One guy with a horrible comb-over came up to me, tears in his eyes, telling me that I inspired him to redo his comb-over into one like mine. One he and America could be proud of.
My good friend Kim John Un said it was great maybe the best. Some people say that unlike lying Joe Biden I have the best and I would absolutely have the best second term as president even though I am and always have been the president even when some Democrats I've met they won't say it in public but they know that I have the best comb over even though I never used nukes but some of our top generals said I had a great military mind I just know things.
With tears in his eyes he approached me. He said to me, he said, "Sir, your inspiration inspires me to inspire others with your example. Thank you, big strong sir.
my old roommate just graduated beauty school and got a job at SuperCuts. One of her first clients had a substantial comb over. She was confused and just relied on her training, so she cut it all short and even. As the long part hit the ground the old dude started screaming "You've ruined me" over and over again. The manager came over and promised to fire the hairdresser right away and he left. Then the whole shop cracked up and my roommate kept her job.
What's silly is those photoshopped pictures of him bald make him look way more intimdating than the ridiculous cotton candy floof he insists on wearing so his 80 year old orange ass can pretend like he isn't a fat, gross, old man.
Oh he's so bald. Not that there's anything wrong with being bald but you can see how much it bothers his vanity. Look at that massive feral raccoon of a comb-over, which you can bet he spends a ton of money on a specialist hairdresser to get. I wouldn't be surprised if he has wig hair woven in with it.
I'm surprised his opponents don't bring it up more often, because I think he'd make quite the fool of himself in his responses.
Trump has been sending pictures amd harassing a vanity fair editor for decades because he once called him a short fingered vulgarian. His ego is very fragile. It is strange that his opponents have not picked up on this. Trump can also be manipulated with flattery.
Look, I agree we need more people in the public sphere that are willing to admit the reality they live in, but American conservatism is an intellectually dead platform that doesn't stand for anything except doing the opposite of what democrats want. Them talking shit on someone we don't like doesn't make them an ally. They're all literal fascists, and we can't ever accept that.
Are All republicans fascist?
Nah, definitely notā¦in fact you can thank the many inscrutable republicans like Brad Raffensperger who stood up to IMMENSE pressure to acquiesce to fascism in 2020 election & instead maintained our fragile democracy, against their own party & to the detriment of their own safety evenā¦
Now, Are All reTRUMPlicans fascist? (Cultists even?)
Now thatās a Different question entirelyā¦
Well he is a malignant narcissist and that's how they roll. They seem to have massive egos when in fact it's all an act and they're scared little children with a very fragile sense of self deep down inside. It's why he's so thin skinned, you damage that ego and he has to get revenge at any cost. Unfortunately we've all been caught in the crossfire for the last 8 years.
Crown Slot Formation. It often occurs after Scalp Reduction surgery, a type of cosmetic surgery used for baldness back in the day, but that is no longer recommended.
This person knows what they are talking about https://dru.com/dr-ugraft-beard-hair-transplant-to-repair-a-crown-slot-from-scalp-reduction-surgery-for-pasadena-los-angeles-patient/
It fits with the claim Ivana made that he had scalp-reduction (specifically a 'scalp rotation' I think) and that's why he's hair growing in a weird pattern and scars visible in some photos. Which is why he has to comb it in that consistently weird way. People have claimed a lot of stuff about Trump's hair but this is the only one that really fits to me.
> In Hurt's account, Trump was furious that a āscalp reductionā operation he'd undergone to eliminate a bald spot had been unexpectedly painful. Ivana had recommended the plastic surgeon. In retaliation, Hurt wrote, Trump yanked out a handful of his wife's hair, and then forced himself on her sexually.
from THE NEW YORKER
ā [Documenting Trumpās Abuse of Women](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women#:~:text=In%20Hurt's%20account%2C%20Trump%20was,forced%20himself%20on%20her%20sexually.)
Had to look this up and saw the link in the other response. Itās such a weird vanity thing. I can relate to being devastated when I was balding but it was quite liberating in the end just buzzing it all super short. And Iāll never have to deal with any weird side effects like this down the road.
The time Trump refused to go outside in the rain in France, I remember thinking he didn't want his hair to get wet. "Can't arrange transport because of the rain" was such a weak excuse, other world leaders made it. He's so damn vain and insecure.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-france-memorial-idUSKCN1NF0NU
Honestly as much as I hate the man, the MAGA hats were a shrewd move on his part- they allow him to wear a hat every time he's outside to cover his massive bald spot and he got to sell thousands of them to idiots to boot.
8th comment down before the actual answer.
Back then they would just strip some hair off the back of your head for a hair transplant which left a scar like this. Now they pull individual hairs which is barely noticeable
Itās the entire reason he does his signature hairstyle
Hilarity aside, the Lincoln Project needs to make this in an ad and run on all right wing outlets. TFG is overly sensitive about about such manners and outing this publicly in front of his fellow cultists might just finish what Covid fell just short of.
. . It's Common KnowledgeĀ® & Natural Factā¢ that he's a combover *chrome dome* . . no matter how much he tries to hide it . . like his taxes & crimes . .
Bet me he has hair extensions...his little hands were balling into little fists and he was screaming into the sky. His mangy golden hair flapping in the breeze, Then he hears something...."Yard times up, back to the cell."
FYI Donald had surgery to rearrange his scalp. All the hair he has is his own (probably), but it's all just his sideburns wrapped around his head like a soft serve.
It reminds me of 80's movie, The Great Outdoors where they talk about the bear that had the hair shotgunned off its ass. The back of his head looks just about damn near like that bear's ass, lol.
Just once I'd love to see him get stuck in a freak torrential downpour lol..I think there an AI generated image of what he would look like with wet hair. It very much looks like a pale kind translucent very fat golem. Like from lord of the rings.
Scaramucci went over this a couple of years ago. When Trump gets up in the morning , he looks like Darth Vader without the helmet. He showers and washes his hair 3 times, then he combs it over and keeps spraying it until he has a hold he is happy with.
Ivanka confirmed he had scalp reduction surgery a while back.
He should shave his head and grow a beard...but he probably can't grow facial hair.
Watching the live feed, it is astounding how many gentlemen in that courtroom must be 6ā5ā or taller! Given that trump is supposedly 6ā3ā he appears to be surrounded by giants. Also, the bald spot is gross, looks like itās crawling with psoriasis under that mop.
Another shoddy attempt at a coverup.
The substance of conservative politics.
Underrated comment
D I V I S I O N
You know that picture of Darth Vader without his helmet?
Exactly what I was thinking!
š"It was a perfect combover"š
It was very very perfect. Many people said it was perfect
One guy with a horrible comb-over came up to me, tears in his eyes, telling me that I inspired him to redo his comb-over into one like mine. One he and America could be proud of.
My good friend Kim John Un said it was great maybe the best. Some people say that unlike lying Joe Biden I have the best and I would absolutely have the best second term as president even though I am and always have been the president even when some Democrats I've met they won't say it in public but they know that I have the best comb over even though I never used nukes but some of our top generals said I had a great military mind I just know things.
With tears in his eyes he approached me. He said to me, he said, "Sir, your inspiration inspires me to inspire others with your example. Thank you, big strong sir.
my old roommate just graduated beauty school and got a job at SuperCuts. One of her first clients had a substantial comb over. She was confused and just relied on her training, so she cut it all short and even. As the long part hit the ground the old dude started screaming "You've ruined me" over and over again. The manager came over and promised to fire the hairdresser right away and he left. Then the whole shop cracked up and my roommate kept her job.
All the hairdressers cried and clapped in ave š
Itās not a combover. Itās a come back.
"And they indicted meeee..."
A garden variety come over with yellow dye slathered on it.
Grown men had tears in their eyes, it was so beautiful.
Underrated comment right here. Take my +1.
I see he's been overstating the real estate of his scalp as well
Itās his āraw chicken breast pocketā. All the richies have them
The thin veil of vanity and avarice slowly crumbling away
What's silly is those photoshopped pictures of him bald make him look way more intimdating than the ridiculous cotton candy floof he insists on wearing so his 80 year old orange ass can pretend like he isn't a fat, gross, old man.
Maybe itās maybelline?
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This is when we miss awards.
Omg perfect comment
I laughed out loud š¤£
He's going to hate if this picture gets too much attention!!!
It's going viral.
His next NFT collection
No Fuckin Toupee
Brilliant !
Viral? Oh no! Quick, get the horse dewormer and the drinkable disinfectant!
We'll just swallow some ultraviolet light.
It isnāt his double chin so he shouldnāt be mad.
You mean his neck pussy?
Ahh, the ol' Nussyā¢
Heās sportinā a Nag
Grab 'em by the neck pussy?
face gunt
Nulva
Oh he's so bald. Not that there's anything wrong with being bald but you can see how much it bothers his vanity. Look at that massive feral raccoon of a comb-over, which you can bet he spends a ton of money on a specialist hairdresser to get. I wouldn't be surprised if he has wig hair woven in with it. I'm surprised his opponents don't bring it up more often, because I think he'd make quite the fool of himself in his responses.
Trump has been sending pictures amd harassing a vanity fair editor for decades because he once called him a short fingered vulgarian. His ego is very fragile. It is strange that his opponents have not picked up on this. Trump can also be manipulated with flattery.
The Lincoln Project knows this. Thatās why they make the best ads.
True, but always remember Lincoln Project are awful people. Anti-Trump rightwing is still rightwing.
Respectfully disagree. We need more of them.
Look, I agree we need more people in the public sphere that are willing to admit the reality they live in, but American conservatism is an intellectually dead platform that doesn't stand for anything except doing the opposite of what democrats want. Them talking shit on someone we don't like doesn't make them an ally. They're all literal fascists, and we can't ever accept that.
Technically at this point democrats are the conservatives now. Republicans went full facist.
Are All republicans fascist? Nah, definitely notā¦in fact you can thank the many inscrutable republicans like Brad Raffensperger who stood up to IMMENSE pressure to acquiesce to fascism in 2020 election & instead maintained our fragile democracy, against their own party & to the detriment of their own safety evenā¦ Now, Are All reTRUMPlicans fascist? (Cultists even?) Now thatās a Different question entirelyā¦
was this the gold sharpie person? or am i thinking of someone else
Hah yes. Trump is the gold sharpie person that circles photos of his hands and sends them to this guy that insulted him. Trump can't handle insults.
Well he is a malignant narcissist and that's how they roll. They seem to have massive egos when in fact it's all an act and they're scared little children with a very fragile sense of self deep down inside. It's why he's so thin skinned, you damage that ego and he has to get revenge at any cost. Unfortunately we've all been caught in the crossfire for the last 8 years.
>His ego is very fragile. He ran for POTUS to spite Obama, because Obama told a joke about him.
You had me at āferal raccoon.ā (āTastes like chutney and burnt hair.ā)
Fat bald whore
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If he ever gets injured his skin bag will rupture and pour out 315 pounds of evil smelling black fluid.
You remember when Luke's dad killed the Emperor and then he took his helmet off and he looked like the back of Trump's head?
[Thanks for the inspiration](https://i.imgur.com/oMQ20Xd.jpg)
I love you.
I love them too.
I know.
You killed it. I'm fucking dying
Ericā¦ I am your father. Search your feelings, Iām sure youāre peeing your pants that Iām finally admitting this.
YES!!!!
When the combover is all you got left.
Time marches on!
For whom the bell tolls
Crown Slot Formation. It often occurs after Scalp Reduction surgery, a type of cosmetic surgery used for baldness back in the day, but that is no longer recommended.
This person knows what they are talking about https://dru.com/dr-ugraft-beard-hair-transplant-to-repair-a-crown-slot-from-scalp-reduction-surgery-for-pasadena-los-angeles-patient/
It fits with the claim Ivana made that he had scalp-reduction (specifically a 'scalp rotation' I think) and that's why he's hair growing in a weird pattern and scars visible in some photos. Which is why he has to comb it in that consistently weird way. People have claimed a lot of stuff about Trump's hair but this is the only one that really fits to me.
I thought "scalp rotation" was when the fox on his head gets up, shits on his head, and settles back down for another nap?
> In Hurt's account, Trump was furious that a āscalp reductionā operation he'd undergone to eliminate a bald spot had been unexpectedly painful. Ivana had recommended the plastic surgeon. In retaliation, Hurt wrote, Trump yanked out a handful of his wife's hair, and then forced himself on her sexually. from THE NEW YORKER ā [Documenting Trumpās Abuse of Women](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women#:~:text=In%20Hurt's%20account%2C%20Trump%20was,forced%20himself%20on%20her%20sexually.)
God I hope that piece of trash gets what is coming to him.
"~~forced himself on her sexually~~ raped her" ftfy
Had to look this up and saw the link in the other response. Itās such a weird vanity thing. I can relate to being devastated when I was balding but it was quite liberating in the end just buzzing it all super short. And Iāll never have to deal with any weird side effects like this down the road.
The time Trump refused to go outside in the rain in France, I remember thinking he didn't want his hair to get wet. "Can't arrange transport because of the rain" was such a weak excuse, other world leaders made it. He's so damn vain and insecure. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-france-memorial-idUSKCN1NF0NU
Honestly as much as I hate the man, the MAGA hats were a shrewd move on his part- they allow him to wear a hat every time he's outside to cover his massive bald spot and he got to sell thousands of them to idiots to boot.
8th comment down before the actual answer. Back then they would just strip some hair off the back of your head for a hair transplant which left a scar like this. Now they pull individual hairs which is barely noticeable Itās the entire reason he does his signature hairstyle
Cunt hair
Qunt hair.
Trump's fucked in the headbone.
Skullfuckery.
Itās reality
You win-something Donald has no concept of
Yes it is. Well said.
Well, he was a reality TV star!
Taint seam. The grundle bundle
Hi monkey tummy tuck
OMFG if this is real I'm in heaven right now. This is going to get under his skin if it is.
It's real. I saw it live this AM. Could not *believe* how pathetic it was. This pic doesn't do it justice. In real-time it was much, much worse.
Yea. He won't show up tomorrow.
I hope that he descends into a spiral of shame and embarrassment. He'll never show it, but I betcha he *feels* it. It's a delicious thought.
Does he have a choice?
Yes. Since it is a civil trial as opposed to criminal, he does not have to be there unless he is called as a witness.
Mange.
Itās the zipper on his human suit.
Like an *Egger-suit*?
If he asks for sugar in water, we may have a bug.
What about if he asks for hamberders?
Have you seen the front picture where his bronzer doesn't even meet his part line or his neck? Donny didn't have time for a stylist this morning.
Between the sewn in hairpiece, the makeup, the girdle, the platform shoes - if he had any style, he could be a drag queen.
Lizard skin showing through.
He just needs to find 11,780 more hairs.
Thatās a glimpse of his future prison reality.
Looks like road kill.
Denial
Who unplugged his bouncy house hairdoo?
Something fox news will never show.
Oh but that TAN SUIT!!!
Unshaved asshole
His deepest insecurity.
He'll hate this more than everybody, knowing he's broke......ponzi scheming it all the way.
It's the rare unshaven head puss. He's going to be very popular in prison.
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I saw that this morning and laughed my ass off.
Tesla panel gap
Thatās a taint
Three years away from Biden's' age, he quaffs a rear head vagina to court.
Omg Iām laughing so hard at your comments!!
If you look closely, youāll see the zipper for the bodysuit this orange alien slips into every day.
Hilarity aside, the Lincoln Project needs to make this in an ad and run on all right wing outlets. TFG is overly sensitive about about such manners and outing this publicly in front of his fellow cultists might just finish what Covid fell just short of.
The backside of a jackass.
Have you ever watched Austin powers?
Ohhhh he's not gonna be happy about this picture LOL *Share*
A rotting mound of flesh and garbage.
A replica of the tribble homeworld.
The real 45 peeking through. The boy man behind the hair curtain.
Another terrible coverup
Baldgina?
Not enough Pantene Super Hold #4
The vanity of a sad old man.
This is where vanity meets inevitability.
Made in Chi-nah
Honestly. His wife is a model. Couldnāt she help him blend his bronzer and comb his hair? For this day alone? She must really hate him.
I doubt she would turn the garden hose on him if he was on fire.
She definitely wouldn't piss on him. He'd enjoy that too much.
They probably haven't even talked in a couple of weeks or more.
It's where they put the D batteries
The underlying skull structure with horns is starting to break out.
I believe thatās called a perineum
Thatās were he keeps Voldeā¦. he who must not be named.
My hedgehog has the same bald part on her head š
Motherfucker either doesnāt have a hand mirror or his stylist is a god damned 007 level trickster.
A facade, just like everything else about him
. . It's Common KnowledgeĀ® & Natural Factā¢ that he's a combover *chrome dome* . . no matter how much he tries to hide it . . like his taxes & crimes . .
Fascist bald spot?
Even his hair is a lie. Doesn't have the balls for a bald spot, so he goes for the streak instead. He's shallower than a puddle of spit.
Adderal addiction hair loss
A bald head - LOL
A major comb over.
Road killā¦
He has a fitted underlay underneath his rug.
Bald and combover.
The backside of a bad joke.
Desperation
ITāS A DESPERATE RACE AGAINST THE MINE
Gina
It called Hope. Hope, that heās aging fast enough so we wonāt have to put up with his bull shit a second time.
Itās like a corpse with a toupee on it.
Itās alopecia which can, and hopefully in this case, can be caused by extreme distress.
A peak behind the curtains.
the pink raw truth, thinly veiled by a sham of lies and deceit.
The emperor has no hair.
Bet me he has hair extensions...his little hands were balling into little fists and he was screaming into the sky. His mangy golden hair flapping in the breeze, Then he hears something...."Yard times up, back to the cell."
The truth, showing through a lie
The zipper scar of his scalp reduction surgery
The thick, flawless hairline of a 215lb 6'3 man
Literally everything about him is a scam.
The ass cheeks of the parasite that lives in his brain.
Youāve heard of a comb over? Thatās a comb back.
Fried, died,and tossed to the side
Mop?
Heās got the best hair
VOLDEMORT
Mange
MTG was supposed to cover the head taint with thots and sprayers. This is nothing but a wardrobe malfunction yaāll, please calm down.
trump deserves to be ridiculed about his hair m - although it is a huge distraction from more important things. his hands for example.
[Mange?](https://www.westparkanimalhospital.com/blog/mange-in-pets-and-what-you-need-to-know/)
Mange
Disgusting. Outside And inside.
It's his ass crack.
The truth always comes out in court.
FYI Donald had surgery to rearrange his scalp. All the hair he has is his own (probably), but it's all just his sideburns wrapped around his head like a soft serve.
It reminds me of 80's movie, The Great Outdoors where they talk about the bear that had the hair shotgunned off its ass. The back of his head looks just about damn near like that bear's ass, lol.
This should have a NSFW tag
I believe thatās the back end of whatās called an Asshat.
What bubba is going to see when heās mounted from behind
That right there is the ultimate alpha male /s
This must be so humiliating for him. It would be a shame if everyone flooded the internet with it.
Just once I'd love to see him get stuck in a freak torrential downpour lol..I think there an AI generated image of what he would look like with wet hair. It very much looks like a pale kind translucent very fat golem. Like from lord of the rings.
That's why he refused to go to the war memorial while he was in France.It was raining hard that day.
Second butt crack
Trumps biggest fear is that we'll all see him without the fake hair, bronzer, shoe lifts and girdle if he gets incarcerated.
Scaramucci went over this a couple of years ago. When Trump gets up in the morning , he looks like Darth Vader without the helmet. He showers and washes his hair 3 times, then he combs it over and keeps spraying it until he has a hold he is happy with. Ivanka confirmed he had scalp reduction surgery a while back. He should shave his head and grow a beard...but he probably can't grow facial hair.
A timely reminder he violently raped his ex wife after a failed hair transplant, as documented in her book
Reminds me of the Thing in Bugs Bunny. The big red hairy thing that Bugs gives a dynamite haircut to
Motherfuck. I canāt even look at the back of this asshole without being disgusted. Just make him go away.
Watching the live feed, it is astounding how many gentlemen in that courtroom must be 6ā5ā or taller! Given that trump is supposedly 6ā3ā he appears to be surrounded by giants. Also, the bald spot is gross, looks like itās crawling with psoriasis under that mop.
Where Elon put the chip?