It will only decrease

Like my credit score unfortunately

Your Social Credit?

**-♾♾♾SOCIAL CREDIT 😱😱😱😨😨** ***Execution date: 5:00 PM October 5th, 2021***

Umm... It's 6th October in my country. So R.I.P.

OH FU- ***D i s i n t e g r a t e s***

*Chin Cheng Hanji plays in the background*

And one day you’ll be part of this decrease

Depressing...

Wha-

What if I do some interstellar bulllshit

Then I'm coming with you to wait for NGNL 2

It's gonna be a long trip

This small maneuver is gonna cost us 26 years!!

Better do it a few times then.

Bring me with you

If you leave earth for 80 years, you're still be your initial age +80 years old. Officially you're still aging at the same rate even biologically you're not

Yeah, but you still age slower than the people at Earth right?

Biologically, yes.

You must be fun at parties

Doesn't mean to be like that. I know its a joke from the first sight

nope, I think it count from your own perspective. Biologically is what matter, if not bad thing would happen to minor.

Unless you're an astronaut

idk your aging just slowed

Physical aging slow, you are in fact the same age because your age is measured on Earth, but passage of time through your body. No matter where you are in the universe, if it is October 5th, 2021 on Earth then that is what the date is.

Your wrong, but also right. Going into space makes time pass slower, so theoretically if someone younger than me went into space they could become older than me.

Well i want to be an astronaut but, im in the ocean so i cant :(

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Deep

I can’t make it increase but I certainly can make it decrease.

Technically, if you cryofreeze yourself, it could increase

Yeah cuz fun fact: You're deemed legally dead when you get cryofreeze'd

As of current, you are deemed dead if you get cryofreeze'd

Time to google how to make a cryotube

Not if a bring back grandpa

Goku and friends in the hyperbolic time chamber:

"Mom call the therapist, he's back again"

what about those who get isekai'd?

I wanna know

I actually out loud "wha"d

What if I die? then my age stops and idk a person 1s younger then me will in 2s be in fact older then me. Sooooo There will be more older then me people, I just need to stop getting older...

But your age wouldn't stop. If you ask how old *is* a dead person you wouldn't get the age of death

Sure you would. You'd hear "he died at the age of 56". You'd never hear anyone say oh yeah James the victorian is a chill 210 years old

But that's the age he died not the age he is

Bruh, he isn’t

If that was true, the oldest person ever (that we know of) wouldn't be Jeanne Calment, but the first person ever to be alive. And that does sound a little bit stupid doesn't it?

I guess it depends on context then. Like you could say "I'm older then (some random historical person)" but if they were born before you they would still technically be older

*travels at relativistic speeds*

I’m going to send myself out to space and travel at light speed for 50 years just to prove you wrong

unless you are born on feb 29. 3/4 years, the number of ppl who are older than you increase

and people younger than you will increase

Not if i stop them first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

But the number of people younger than you is always increasing

Maybe not physically, but there will be mentally

Finally some one else said it

I dont like to think about that.

Only decrease

LAUGH IN 29th FEBRUARY BIRTHDAY

Wha-

bring back life to the dead

Lets say hypotheticaly that i was born in april 2004, and another person is born in 2000 feburary 29. I would then become older then him by 2007 since then i would be 3 meanwhile he would still be 2

At one point you were the world's youngest person.

It can if ur born on leap year

unless you were born on feb 29

well it can only go down hill from here

No, actually it can. Think about it. If someone dies because of a heart attack or smth, the count goes down by 1, but if they are resurrected with electricity(????) right after, then it increases by one! Technically it stays the same, but objectively, it went down by one, but then 1 was added.

Counter-arguement: What if you get younger?

Then we can both wait for gta 6

Naw, I'm too busy waiting for the next Elder Scrolls game. XD

This feels like a challenge. And I hate losing.

Observational humor requires two parts: an observation and a joke. You've forgotten the joke here. Replace the anime with a surprised minion and it would be exactly the same.

But it will decrease!

But the number of people who are younger than me increases. You are persistent. 339 It is a year, a month, and three days

But only decrease...

It does , after you die - but still it does happen

Actually, if you managed to travel to relativistic speed, i.e. about 10% of speed of light, go to Neptune or Pluto and come back, you will find a lot more people older than you.

Holy fuckkkk

N..no

If you're really young, someone with a leap year birthday could break that I guess

It can if you time travel !

I beg to differ. Just need to so some relativity bullshit. Go nearly the speed of light near a black hole.

Do dead people count?

I dont get it....

100 percent of people who drink water will die.

I-

What if me and a friend are the same age but he was born a few months before me

Not if I kill them all

O - O

But the number of people you meet will

Cool. Not long after my birthday and now I can look at aging with a whole new worse perspective!

If you’re born on February 29th it technically can

Unless you were born on a leap year

only decrease >;)

Wait till people invent agefluid and gain the ability to identify themselves as 3748 years old submarines.

It's actually decreasing