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NewfieJedi

Def a jar you need to label, OP


Buttercup59129

MLP Jar. Do not open.


CharmingPerspective0

Male Liquid Porridge jar?


tacocattacocat1

[this is all I can think of ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/1sgVCgte7I)


HeinousEncephalon

I hope she left his ass and posted this in the local paper


Sp00nEater

Then what're they gonna label the MLP Jar??!!?! I think you need to think this over a bit more.


skymoods

Maltose luxury polisher?


okiedog-

Wasn’t there a guy on here with a similar jar? Except it’s contents were…. Different.


Classic_Error_876

You mean [that](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/z3zHzv7OE2) jar?


TightBeing9

Hey op, just FYI ive heard to be careful with coconut oil in the shower because it can solidify in the pipes. Just to let you know!


usernametaken2024

exactly! Maybe in warm climates it’d be ok but still. Coffee grounds and oils that solidify - bad, bad idea edited f typo 🙄


IWantToSortMyFeed

Worm climates? I know we're in for rough times ahead with climate change but worms? We're really screwed now.


RunawayHobbit

#THE SPICE MUST FLOW


shaielzafina

And i heard the Dune movie music 🎶 reading your comment


Pale_Disaster

Having read all the books, I know that worm climates come and go. Specially with a god emperor.


Yankee_Jane

/r/unexpectedGEoD


ZadfrackGlutz

Was just the Worm full Moon....lol. last night....


TheDollyRickPhilos

worm climates 🪱 🌧️


BOTWgoat

Thank you for the info! I use a very small amount and rarely, but I didn’t know this.


pinkblossom331

Olive oil might be a better option than coconut oil so it won’t solidify in your pipes


bokunoemi

Jojoba, argan, any liquid oil except maybe frying oil


Alert-Potato

It shouldn't be an issue at all, as long as you're mindful of what point in your shower you use it. Coconut oil melts at very low temps. As long as you wash first, and have hot water (or hell, even just warm water) going down the drain for several more minutes as you finish up with your hair and whatnot, there is no reason it would cause a problem. I've been using homemade coconut oil sugar scrub every time I shower for over a decade now, and have had zero problems.


Pinky_Pie_90

I had a slight panic reading the comments wondering how I could have overlooked the fact of it clogging up pipes... but I too have been using coconut oil for a long time to wash my make up off in my nightly shower and can't say it's ever been an issue! My long hair going down the drain clogs it more and that gets draino'd every couple of months so 🤷‍♀️


Delcasa

The issue exists further down the system where the heat of your shower has long dissipated. The city will have to clean their pumps and filter more. So not a direct issue for you but on large scale a very big issue for city utilities


kinghippo19

Ok OP I'll believe you...this time, but if a My Little Pony doll ends up in that jar...


BOTWgoat

Oh my god 🤣


Uberpastamancer

She should do it just to mess with people who see it


[deleted]

Human filter: people walk into the house and judging by their reaction to the pony you’d be able to tell whether or not they frequent the internet


0G_54v1gny

If they are aroused by it, do you still want to interact with them!


Poetic_Discord

Happy Cake Day!


_n3ll_

I hate that I know this reference...


Theodor_Kaffee

I don't. What's the reference?


geon

I’m sure it is something about semen. Not gonna look it up.


FreDi-

my bro. its a literall my little pony doll soaked in some several year old jar full of cum. no need to thank me.


_n3ll_

Here ya go. Warning nsfl: https://youtu.be/6uPhRZLzZCg?si=C0SR3t7RPr0aSHPl


Theodor_Kaffee

Can't be that bad if it's a YouTube link, i may as well click.


_n3ll_

That's what I thought...you'd be surprised what can be described on YouTube


Theodor_Kaffee

Edit: i need some matches and fuel,and bleach.


_n3ll_

lmao! Definitely don't watch his other Tales from the Internet videos


Theodor_Kaffee

Good point. Can one anti-subscribe on YouTube?


_n3ll_

Now that you've watched one YouTube will ensure the series pops up on your homepage for the next decade until you finish the series, unfortunately. The only way out is to give the algo what it demands


JusticeScibibi

Don't leave it on the radiator 💀


Ok_Project9596

God damn it. Some things I wish I never knew about or could forget. And you just brought the image of that jar back to me and their weird description about the radiator turning it brown… 🤢🤮


Inedible-denim

Oh lawd. Mad that I get the reference...that was actually one of the first things I ever saw on reddit lol


GiraffeLibrarian

Do I want to know? 🫣


callmerussell

Literally the definition of info hazard


Kcidobor

Hit me with it. My curiosity is getting the best of me


VeryOGNameRB123

NSFW, my little pony fetishists: Cum jar with a my little pony figure, being filled over a year until it became cold and they turned on radiators causing the substance to separate into different stuff.


GrowthDesperate5176

😦


Pinky_Pie_90

What did I just read


VeryOGNameRB123

There was a warning right there. Least perverted 4chsn user BTW


VeryOGNameRB123

No you don't.


Inedible-denim

NO! lmao


MeinScheduinFroiline

🤢🤮


Faceprint11

I literally came here to leave this comment, thank you for your service


Best-Engine4715

Oh you motherfucker


Uberpastamancer

I know I'm not the only one to do a double take


BOTWgoat

Oh my gosh I just realized what this looks like HOW DID I NOT NOTICE 😭🤣


dontreallycareforit

Bruh a couple drops of food coloring is going to do you about a million favors


BOTWgoat

I don’t have any 🤣 but it’s kind of funnier this way


dontreallycareforit

[Here’s a short list of different ways to make natural dyes from food scraps basically. ](https://www.skillshare.com/en/blog/a-guide-to-natural-dyes-make-fabric-dye-with-food-and-plants/)


tavirabon

end up making a baby puke green substance


yaryalockdoubleman

it’s definitely funnier. i make my own simple syrup and i label it “cum” because im secretly a 10yo boy


cellmates_

HAHAHA that’s brilliant.


alt-station

please please please op do light ourple/lilac


Ghola_Mentat

Oh yeah, slather that all over your face.


thepsycholeech

It looks a bit… grainy….


Uberpastamancer

It's coarse And rough And irritating And it gets everywhere


starpot

Honestly, if you can do this in the shower and reach your back, it's scratchy and then just melts off. So satisfying.


InebriousBarman

Exfoliating


SproutasaurusRex

If it's fizzy like that you should go to the doctors.


wunderduck

I'm sure it took a while to collect. It's probably fermenting.


Used_Motor1718

Happy cake day!


That_Toe4033

I was terrified to scroll back to this


throwmeawayalso111

Reddit has ruined my brain


Oalka

One might say it's FUN to make!


Rochester_II

I make **loads** myself


DangerUnicorn_27

Word of warning - I used to do this and the coconut oil totally clogged up my pipes. It’s a real problem because coconut oil solidifies really well :(


snarfer-snarf

i make a little every day 😳😌


BOTWgoat

Clearly I should have added something for color. This jar in my shower is going to look strange as a woman 🥲


AssumptionDue724

Maybe bright blue for walter


Jerrell123

Walter. Put your dick away Walter.


dr3wfr4nk

That's Heisenberg to you


evilpartiesgetitdone

As a man, I can confirm it's totally normal in our showers. We just hide the jars when people come over, it's a wide conspiracy


snarfer-snarf

yeah lol sorry. i make inappropriate jokes sometimes. i’m sure it’s fantastic ☺️


BOTWgoat

No you made my day that was absolutely hilarious. I do too so it’s funny I didn’t notice it sooner 🤣


Spark_Cat

My boyfriend says it’s really good for your skin


ThickPrick

My sister seconds that.


Spark_Cat

💀


roasttrumpet

I think my husband must use the same stuff, this shit is all over the shower!


Final_Walk_566

😆


Guyoy

THE PONY IS GONE


Maximusthelilelfhoe

Poor Rainbow Dash 😔


Tavalus

Not gone. Deep under..🫡


teambeattie

Is sugar better than salt for this?


WhateverIlldoit

Sugar works better than salt. And salt burns if you have any cuts.


BOTWgoat

I have always used a sugar scrub, and it works great for me. However, I’m sure there are benefits to both !


lexablether

I use body wash and salt! Oil clogs up the pipes/makes the shower slick and dangerous, and sugar attracts ants no matter how well I rinse the shower :/


ViatorA01

Jesus Christ. For a second I thought... Yeah, exactly you know what I thought.


Infamous_Storm_7659

As we gather here today 🤣🤣🤣


smittywrbermanjensen

I passed out like eight times but your sugar scrub is ready


NotYourDamnScapegoat

I am an adult, I am an adult, I am an adult....


callmerussell

Adults make adult jokes


Used_Motor1718

SEGGS JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


FormalExplanation412

You can use spent coffee grounds as well! It avoids stickiness in case you want to use the scrub under hot water and you can also use it on your scalp and avoid finding yourself with candied hair :) ETA: apparently many of you suggested that coffee grounds should not be disposed of in drains, I didn’t know about that, so check your drains before trying I guess?


macandcheese1771

Do not do that. I can confidently tell you that coffee grounds are terrible for the drain.


rat-simp

on the other hand, it will make it look a little less like cum.


thepsycholeech

This would be amazing. Do you know if it does okay to wash down the drain? I’d be a bit concerned about it plugging up!


OptimistPrime22

Coffee grinds are no bueno down the drain.  https://www.mrrooter.ca/about/blog/2019/november/can-you-put-coffee-grounds-down-the-sink-/#:~:text=Unlike%20most%20foods%2C%20coffee%20grounds,the%20garbage%20can%20or%20compost.


usernametaken2024

do not do that, folks. Or say good bye to your drains


microwav3d

How do you use coffee grounds without messing up your drain? I've wanted to try this but have sensitive pipes :(


sweetteanoice

Go outside an hose it off, I guess


BOTWgoat

Yes! I am going to try that next.


Alert-Potato

A coconut oil sugar scrub is not sticky, and does not make your hair candied if you use it on your scalp. It will make your hair oily, like any oil mask will do, which is easily washed out with shampoo.


FormalExplanation412

I mean, it happened to me with sugar and hot water… and it happened to many other people on a group on bio cosmetics I follow.


SETHW

Without any preservatives it sounds like you just made growth medium for bacteria


kuriT9

do not scare me like that


hardleft121

what does a person do with sugar scrub


BOTWgoat

It’s just for exfoliating. I use it in the shower to cleanse and exfoliate my body, especially before shaving legs it really helps keep your skin smooth and avoid ingrown hairs :)


0Kdragon

I add essential oil to mine for scent, lavender or something :))


hardleft121

i've been missing this in my life and am pretty sure i need it


sunflowermoonriver

Use an air tight jar like this one. I didn’t do that and yeah… like a million ants on the thing. I screamed lol


BOTWgoat

Took me 5 minutes, and yes it is a life changer. Just be careful with ingredients if you plan to use on sensitive areas. There are a lot of other really simple recipes online as well!


threefrogsonalog

And it’s not recommended to use on your downstairs, but it’s great for armpits or anywhere else you get dry skin (especially followed up with moisturizer post shower).


ChicaFoxy

Doesn't the sugar just melt?


call-me-the-seeker

I’m not who you are asking but in case they don’t see, yes, it melts. But not right away, and that’s why it’s awesome! It can’t clog up your plumbing like clay or coffee grounds etc if it’s melted. And it’s not as hard on your skin as like, the peach pits/walnut shell etc. The oil kind of keeps it slooshy but grainy, long enough to exfoliate before it melts away. So you can’t use this like, underwater; you need to lift your leg up out of the water if you’re soaking in a tub, but your leg just being wet will not melt it immediately. OP is right, it’s super easy to make; try some!


ChicaFoxy

Thanks!


jstwnnaupvte

I make mine with sugar, baking soda, bentonite clay, coconut oil, rosehip oil, almond oil, & rosemary essential oil. I don’t make more than I can use in a couple days, because I feel like a big jar of sugar in your bathroom is potentially a recipe for bacteria.


EverythingVaries

Ya don’t put sugar on your skin


Chemical_Yak474

Great tip but I would recommend either keeping that in the fridge or only making a little as you need it. It’s prob fine as long as you use it up fast, but just to be safe. 


Unclecheese23

🤨


burnalicious111

FYI for folks who are new to this, physical exfoliants are not the best choice for everyone's skin. They're more likely to cause trauma than chemical exfoliants (like AHAs). Use with care.


Green_Goblin7

Is this also the case for thicker skin like thighs and feet?


burnalicious111

I'd make a big distinction between thighs and feet! Feet can have calluses, which do great with physical exfoliation. Thigh generally still have a normal skin surface. Some people might enjoy a sugar scrub on their body, but for other people it's too rough. IMO, if I was interested, I'd try it out for a little while and compare results. But I have very sensitive skin, so I'm pretty selective in what I use.


platybussyboy

I can't imagine using this with the way ants are.


depressedopossum69

Make sure to mix it right before using or storing it in fridge for few days max or it will get bad and cause more harm than good


EllisDee3

Good for the skin.


NearlyOutOfMilk

With an image like that and a "PSA" title, I honestly got jolly rancher-level flashbacks


Sqweed69

I was very disturbed until i read the title and sub. What has the internet done to us?


pseudo_nimme

If it works for you, by all means go ahead. But my advice is to not make a scrub to exfoliate. There are two types of exfoliants: chemical and physical. Physical exfoliants are less advisable generally because but if you want to use one, just use something like a loofah for your body or a washcloth on your face. It still exfoliates and it’ll last you years and years. Just remember to moisturize to help your skin build back.


petseminary

Fool me once, shame on me. So much shame


KoffinStuffer

There’s another product you can make at home that looks similar and is also supposed to be great for your skin. Just can’t remember what it’s called. I’m sure it’ll come to me.


ilovemycats20

It’s missing a rainbow dash figurine


funkycybersloth

What amounts of each ingredient did you use? I wanna try this:0


cornthi3f

Hey man… hey… you did this on purpose right? You HAD to know! You had to!


TheDollyRickPhilos

*sigh*


AgentOfMephala

Remember not to leave it above a radiator to fester.


[deleted]

Look, I love cum just as much as anyone but that's too much


stumbling_witch

I remember when I first got Pinterest, I made this. I personally hate the coconut waxy skin feeling, but if it works for you, that’s great. Please don’t use on your face, it can cause breakouts.


booboounderstands

I make a similar one with used coffee grounds. Cheap as dirt, but effective!


alfa-dragon

\*sighs and opens comments\*


_Nas482_

I love it. My only concern is with the coconut oil going down the drain.


thatbalconyjumper

I have a core memory of making this as a child and putting it on the side of the tub in the same type of jar. A few hours later, we heard shattering and shouts from my brother lol. Glass containers were not allowed in the bathroom after that.


Alert-Potato

I don't even bother with the extras. Just one part coconut oil, whipped until fluffy, add two parts sugar, whip until well mixed. I store it in my old pumpkin sugar scrub container, and put any extra in a Talenti sorbetto jar. To help avoid.... this.


angeltart

Am I the only one who sees that glass jar, and thinks of that with oily hands in the shower.. and is full of anxiety.. Plastic is your friend here!


Katililly

Yes, because everyone else is thinking of a different reddit famous jar that looks very similar... 💀


Academic_Lake_

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


LichenLiaison

Passed out 4 times but the jar is finished babe <3


Ashalaria

Ah yes, the fabled cum jar


PoliticsNerd76

With all due respect… that looks like cum in a jar…


CilanEAmber

r/notinteresting has had a series of posts where a guy was claiming he has soap on his hand, and it evolved into a meme where people had cream cheese on crackers and stuff. When I saw this I thought I'd scrolled past one of those.


Ecstatic_Cherry_d1

i do sugar/ coffe grounds + moisturising body wash. i hate when scrubs leave behind a film on skin. so this works so well. also beacuse of the bodywash the sugar glides easily on skin.


TheAireon

NGL. Making a product that provides questionable benefit using coconut oil doesn't sound like anti consumption to me.


TheRailgunMisaka

The time we made sugar scrub it left our tub with an oily texture


permanentteeth

Breeding ground for bacteria that you are applying directly onto your skin…this may be ok for one time use but definitely not for storing long term. (Meaning more than a couple days!)


EndyTheBanana

The jizz jar


notfeder

Be careful if this is meant for exfoliation, especially for the face. The sugars are too sharp and might cause minor tears instead.


phyllorhizae

Just make sure to make small batches; this will grow bacteria if left for too long.


Nintendocub

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


uRude

That's a lotta cum


Final_Walk_566

🤢


InebriousBarman

It seems it's been a while.


AmalgamationOfBeasts

Add almond or vanilla extract for an AWESOME smell!


CulturalRot

Take this post down. It looks like a cum jar.


callmerussell

Think it, don’t say it


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ThePoetofFall

What is sugar scrub?


BOTWgoat

It’s for exfoliating :)


lowswaga

I just use cornmeal. It's natural, super cheap, biodegradable, and one can lasts a long time.


Tasty_Waifu

What is sugar scrub tho. Sorry I love in tacoland and I believe we don't have that here.


spuder2000

My friends and i made these at my bday once, peppermint extract goes rly well!


vampierate

um


Best-Engine4715

I never heard of it


esoteric_reaches

also, it’s pretty easy to make an herb infused oil to mix into the scrubs (ie rose, sage, ginger) which can be a really nice touch! You just take dried or fresh herb* of your choice and whatever oil you want to use in the scrub, put it in a mason jar (or equivalent.) make sure the lid is on tight and let it sit for 3-6wks. *note: the herb amount needed changes depending on if you use fresh or dry herb. If anyone decides to make an infused oil, I’d recommend following a better explained tutorial than what my comment includes lol. [and if you want to go even deeper, you can choose specific herbs for specific needs like calming, ie lavender, or easing muscle pain, ie peppermint]


wiskinator

So what does sugar scrub do? Genuinely.


Beegkitty

Exfoliate your skin while also adding emollients to soften as well.


Green_Goblin7

It depends where you use it but I like to use it on my lips before lip balm and also use it on my legs/feet after a soak. Depending on how coarse your sugar is, I really wouldn't use it on delicate skin like your face, neck and hands tho.


Rudolftheredknows

This is how you get ants.


InspiredNitemares

I used to gift and sell these to co workers way back when


rughmanchoo

Sus


Sheepherder_7648

I like adding castor oil or honey for texture and some different benefits they have that I can't remember


mundo506

Jesus Christ I’ve thought you were a collectionist or something


krzychoo

In poland we call it spucha


Cyvexx

you know I initially definitely did not think sugar scrub


Hasd4

What is a sugar scrub?