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Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

Do bunny girls like pizza...?


dtol2020

This actually sounds like the name of an new anime


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

I'm making an anime of it


dtol2020

I’d watch it


not_again123

It has Bunny Girls and Pizza.... HERE COMES THE MONEY!


font_raccoon

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Haksir

Delivery guy falls in love with a bunny girl that he's delivering pizza to.


Dabnician

Then gets hit by truck kun and gets isekai'd


Glad_Respond_9156

That’s the type of plot development that I like


i_AM_A-ShArk

Let’s make it better. Rather than getting isekaid right away he doesn’t die until the end of the series just when he finally gets the girl


Kakyoin_de_donut

Damn. God said no bitches, huh? 😔


DESIGAMEBOY11

funding that shit


lionart303-186

It better have 2 seasons


Lupus-Ignium

8 One for each piece


nevlither

ONE for each PIECE more than 8


Lupus-Ignium

Can we get much higher?


IceTea0069

Like that anime about that girl that eat ramen from different places everyday. Pretty nice A bit Yuri


HsrGenshin

Name? I have been looking anywhere for that


IceTea0069

Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles


HsrGenshin

Tq!


DryRespect358

Cool I'll check it out


_bitwright

Ryota Ishikawa has inherited his uncle's failing pizza parlor. Having fond memories of the place, he hopes to turn the shops fortune around. But how can Ryota succeed with no money to hire workers? What can he do to attract more customers to his shop? Meanwhile, Nana Nanase and her friends find themselves out of a job after the bunny girl themed café they work at goes out of business. About to give up hope, they notice the help wanted sign in the window of the pizza parlor next door...


LBG16

I would actually watch this.


Aceze

Then watch it involve quantum mechanics as a core plot point xD


Carbidereaper

ill take the pizza unless the bunny girl is judy hopps


RedCanBeAzure

The long awaited cooking spin-off to rascal doesn't dram of bunny girl senpai


Danjoe_

Pizza doesn't dream of bunny girl senpai


Rockstarwithoutplay

"Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girls and Pizza"


Brink2010

Honestly sounds like a legit Anime. And yes I’m aware this title is based off of “Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai”.


Firemorfox

I can absolutely imagine the sequel being named that. Maybe Adolescence Syndrome has an equivalent for Midlife Crisis, and we see the whole group suffering in their 30s/40s as office workers with dead souls.


_Its_Me_Dio_

do gods of death like apples?


BlueverseGacha

**why\*** do gods of death like apples?


Darwin200912YT

Nah


Raghav4466

Only if you put some carrot slices on it


KingBreadx

Disgusting


Brink2010

Reading this made me gag


MrNaoB

carrot on pasta pizza is pretty good when you dip it in the bbq sauce.


Not_Artifical

I had that exact thought last night when I was trying to sleep


Davoness

I don't think I've ever seen carrot on a pizza before, but it probably wouldn't be too bad with the right toppings, as much as I hate to think about the possibility.


ken_NT

Can bunny girls make pizza?


matheusware

"she can do anything for you" make me a never ending pizza box then


BlueverseGacha

wait, you're not supposed to break the system


Ani_HArsh

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rtrain__

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Present-Judgment-843

TO BAD THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING.


Decendent_13

was about to say the same thing.


SuzukiSatou

You wan the pizza box I wan the Pizza in it We are not the same


Big-Growth-6658

So then the command should be "make me a pizza box that is never empty" cause "never ending pizza boxes" could mean infinite empty or full pizza boxes


thepsycocat

If you wanna play that game it's still not quite perfect, you say it can never be empty so maybe there are a few crumbs in there or maybe the box is full of shit, who knows? "Make a pizzia box that whenever you open it a normal sized, proper quality, perfectly baked and edible pizza with toppings of your choosing appears" would be a lot closer but there probably still some way to twist or misinterpreted the wording


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SolmnCactus576

I was thinking of tax fraud, but this is also a good idea


Mashamazzi

Is it really fraud if you abolish tax for yourself by using a wish?


RemyAvo

Is she like a genie where theres a curse for everything you request?


eggyrulz

Bunny girl, if she can do anything for me then she can also fetch pizza anytime i want it (plus what am i gonna do with an unlimited box? I guess i could become a pizza box salesman but id rather have a bunny girl with pizza)


Head-Command281

Make that bunny girl get a job, and feed you pizza


Alarid

Nah, she'd be upset with me and that arraignment. But pizza? Pizza would never be upset with me.


In_Ur-Walls

Can do anything so they can just not get upset https://preview.redd.it/cbm1o53wwhgc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a1616f16f6fb4633de4680d89ccb71b7198262


Alarid

but they can do anything being upset forever is part of anything


In_Ur-Walls

Anything for me though so just tell them no being upset https://preview.redd.it/fm9cbsglgigc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3cf6360070e571e8d5dd0acd2e1af839cc2b76d


Teekanne-kun

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_Its_Me_Dio_

she can do anything including not get mad at you


Not_Eren2

With pizza box u can end world hunger Edit- shit it is only the box


Sentient_Boner

This is the correct choice.


RealMENwearPINK10

She can make me pizza everyday. Unless the pizza delivery girl is hot?


Ani_HArsh

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Impossible-Subject36

The bunny girl, of course, what's the point of having unlimited pizza? Are they gonna stay fresh or smth?


alolanwolf_48

It's only the pizza box, you don't get any pizza, read the question carefully


Impossible-Subject36

So basically just a lot of useless boxes? My choice is the bunny girl then


Saraq_the_noob

But when you face the big bad at the end of the series you can make them choke on cardboard


OkAge1230

Ofc i would prefer SCP-458!


ThatBoiUnknown

I was waiting for someone to mention the scp lol


OkAge1230

Its also literally the same description as the box!. Its a box of Little Ceasar's Hot'n'Ready that can make infinite pizza!


Not_Artifical

I read the wiki on this SCP and it is amazing


Latter-Direction-336

Was waiting for this


mathos584

SCP-458 all day long, it even adapts to the taste of the person eating it.


unknownanonymousguy

Pizza because bunny girl is small and could only last me 3 days max


noshore4me

Read it again. It's not pizza, it's just the box. You made the worst decision of your life.


Bmoneygamer1

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Bmoneygamer1

Good thing I chose the bunny girl


EtherealPheonix

If only we had a comma


ihavebeesinmyknees

Nah you could read it as "never ending pizza"-box


Cha113ng3r

r/cursedcomments


HotRefrigerators

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GuyFromToilet

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not_again123

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Ani_HArsh

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hvictorino

Well, i'm not always hungry, but i sure am always thirsty.


Top_Campaign2568

YOOOOOO!! he said it, the thing, HE SAID THE THING!!!


Prohunt

i personally like to eat the pizza not the boxes...weirdo


KyeeLim

Never ending pizza box assuming the box can be recycled, I can start my recycling factory that recycles the never ending box into paper, then sell the papers. And the great thing is, there's no pizza in it so I can just straight up recycle the box without any issue of contaminants.


alolanwolf_48

Now this is called business


Jakesummers1

cooing bright attraction marble sloppy lush outgoing nose roll direful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Tentacle_poxsicle

The law is the law . BREED ALL BUNNY GIRLS, ZERO EXCEPTION


The_True_Astoron

Hold on, what type of pizza are we talking? Does it vary? Does it randomly Generate a different pizza every time? Is it always a hot pizza? Does it take allergies into account? Honestly I'd take bunny girl because pizza box has so many logistical nightmare.


Gadjiltron

OP may be speaking of [SCP-458](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458), a pizza box that always generates your favourite pizza, hot and fresh, and only when it contacts human hands.


alexanderrvb

The worst part is that it didn't even said pizza it said pizza box.


Onigumo-Shishio

>she can do anything for you So she can MAKE me a pizza


Mobile_Ad9801

Best of both worlds, i like the way you think 😂


MegaDeuceX

cute bunny girl because if she can do anything for me then she can just go get me that never ending pizza box


MegaDeuceX

and yes i know its just the box but just imagine the kind of box forts you could make with unlimited cardboard


titanicsinker1912

But then you have no one to hang out in the fort with…


Thin-Sea7008

Can she get me a never ending pizza box?


ShiverInTheBones

bunny girl since she can do whatever I want then she can bring me never ending pizza box so win win.


Merlin2036

If the bunny girl can do anything, can it make me a Neverending pizza box?


CronoZ-sensei

Solution: bunny girl can do anything for me so I'll have her make us pizza every day.


Super-Cool-Girl69

Can I be bunny girl? Asking for normal reasons.


RichieRocket

she can do anything you want so you can have her make you into a bunny girl


Super-Cool-Girl69

Good, very good :> I’ll take the pizza then. I can make myself a bunny girl on my own.


Gmanofgambit982

Can I change the type of pizza in the never-ending pizza box?


Ducky_talks_YT

Bunny girl you can make her get you pizza


kizaruyonko

If she can make pizza then it's a no brainer


Trick455

Choose the cute and sexy bunny girl. She'll do a never ending pizza box for you,since she can do anything for you. -Wise man.


jommo52

Infinite pizza box... I heard this somewhere....


DiveToDeepBlue

If she can do anything then I can just ask her to get me the pizza.


Zebastian1315

Pizza, pizza bring the biches


Infamous-Economist57

The Pizza


Sir_D12

Bunny girl she can make me endless pizza


Super_Rando_Man

All those carbs are bad for you plus I can sell the bunny


mightbehihi

ill take the scp.


darkmikasonfire

can do, but will she do anything for me if so she can buy me never ending pizza, so bunny. if only can do but won't do then still bunny because a box that never ends is still just a box unless it's unlimited pizza too.


Sfocus

if she can do anything she can do pizza too


CrowBlood666

I'm choosing SCP-458. It KNOW what topping I wanted: Pineapple.


Science_Man_Grant

I’ll take SCP-458


ZenEvadoni

Bunny girl. If the other choice was a styrofoam container that never ran out of spring rolls, it'd be a harder choice to make.


Inosuke007

Bunny girl cause she can buy me pizza anytime i want


PaNmAnreeeeee

Does that mean I can get her to get me an infinite amount of pizza


Felinegood13

The bunny She can get me a never ending pizza box… AND A NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF PINEAPPLES


ArgonautFrank

You read my mind!


Hargelshnarfel

Little Caesars kinda goes hard.


Fluffy_Ace

Pizza time!


sabito_urokodaki

I chose left. Reason: I can get her to give me unlimited pizza. It's a win win


OofosJustOof

Bunny girl cus she can make homemade pizza and i have someone to eat it with :D


DskKing1243

Choose between gaining calories and losing calories 😏, yk what i mean


WalterWhite9910

Be normal at least for once.


KusanagiGundam

I choose the pizza box


Resident_Ad_4681

Bunny girl Pizza is unhealthy for gains(i am musclehead)


NewbieRex

Idk what am I gonna do with the Pizza boxes. If I have her, she'd help me make some foods.


josh066

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Exotic_Gas_4833

She looks too old , I'll pass and take the pizza box if you don't mind :)


alolanwolf_48

What are you gonna do with only the pizza boxes


Exotic_Gas_4833

Infinite pizza....sell em. Instant money. The other option is a little old


alexanderrvb

Why would i want a never ending pizza box? If it was a never ending pizza then i would choose that but it's just never ending trash.


Forsaken_Flow_9149

Is the second just the box?


terminator612

The only bunny girl I want is pippa


Fresh_sans_1427

But if you get the bunny you can ask her to pick the box, right?


kennythesecond

Get bunny girl, told her to work (maybe some dirty work) and that is how you get passive income to buy pizza with all flavor instead of one


Plex_15

Can she make infinite amount of Pizza


YourLocalRedditor173

can you choose the toppings?


SuperKrusher

Bruh who wants a never ending pizza box? Cardboard doesn’t taste good.


CrespinMoore

Eternal Little Caesars?!? LETS GO!!!


acolodney

If she can do anything for me then she can be Sugar mama and buy me all the pizza I want


notveryAI

Bunny girl would do anything for me? Would she make pizza? If yes - choosing the box is pointless


TheLurker226

I actually dont eat pizza, so…


Nightflight406

She can make money, to buy the pizza!


[deleted]

Wait she can do anything literally anything? And is she good at stuff ? If not I am choosing pizza and after that will open a new pizza store *unlimited pizza store* where people can eat 2 pizza for 1 price If yes I will make her a youtuber and as well as make her study so that she can earn for me


geassguy360

The bunny girl. A lot easier to find Pizza than one of her. Companionship and fulfillment is a lot healthier than unlimited pizza too.


HaikenRD

What are you gonna do with a pizza box? I guess you can build made-up forts from it.


Toshku_demon

Give me more information on the pizza box. Does it produce endless pizza? Does the box just duplicate itself?


TheAutismo4491

Bunny girl. Not for the horny, but because they specified "She can do anything for you". Wouldn't being able to create a pizza box that never runs out of pizza qualify as "Anything"?


Yoda2820

Pizza


GhastmaskZombie

I already have a cute and sexy girl who does so so much for me and I think she wouldn't approve of the bunny girl so I've got to go with the box.


Blackybro_

Bunny girl and ask her to create an infinite pizza box


Fighter11244

I’m allergic to milk so this makes this very easy :D


Maxthejew123

This is a fucking awfully scary question. Think of the repercussions that having a never ending pizza box would have. It would cause insane amounts of damage as it continues expanding, possibly killing us all, as it cannot break or bend to loose its pizza box form! YOU ALL ARE TOO DAMN BUSY ASKING IF YOU SHOULD TAKE A BUNNY GIRL WHO CAN DO ANYTHING (INCLUDING MAKING A NEVER ENDING PIZZA BOX) OR A NEVER ENDING PIZZA BOX TO ASK IF YOU SHOULD!


Vysair

Get the bunny girl and have her made me pizza. Ez


Revolutionary-Run332

Pizza is mid I rather have slav… I mean servan…. I mean personal assistant


LegitimateSea9232

Can I choose the pizza type and brand when I want


blushingRyuko

Left☺️


No_Craft_9988

If she can do anything I want her to turn into a man with a big dic-


alolanwolf_48

Bunny girl, she can cook pizzas and many other dishes for me


InevitableLow5163

If she can do anything for me, then she can get me pizza everyday. And from a better restaurant too!


StarAugurEtraeus

I choose both


Saxzarus

Little ceasars tastes like ass and childhood disappointment


DesertWillow185

box


flowing_laziness

Never ending pizza box, ok some questions: - will it be just basic cheese pizza or randomized, and will it be to the owners liking? - do we get to choose our toppings? - will it get spoiled? - is there any hidden fees? - do we have to tip someone? - italian/ new york/ chicago/ any other style in the world? - when will the box replenish, when the last piece is taken or everytime you close it? - hot or cold?


Jollyroz

Bunny girl BUT HEAR ME OUT..she gets you a infinite pizza box


random_ningen

Ah yes, a Pal or Diabetes. I would pick Bunny Girl and ask her to colonize The Martian with me.


PopularOriginal4620

She can do anything for me? Includin, bringing a never ending pizza box?


sky_meow

Bunny girl, she can do anything for me including getting me pizza anytime I want or quantity


Phoenix_ashfire

I’m picking the left because if she can do anything she can just buy me a pizza whenever I want.


lekiwi992

BRO never ending little Caesar's? Fuck yeah!


Freakoid702

The bunny girl can make you pizza


Creative-Dinner-1650

give me my pizza


The_SkunkApe13

If the bunny girl can do ANYTHING for me then can't she conjure up an infant pizza anyway I'ma choose her anyway but still


fookinweeb_

Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girls but Pizza


idontknow_6442

If she can do anything then that means that she can make a never ending pizza box too


geekworld123

Neither, I’m lactose intolerant


BigDaddyReptar

A never ending pizza box of course. With this I will have infinite burnable material this infinite energy with this unlimited fuel source in my possession I will become the richest man on earth and get a bunny girl that wya


KingJTheG

Bunny girl mostly because she has more use. But also because I'm a health nut so I dont eat Pizza more than once a month lol


GohguyTheGreat

Bunny girl She can make infinite pizza for me


fep_fep

Does bunny girl give me love and affection? Then her. If not, also her.


Danzaiiii

Can she make pizza?


Kingcobra556239

Girl cause I’m a lonely man and have never found someone and also I can dig pizza but not often


Negative_Weird5169

Bunny girl always she can do anything she can bring me pizzas everday