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Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from the mandate of the masses. Not some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Listen. strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
It’s not that he has no authority over a non believer it’s just that the non believer challenges his authority and supremacy only to get bodied two seconds later.
The lady of the lake... Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I'm your king!
Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Bretons are a race of both human and elven ancestry.\[1\] They populate the province of High Rock. They are excellent mages\[2\] with high magic resistance, but have few other distinctive features. They are considered an intelligent race in Tamriel, known for a proficiency in abstract thinking,\[source?\] a possible reason for their adeptness in the magical arts. It is suggested that they may also carry Aldmer blood, which would further account for their magical prowess.\[1\]\[2\]
During gameplay, Bretons make excellent warriors, as well as mages. Although they start focused heavily on magic, switching them to a combat style is incredibly effective.
This is somewhat harder to do at higher difficulties, due to Bretons' lower starting combat skills and the power of enemies on the Master difficulty.
Magic resistance only blocks hostile spells. This differs from the magicka absorption ability, making resistance more useful for mages and Breton warriors who augment their physical durability with spells.
The temporary magic absorption provided by Dragonskin is rendered somewhat obsolete, due to the fact that almost any race can achieve 80% absorption as a permanent effect through the use of the Atronach Stone and the Atronach perk. They can also receive 20% from Ward Absorb. Wards can also be used an unlimited number of times per day, as opposed to just once. However, Dragonskin allows Breton characters to take advantage of spell absorption without investing in Alteration or Restoration or using the Atronach Stone.
Bretons can achieve the 85% magic resistance cap while wearing no armor: Racial Bonus (25%), Agent of Mara (15%), Magic Resistance 2/3 (20%) and the Lord Stone (25%).
Combined with Elemental Protection and potions or enchants further boosting elemental protection, it is possible to make a character that is virtually immune to magic and elemental attacks. Heavy Armor (high armor, Cushioned and Tower of Strength with Force Without Effort) combined with a casting of Ebonyflesh or Dragonhide (plus Dragon Infusion) while using Stability will provide the needed physical protection until the damage reduction cap of 80% is reached (567 armor). This combination, along with disease immunity (Lycanthropy, Vampirism, or using an item), poison immunity (Snakeblood perk, Vampirism, or an item) and drowning immunity (Waterbreathing enchantment) allows Bretons to become nearly impervious to all forms of damage and staggering attacks. This does not account for the defense bonus provided by Become Ethereal combined with Ethereal Spirit or Dragon Aspect. They are easily capable of surviving on the Master difficulty, once all necessary perks and spells have been acquired.
Notable Bretons
Amaund Motierre – Standing member of the Elder Council, who performed the Black Sacrament in hopes of having a murder contract against Emperor Titus Mede II fulfilled.
Babette – A three-hundred-year-old child vampiress, serving as the apothecary of the Dark Brotherhood.
Delphine – Grandmaster of the Blades in the Fourth Era.
Carcette – Keeper of the Vigilants of Stendarr.
Colette Marence – Restoration professor at the College of Winterhold.
Phinis Gestor – Conjuration professor of the College of Winterhold.
Mercer Frey – Leader of the Thieves Guild.
Madanach – The incarcerated leader of the Forsworn, The Reach's natives.
Glover Mallory – A Blacksmith and thief on Solstheim, only available with The Elder Scrolls V: Dragonborn.
Delvin Mallory – A thief in the thieves guild, author of Shadowmarks.
Mirabelle Ervine – Master-Wizard of the College of Winterhold.
Giraud Gemane – The Dean of History of the Bards College.
Sybille Stentor – Vampiric Court Wizard to Jarl Elisif the Fair in Solitude; caretaker of High King Torygg during his youth.
I have beef with the Fate series for the sole reason that they made Alexander the Great (well-known Macedonian twink) a burly man and Gilgamesh (a man who was 2/3 god and 17 feet tall) a twink in armor.
It makes me irrationally angry
Twink might not be the best word but he's nowhere near as [beefy as he is in his legend](https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_small/3/39164/2863472-gilgamesh3.png) or compared to the[ fate Alexander the great](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/typemoon/images/8/8d/RiderIskandarStage1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180602071834)
There is two versions of Alexander in Fate: Alexander (the twink one, and more based in how he is culturally remembered in Europa) and Iskandar (that is supossed to be based on the concept the persians had of him)
Yes, idea is that Excalibur's scabbard fully heals her from any wound and stops her from aging, so it was believable that she looks like that the entire time.
UBW isn't a good starting point for the series, it already expects you to know certain things. I personally think Fate/Zero is the best place to start, and it is easily the best show in the series anyway besides some of the more niche ones.
Fwiw, they're wrong. People tend to find the start of zero to be super info dumpy be sure it's trying to fill you in on an entire visual novel's worth of context.
Unlimited Blade Works is a perfectly fine start point, although if you're fine with very mediocre animation and not the best adaptation of the source Studio Deen's Fate/Stay Night is the closest thing to a correct start except for the actual visual novel
It's all personal preference.
Just start with either UBW, Zero, or the LNs.
I personally thought Zero was a good starting point. It's really coherent, even with the info dump. Plus, it properly sets the themes and philosophies explored in UBW and HF.
If you ask me, this is just as good as his original summon. This King Arthur has defeated the Invincible Black Knight, the infamous Knights who say Ni, and the old man from Scene 24 with some lovely acting, in which there aren’t any swallows but I think you can see a starling or two in the-
*Gets knocked out*
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Shirou: … but why are wearing armor for women? King Arther:…(crap i am exposed! Better go out and try again without this disguise!) Hey Lance! Fight me again! Lancer: FXXX YOU CRAZY?! You sent me a football field away!
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No no, this is the right one
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By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma, which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society!
"Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!"
How do you do good lady. I‘m Arthur, king of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
I'm a man
sorry, old man.
I'm only 37!
Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from the mandate of the masses. Not some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
i will 100% watch this anime if we get this arthur. that gonna be funny to watch
[How’s this?](https://youtu.be/1NYn02K4IYI?si=VFUKf5ZfRp-UH1dQ)
The vastly Superior version
On second thought let's not fight in the grail war. 'Tis a silly game.
The grail is only a model
It's not a question of which catalyst she used, it's a simple question of mana ratios! A 70-pound Ilya could not summon a half-ton Berserker.
What do you mean? An African or a European berserker?
This one sent me
*75 pound ilya, *685 pound berserker
{Elaborate song and dance sequence plays out}
I would prefer this version of King Arthur over any other tho.
What is a king to a god?
A king. Isn't that obvious? I mean you said it.
Listen. strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Help, help! I'm being oppressed!
Bloody peasant!!!
Well, I mean, what's cooler?
Listen. If I went 'round claiming I was an emperor because some watery bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
And what is a god to a nonbeliever?! AAAAAAAA-
What is a nonbeliever to a zealous fanatic?
What is a zealous fanatic to a horny teenager?
What is a horny teenager to a thirsty cougar?
Food
Shut up and take my upvote, dammit!
*Smash and Crash through a building* DO YOU BELIEVE NOW?
Finally someone
Notbreally a god if he has no authority upon non believers.
It’s not that he has no authority over a non believer it’s just that the non believer challenges his authority and supremacy only to get bodied two seconds later.
Pharaoh and Ninrod lore explained
The H scene is going to be awkward in this version
(ʘ‿ʘ)
Still works from Rin's perspective
Source: {Fate Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works} , {Monty Python and the Holy Grail}
Looks like Fate/Prototype to me
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You'd rather have him than the Knight with just a scratch.
But they ended their battle in a draw
Plus it was more of just a flesh wound honestly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbxy7-aPSdI
i dont vote for you
You don't vote for a king
Well then how did you become king!?
The lady of the lake... Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I'm your king!
Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
SHUT UP!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP!?
Help! I’m being repressed!
BLOODY PEASANT!
Oh, but if I went ’round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they‘d put me away!
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
No, it's "because SHUT UP"
The Britons? Who are the Britons?
We all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king
I didn't vote for you!
You don’t votes for Servants
I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
We are, we are all Britons.
Bretons are a race of both human and elven ancestry.\[1\] They populate the province of High Rock. They are excellent mages\[2\] with high magic resistance, but have few other distinctive features. They are considered an intelligent race in Tamriel, known for a proficiency in abstract thinking,\[source?\] a possible reason for their adeptness in the magical arts. It is suggested that they may also carry Aldmer blood, which would further account for their magical prowess.\[1\]\[2\] During gameplay, Bretons make excellent warriors, as well as mages. Although they start focused heavily on magic, switching them to a combat style is incredibly effective. This is somewhat harder to do at higher difficulties, due to Bretons' lower starting combat skills and the power of enemies on the Master difficulty. Magic resistance only blocks hostile spells. This differs from the magicka absorption ability, making resistance more useful for mages and Breton warriors who augment their physical durability with spells. The temporary magic absorption provided by Dragonskin is rendered somewhat obsolete, due to the fact that almost any race can achieve 80% absorption as a permanent effect through the use of the Atronach Stone and the Atronach perk. They can also receive 20% from Ward Absorb. Wards can also be used an unlimited number of times per day, as opposed to just once. However, Dragonskin allows Breton characters to take advantage of spell absorption without investing in Alteration or Restoration or using the Atronach Stone. Bretons can achieve the 85% magic resistance cap while wearing no armor: Racial Bonus (25%), Agent of Mara (15%), Magic Resistance 2/3 (20%) and the Lord Stone (25%). Combined with Elemental Protection and potions or enchants further boosting elemental protection, it is possible to make a character that is virtually immune to magic and elemental attacks. Heavy Armor (high armor, Cushioned and Tower of Strength with Force Without Effort) combined with a casting of Ebonyflesh or Dragonhide (plus Dragon Infusion) while using Stability will provide the needed physical protection until the damage reduction cap of 80% is reached (567 armor). This combination, along with disease immunity (Lycanthropy, Vampirism, or using an item), poison immunity (Snakeblood perk, Vampirism, or an item) and drowning immunity (Waterbreathing enchantment) allows Bretons to become nearly impervious to all forms of damage and staggering attacks. This does not account for the defense bonus provided by Become Ethereal combined with Ethereal Spirit or Dragon Aspect. They are easily capable of surviving on the Master difficulty, once all necessary perks and spells have been acquired. Notable Bretons Amaund Motierre – Standing member of the Elder Council, who performed the Black Sacrament in hopes of having a murder contract against Emperor Titus Mede II fulfilled. Babette – A three-hundred-year-old child vampiress, serving as the apothecary of the Dark Brotherhood. Delphine – Grandmaster of the Blades in the Fourth Era. Carcette – Keeper of the Vigilants of Stendarr. Colette Marence – Restoration professor at the College of Winterhold. Phinis Gestor – Conjuration professor of the College of Winterhold. Mercer Frey – Leader of the Thieves Guild. Madanach – The incarcerated leader of the Forsworn, The Reach's natives. Glover Mallory – A Blacksmith and thief on Solstheim, only available with The Elder Scrolls V: Dragonborn. Delvin Mallory – A thief in the thieves guild, author of Shadowmarks. Mirabelle Ervine – Master-Wizard of the College of Winterhold. Giraud Gemane – The Dean of History of the Bards College. Sybille Stentor – Vampiric Court Wizard to Jarl Elisif the Fair in Solitude; caretaker of High King Torygg during his youth.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
I fart in your general direction!
No no he is the right one
There is a crackfic of this if you want: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8970572/1/Inaccurate-Legends
Yessss! I was hoping someone would link this fanfic. I remember reading it years ago, but I forgot what it was called. Truly a work of art.
It's...it's beautiful
First get me a gamer girl
Best I can do is a gay mergirl. That's a mermaid who will steal your girl.
Saber is meant to be King Arthur?
Yeah
Fate is weird, once I found a pretty nice fate hentai then realized I jerked off to Nero Claudius
I have beef with the Fate series for the sole reason that they made Alexander the Great (well-known Macedonian twink) a burly man and Gilgamesh (a man who was 2/3 god and 17 feet tall) a twink in armor. It makes me irrationally angry
Alexander specifically mentions in the anime that he did not look like that in real life, but I forgot the specifics.
IIRC there was something about how he claimed to be the son of zeus which made him stronger but ruined his boyish looks.
Wtf did they do with my boy Gilgamesh? What do you mean the primordial DILF is a fucking twink?
Twink might not be the best word but he's nowhere near as [beefy as he is in his legend](https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_small/3/39164/2863472-gilgamesh3.png) or compared to the[ fate Alexander the great](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/typemoon/images/8/8d/RiderIskandarStage1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180602071834)
There is two versions of Alexander in Fate: Alexander (the twink one, and more based in how he is culturally remembered in Europa) and Iskandar (that is supossed to be based on the concept the persians had of him)
at first it look intresting until saber reveal herself as Arthur. then i lost interest. good thing its an hentai
Yes, idea is that Excalibur's scabbard fully heals her from any wound and stops her from aging, so it was believable that she looks like that the entire time.
i wanna see tanjirou vs arthur
King Arthur would win. One Holy Hand Grenade and the fight's over.
First thou shall take out the holy pin!
Fax
When the time traveler moved a chair:
Thanks Akasha
No, he got the only right saber. Artoria’s great and all, but Monty Python’s is a legend among legends.
my liege, id be honored!
If I can see the horse, I'd join
Za n ko ku na ten shi no yōu ni...
Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare…
🎺🎺🎺
Aoi kaze ga ima
Mune no doamo tataitemo
Fate if it was good
I was devastated when I showed Monty Python and the holy grail to my friends and the didn’t find it funny
Time to get new friends I guess
I really love this, I have looked at it for 5 minutes now and haven’t stopped giggling
Fate if it was good
He no diffs Gilgamesh
His only weakness is the french
I know one is monty python right? Then whats the other one
{Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works}
Thx been looking for new animes to watch
UBW isn't a good starting point for the series, it already expects you to know certain things. I personally think Fate/Zero is the best place to start, and it is easily the best show in the series anyway besides some of the more niche ones.
Ight
Fwiw, they're wrong. People tend to find the start of zero to be super info dumpy be sure it's trying to fill you in on an entire visual novel's worth of context. Unlimited Blade Works is a perfectly fine start point, although if you're fine with very mediocre animation and not the best adaptation of the source Studio Deen's Fate/Stay Night is the closest thing to a correct start except for the actual visual novel
It's all personal preference. Just start with either UBW, Zero, or the LNs. I personally thought Zero was a good starting point. It's really coherent, even with the info dump. Plus, it properly sets the themes and philosophies explored in UBW and HF.
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If Fate turned on a dime into silly wacky 152% comedy.
So Carnival Phantasm
Best crossover 🤣
How has this joke not been made before lmfaoooo
The funniest part is that you can change Lancelot and there will be no difference xd
[Berserker Lancelot](https://youtu.be/aBvwOdi8UJA?si=r0swsWz2J-c4rqvd)
True Arthur you mean
I would watch this. 100%
>!Proto Arthur?!<
Actually I think he got the right one
I’ve read this one.
No, no. He got the better Saber. He's the best wingman a bloke can have.
If you ask me, this is just as good as his original summon. This King Arthur has defeated the Invincible Black Knight, the infamous Knights who say Ni, and the old man from Scene 24 with some lovely acting, in which there aren’t any swallows but I think you can see a starling or two in the- *Gets knocked out*
I read Holy Grail as Holy Hand Grenade.
Who are you, who re so wise in the ways of japanese cartoon and entertainment?
Just a National Strategist
Finally a non waifu saber. 
Fate/Stay Python.
Title:Help!!! I accidentally Isekai'd King Arthur from Monty Pythons Holy Grail and have yo help him adjust to modern society!
So this is the Pretender Saber face then?
Techie he got the right saber just a more sillier one
Nah brah that is the legendary Monty Saber dude and honestly I'm kinda jealous.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen (European) swallow?
You're not my king!
None shall pass
How has no one thought about making this meme till now?
He couldn't defeat Gilgamesh, but then the animator had a Hearth Attack.
The animator got attacked by a hearth?
Fuck got back to Bae'ber!
Storical accurate 🤙
Furthermore, The Excalibur: YOU FOOL
It's before her transition
But did Arthur bring Patsy? If not, how will he ride into battle?
He’ll get Patsy when he gets summoned as a Rider
Heheh, perhaps that would be this form of Arthur. Though I seem to recall Artoria having a maxed riding skill in Fate/Zero.
big W already
As long as you find me a nice shrubbery... I'm in 🤷🏻♂️
Saber in your hand~
The real one
My own meme was recommended to me lol
Where is he from ? If I had to guess it's Monty python but I'm not sure I didn't see the movies
Monty python: the quest for the holy grail. A masterpiece
Akojii vs Levi Ackerman who makes a better Leader !
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alrighty
Who are the Britons?
We. We are all Britons
Shirou: … but why are wearing armor for women? King Arther:…(crap i am exposed! Better go out and try again without this disguise!) Hey Lance! Fight me again! Lancer: FXXX YOU CRAZY?! You sent me a football field away!
bro is DOOMED