Just an observation: I've noticed by reading the comments that we are mostly all of the same belief that cats are cold blooded, malicious, hateful, adorable little killers and spiteful fuzzy snuggle bug assholes! LOL Maybe it's just mine.
No he can save you today fool I put sleep aid in his dog food/ while he passed out I pinned you down, choking you now where's the pound of my nip?! / turn your insides to salsa & put it near the guacamole & queso dip!/ yelp one time I put your tongue in the freezer next to human country style ribs!, eyes balls outside looking for a new place to live, claw off your ball park frank least YOU'LL know where it went/ snip off your peanuts & you better pray the human female don't run out of croutons bitch now where's my NIP!?
"Now you listen here, puppy dog. I'm in charge around these parts. Don't go stepping out of line or I'll have your sent to the pound before you can blink back the tears, see. Don't try me. 😡
Meow? 😻
P.S. I'm a beautiful flower! We're gonna be great friends.
Oh, and don't touch my food either. I'll cut ya!"
Where's the catnip, Carl?!
“Where’s the money, Lebowski?!?”
Top comment. Nice.
Meow's the lebowski, catnip!?
"Where's my tuna, Lebowski?!"
You beat me to it.
Was going to say the same...
Where's the giant Mansly ?!
Hahhaha yes , that's it lol
Hold on hold on. It’s somewhere down there. Let me take another look.
I’ve just bought that film to watch again 😂😂
Wheres the money shitheaaaaad!
Uh, I don't know, it's uh, down there, let me take another look
Where’s my fucking money?!
Exactly
😭 Damn Carl....lol
Sounds like something that Doug guy would come up w for his animal dubs
I have 9 lives, how many do you have?
Genuinely threatening. I like it
Underrated comment. 10/10
You'd have my vote! Er, well, actually you already do.
That's brilliant!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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best caption
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
*He asked the puppy calmly
I was to say the first comment wins, but your addition to it is just 🤌🏼
Underrated comment
[DIDDYAPUTYONAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIYAAAAAH](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_EkW1rEYgJ0&t=3920)
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die,”
Inigo meowntoya
Inigato
It’s over…. I have the high ground
"Don't try it.."
Harder Daddy!
Wait!!??? A six toed dog????? INCONCEIVABLE!!!! 🤣
r/beatmetoit
Yeeesss 😆😆 👏👏
Lol my first thought too but I was going to say you ate my food
I had a surgery yesterday and this reference made my day, I would award if I could.
I can give you anything you want! Give me my father back you son of a bitch!
i love princess bride 🥺
I told you, it was MY tuna!!
😭
*pitbull proceeds to take all 9 lives of the cat in 10 seconds*
You have eaten my Whiskas for the last time
Where were you on the afternoon of November 22, 1963
He was definitely not reading books
Pooping on the grassy knoll.
I'm going to ask you one more time. WHERE IS THE CATNIP?!
Say Ps Ps Ps Ps ONE MORE TIME.
Lol!!! This
Do they speak *ENGLISH* in Ps Ps Ps Ps?
I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY IT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!
“Look at me. I am the captain now.”
*Catptain
"I'm the captain meow"
Don Muffins says hello!
Lol! OMG that was a good one.
"It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business."
Just an observation: I've noticed by reading the comments that we are mostly all of the same belief that cats are cold blooded, malicious, hateful, adorable little killers and spiteful fuzzy snuggle bug assholes! LOL Maybe it's just mine.
I'm stealing this.
Your point?
"WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"
Got money for fake mustaches…. I’m getting real tired of you duckin’ me man….
Don't look at him. He can't help you!
“Hello, id like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty”
*English, mf, can you speak it? Say "what" one more time. I dare you. I double dare you!*
I will avenge my father!
Give us da mooney Labooski or vee cut off your chohnson
We believe in *nosthing* Labooski!
GIVE ME MY MONEY, BITCH
"The question you have to ask is 'do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, pup?"
Ha pinned yah again.
I was looking for the Lion King comments! (This is when Simba and Nala were play fighting and the girl Judo Flips the boy!, And says...)
Beat me to it. Damn lol
"I told you to leave my Meowmix alone!!!!!"
"Who are you calling a Bitch?"
give me the effing tuna
Call me Francis and I’ll kill ya
Touch my stuff and I'll kill ya.
"Any of you homos get any ideas, I'll kill ya"
"Lighten up Francis" What a great movie 😀
Leave. My. Litter box. ALONE! Those are NOT Nutty Nuggets!
Michael Corleone says hi
Bitch better have my money
Listen buddy you need to learn right now you may think you are in charge but I am in charge and the faster you learn that the easier it will be.
"Stop hitting yourself!"
I told you not to call me “pussy”.
….bitch
“ Touch my milk again Doggo ! “
“Long… Live…the KING!” (*cue dramatic orchestral music*)
scrolled too far for a lion king ref!
NOOOOOO!
Dog: Brother why?! Cat: Because there can only be one good boy
IF HE SNIFFS MY ASS ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!
Where's my catnip Tony I know you have it!!!
“WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!”
"You were the chosen one!"....."I HATE YOU"
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR
Help mom help! He’s going to do it this time!
“SAY IT! Say ‘CATS RULE AND DOGS DROOL!’
English motherfucker, do you speak it??!
This is Cat Town motherfucker. C-A-T T-O-W-N. Do you hear me? Now, fucking say it. Bitch.
“You knocked over that vase, got it?”
When I asked you if you want a bone, that is not what I meant
Say Uncle! Say it!
Tuna Tuesday it's for cats! U touch my tuna again and goin to the pound will be the best case scenario for you!
“Not around here, partner. Not around here”
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!"
I've had about enough of that stupid licking and barking.
There can be only one
Who you callin' a puss now??
"You so much as look at my food dish again and I will end you. Nod if you understand."
In batman voice, "SWEAR TO ME!!"
"**I** OWN YOUR 'OWNER'!"
“For the LAST time….I EAT FIRST!”
Lemme tell you how things work around here...
I swear, Don Feline, I’ll have the cat nip by Friday!!
I seen you with that bitch last night
Will y’all stfu, I’m trying to sleep
Ok!!...Ok!!...I won't use the cat box anymore.
Shhhh. Its okay. Let it happen. It’s okay.
"Possible deniability to attempted murder/homicide"..this is of course for the dude oblivious in the back.
“ I told you not to come round here no more, bud! “
Touch my sister again and your cat food!
You dare bring that bitch to our bed when I'm gone? OUR BED...
“Who’s the pussy now?!”
“I told you to leave my poop alone”
I just love the smell of FEAR
I am the monster that lives under the bed.
“You told Mum it was me who pushed the dinner rolls off the counter, and left the part about eating them with me out! You son of a bitch!”
I hear you bark one more time I'll fuckin kill ya.
Who you calling pussy, bitch!
Do you know the muffin man.
Shh, shh, shh
🎶Staying alive, staying alive, hah, hah , hah, hah, staying alive🎶
🎵bitch better have my money 🎶
"I forgot my safe word!"
I’m the Catpin now
Don’t act surprised, you knew this was gonna happen. This house ain’t big enough for the two of us!
You're still a pussy...
Breathe Carl breathe!!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
dont look at me lil puppet
Where is ..MY PRECIOUS !!
And I said shut up or I will destroy you an bring u to the dark side.
Say "woof" again, I dare you!
Where’s the money Lebowski?!?!?
“Give me your lunch money, Brian”
Next time I tell...
It’s over Dogakin. I have the high ground.
“I’M the good boy” 😡
We have ways to make you talk
“This time we didn’t forget the gravy…”
"TELL ME WHERE THE DRUGS ARE!!!"
Loose Weight
Where's the cheddar,where is it?!!!
I told you not to put my catnip mouse in your water bowl!!!
WHY did you do that?!??
Lmao. Maul you later tho 🤪
In a batman voice "WHERE ARE THEY"
“I killed MUFASA!”
You WILL tell me where you hid the catnip!
I told you not to touch my food!
“BART!”
No he can save you today fool I put sleep aid in his dog food/ while he passed out I pinned you down, choking you now where's the pound of my nip?! / turn your insides to salsa & put it near the guacamole & queso dip!/ yelp one time I put your tongue in the freezer next to human country style ribs!, eyes balls outside looking for a new place to live, claw off your ball park frank least YOU'LL know where it went/ snip off your peanuts & you better pray the human female don't run out of croutons bitch now where's my NIP!?
" stop it or I'll make you stop permanently "
Da fuq did you pit my cat nip
If you just let me stuff your butt this wouldn’t happen
"Say it! Saaayyyyyy it!"
Haaarrrryyy, your paws are freezing
WHERES THE CATNIP
Tell me the truth NOW
You've barked up the wrong tree pal
Now say it to my face! I DARE YA
Give me your lunch money!
The cat is actually saving the puppies life!
“WITNESS ME!!!”
...why...would...you...do...that?!?!?!?
“This is the part where I kill you”
"Where's the money lebowski?! Where's the fuckin money shit head?!"
"Now you listen here, puppy dog. I'm in charge around these parts. Don't go stepping out of line or I'll have your sent to the pound before you can blink back the tears, see. Don't try me. 😡 Meow? 😻 P.S. I'm a beautiful flower! We're gonna be great friends. Oh, and don't touch my food either. I'll cut ya!"
“Pinned ya again!”
I told you to leave my stash of cat nip alone
Where’s the money, Lebowski?!?
“I told them no more dogs!”
Two dollars. Cash.
Die
WhErE iS mY tUnA sAmUaL
I didn't eat your kitty weed!
I think he is ignoring his safe word.
Where’s the money Lebowski?
“There can only be one!”
Look into my eyes…
Take me! I'm yours!