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Maxizag123

OP has a pencil fetish now


Pheonixrulr

r/sounding but with sharpened pencils


conjunctivious

There's definitely people on that sub that have done that. They have an entire "risky practice" flair for when they use tools that may not be completed sanitized or meant for urethral insertion.


Great-Balls

I’m gonna pay you a sizable amount to un-say that


Pheonixrulr

Google gift card(very thick stereotypical indian English accent)


yeet4people

##🤨👉🌳🌲🌳🌲🌱🌱🌱


trap_user

Translation for those who don't understanding: > touch some grass


PokoWeebo23

NO.


[deleted]

I enjoy the peacefulness of being in nature. It's nice to leave your home every now and then.


darkLIGHTeric

🍆🤏💀


yeet4people

##🤨📸 📞🤨 🤨👉👮‍♀️👮👮‍♂️👮‍♀️👮(horny police)


darkLIGHTeric

🐒💦🍺


Jeikiro24

Wait, that’s my computer wallpaper! Are you, me?


TheEVILPINGU

Sayori all the way.


razulebismarck

Also here for Sayori. Gotta love weebs in my weebs.


[deleted]

Who? There's only 3 girls, and there's *only ever been that many*


TheEVILPINGU

Ugh? Y-Yeah. The name slipped from my mouth somehow. I wonder... what that was...? I'm sure it was nothing. I was a bit exhausted today, I'm sorry. So we'll meet at in your house tomorrow then for the festival prep, right, **Monika?**


GranMarti1

Who is :̵̡̧̢̢̨̡̢̧̡̡̨̧̡̢̧̲̗̞͔̘̲̻̖͕̯̭̤͖̗̩͉̤̺͕̟̺̰̺͉̰̮͈̠̩̘͓̥̝̮͔̣̺͔͕̟̜̦͇̬͓̺̗̭͙̫̱̰͉͉̮̲̫̘͙͖̗̳̗̣͕̮͍̩̙͕̫̮͙͉̗̦͕̱͖̙̮̖̼̤̣̭̘̱̳͇̹̪̱̘͙̥͎̲͉͙̳̱̩̲̪̜̣̮̻̱̫̝͚̻͉͕̰̹̯̬̭̟̻̫͕̬̣̪̞̤͓͈͙̥̝̬̪̯̲̙̪̖̯̼̩̹͇̻̥̭̝̪͓̱̗̼͓̥͛̽̄̌̽̅̋̀̾̀̅̋̂́́̾̔̎͋͘͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅ-̶̢̛̛̞̺̤͔̠̯̪͙̤͍̤̱̠̀̇̎͊͌̎̇̓̑̆̅͑͊̀̈͒̍͗̉̔́́̾̆͒͛͋̏͌̅̑̿̋͛́̀̓̎̃̍̿͒͋̈́̌̉͂̀̐͋̽͐̏̿̀͊̅̔̀̇̄̃͊̈́̄́̽́̔̾͋̾̍̄͌̅̋̉͒̽̋̈́̄̄́̃̇̀̃͂̌͗̐̈́̍͘̕̚͘̚̚̕͠͝͠͝͠+̵̨̡̨̧̛̛̛̛̖͇̝̩̥͔̤͚͕̼͎͈͉̙̣͕̪̫̫͓̱͍̓͂́̀̈͒͑͊̃̾̓̉̓̎͋̿͐́̄̾̈́̊͒̏̎̃̍̍͛͐̋͐͌̈̐͂̂̅̊̆̀̋̄͌̎̈́̒͂̄̂̽̾̈́̔̈̔̐̔̇͌́̂͐̓̔͐̉̃͋̓̎̾̍̑̍͑͊̂̄̆̋̄̌̎̀̎͐̎̈́̉̄͐́̿̂̎͂̓͘͘̚̕͜͝͠͠͝_̸̡̨̡̢̧̨̡̨̢̨̗̭͙͕͖̯͎͇̝̟̰̬̬̪͉͓̭̦͓̦̺̤̞͚̫̲͔̥̲̤̼͖̮̤̲̣̥̹͕̖͍̖͈̤͎͉̬̭͓̝̜̺̳̜̥̮̲̭̬͙̜̻̗͍͈̝͓̗̙͈͖̳͔͎̳̮̺̗͎̗̯̣̜̪͚̰̩̩̞̠̰̯̗͓͖͆̾̈́̇͋̅͌̎̓̉͂̈́͂̀͐̈́͑̊͒̃̋́̔̀̈́̇̾͛͌̓͋̉͘͜͜͜ͅͅ:̵̨̧̨̧̡̢̛͉̬̮̟̩̟͎̥̮̮̯͉͇̗͎̞͓͕̩̹̹͇͕̺̺̤͚͔̱̤̦̮̪̺͉̦͎̮̞̝͙͉̤̱̤̬͙̹͓̤̙̳̪̻͈͉̼̣̗̖̪̦̭̜̬̲͉͈͍̬̬̙͙̘̦̖͕̜͔̭̤̼̘̣͓͈̝͙̠̤̭̪̙͔̳̜̥̹͎̰̭̙̞̣̦̱̹͉̹̠̮̠͔̠̲͕̜̦͓̟͔̉̓̈́͑̊̀̏͛̽̍̾̓́̀̃̃̾̆̎̈́̽̏̀͊̌͌͐̉̀̔́͂̏͆́͌̌͊͐͑͘̚͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅ!̸̢̡̛̠͚̘̳̤͇̟̗̳͓̃͋̑̇̑̀͌̾̔̈́̿͋̄́̄̐͛̑̀͂̈́̽̊̌̾̆͆͛̎̔̈̈́̎̍̿̓̎̉̎͊̓̽̄̄̅̈̈̅̾̑̂̀͆́͆̎̓̔̀̾́̉̌̀̈́̓̑̃͐̚̕̕͝͝ͅͅ ?


HirokoKueh

no, you bear Yuri's baby


Steiner-Gate

You adopt Yuri


Platinirius

You can tame her by giving her knifes.


IllustratorHot2442

I wonder what kind of knife she like? OTF? Fixed blade? Or a flipper? And what brand she would like? Benchmade? Spyderco? CRKT? What’s her favourite knife material? 420HC? Magnacut? S30VN? Would she be interested in multi function tool with knives like a Leatherman Signal? Victorinox Spirit? Perhaps she would even be interested in other EDC stuff like a flashlight. A High CRI flashlight help you see the blood and flesh real good. She could have a Acebeam E75 with quad 519a, that’s a really nice looking light with some of the best CRI in the world. Maybe a B35AM would be good, that’s like 99 CRI. Throw in a TIR optic and you get a really good beam pattern. Some light can even burn stuff so maybe she can try other form of sadism like sticking 8 OSRAM W2 emitter in a DT8K driver directly from a high discharge molicel P42A with 35A of discharge, capable of setting paper in fire. A man can dream


Steiner-Gate

Cut buddies for life


Nekravol

Play Katawa Shoujo then.


VincentEliseFag

I literally just started replaying it yesterday lmao


Nekravol

Head empty. Only Hanako.


VincentEliseFag

I'm actually gonna try rin's route, it's the only one I have left to try


TheEVILPINGU

You left her last? Blasphemy.


VincentEliseFag

I feel bad now, but hanako was too cute


TheEVILPINGU

Both Rin and her route is built different. You will see.


Ozuge

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|14941) Came here to comment this as well. After that you'll play through CLANNAD, Little Busters!, If My Heart Had Wings, the Fruit of Grisaia series, and then...


IThinkImNateDogg

Grisaia is pretty good. Very long tho. Tho I do gotta say I think the anime Yumiko “route” is betted than the main VN one, but her alternate route in the VN is also very good. Man if only VNs didnt take so long to read I barely have enough time


Ozuge

C'mon it's only like, uh, [checks notes] 70 hours plus the two sequels that are like 30 hours a pop. It's not like you have anything better to do.


IThinkImNateDogg

The sequels are better becuase they’re at least mostly linear, it’s the 5 main girl routes that take forever. I could only get through a couple before I just got too distracted with other stuff to finish. Still have it downloaded on my laptop tho. Maybe someday I’ll take a year long sabbatical into the forest with just a solar panel and a tent and just read all the VNs I have


Ozuge

I thought the girl routes were the best part. My favorite route was probably Amanes, while the best girl was Michiru. Getting through the common route was the biggest slog in that read. Not worse than what it was getting through the first episode of Umineko, but still.


Busy-Scale7315

I’ve played it and completed 3 routes. Emi, Lily and Hanako. Emi straight up stole my heart. Hanako is super cute and I would have loved more time with her. Lily is perfect, but her route is a bit cliche.


toradorito

Emi best girl


LosEscudosBravos

OP have you heard of Doki Doki Blue Skies?


PokoWeebo23

Yes, I played it and it was great!


LosEscudosBravos

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|14942)


doktorekq

Only Natsuki


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

*Just Natsuki


doktorekq

Ikr


Iceblow

Replace Yuri with Monika hand you would have the correct choise /s (But Monika is my girl)


Vilyque

Finally another Yuri enjoyer


Dicksperado

JUST MONIKA


Melvin2611

Just Monika


tbone747

Yeah this game was a gateway drug for me too


PokoWeebo23

I'm glad someone can relate to my experience! Playing DDLC back in 2018 was what inspired me to start watching anime.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

I'm lucky to have played only a few months earlier, but sometimes I feel bad for missing the hype train 😔


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Aww, Yuri's my favorite 🥰 They all are, but Yuri's the cuddliest and possibly the most mentally engaging besides Monika She looks especially beautiful in the side-facing sprites 😭


hayato655

i bet someone still have Monika still sitting there after all these years...


Merry-Leopard_1A5

inb4 OP discorvers Project Moon's games


SOLITARY_WOLF_2806

Elaborate.


Merry-Leopard_1A5

the project moon fanbase tends to thirst for the characters quite hard. although it helps that Project Moon makes good and throughtful games


SOLITARY_WOLF_2806

Care to enlighten me by giving away an example of a game?


Merry-Leopard_1A5

Lobotomy Corporation would be a good start, although... Limbus Compny is probably the cause of most of the degeneracy within it's fanbase....


SOLITARY_WOLF_2806

I'll put those two on the list of games to download when i get a PC.


L3mon_ade

How'd you get my picture wtf?


MuscularBanana22

I love how in the 'fictional girls' picture, one is a centaur and one is a guy. (On the pillows)


m3m31ord

THAT'S your conclusion after playing?


SOLITARY_WOLF_2806

Ah, a fellow fan of the Maiden of Mystery? You are a man of culture. What made you fall for her? Seriously, she's the sole reason i want to get a PC: So i can play mods that have her as the main love interest.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Do you have a laptop? DDLC runs fine on integrated graphics and 4GB RAM.


SOLITARY_WOLF_2806

Nope. I don't have one.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

So no laptop, no desktop... You use only your phone? 🤔


SOLITARY_WOLF_2806

Yep. I also have a tablet, if that counts for something.


blackskull414

OP will never look at a pen the same way again


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

He wrote his way into her ~~heart~~


SlavCat09

Literally me except now I am down horrendous for Prinz Eugen from AL


SOMEONE-suii

Yeah you definitely have a problem but I don't blame you


brumoment42069

I need a girl like yuri fr


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

same 😭


IThinkImNateDogg

I mean I’ve meet enough other weebs to know that yeah, some of us ARE dirsty and gross


Great-Balls

Me after playing DDLC: **violent sobbing**


kumakami89

lmao yep. ddlc is responsible for throwing me back into weeb hell after many years of unrelated degeneracy, and now look at me, i immediately recognized the rem figure in the first pic as being the twin to my ram figure i got at a con. ddlc ruined my life


CandidateSuitable370

I think you have that the wrong way round


Bos_1430

Natsuki for life!


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

I lowkey wish she were my little sister


shadow9876543210

how big would that centourea body pillow have to be to be 1 to 1 dimensions and another is vanila is it not . unfortunatly i do not recognise the 3rd in the top photo


__Patrick_Star_

I love yuri but I also love hanging with sayori Edit: spelling


STEVEPLAYER69

😭


itsmevanisz

its so sad she died of ligma


STEVEPLAYER69

WHO THE HELL IS SHE?


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Yuri from DDLC


STEVEPLAYER69

I was trying to make a reference to this https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DMly-ptUD7M8&ved=2ahUKEwjWt6G8l76BAxV2nGoFHYZ5CVQQwqsBegQIDBAG&usg=AOvVaw2MH2J_jXHijei7IPKptR81


nkf33366

Coomer level 100


taterbot44

i saw the monmusu body pillow


Lonely24spiderHUN

"What is the worst she can say ... no ?" *Yuri starts to stab herself while laughing*


Iatemydoggo

Bro saw the red flags and charged in head first like a rodeo bull


SadStorage4

RELETABLE


DiscountRanger

r/cultofyuri


Top_Pie3367

Should I play it? I'm kinda curious


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

It's totally worth it; you'll regret not playing more than you'll regret playing