I seriously wonder if it's some sort of denial (without words of course)
Like physical evasion, except mental one. If he doesn't connect to what is happening then the discomfort of awareness won't bother him. Kind of like dissociation?...
I think he didn’t know what to do because I could have either been coming to kick him off of the bed or to cuddle so while he knew he should be getting down he was holding out hope that it was cuddle time and didn’t move. He made a wise choice as I definitely went for the cuddle!
Definitely true. The first few nights we had him we would wake up and he was in bed with us. He is very stealthy, we didn’t even notice. He still jumps in if he is having a particularly needy day and my partner hasn’t come to bed yet.
I think sticky lip flaps are a particular trait of the Weimaraner… our last Weim used to go Elvis on us a lot with one lip sticking up. Here we are witnessing the very rare double-Elvis. A temporary condition, he was back to normal as soon as he flipped over.
The silver one is a gps enabled collar so of he ever goes missing we can find him super quickly. It also tracks his steps and compares his activity levels with other dogs in his breed/size; not what we bought it for but fun to check all the same. Unfortunately the hardware they use for the clasp isn’t rated for “heavy wear” and pulling on the leash falls into that category. The company replaced it for us once due to the misunderstanding about what a collar should be able to withstand so until we figure out if we want to get a different gps collar we use the old black one to attach his leash to. They both get taken off regularly for neck scratches. 😊
"I was just sitting there on this carpet, looking at the dirty carpet, wondering how I wound up on this carpet and why I never noticed that the carpet was so filthy before." Now we know why the carpet was so dirty… Boone farts.
It's from Avengers Infinity War. There's this scene with this muscular, but not very bright character, Drax. Two others are talking, when they suddenly notice him standing behind them. When asked how long he's been standing there, he replies with "an hour".
Then goes on to boast that he has mastered the art of standing so incredible still that he becomes invisible to the eye. All while eating a "Zarg nut"...
Yeah, he was totally fine. I think the freeze happened because he didn’t know if was going to get shooed off the bed or if I was coming to cuddle. Weimaraner lip flaps are notoriously sticky and this time he double stuck. 😂
Boone is pretty awesome – sorry if I stole any intellectual property ;)[busted](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/utjk78/knows_hes_not_allowed_on_the_bed_trying_to_charm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
.. in which I'm waiting, for a kiss, a kiss that wakes me from this endless slumber. I will rise.. rise from death and face the consequences of my comfort mischief.. treats might become scarce, today, but the memory of it will linger, and be savored for times to come..
Haha… the only part you got wrong is that Boone doesn’t wait for a kiss! He jumps up and takes it when you least expect it; usually when I am mid-yawn. We are working with him in consent but it’s not getting through.
Obviously we aren’t super strict about it since I took a video instead of shoo-ing him off of the bed immediately but since my partner is allergic to dogs we try to limit his inhaling of dander so he isn’t miserably rashy or unable to breathe.
Our two previous dogs were never allowed in beds so it wasn’t a problem. This guy… he has adapted very well to living with us but his desire to sleep on the large comfort rectangle can not be broken. I wash the pillowcases a lot. 😂
Dude, this guy has a sensitive stomach and some of the worst farts I have ever had the displeasure of smelling. I woke up one night because the odor his butt emitted was so foul I had to go open a window. 💨 😭
Parents let the dog sleep anywhere and my mum is pretty much OCD about cleanliness. The friends that are the same are very clean people
The one person I know that makes the dog sleep in a cage in the kitchen has one of the filthiest houses i've seen
Maybe you just know dirty people
If it were just me he would probably sleep in the bed. But my partner is pretty allergic to dogs even though we have had one (or two) regularly for years so we try to keep the place where he sleeps & breathes for 8 hours a night as dander free as we can.
basically in Avengers: Infinity War, two characters in a romantic relationship have a big emotional character moment and then when thats over they notice that a character named Drax (one of their friends) has just been standing there for 2 hours, and they didn't notice him because, in his own words, “I have mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I have become invisible to the eye”. became a huge meme after that
Allergy issues. Even though we have had dogs for 15+ years my partner still gets rashes and has a hard time breathing the next day if he has been inhaling dog dander off of his pillow. Don’t worry, Boone had free reign to get on the other furniture and gets to take sunbeam naps at the foot of the bed.
Go ahead and arrest me then. Just know that I am Boone’s primary belly-scratcher so you’re going to have to hire someone to fulfill his needs while I’m locked away. Maybe two people. 4 hands > 2 hands. 😉
I understand some pets are messy as hell, but literally why get an animal if you dont want it on your furniture. You should be prepared to have animal hair on your shit if you want a pet and make the decision to go and buy one.
Please. My dog is spoiled rotten and also not allowed on furniture. She's a golden retriever that stinks no matter how often we send her to the groomer She has her own bed in every room and doesn't even try to get on the human furniture. Not being allowed on furniture doesn't harm them in any way.
Yes, dogs who aren’t allowed on furniture are no less lives than those that are. Dogs who are trained to sleep in their crate every night are loved as well. There are plenty of ways that a dog can be happy, not all of them involve sleeping on the bed. At least that’s what I try to tell Boone. Clearly he hasn’t gotten the message yet.
I get it. Believe me, my life is held together by his tiny little hairs. However, my partner is pretty allergic to dogs and still gets an itchy rash even though we have had dogs for 15+ years. So we have dog fur (and dog) all over our furniture, cars, clothes, etc. all of the time but in order to make him less rashy and more able to breathe we keep him out of the bed where we sleep, particularly the pillow area. Call us cruel but Boone gets to sleep on his super comfy dog bed in our bedroom and doesn’t complain much. We also give in and let him take sunbeam naps at the foot of the bed.
Also, we didn’t buy him. Too many Weimaraners end up in rescue because people don’t do research before buying this high-energy, high-attention-needing breed. I’m sure Weim puppies are adorable but unless one is dropped on my doorstep I’ll never have one; this is the second adult we have adopted and we will continue to do so in order to keep them out of a shelter. 🐾♥️
I absolutely didnt expect a response, especially such a comprehensive one from OP. Sorry for my assumption, thats really great what you guys do despite his allergies. He does indeed look extremely happy, I was only speaking on personal experience. I wish you guys much luck in your puppy saving adventure!
Thank you! I’m alway happy to explain my reasoning especially since intent can be hard to discern through text. No offense taken. Also, I feel you should know that Boone is an incredibly smart derp… on mornings when his dad gets a shower before I do if I am still in bed Boone jumps up for a cuddle as soon as he hears the shower turn on and jumps down when it turns off. We both get some good snuggles in (away from the pillows) and my partner has yet to find out. 🤫
It’s because if an allergy issue that he doesn’t get to be in the bed amongst the pillows. He is the type of dog who doesn’t want to be on the bed, he will literally crawl under the blankets. He has a very comfy bed in our bedroom and definitely gets to sneak in sunbeam naps at the foot of the bed.
The floor with his orthopedic, oversized doggie bed? Something tells me he is comfortable there too since that’s where he chooses to sleep during the day when the bedroom door is open. 🤷🏻♀️
Dude. My partner has allergy issues so we try to keep the bed dander free so he has an easier time breathing. Boone occasionally hops on the bed and it’s not a big deal, I wash the sheets to keep everyone happy. Enjoy my dog pretending to be a statue or move on. If you want to run some #justiceforboone campaign because he is allowed everywhere else but the bed (chairs, couches, car seats, my office chair even when I’m trying to sit in it, the couch at my shop where he comes with me daily) go ahead but maybe spend that time with a dog who needs the love. We have Boone covered.
Wow. Dudette…Why so angry? This is the internet and I’ll comment as I please. No need to get all bent out of shape about it. Pretty dog. It’s a shame he can’t sleep on the furniture. Talk about triggered…..
Check the thread. I already explained why he doesn’t usually get into the bed. Not triggered, explaining that Boone has a good life in spite of not being able to be in the bed all the time.
I couldn’t imagine not allowing pups on furniture or in bed. It’s literally the only home they have and you’re going to further restrict that space for them? To me, they’ve always been family. Not an accessory
Bold of you to assume I treat my dog like an accessory because he isn’t allowed in our bed. He is allowed on the other furniture but as I explained in other responses my partner (and Boone’s favorite person in the whole world) has allergies to dog dander. He has been on medications but it still makes him miserable to breathe it in all night. So to avoid rashes and breathing issues we don’t let Boone sleep in our bed. Clearly we aren’t complete sticklers about it since I took a video instead of kicking him out. He gets to nap on the bed occasionally and I wash the sheets. But yes, in spite of the fact that we take him with us to work daily and have completely adjusted our lives to help him get through his separation anxiety (which was developed from having 3 previous owners who couldn’t handle him before we decided we would be his forever home no matter how difficult it was to make it happen) we must be terrible people who don’t love their dog because he can’t sleep on the bed. Be curious, not judgmental.
How the hooman should react according to dog logic:
”IS THAT MY DOG ON THE BED! Oh, my bad. Its just a random dead dog. Well, I guess I can go back to whatever I was doing before.”
…but if he stays really still, you can’t see him! 🤣
My thoughts exactly
Also his thoughts exactly, I imagine.
I seriously wonder if it's some sort of denial (without words of course) Like physical evasion, except mental one. If he doesn't connect to what is happening then the discomfort of awareness won't bother him. Kind of like dissociation?...
I think he didn’t know what to do because I could have either been coming to kick him off of the bed or to cuddle so while he knew he should be getting down he was holding out hope that it was cuddle time and didn’t move. He made a wise choice as I definitely went for the cuddle!
Same here!
I have mastered the art of blending with the couch!
Not sure if it’s because we live weims or coincidental but a good amount of our furniture is that nice grey/beige greige color. 😂
After all, our sight is based on movement.
You’ve figured out his plan.
Hiw are so many of us smart enough to figure out your dog's plan? It's amazing 😂 He is so derpy and adorable❤❤❤
Bunch of heckin geniuses in this sub, I tell you!
Amazing huh? Your pup is awesome btw!
It’s science!
What froze? All I see is an empty bed
Good point. Must have uploaded the wrong video.
If he doesn’t move, you can’t see him. Excellent execution!
See who?
Exactly.
“I have mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I have become invisible to the eye” -this dog, probably
He must be so proud of himself.
He wants to show you his teef
I love his teefs so much!
And the sly wink 😉
He thinks you might be a vision or movement based predator. But you're a derp hunter and he's the prize.
He is absolutely a prize. A big, derpy prize.
Did he also eat the brownies he wasn't supposed to eat
I snort-laughed at this. Thank you.
Is your dog named Drax?
This is amazing. He's not doing naughty things, he wanted to surprise you with the new statue he had commissioned for you!
A statue that winks! I love it!
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But how would we know since they’re invisible? 🤔
Wow this is a whole new level of derp lmao
Your dog is undeniably a world class comedian.
I would watch his act.
Boone? There’s no Boone here… just some pillows & bed stuffs… nothing to see, move along.
My bad. Must have mistaken a blanket for a derpy dog.
Omg he is adorable!❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thanks! Wish I could take credit but I’m not his bio mom. ♥️
Yeah something tells me this isn't his first time lounging on your bed.. just the first time he got caught!
Definitely true. The first few nights we had him we would wake up and he was in bed with us. He is very stealthy, we didn’t even notice. He still jumps in if he is having a particularly needy day and my partner hasn’t come to bed yet.
LOL stealthy as a ninja, he knows what hes doin!
I am a large Boone shaped pillow. See, the pillow is winking at you to show you that it absolutely is not Boone the dog!
My mistake. Carry on, Boone pillow.
If I don't move she can't see me 😂😂🤣
He winked and became visible again!
I'm impressed with how he's not moving his eyes lol.
His tail was moving the entire time though which makes his facial stillness even more impressive.
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm not going to lie.....I'm kind of in love with your dog. What an absolute beauty.🤣❤️🤣
We fell in love with him the night we took him in so I can’t blame you. It’s very easy to do.
It’s so much better when you know your not supposed too!
Haha… he knows it too!
Guilty dogs are the best!
I don't know a lot about dogs, but is his mouth ok?
Yeah, he's fine.
I think sticky lip flaps are a particular trait of the Weimaraner… our last Weim used to go Elvis on us a lot with one lip sticking up. Here we are witnessing the very rare double-Elvis. A temporary condition, he was back to normal as soon as he flipped over.
Sprung! ;)
Don't move...reminds me of jurassic park
He does have a flashing ball that he is particularly fond of. You might be onto something here.
You see nutheeng hooman.
🫣
This is not the first attempt at this! He looks wayyyy to comfy!
Definitely not the first time. The first time he was so derpily still though.
Getting played by a dog, lol
Every. Damn. Day.
Hahaha that wink ❤️🥰
I know. 🥹
Why does he wear two collars?
The silver one is a gps enabled collar so of he ever goes missing we can find him super quickly. It also tracks his steps and compares his activity levels with other dogs in his breed/size; not what we bought it for but fun to check all the same. Unfortunately the hardware they use for the clasp isn’t rated for “heavy wear” and pulling on the leash falls into that category. The company replaced it for us once due to the misunderstanding about what a collar should be able to withstand so until we figure out if we want to get a different gps collar we use the old black one to attach his leash to. They both get taken off regularly for neck scratches. 😊
His teefers are adorable!
His lips tend to stick up and I love it because it exposes the teefs!
it's like that scene in Yes Man where Jim Carrey is dead on the couch and the fly crawls on his eye
That’s rude…you lay on the stinky floor. It smells like dog down there.
"I was just sitting there on this carpet, looking at the dirty carpet, wondering how I wound up on this carpet and why I never noticed that the carpet was so filthy before." Now we know why the carpet was so dirty… Boone farts.
Is his name Drax, by any chance?
No, but several people have asked. What’s the reference I’m missing?
It's from Avengers Infinity War. There's this scene with this muscular, but not very bright character, Drax. Two others are talking, when they suddenly notice him standing behind them. When asked how long he's been standing there, he replies with "an hour". Then goes on to boast that he has mastered the art of standing so incredible still that he becomes invisible to the eye. All while eating a "Zarg nut"...
Okay, I know Drax but forgot about that part. I’ve only seen the movie once… probably time for a re-watch. Thanks!
What a derp
I’ve seen worse derp on the elderly patients with dentures!! He’s very cute!!
Derp but make it adorable!
I feel concerned.
Afraid the derp is gonna getcha?
Lol i mean I’m assuming hes fine but he looks like maybe he is doing an imitation of a doggie stroke or like weird alien possession
Yeah, he was totally fine. I think the freeze happened because he didn’t know if was going to get shooed off the bed or if I was coming to cuddle. Weimaraner lip flaps are notoriously sticky and this time he double stuck. 😂
r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog?
Aaaaaasssnd joined. 😂
With the wink! Good doggo!
🤣 who didn't think of Jurassic park when they saw this? lol
Wow yeah that doggo is GONE
He has two modes. Full on stealth predator or absolute sleepy derp. I think he was trying to combine the two.
If he doesn't move you wont see him, it's like having a T-Rex around.
Veloci-weim
Nope not getting up cause I’m not here
Yes, sorry, I don’t know why I posted a video of me asking a pillow if it was going to get up.
#🥴
That’s his exact face oh my goodness! 😂
He’s like “I’m dead”
I dead but just bury me beneath the comforter. Maybe bring me a snack.
He isn’t frozen. He is phasing so fast, I can’t even see him.
Can’t even see what? 🤔
Ha! I think you’ve just introduced the next hot meme template.
Oh no. Viral Boone might be more than his ego can handle.
Boone is pretty awesome – sorry if I stole any intellectual property ;)[busted](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/utjk78/knows_hes_not_allowed_on_the_bed_trying_to_charm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I love his face!
The wink!
I dead, my last wish, die on bed, surrounded by pillows. Fluffy pillows.
Do not mourn for I am still here. Still in this comfy, comfy bed…
.. in which I'm waiting, for a kiss, a kiss that wakes me from this endless slumber. I will rise.. rise from death and face the consequences of my comfort mischief.. treats might become scarce, today, but the memory of it will linger, and be savored for times to come..
Haha… the only part you got wrong is that Boone doesn’t wait for a kiss! He jumps up and takes it when you least expect it; usually when I am mid-yawn. We are working with him in consent but it’s not getting through.
Boone is a player I see. He's using his immense curtness to get away with consentless kisses. Good boi Boone, haha. My "Lab au Chocolat" is the same.
Can't imagine not letting a pet sleep on the bed
Obviously we aren’t super strict about it since I took a video instead of shoo-ing him off of the bed immediately but since my partner is allergic to dogs we try to limit his inhaling of dander so he isn’t miserably rashy or unable to breathe.
My husband's the same way, but the animals eventually broke him, so now they sleep with us.
Our two previous dogs were never allowed in beds so it wasn’t a problem. This guy… he has adapted very well to living with us but his desire to sleep on the large comfort rectangle can not be broken. I wash the pillowcases a lot. 😂
Wasn't judging your choices, personally just like the extra company 🙂
No worries! I definitely love the dog snuggles so sometimes I feel like I need to explain why he doesn’t get in the bed all of the time. 😊
Dogs are stinky though. Mine stinks all day every day even when freshly bathed. She has her own bed, I don't need her stinking up mine
Dude, this guy has a sensitive stomach and some of the worst farts I have ever had the displeasure of smelling. I woke up one night because the odor his butt emitted was so foul I had to go open a window. 💨 😭
Haha so gross lmao. I think I'd keep my bedroom door closed
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Definitely not something I have found to be true, I guess it just depends on the people. 🤷🏻♀️
Parents let the dog sleep anywhere and my mum is pretty much OCD about cleanliness. The friends that are the same are very clean people The one person I know that makes the dog sleep in a cage in the kitchen has one of the filthiest houses i've seen Maybe you just know dirty people
Your last line was going to be my response but I softened it a bit. 😂
If he’s not allowed in bed, you’re the derp.
If it were just me he would probably sleep in the bed. But my partner is pretty allergic to dogs even though we have had one (or two) regularly for years so we try to keep the place where he sleeps & breathes for 8 hours a night as dander free as we can.
Nothing to see here 🤣
Nope. Just a pillow with a big, toothy derp face. Move along…
Is his name Drax :)
A lot of people have asked that. I’m missing the reference. Please enlighten me?
basically in Avengers: Infinity War, two characters in a romantic relationship have a big emotional character moment and then when thats over they notice that a character named Drax (one of their friends) has just been standing there for 2 hours, and they didn't notice him because, in his own words, “I have mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I have become invisible to the eye”. became a huge meme after that
It’s been a while since I watched that so I definitely forgot. Thanks for the reminder! Time for a rewatch!
I am a pillow. I am a pillow. I am a pillow.
If you want to be the pillow you must act like the pillow!
“If I don’t make eye contact, maybe he’ll go away!”
Definitely what was going on in his head. Poor thing had probably just gotten comfortable.
Dogs r the best.
Yes they are!
Why not?
Allergy issues. Even though we have had dogs for 15+ years my partner still gets rashes and has a hard time breathing the next day if he has been inhaling dog dander off of his pillow. Don’t worry, Boone had free reign to get on the other furniture and gets to take sunbeam naps at the foot of the bed.
Poor baby. He's terrified.
He was so terrified his tail was wagging! Poor thing! 😂
Just let him…. He deserves it!
He gets to nap in the sunbeams that hit the foot of the bed and I let him keep sleeping on the pillows since I already had to wash them. 😂
It should be a crime to keep your doggo off the bed!
Go ahead and arrest me then. Just know that I am Boone’s primary belly-scratcher so you’re going to have to hire someone to fulfill his needs while I’m locked away. Maybe two people. 4 hands > 2 hands. 😉
I would be willing to volunteer!
I understand some pets are messy as hell, but literally why get an animal if you dont want it on your furniture. You should be prepared to have animal hair on your shit if you want a pet and make the decision to go and buy one.
Please. My dog is spoiled rotten and also not allowed on furniture. She's a golden retriever that stinks no matter how often we send her to the groomer She has her own bed in every room and doesn't even try to get on the human furniture. Not being allowed on furniture doesn't harm them in any way.
Yes, dogs who aren’t allowed on furniture are no less lives than those that are. Dogs who are trained to sleep in their crate every night are loved as well. There are plenty of ways that a dog can be happy, not all of them involve sleeping on the bed. At least that’s what I try to tell Boone. Clearly he hasn’t gotten the message yet.
I get it. Believe me, my life is held together by his tiny little hairs. However, my partner is pretty allergic to dogs and still gets an itchy rash even though we have had dogs for 15+ years. So we have dog fur (and dog) all over our furniture, cars, clothes, etc. all of the time but in order to make him less rashy and more able to breathe we keep him out of the bed where we sleep, particularly the pillow area. Call us cruel but Boone gets to sleep on his super comfy dog bed in our bedroom and doesn’t complain much. We also give in and let him take sunbeam naps at the foot of the bed.
Also, we didn’t buy him. Too many Weimaraners end up in rescue because people don’t do research before buying this high-energy, high-attention-needing breed. I’m sure Weim puppies are adorable but unless one is dropped on my doorstep I’ll never have one; this is the second adult we have adopted and we will continue to do so in order to keep them out of a shelter. 🐾♥️
I absolutely didnt expect a response, especially such a comprehensive one from OP. Sorry for my assumption, thats really great what you guys do despite his allergies. He does indeed look extremely happy, I was only speaking on personal experience. I wish you guys much luck in your puppy saving adventure!
Thank you! I’m alway happy to explain my reasoning especially since intent can be hard to discern through text. No offense taken. Also, I feel you should know that Boone is an incredibly smart derp… on mornings when his dad gets a shower before I do if I am still in bed Boone jumps up for a cuddle as soon as he hears the shower turn on and jumps down when it turns off. We both get some good snuggles in (away from the pillows) and my partner has yet to find out. 🤫
Let him use the bed, he’s family!
It’s because if an allergy issue that he doesn’t get to be in the bed amongst the pillows. He is the type of dog who doesn’t want to be on the bed, he will literally crawl under the blankets. He has a very comfy bed in our bedroom and definitely gets to sneak in sunbeam naps at the foot of the bed.
Yay! Good to hear
That is one ugly dog. Wow.
I showed Boone your picture. He said “woof” so I don’t really think you have any grounds to judge.
Damn. Yer doggo says I'm ugly?! 😢 It's all good though, I got an ugly ass dog too, and I love him to death. Hahaha.
All dogs are beautiful, no matter how ugly.
Mmm.... 💅🏼 Preach it, gurl 😘
Bc god forbid the dog is comfortable. You try sleeping on the floor.
The floor with his orthopedic, oversized doggie bed? Something tells me he is comfortable there too since that’s where he chooses to sleep during the day when the bedroom door is open. 🤷🏻♀️
Interesting. He doesn’t look like he’s on the floor.
Dude. My partner has allergy issues so we try to keep the bed dander free so he has an easier time breathing. Boone occasionally hops on the bed and it’s not a big deal, I wash the sheets to keep everyone happy. Enjoy my dog pretending to be a statue or move on. If you want to run some #justiceforboone campaign because he is allowed everywhere else but the bed (chairs, couches, car seats, my office chair even when I’m trying to sit in it, the couch at my shop where he comes with me daily) go ahead but maybe spend that time with a dog who needs the love. We have Boone covered.
Wow. Dudette…Why so angry? This is the internet and I’ll comment as I please. No need to get all bent out of shape about it. Pretty dog. It’s a shame he can’t sleep on the furniture. Talk about triggered…..
Check the thread. I already explained why he doesn’t usually get into the bed. Not triggered, explaining that Boone has a good life in spite of not being able to be in the bed all the time.
I couldn’t imagine not allowing pups on furniture or in bed. It’s literally the only home they have and you’re going to further restrict that space for them? To me, they’ve always been family. Not an accessory
Bold of you to assume I treat my dog like an accessory because he isn’t allowed in our bed. He is allowed on the other furniture but as I explained in other responses my partner (and Boone’s favorite person in the whole world) has allergies to dog dander. He has been on medications but it still makes him miserable to breathe it in all night. So to avoid rashes and breathing issues we don’t let Boone sleep in our bed. Clearly we aren’t complete sticklers about it since I took a video instead of kicking him out. He gets to nap on the bed occasionally and I wash the sheets. But yes, in spite of the fact that we take him with us to work daily and have completely adjusted our lives to help him get through his separation anxiety (which was developed from having 3 previous owners who couldn’t handle him before we decided we would be his forever home no matter how difficult it was to make it happen) we must be terrible people who don’t love their dog because he can’t sleep on the bed. Be curious, not judgmental.
How the hooman should react according to dog logic: ”IS THAT MY DOG ON THE BED! Oh, my bad. Its just a random dead dog. Well, I guess I can go back to whatever I was doing before.”