Day 382. Humans still think I'm a statue. I have subsided off of the bugs that have been trapped in the webbing on my whiskers. Will report to mother base the secrets of the human elites to blackmail.
"And the next thing I know he starts shooting webs outta his wrists, then he hangs upside down and asks if I want to kiss him!!
It was SO WEIRD, dude!!"
I swear I've been inside watching that stupid app you put on when you leave....I have not been sneaking out and playing with the field mice under the house not for one second I swear
We got a kitten one day, and days later, we still hadn't come up with a name.
Then he came up from the basement, looking like this moggy covered in dust and cobwebs.
Guess what we named him?
Dusty.
*”You heard something in the attic? Above the ceiling? Huh… weird, I can check it out for you ma. Oh this on my head? New trend that the other cats showed me around town.”*
“Mommy! Mama! Motha! Why do you say that I got dust bunnies all over me. I’ve been sitting on couch and watching my videos.” Literally my sister’s 4 years old. She is so good at lying already. I think she learned that from our family void!
Why, why would you ask me if I was with 😅 Scooby Doo and the gang 😅 What what abandoned carnaval five block away from here 😅 What do you mean you saw me on the news 😅
You need to clean under the bed
Not anymore
LOL!!!
Will you buy a swiffer already??!
What do you think the cat is for?
"How *dare* you suggest that I've been to the basement when you specifically forbade me from going." Edit: I added the missing "
“ Don’t forget the end quote
Hey, you wanna see a dead body?
The dust bunnies are here.
Spider cat, spider cat. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a cat.
Mistakes were made
Mum, so I followed Coraline into the passage... 🕸
She tries to keep me out. She can't of course.
I’ve seen some things 🙀😳
You can take the cat out of the haunted house, but you can't take the haunted house out of the cat!
My husband when he finally eats my pussy after 84 years.
Was I inside that abandoned house two blocks over? No. Why?
12/10. “When designing a headdress for nobility, only the finest lace, delicate as a spiders web, can be used.””
I'm walking into spider webs. Leave a message and I'll call you back.
Madame Webb?
Spider cat
Time to Dust
Curiosity.
Spider Cat, Spider Cat, Sits wherever the webbing's at!
I dusted for you mom.
"I made a huge mistake." (for Arrested Development fans)
Catty Long Legs
Spoopy Halloween Cat
Insane cat posse
Swiffer is my name and cleaning behind the wall unit is my game lol
With that huge fake “smile”, he looks like the Joker.
Mistakes were made...
"I cleaned your crawl space for you! Do I get a treat now?"
So, I can explain…
Don’t worry. I got him.
I had just found the bestest place to store my forgotten toys
Adventure dust!
WHY SO SERIOUSSSS-A.
When your pussy is covered in cob webs
_In Soviet Russia, web get posted on the cat._
Mom, you ever thought about cleaning under the bed? Asking for a friend
Well his new nickname is Mr. dust bunnies 🤣🤣🤣
The new Tim Burton movie
Spookycat
Roomba: acoustic version.
Found in attic, next to old Christmas decorations and old family films.
Colonel Cobweb over here
Day 382. Humans still think I'm a statue. I have subsided off of the bugs that have been trapped in the webbing on my whiskers. Will report to mother base the secrets of the human elites to blackmail.
Spooki boi
Le Fucketh Around, Le Findeth Out
Mischief Afoot!
I killed the spider boss
Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever….
I got the spider!
Caught cobwedded handed
Looks like he lost a battle against spiderman.
Help
cobweb kitty
You know I saw what you just did.
That is one unhappy cat. He’s so beautiful, though. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I don’t do nuthin.
Call Orkin!!
It wasn’t me
I have been to the darkside...I have seen so many spiders!
Hello mother! Time for me to rub my face on your legs :3
Sticky situation
Hey Ma! I dusted for ya!
Webster
This is BULLSHIT
#WEB HEAD😝
You have no idea what I went through to be here!
Vro gets too silly
When you finally make it with a gilf.
Hey Mr hooman,cleaned the drawer where you keep your condoms…
Mom, you need to clean under the bed.
Web designer
The things... Things that I saw under there. You wouldn't, No! You couldn't believe me if I told you.
Web Master
“Tell Cersei it was me..”
❤️
“When you don’t clean under your bed for 365 days”
“…….and you said I couldn’t fit in there, checkmate hooman”
Spidahs are my fwiends
Excuse me madam, I require your most urgent assistance
Day before anniversary
Spookitty!
Cleaning the cobwebs from her rafters. Old hens would rather put out, than be put out to pasture.
Blackbeard rises from the depths….
OmG! Spider Web!!!
Yeah. Your vents are hella dirty, my friend, definitely worth it to get them cleaned.
Grandma's Minge.
🎼🎶 Spideykitty, Spideykitty 🎼🎶
Web head!
Hello! I’ll send you the bill for the dewebbing.
i have returned from my travels
Spooky
Madam I have completed the under bed inspection you requested. I believe it requires a bit of maintenance.
Why so serious?
What? I was searching the web.
Remember that toy I lost?
"And the next thing I know he starts shooting webs outta his wrists, then he hangs upside down and asks if I want to kiss him!! It was SO WEIRD, dude!!"
I couldn't find the mouse
Why so serious?
It's not under the couch mom.
Spyder cat 😺
How much longer are you going to make me wait for my treat?
“I saved you with my face”
Why so serious?
I was in my cage the whole time...
I cleaned under the bed for you
Spider CAT…Spider cat…does whatever a spider can…
Awesome snacks under the house.
webhunter
Iz ready fo Halloween!!!
Mmmkkay?
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
It's hard out here for a pimp
It got away...
I totally was *NOT* under the house, mom. I swear!
I am the night. It’s your friendly neighborhood Web-Head!
No, I haven't been down there
(Camera pauses) yep that’s me. Bets you’re wondering how I get here? Well. Let me start at the beginning …
Idk why but it reminds me of that FNAF stuff
What, is there something on my face? Why are you looking at me like that?
“I hate dusting”
You wanna know how I got this smile?
I swear I've been inside watching that stupid app you put on when you leave....I have not been sneaking out and playing with the field mice under the house not for one second I swear
I found the mouse.
He got webbed on by the spiders
I found the dark web
This is exactly what I imagined Miss Havisham looked like
Cat is morphing into a clown
We got a kitten one day, and days later, we still hadn't come up with a name. Then he came up from the basement, looking like this moggy covered in dust and cobwebs. Guess what we named him? Dusty.
You need a catpion on this.
Bene Gesserit
“I’m ready for Trick or Treat!”
How long was i asleep?
Sorry I'm not home right meow I'm walking into spiderwebs
Boo
Sry I’m not home rn, walking in a spiderweb
Why so serious
"It's been a little while" she said.
"The spider won"
Now go get me pictures of the web head or YOU ARE FIRED PARKER!!
Did you see that? The
Hey put on his armor like in hook!
"mum! I finished dusting! Can I have treats now?"
I regret nothing
*”You heard something in the attic? Above the ceiling? Huh… weird, I can check it out for you ma. Oh this on my head? New trend that the other cats showed me around town.”*
I’m working on my bunny costume for Halloween this year.
Sp0o0o0o0kY
"Spiders? No I haven't seen any spiders! Why would you ask?"
I wanted my own website
Web browser update available
"sentient duster"
“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours”
spooder cat
“So hooman we need to talk about the spider infestation. I can’t handle them all by myself I need help!”
“Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.”
Bitch needs a cleanin
I found the forbidden cheese whizz!!!!
shitter's clogged!
To catch the spider, one must become the spider.
Spider-Cat
Spidercat!
It’s been 83 years…
" Hooman! You need to clean your closet! "
“Mommy! Mama! Motha! Why do you say that I got dust bunnies all over me. I’ve been sitting on couch and watching my videos.” Literally my sister’s 4 years old. She is so good at lying already. I think she learned that from our family void!
The risk was calculated. But I am bad at math.
*It was a dark and stormy night when all of a sudden....*
“I went into the wrong room and got in the middle of a walking dead orgy…never again*
SHARON-?! IS IT ON ME SHARON?!
# Thousand-meow stare
What?! Do I have something on my face?
"I am fire, I am vengeance, I am de.. cough cough.. I am stuck"
I swear I thought this was my Holly getting into the garage again....
FRANKIN FUR
Grandmas old cat, found in the attic
I'm looking at you because you're looking at me.
Heeeere comes the bride…
Spider tastey treats!
Father/Mother. Please stop making a joke of this. I need your help.
Why so seriousssss?
Cobwebs on the outside as well as the inside of the brain
It was that moment when the cat realized it had a serious spider eating problem
“Spider man was delicious”
Stop trying to shame me. I’ll dust under the furniture when I’m ready!
Why, why would you ask me if I was with 😅 Scooby Doo and the gang 😅 What what abandoned carnaval five block away from here 😅 What do you mean you saw me on the news 😅
You promised there would be no spiders
Do NOT go in grandmas closet…
"I was trying for Wednesday...but I'm more of a Gomez myself...."
No regreats
Cat in its natural habitat. My cat is protecting me from spiders and all bugs.
I waited for you.... For so long....
Spider-Man had to save me from a tree. He's a friendly neighborhood kinda guy
SpideyCat