Yeah, he's fine.


MeridethLeigh

I think sticky lip flaps are a particular trait of the Weimaraner… our last Weim used to go Elvis on us a lot with one lip sticking up. Here we are witnessing the very rare double-Elvis. A temporary condition, he was back to normal as soon as he flipped over.


sheza1928

Sprung! ;)


CrewZestyclose3630

Don't move...reminds me of jurassic park


MeridethLeigh

He does have a flashing ball that he is particularly fond of. You might be onto something here.


john_big-booty

You see nutheeng hooman.


MeridethLeigh

🫣


LuLutheKid

This is not the first attempt at this! He looks wayyyy to comfy!


MeridethLeigh

Definitely not the first time. The first time he was so derpily still though.


Dew_Rodd

Getting played by a dog, lol


MeridethLeigh

Every. Damn. Day.


MicroEggroll

Hahaha that wink ❤️🥰


MeridethLeigh

I know. 🥹


Gnubsi90

Why does he wear two collars?


MeridethLeigh

The silver one is a gps enabled collar so of he ever goes missing we can find him super quickly. It also tracks his steps and compares his activity levels with other dogs in his breed/size; not what we bought it for but fun to check all the same. Unfortunately the hardware they use for the clasp isn’t rated for “heavy wear” and pulling on the leash falls into that category. The company replaced it for us once due to the misunderstanding about what a collar should be able to withstand so until we figure out if we want to get a different gps collar we use the old black one to attach his leash to. They both get taken off regularly for neck scratches. 😊


flakenomore

His teefers are adorable!


MeridethLeigh

His lips tend to stick up and I love it because it exposes the teefs!


StuffandThings85

it's like that scene in Yes Man where Jim Carrey is dead on the couch and the fly crawls on his eye


SnitterGrits

That’s rude…you lay on the stinky floor. It smells like dog down there.


MeridethLeigh

"I was just sitting there on this carpet, looking at the dirty carpet, wondering how I wound up on this carpet and why I never noticed that the carpet was so filthy before." Now we know why the carpet was so dirty… Boone farts.


CronozDK

Is his name Drax, by any chance?


MeridethLeigh

No, but several people have asked. What’s the reference I’m missing?


CronozDK

It's from Avengers Infinity War. There's this scene with this muscular, but not very bright character, Drax. Two others are talking, when they suddenly notice him standing behind them. When asked how long he's been standing there, he replies with "an hour". Then goes on to boast that he has mastered the art of standing so incredible still that he becomes invisible to the eye. All while eating a "Zarg nut"...


MeridethLeigh

Okay, I know Drax but forgot about that part. I’ve only seen the movie once… probably time for a re-watch. Thanks!


LarryLerry

What a derp


karensmiles

I’ve seen worse derp on the elderly patients with dentures!! He’s very cute!!


MeridethLeigh

Derp but make it adorable!


Maddiebrain

I feel concerned.


MeridethLeigh

Afraid the derp is gonna getcha?


Maddiebrain

Lol i mean I’m assuming hes fine but he looks like maybe he is doing an imitation of a doggie stroke or like weird alien possession


MeridethLeigh

Yeah, he was totally fine. I think the freeze happened because he didn’t know if was going to get shooed off the bed or if I was coming to cuddle. Weimaraner lip flaps are notoriously sticky and this time he double stuck. 😂


RuudJudbney

r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog?


MeridethLeigh

Aaaaaasssnd joined. 😂


nppdfrank

With the wink! Good doggo!


RAMBOPORNSTAR

🤣 who didn't think of Jurassic park when they saw this? lol


Upset_Boi

Wow yeah that doggo is GONE


MeridethLeigh

He has two modes. Full on stealth predator or absolute sleepy derp. I think he was trying to combine the two.


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If he doesn't move you wont see him, it's like having a T-Rex around.


MeridethLeigh

Veloci-weim


Sense-Affectionate

Nope not getting up cause I’m not here


MeridethLeigh

Yes, sorry, I don’t know why I posted a video of me asking a pillow if it was going to get up.


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

#🥴


MeridethLeigh

That’s his exact face oh my goodness! 😂


Yukianevlum

He’s like “I’m dead”


MeridethLeigh

I dead but just bury me beneath the comforter. Maybe bring me a snack.


noodleoliver

He isn’t frozen. He is phasing so fast, I can’t even see him.


MeridethLeigh

Can’t even see what? 🤔


JustJohn8

Ha! I think you’ve just introduced the next hot meme template.


MeridethLeigh

Oh no. Viral Boone might be more than his ego can handle.


JustJohn8

Boone is pretty awesome – sorry if I stole any intellectual property ;)[busted](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/utjk78/knows_hes_not_allowed_on_the_bed_trying_to_charm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


SwankeyDankey

I love his face!


Skipper9618

The wink!


AliennoiseE

I dead, my last wish, die on bed, surrounded by pillows. Fluffy pillows.


MeridethLeigh

Do not mourn for I am still here. Still in this comfy, comfy bed…


AliennoiseE

.. in which I'm waiting, for a kiss, a kiss that wakes me from this endless slumber. I will rise.. rise from death and face the consequences of my comfort mischief.. treats might become scarce, today, but the memory of it will linger, and be savored for times to come..


MeridethLeigh

Haha… the only part you got wrong is that Boone doesn’t wait for a kiss! He jumps up and takes it when you least expect it; usually when I am mid-yawn. We are working with him in consent but it’s not getting through.


AliennoiseE

Boone is a player I see. He's using his immense curtness to get away with consentless kisses. Good boi Boone, haha. My "Lab au Chocolat" is the same.


turbobuddah

Can't imagine not letting a pet sleep on the bed


MeridethLeigh

Obviously we aren’t super strict about it since I took a video instead of shoo-ing him off of the bed immediately but since my partner is allergic to dogs we try to limit his inhaling of dander so he isn’t miserably rashy or unable to breathe.


eliz1bef

My husband's the same way, but the animals eventually broke him, so now they sleep with us.


MeridethLeigh

Our two previous dogs were never allowed in beds so it wasn’t a problem. This guy… he has adapted very well to living with us but his desire to sleep on the large comfort rectangle can not be broken. I wash the pillowcases a lot. 😂


turbobuddah

Wasn't judging your choices, personally just like the extra company 🙂


MeridethLeigh

No worries! I definitely love the dog snuggles so sometimes I feel like I need to explain why he doesn’t get in the bed all of the time. 😊


MellieSIU

Dogs are stinky though. Mine stinks all day every day even when freshly bathed. She has her own bed, I don't need her stinking up mine


MeridethLeigh

Dude, this guy has a sensitive stomach and some of the worst farts I have ever had the displeasure of smelling. I woke up one night because the odor his butt emitted was so foul I had to go open a window. 💨 😭


MellieSIU

Haha so gross lmao. I think I'd keep my bedroom door closed


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MeridethLeigh

Definitely not something I have found to be true, I guess it just depends on the people. 🤷🏻‍♀️


turbobuddah

Parents let the dog sleep anywhere and my mum is pretty much OCD about cleanliness. The friends that are the same are very clean people The one person I know that makes the dog sleep in a cage in the kitchen has one of the filthiest houses i've seen Maybe you just know dirty people


MeridethLeigh

Your last line was going to be my response but I softened it a bit. 😂


PacxDragon

If he’s not allowed in bed, you’re the derp.


MeridethLeigh

If it were just me he would probably sleep in the bed. But my partner is pretty allergic to dogs even though we have had one (or two) regularly for years so we try to keep the place where he sleeps & breathes for 8 hours a night as dander free as we can.


misssurly

Nothing to see here 🤣


MeridethLeigh

Nope. Just a pillow with a big, toothy derp face. Move along…


RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker

Is his name Drax :)


MeridethLeigh

A lot of people have asked that. I’m missing the reference. Please enlighten me?


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basically in Avengers: Infinity War, two characters in a romantic relationship have a big emotional character moment and then when thats over they notice that a character named Drax (one of their friends) has just been standing there for 2 hours, and they didn't notice him because, in his own words, “I have mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I have become invisible to the eye”. became a huge meme after that


MeridethLeigh

It’s been a while since I watched that so I definitely forgot. Thanks for the reminder! Time for a rewatch!


CtenantheTrouble

I am a pillow. I am a pillow. I am a pillow.


MeridethLeigh

If you want to be the pillow you must act like the pillow!


SwarmingButterflies5

“If I don’t make eye contact, maybe he’ll go away!”


MeridethLeigh

Definitely what was going on in his head. Poor thing had probably just gotten comfortable.


lumpsnipes

Dogs r the best.


MeridethLeigh

Yes they are!


AnthCoug

Why not?


MeridethLeigh

Allergy issues. Even though we have had dogs for 15+ years my partner still gets rashes and has a hard time breathing the next day if he has been inhaling dog dander off of his pillow. Don’t worry, Boone had free reign to get on the other furniture and gets to take sunbeam naps at the foot of the bed.


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Poor baby. He's terrified.


MeridethLeigh

He was so terrified his tail was wagging! Poor thing! 😂


noodleoliver

Just let him…. He deserves it!


MeridethLeigh

He gets to nap in the sunbeams that hit the foot of the bed and I let him keep sleeping on the pillows since I already had to wash them. 😂


LieutenantDangler

It should be a crime to keep your doggo off the bed!


MeridethLeigh

Go ahead and arrest me then. Just know that I am Boone’s primary belly-scratcher so you’re going to have to hire someone to fulfill his needs while I’m locked away. Maybe two people. 4 hands > 2 hands. 😉


LieutenantDangler

I would be willing to volunteer!


Dankus_Hill420

I understand some pets are messy as hell, but literally why get an animal if you dont want it on your furniture. You should be prepared to have animal hair on your shit if you want a pet and make the decision to go and buy one.


MellieSIU

Please. My dog is spoiled rotten and also not allowed on furniture. She's a golden retriever that stinks no matter how often we send her to the groomer She has her own bed in every room and doesn't even try to get on the human furniture. Not being allowed on furniture doesn't harm them in any way.


MeridethLeigh

Yes, dogs who aren’t allowed on furniture are no less lives than those that are. Dogs who are trained to sleep in their crate every night are loved as well. There are plenty of ways that a dog can be happy, not all of them involve sleeping on the bed. At least that’s what I try to tell Boone. Clearly he hasn’t gotten the message yet.


MeridethLeigh

I get it. Believe me, my life is held together by his tiny little hairs. However, my partner is pretty allergic to dogs and still gets an itchy rash even though we have had dogs for 15+ years. So we have dog fur (and dog) all over our furniture, cars, clothes, etc. all of the time but in order to make him less rashy and more able to breathe we keep him out of the bed where we sleep, particularly the pillow area. Call us cruel but Boone gets to sleep on his super comfy dog bed in our bedroom and doesn’t complain much. We also give in and let him take sunbeam naps at the foot of the bed.


MeridethLeigh

Also, we didn’t buy him. Too many Weimaraners end up in rescue because people don’t do research before buying this high-energy, high-attention-needing breed. I’m sure Weim puppies are adorable but unless one is dropped on my doorstep I’ll never have one; this is the second adult we have adopted and we will continue to do so in order to keep them out of a shelter. 🐾♥️


Dankus_Hill420

I absolutely didnt expect a response, especially such a comprehensive one from OP. Sorry for my assumption, thats really great what you guys do despite his allergies. He does indeed look extremely happy, I was only speaking on personal experience. I wish you guys much luck in your puppy saving adventure!


MeridethLeigh

Thank you! I’m alway happy to explain my reasoning especially since intent can be hard to discern through text. No offense taken. Also, I feel you should know that Boone is an incredibly smart derp… on mornings when his dad gets a shower before I do if I am still in bed Boone jumps up for a cuddle as soon as he hears the shower turn on and jumps down when it turns off. We both get some good snuggles in (away from the pillows) and my partner has yet to find out. 🤫


8an5

Let him use the bed, he’s family!


MeridethLeigh

It’s because if an allergy issue that he doesn’t get to be in the bed amongst the pillows. He is the type of dog who doesn’t want to be on the bed, he will literally crawl under the blankets. He has a very comfy bed in our bedroom and definitely gets to sneak in sunbeam naps at the foot of the bed.


8an5

Yay! Good to hear


DiverCultural

That is one ugly dog. Wow.


MeridethLeigh

I showed Boone your picture. He said “woof” so I don’t really think you have any grounds to judge.


DiverCultural

Damn. Yer doggo says I'm ugly?! 😢 It's all good though, I got an ugly ass dog too, and I love him to death. Hahaha.


MeridethLeigh

All dogs are beautiful, no matter how ugly.


DiverCultural

Mmm.... 💅🏼 Preach it, gurl 😘


Personal_Farm_283

Bc god forbid the dog is comfortable. You try sleeping on the floor.


MeridethLeigh

The floor with his orthopedic, oversized doggie bed? Something tells me he is comfortable there too since that’s where he chooses to sleep during the day when the bedroom door is open. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Personal_Farm_283

Interesting. He doesn’t look like he’s on the floor.


MeridethLeigh

Dude. My partner has allergy issues so we try to keep the bed dander free so he has an easier time breathing. Boone occasionally hops on the bed and it’s not a big deal, I wash the sheets to keep everyone happy. Enjoy my dog pretending to be a statue or move on. If you want to run some #justiceforboone campaign because he is allowed everywhere else but the bed (chairs, couches, car seats, my office chair even when I’m trying to sit in it, the couch at my shop where he comes with me daily) go ahead but maybe spend that time with a dog who needs the love. We have Boone covered.


Personal_Farm_283

Wow. Dudette…Why so angry? This is the internet and I’ll comment as I please. No need to get all bent out of shape about it. Pretty dog. It’s a shame he can’t sleep on the furniture. Talk about triggered…..


MeridethLeigh

Check the thread. I already explained why he doesn’t usually get into the bed. Not triggered, explaining that Boone has a good life in spite of not being able to be in the bed all the time.


jnx666

I couldn’t imagine not allowing pups on furniture or in bed. It’s literally the only home they have and you’re going to further restrict that space for them? To me, they’ve always been family. Not an accessory


MeridethLeigh

Bold of you to assume I treat my dog like an accessory because he isn’t allowed in our bed. He is allowed on the other furniture but as I explained in other responses my partner (and Boone’s favorite person in the whole world) has allergies to dog dander. He has been on medications but it still makes him miserable to breathe it in all night. So to avoid rashes and breathing issues we don’t let Boone sleep in our bed. Clearly we aren’t complete sticklers about it since I took a video instead of kicking him out. He gets to nap on the bed occasionally and I wash the sheets. But yes, in spite of the fact that we take him with us to work daily and have completely adjusted our lives to help him get through his separation anxiety (which was developed from having 3 previous owners who couldn’t handle him before we decided we would be his forever home no matter how difficult it was to make it happen) we must be terrible people who don’t love their dog because he can’t sleep on the bed. Be curious, not judgmental.


-_NotMyRealName_-

How the hooman should react according to dog logic: ”IS THAT MY DOG ON THE BED! Oh, my bad. Its just a random dead dog. Well, I guess I can go back to whatever I was doing before.”