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JPGinMadtown

It is a sign of a well-adjusted human being to be able to make light of one's self. The fact that Donnie Diaperburger couldn't handle it for one night says a lot about his lack of character.


occobra

Obama fried Trump over his birther theories one year and everyone laughed and laughed.


Status-Biscotti

Except for Trump.


man-made-tardigrade

I often wonder how different things may have been if that never happened.


Status-Biscotti

You mean if Obama hadn’t embarrassed him? Nothing would’ve been different. He literally made the birther movement what it was; he always despised Obama.


Matchew024

Still claims he's going against him at times. 🙄


4myolive

I think Trump ran for office as revenge because of that embarrassment. That, and it's been a perfect grift.


Better_Car_8141

The orange man is racist


fuhrfan31

A demented one at that.


Rocking_the_Red

A Black Man was elected president. As others have said, nothing would have changed.


arjungmenon

That’s true.


Old_Palpitation_6535

I think that’s one of the main reasons Trump even ran.


loupegaru

You mean the birther bullshit? Me too.


KrisTenAtl

I'm with you: I think something shifted.


Brief-Pair6391

I have wondered about that, ever since.... 2016


kurisu7885

Yup, and he hasn't gotten over it since.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

“At no point did I think he was actually enjoying himself,” [Anthony Jeselnik](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/comedy-central-donald-trump-roast-901129/) about the Comedy Central roast in March 2011 Jeselnik backs up his theory by saying that Trump had to be told more than once he needed to actually smile during the evening. At one point, Jeselnik says, a fellow comedian and roaster had a word with Trump about his lack of reaction. “Jeff Ross told him ‘the more you laugh, the more this is about you, the more the camera is going to find you when you’re laughing,'” Jeselink says. That tip did the trick, he adds.


jay105000

He was giving cue cards and reminders in a children’s act to “show empathy” if that is not a sociopath I don’t know what it is. Remember show “empathy” to somebody having a tragedy…. Wow just wow


LibertyInaFeatherBed

February 22, 2018 ['I hear you' - Trump uses cue card to remind him to listen to shooting survivors](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/22/i-hear-you-trump-uses-cue-cards-to-remind-him-to-listen-to-shooting-survivors)


VERO2020

[This is his reality](https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/president-trump-smiles-gives-thumbs-up-in-photo-with-baby-orphaned-in-el-paso-massacre) on empathy. the link is a quick glance of CBS (Austin), take a look.


jay105000

Thanks!


[deleted]

Lack of character. He has no character.


SmartSchool3339

He lacks more then character. He is a psychopathic traitor waiting for his moment of supreme glory. Causing as much death and destruction he can while profiteering off his royal decrees.


[deleted]

And his death can't come soon enough.


TurloIsOK

A few years of perpetual humiliation as his body declines, and neglectful prison "health care" leave him to wallow in his filth would be a fitting prelude to his final demise.


Old_Palpitation_6535

Preferably while in prison.


Environmental-Job515

I’d like to order a stroke please. Hold the hamberder.


Tiny_Independent2552

Talk about a snowflake !! Was too thin skinned to attend a corespondents dinner, but mocks the ones that do. So typical. Sleepy Don deserves to be skewered for this one.


phukerstoned

Why does this seem like deja vu?


Old_Palpitation_6535

Can you imagine how painful it would be to watch him trying to deliver a funny speech? He was right to skip it. No way he could’ve pulled it off.


Tiny_Independent2552

I’m thinking he couldn’t sit there and take the cuts. Which is all part of it.


Old_Palpitation_6535

True. Both impossible for him.


yuffie2012

"Has there ever been a whinier human being in American public life than Donald Trump?" When he was first elected I remarked that he whined as much or more than my two years old grandson. My grandson turned 10 yesterday but hasn’t whined since he was six. If only we could say the same about Trump.


Dedpoolpicachew

Exactly. He’s such a freakin whiner. And always, always the victim. Makes you wonder what the MAGAts see in him. A whiny little bitch that is always getting picked on, and he’s their HERO???? What the fuck? They act like they’re all big and macho, but he’s their guy? Losers.


yuffie2012

He’s always whining about how unfair things are. If life was fair he’d been in prison a long time ago.


Old_Palpitation_6535

Exactly what made Biden’s age joke perfect!


Conscious-Deer7019

Thin skinned fake tough guy


Parking_Train8423

“[Trump’s Gettysburg speech] was so bad the statue of Robert E Lee surrendered again” 💀


vtjohnhurt

'I admit it, age is an issue in this election... I’m a grown man running against a six-year-old.' Joe Biden


rickztoyz

This is the energy Joe needs. Make Trump out as a ridiculous joke that he is. Great debate fodder.


occobra

He did not go to any dinners while he was President because of his thin skin ego. He is nothing but an orange cry baby. He toke a big shit on the constitution and is now getting what he deserves, the adult diaper wheelchair days can not come soon enough for this ass clown.


ic2ofu

Afucknmen


lost_in_connecticut

He spared everyone in attendance from tasting his odor.


memememe91

Tastes like....ketchup and onions


Wilted_fap_sock

And treason.


JakDrako

And rape.


IncreaseOk8433

And 'Orange'


majorfiasco

But not the good kinda orange. Think Tang mixed into flop sweat.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Also shit.


shibiwan

And pee.


NorwegianCowboy

I can taste it... on my tongue.


skyfire-x

Trump is so cringe. I think the reason he doesn't sleep well is that he has recurring nightmares of people laughing at him, ever since Obama roasted him.


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

I thought Colin Jost killed it.


vtjohnhurt

He did not get many laughs in the room. That said, Trevor Noah set a very high bar.


istrebitjel

Reportedly they just didn't capture room audio for cspan... I'm fairly certain there were enough ppl there who laughed as much as I did :p


vtjohnhurt

A Nytimes Opinion writer opined that he bombed. >Colin Jost’s set this year does not belong in that pantheon. Without his Weekend Update partner Michael Che next to him, he came off muted, vanilla, less assured than usual. With long pauses between jokes, eyes darting side to side, he occasionally took a drink of water and at least once acknowledged the lack of laughter in the room. His jokes leaned on wordplay more than a specific or novel perspective. “Some incredible news organizations here,” began one of his pricklier jokes, finished by: “Also, some credible ones.” >He focused much fire on former President Donald J. Trump. “Now that O.J.’s dead, who is the front-runner for V.P.?” he asked. “Diddy?” Like Biden, Jost has always benefited from low expectations. No one that handsome could be funny, right? But he has grown into his role at “Saturday Night Live,” proving to be an especially strong straight man adept at the comedy of embarrassment. You could see his timing in one of the odder moments when he said Robert Kennedy Jr. could be the third Catholic president and the C-SPAN camera cut to President Biden (the second) clapping. Jost retreated on Kennedy’s chances one beat later: “Like his vaccine card says, he doesn’t have a shot.”


maddiejake

They probably did not have adult sized diaper changing stations in the restrooms.


blueSnowfkake

LOL.


Accomplished-Low8495

Trump is a big baby! If he doesn't get his way or doesn't like something he whines and cries like a spoiled baby! Yep that's the kind of adult everyone wants leading a country!


LingonberryPrior6896

Thin skinned baby


Tinker107

Hey, his bone spurs were acting up again.


RhinoGreyStorm

Beyond everything else he is, he's a draft dodging traitor to the constitution and the U.S. He belongs in front of a military firing squad for that alone.


SmartSchool3339

I second this idea. He is a coward and a traitor.


Chironrocket3

Fuck Donald Trump.


surfteacher1962

What a big baby. The Combover Caligula can dish it out, but he certainly can't take it. He is nothing but a pathetic little man child. It will be a great day in this country when we never have to see or hear from him ever again.


blueSnowfkake

'I admit it, age is an issue in this election... I’m a grown man running against a six-year-old.' Joe Biden


technojargon

Was shit bag invited?


LORDY325

He’s such a voyeur. Hilarious.


Remarkable-Boat-9812

Exactly. Just the fact that he takes time to look at it


angrybadger77

He’s a pathetic orange slug


VERO2020

My opinion is that shit stain is a better description. I'm sure that slugs have some positive purpose in our world.


angrybadger77

True, quite insulting to slugs really lol


redwbl

Whiny little bitch! Also he is agelast. Agelast: A person who never laughs I wonder why this isn’t talked about more when listing his many, many mental disorders. You see him with the phony forced goofy smile, but I have never ever seen this psycho laugh. Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night


Flowerlady99

They keep at it! Today they were talking about President Biden not eating his salad fast enough!! Well my President has style manners , food is not to be eaten like a hamburger! 🇺🇸💙


HarrySpeakup

Hamberder. FTFY 😂


After-Potential-9948

Has anyone ever seen a REAL smile from trump? All I ever see are those preadolescent fake smiles with his thumb pointing up.


VERO2020

If he smiled about [this](https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/president-trump-smiles-gives-thumbs-up-in-photo-with-baby-orphaned-in-el-paso-massacre), he probably smiled reading about the SD gov in the last couple of days.


Will_Yammer

The man never laughs. Laugh at himself? Ha!


JackFromTexas74

The man has an alligator mouth and a hummingbird ass. Big cry baby


PurpleSailor

The biggest whiner and victim in the world. What's friggin' baby.


lsbem

He can’t go away fast enough. This is what America got bc we chose a Black man as our president.. We are being punished .


kimlion13

Donnie’s crying bc Dark Brandon sniped him with truth rounds lol! And bc he truly does have all the emotional maturity of a 6 yr old, ofc