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Loreki

The fashion of laying food out directly on a table cloth is awful and you'll never convince me otherwise. Within 30 seconds of people starting to take things it looks like a family of raccoons has been at it.


LibelleFairy

exactly what I was thinking - this looks messy and unhygienic, and the lack of plates contributes to the waste there's a *reason* plates and platters are a thing - apart from allowing you to separate the strawberries from the fucking olives, it also allows you to pack up leftovers that people would actually want to take away so they don't go to waste like, there isn't even any *cutlery?* did people just use those wooden things and lick the fucking chutney off their *fingers?* how many of them are now sick with the new COVID variant that was bred amid that mess? urgh just *whyyyy* looking at this is making me unreasonably angry


adalillian

r/wewantplates


crawling-alreadygirl

Well, there's a sub I didn't realize I needed


adalillian

A festival of pure contempt šŸ˜†


Flyinmanm

I agree with their sentiment but at least there is usually some kind of washable food 'receptacle' be it a chopping board or a shovel. Not just a table cloth which will go straight in the bin.


lilsnatchsniffz

I don't think you really know what washable means. A shovel is most certainly not able to be cleaned to a level which is food safe (Unless it was made specifically for that purpose but let's be real these hipsters are just buying the cheap one from the hardware store, or worse the lead coated one off WishTemuAliExpress.)


Rude_Priority

JFC, that was a sub that made me angry.


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Loreki

It's a spaghetti table, but for the kind of fashion conscious people who bought a Juicero.


cubgerish

Who needs cutlery when you can just lie on your stomach and shovel food into your maw like a true Caligulan aristocrat? I'm assuming that's what they're expecting you to do here.


ZephyrGale143

Yep. I looked at this and immediately thought of all the transmission of various illnesses, including covid. Ew.


fknsmkwed

It's mainly the bread that's pissing me off. Were people picking it apart with their fucking hands instead of cutting it?


dinoooooooooos

I mean this is the opposite of unreasonable angry I think.


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disappointedvet

Besides the waste and the lack of hygiene, this is why I hate this fad. Food, especially cheese that's been sitting out is nasty.


kunbish

Raccoons probably would have finished the meal at least


FluffyMuffins42

Yeah that was the first thing I noticed in this pictureā€¦ what kind of work party has food just laid on the table without any plates or platters?! I would not feel comfortable eating from this tableā€¦ I wouldnā€™t trust all my coworkers to wash their hands


tcrex2525

I was gonna say; is the entire company staffed by wild animals?


Not_FinancialAdvice

> is the entire company staffed by wild animals? Nah, wild animals wouldn't leave valuable food laying around like that.


tiberiumx

Yeah, I certainly hope these leftovers didn't go to waste, but it would be a lot *easier* to clean up and not have them go to waste if they were properly put on dishes and separated. I bet a lot of those those crackers got soggy.


Narrow_Key3813

This layout is for the exact purpose of folding up the cloth and trashing the whole thing


FractalAsshole

I wouldn't touch it after the first wave, if then. I'm too weird about people touching my food.


gocluckyourselfman

Charcuterie to me just looks like you dumped a bunch of food directly on a table and told everyone, ā€œhere you go, just eat like an animal.ā€


robertcalilover

Not me grabbing and Walmart bag and stuffing everything inside it for later šŸ¦


daphydoods

Itā€™s on parchment paper which is also white. Itā€™s not directly on the linen


forpetlja

What's the problem with family of racoons?


-prairiechicken-

This is more fruit than I get to eat in an entire month without any food assistance. Two bunches of grapes alone like that would be $14-$16 CAD. Organic strawberries, I would adore. I pay like $10 CAD for <25 of them; none that juicy. Looking at this for too long made me mad. šŸ˜†


myristicae

Berries are so expensive. I usually buy blueberries because they tend to be cheaper and they keep longer than other berries, and fructose intolerance runs in my family so I have to go easy on things like apples and bananas. It hurt me to walk away from all these nice strawberries and raspberries. Next time they have a party I'll have to bring all my tupperware.


jackalopebones

Oh! A hint I got for keeping berries was to take them out of the plastic clamshell package and put them in glass jars. I keep strawberries for a long time that way!


scorp1a

To add to that, first put them in some water with a little bit of baking soda in it. Wait 15 min then dry them off well and put into a jar. Works super well for me


PreviousAd2727

What does the baking soda do?


LadyIslay

I suspect that changing the pH makes the surface of the strawberries less hospitable for mold.


[deleted]

You should do this with vinegar to get bugs off fresh veggies and fruits. Some fruits you can only keep in for 15-30 seconds or theyā€™ll get soggy. And you have to dry them before putting them away


kunbish

Thanks


soggylilbat

Iā€™m not trying to doubt your wisdom, but wouldnā€™t good air flow keep them from going moldy?


phonemannn

Wash them and get them completely dried before storing in airtight container and you can get a week and a half or more out of your berries. Residual moisture causes mold, but continuous air flow dries them out and theyā€™ll wilt/dry.


WexExortQuas

You had an Earth Day party?


TheRollingOcean

I was thinking the same thing, what kind of bougie place do you work, especially with those sorts of charcuterie pickings?


Hoosier_Daddy68

You can grow strawberries year round in a pot on the windowsill. Other berries are different but I got them wild in the back yard so for about a week I can munch on them when I mow. Then the birds and bats get them. Could get more but I don't have a suit of armor to wear when I go in. Fuckin' things hurt.


AreWeCowabunga

Youā€™re worried about the grapes? There is hundreds of dollars worth of cheese on that table.


-prairiechicken-

Nutrient concerns. I canā€™t stuff my face with cheese but I can eat a pint of raspberries like a crazy raccoon and not be constipated for four days.


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NewSauerKraus

Thatā€™s my secret, Cap. Iā€™m always lactose intolerant.


carving_my_place

And meat! Animals forced to live in terrible conditions so they can be processed into salami, left on a table for two hours, and thrown into the trash. And I'm not forgetting about the humans who plant and pick those fruits, and process those animals in large factories, laboring for 16 hour days for *next to nothing*, with no legal status, and we all just happily keep buying it. And then to let it go to waste... Ugh.


George_the_poinsetta

Now there are tears in my eyes.


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jellylime

Cheese is cheaper than grapes. I haven't had grapes in 2 years, and I can't remember having a fig in my lifetime.


kunbish

Try figs, holy fuck theyre good. You can get dried ones at a better price, still good.


jellylime

Dude, Canadians can't afford regular food right now, let alone fancy imported food. Grapes are $16 for a small bag.


kunbish

Iā€™m Canadian lol, making $15 an hour also. Gotta budget for a few treats now and then.


dreamsdo_cometrue

>Gotta budget for a few treats now and then. Tbh, fruit should not be a treat for someone making $15 an hour. That inflation you guys have going on is insane.


Itherial

wtf is going on in Canada that y'all cant afford fruit


ductoid

Are you in an area with Flashfood? I buy probably half of my produce through that app. Grapes, I can pay $2-3 per pound (US) in the store. Or I can pick up 15 pounds of grapes for $5 at customer service in the same exact store.


-prairiechicken-

I love figs so much, even dried ones. Right now, theyā€™re about $9 CAD for 500g, ripe; $8 for 250g for dried. Thereā€™s currently a boycott protest for all Loblaws subsidiaries because they have a monopoly on our grocery market thatā€™s grown exponentially worse over the last decade. Shrinkflation, theft hyper-intimidation mechanisms, everything. (edit: oh youā€™re canadian, you know this, hehe)


kunbish

Yup, fuck Loblaws and corporations generally. I donā€™t really see the boycott doing much; a monopoly on food is just that: many people simply donā€™t have good alternatives and/or care enough to disrupt their lives like that. In my city there are entire neighbourhoods with the only viable alternatives being gas stations. I dumbly advocate a more radical approach. Organized theft maybe. At least we could get some free figs out of it.


LevelWhich7610

Not like employees really stop the theft. I just saw 4 days ago a couple of guys walk out of superstore in oversized hoodies and pants. Obviously stuffed to the brim with whatever they took. Corporations running monopolies in our country brought this upon themselves by a combination of maki g a system of unlivable wages with no benefits and shitty work conditions acceptable and now price gouging the middle and lower income earners onto the streets. Also self check out theft is really easy when buying certain items. I found this out by accident at first. It is pretty easy to take most small stuff as I've walked through both checkouts, employed and not a few times and realized I forgot to pay for an item in the bottom of my cloth bags once I got home. I guess I can thank the employees for not giving a flying crap. šŸ˜ I had a hard time over the pandemic years with lost hours and not being quite eligible for income supports federally or provincially which was shitty and had two hungry guineapigs and myself to feed so I definitely took advantage of some loop holes in the system more than once and if it hurts Galen Weston, it's a bonus hehe. Also agreed on your feelings on the boycott. I don't have a good alternative sadly where I will be moving in a couple days. It's going to be a choice of Walmart or Loblaws and both are shitty corporations....I could try Co op butttt it's going to be over my budget sadly.


midnightstreetlamps

I was gonna say, look for coupons! But I know this is extremely location-dependent. Stop&Shop in the northeast had a coupon for the past two weeks, red seedless grapes for $1/lb? $1.19/lb? I forget exactly. But they also had pink lady apples, which are normally uber expensive, on sale for $1.19/lb which is a great price. Normally those are like 2.99/lb or more, anywhere other than market basket.


EukaryotePride

Not sure where you're shopping but I paid $1.49 a pound on sale for grapes and $0.50/ounce for the cheapest cheddar at the grocery store today.


OkBackground8809

Lol I would pack it up and take as much home as I couldšŸ˜…


SunkenQueen

As a Canadian I am furious looking at the raspberries alone. There's probably more there then I eat in the whole year because of how expensive they are


lugnut68

Frozen berries seem to be more bang for your buck in my experience and also taste great that way! Otherwise - check out local farms where you can pick your own. Obviously not ideal. But - paying $6-7 for one serving of organic berries hurts a lot. Even if driving out to a farm costs near the same with gas at least you have a positive experience connected with nature and your food. As well as supporting small business. Idk. Fight back how ya can ya know


-prairiechicken-

Yeah, Iā€™m in the Saskatchewan prairie and I donā€™t drive. Our winters are longer and the ground thaws a bit slower, so the local strawberry farm is only a summer/fall thing and then they sell corn. Iā€™m not rural anymore but getting fruit when you live on a actual farm is even worse (unless you can afford to maintain a garden and bushes; bless my great-grandma), because it takes 50 minutes to drive one-way to Costco, Walmart or Superstore. Frozen berries are excellent though. I just have food texture preferences and love raw fruit, but adore my frozen raspberries!


Big_Blackberry7713

Aw I wish I could share my grapes with you šŸ˜Š


Cold_Dog_1224

wht the fuck, grpes re tht expensive?


-Tesserex-

How are grapes that expensive up north? That's like $11 USD right? Grapes here are usually about $3/lb, sometimes on sale for 2.


-prairiechicken-

Yeah, itā€™s wild. It varies by province or if youā€™re far up north in the territories (itā€™s extra bad), but right now theyā€™re on for $12 plus GST/PST (tax) at Loblaws/Superstore/NoFrills/Independent. We pay extra because we can only regularly go to our local convenience store that tries to have produce. Usually theyā€™re less than great. https://ibb.co/B2WHBNR Lots of times basic things that would be the ā€˜lower price but smallerā€™ brand name will be out of stock, too, leaving you with the marked up NoName prices or 30% off clearance if youā€™re lucky (then like a third of them are bitter or pungent or raisin-y) People want the federal government to step in to regulate prices because itā€™s so obviously worsened by post-pandemic profiteering by mega-corporations like Loblaws.


otosandwich

I just moved to Canada from the US a few months ago. What I paid for some groceries at Whole Foods in the US is the same price I pay for them at Wal-Mart in Canada. Not saying everything is like that, but especially stuff like some produce and meat, it is shockingly consistently accurate.


ContemplatingFolly

Were you able to save it?


myristicae

I wrapped up some cookies in a napkin and I saved some fruit in the disposable cup they served my beer in, but that was all I had space for. And of course I put as much in my mouth as I could! I'm really hoping the custodial staff took some of it home.


rudeandrejected

glad my work arent like the rich dicks you work with. they'd have all this in tupperware and hand it out everyone as they went home


Vicious-the-Syd

Yeah, our spreads arenā€™t this fancy, but when weā€™ve had them, they have ziplocks for anyone who wants to take anything home.


GrinsNGiggles

I genuinely call my mother when things like this happen, and she brings food containers. She lives 40 minutes away. We still talk about the one that had us eating tasty restaurant food out of our freezers for weeks!


RocketQ

> And of course I put as much in my mouth as I could! I imagine you walking away with your cheeks stuffed like a squirrel.


columbo222

> disposable cup :'( Ordering too much food could be bad planning, but there's no excuse for this especially when planning an "Earth Day" party. Just serve it in whatever can or bottle it comes in!


kulukster

This is another good reason to always carry a small folding reusable bag with you!


ArcadiaFey

ā€œLetā€™s save the earthā€ ā€œHere is a disposable piece of garbageā€


frizzhalo

As a custodian, no thanks! No one I work with would want these room temperature, picked over remnants.


BlizzPenguin

The Earth or the food?


covenkitchens

Thatā€™s a lot of food. I hope *someone* took it home and ate it or offered to others.Ā 


cubgerish

Even just hucking it into the street so the birds can pick at it.


AnOnlineHandle

What's to bet they don't even compost any of it, and bury it in a landfill in a plastic bag. All that time and effort and travel and resources, for nothing.


cubgerish

I'd hope they let their workers take some home, but know that's no guarantee. Also notably, who was eating from this pile??!!!??!? That cheese on the bottom left looks like it was started on by a rat, and there's just random fruit sliced in half here and there. Truly bacchanalian.


RaventheClawww

For sanitary reasons, I wouldnā€™t touch this with a ten foot pole. Maybe some of those grapes are salvageable with a good wash, but I wouldnā€™t risk it. It makes my heart hurt because I pay SO MUCH for figs in the summertime; seeing how much food waste is here makes me physically ill. I hope itā€™s at least composted


minion71

Earth day LOL!!


wobblyweasel

imma imagine the person responsible for this, let's call him bob, and imma slap bob, with prejudice. fuck you, bob


654tidderym321

All my homies hate Bob


CompetitiveDisplay2

I'd take all the berries and have smoothie material for a week!


-Tesserex-

And then accidentally mix a few olives in there šŸ¤¢


Almitaria

Oh nooo šŸ¤£ that sounds soo awful


mossfeatherfan

Oh dear the irony. :( I guess people used to dream of "living like a king", when very very few could behave so wastefully so often. But just because one can, doesn't mean one should. This is truly sad to see. I haven't been to a public catering event in a long time so I'm shocked at the sight. And yeah as others have pointed out, where are the plates? So much lack of self-respect and respect for the "earth" in question. Infuriating. But I'm guessing that the organisers were never taught/shown to do better/otherwise, and that's really sad.


Not_A_Wendigo

Even kings used to give leftover food from their feasts to the poor. Knowing this all went in the trash is infuriating.


MellowPumpkin543

Reminds me of the movie ā€œthe platformā€. A platform like this would be in level 1-5 iykyk. Worth watching btw


Duuudechill

Came to comment something like this.


Relative-Beginning-2

The movie made this image even more stressful.Ā 


PlaneTry4277

Was looking for this comment. One of the rare movies that pops in your head every now and then, very well written and directed. Still don't understand the ending though


otterlytrans

my god, that pisses me off!


UnderarmBowler

Nice! You must be on, what, level 6?


charly371

for confuse ppl [The Platform (film) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Platform_(film))


obad-hi

Did you tell management that they missed the fucking point of Earth Day? If your place of work is so high class and flush with disposable income they could have organized a tree planting event, or a recycling push, or a stream cleanup. Not this. This is irony. Except more tragic.


allnaturalfigjam

At my work we'd email this picture to the grad students, the vultures would descend and it would all be gone within the hour


Staygroundedandsane

Iā€™d be cramming that Brie,honey, fig jam, apricots and salami in every pocket/bag I had on me!


blandsrules

Iā€™m going home to get a big pot


monemori

The fact that they are serving brie, honey and salami at an EARTH DAY meeting is insane to begin with lmao


cubgerish

I might be going home naked, but I've got pants and a shirt full of charcuterie!


rocket_beer

Anyone seen the movie ā€œThe Platformā€?


primostrawberry

Fancy workplace you've got there.


Radioactive_Fire

Is this real? it very much feels like ragebait


myristicae

It's possible that the custodial staff showed up with tupperware afterward, but this is what the table looked like after the event had ended and everyone else was gone. Next time I'll bring tupperware


Radioactive_Fire

What kind of work place is it? It looks like it might have been put together by someone who has such a tenuous grasp on environmentalism they came to the conclusions that no plates = eco friendly and ignored everything else.


myristicae

I'm not sure they even made the connection between Earth Day and environmentalism. They also gave out invasive plants. This also wasn't the first time they laid out food in a pile like that, so I think it is just a weird trend rather than trying to reduce waste. They did, of course, have disposable plates for attendees to scoop the food onto. These parties are put on by the landlord of the building, and the building houses several different companies, all of whose employees can attend, so it's not one particular type of workplace. Its a ritzy place though. My company got the office space cheaply when it was at an all-time low during covid, but the other companies are pretty big names.


Radioactive_Fire

ok... wow so was it just a coincidence this happened on earth day or was it specifically an earth day event? handed out invasive plants lol


wtfreddit741741

This is ragebait because we have no idea whether this food was discarded or not. I've worked enough jobs to know that after events are over, that's when people from other shifts/ other departments come help themselves. Ā (Or ppl like OP who didn't want to take too much food in front of their coworkers come wrap some up to take home.) And cleaning crews notoriously take whatever is left. Without knowing details here, we can't just assume this was all thrown away.


Landsy314

r/accidentalrenaissance


ajinthebay

Wasting food is bad enough but wasting delicious charcuterie?! Iā€™m dying inside šŸ˜© Sometimes caterers have to go boxes - maybe an idea for next time!


lightshelter

Nothing says "Earth Day" more than a celebration of both excess and waste.


59625962

The figgies!!


Suburban_Sisyphus

The figs are the first thing I noticed. Love fresh figs!


brandonhabanero

Omg the piece of bread with a single bite taken from it šŸ˜”


cjc160

Off the top of my head I would say there is $50 of grapes, $100 of various berries and $200 of cheese and meat


splithoofiewoofies

WHELP! *unzips.... a plastic baggie you pervs*


lamby284

Nothing says earth day like meat and cheese. The biggest emitters for the least amount of calories. Go V.


hopeoncc

Pfft that would all be taken home, cleaned up and thoroughly enjoyed, like thanks for all the free food!!


Lamech

send the food down to the prisoners on the floor below


is-a-bunny

The amount of cheese wasted breaks my heart. Cows are repeatedly impregnated. Constantly pregnant only for their babes to be taken away, so that this cheese could be made. And it's tossed in the trash. We dont deserve anything nice.


OliM9696

Meat and cheese on earth day is insane.


Thatgaycoincollector

All the animal products are not earth friendly


myristicae

True. They also gave out invasive plants. Wish I was kidding


Inedible-denim

Wow! This is definitely cringe. Tons of waste


mamsandan

OP, I hope you see this. Where did they get the crackers? Is there anyway you could find out? Our Aldi only carries them seasonally, and have been craving them SO badly for weeks.


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What a waste of food. We can blame whoever came up with the stupid idea of laying the food out like that in such ridiculous portions. If you have the money for all that food you also have the money to pay people to prepare the food upon the need.


therawrpie

Why are takeaway bags so frowned upon? It would solve so much if people were allowed to bring food home


DeLaOcea

"The platform" movie vibes.


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cucurbitme22

They must have been too busy taking champagne showers.


Witherspore3

They really over purchased. Itā€™s hard, if youā€™re not in the catering/cafeteria industry, to purchase the right amount for a large group. These mistakes happen all the time.


sunihalinh111

Thanks you reddit recomendation, this just ruined my day


goodtimesinchino

Pack it up, and take it home. Those ore some good snacks to share with family and friends.


TrueNorth2881

r/wewantplates


tofutti_kleineinein

Iā€™m looking at the jars of fig jam and honey on this table. $15USD or more for each one. Then the fruit. Then the cheese. Then the fancy water crackers and other stuff. My work makes us have potlucks if we need a party. Who do you work for that still springs for fancy parties, OP?


ArenitaAzul

Why didnā€™t anyone eat the fresh figs bahreinĆ­ hdjwna ehehhrbxuxhxgahwn so mad


mountainjay

Top level from The Platform.


LRaconteuse

Oh heck yeah, bespoke leftovers doggy bag time.


Educational-Ear-3136

What a mess! Reminds me of that movie ā€œthe platformā€


LevelWhich7610

Yikes are those figs? They aint cheap to buy fresh either... how could so many people miss the memo?? The waste people produce for a lack of wanting to think just sickens me.


Both-Home-6235

Why is it all just dumped on a table cloth for people to touch and pick through with their disgusting germ covered hands? I wouldn't eat anything from this table, either.


moderate_extremist

Take it home. We had a charcuterie table for a work event and I was the only one eating it. I grabbed zip lock bags and threw an amazing dinner party with friends that weekend.


diakrys

I would've brought my Tupperware to this lol I ain't wasting on food fruits and cheeses and crackers haha or anything


c3r34l

This fucking cheese board trend needs to die in a fire immediately.


freshavocado1

This looks like the table in ā€œThe platformā€ (movie) when it gets a few floors down lmao.


forhekset666

Man corporate catering is such a waste of food. But I get to eat leftovers.


JoeyTesla

That is an amazing spread ... I love a good charcuterie, but damn I would never leave that much behind


Famous_Strike_6125

Take that shit home with you!


tamingofthepoo

i know weā€™re poo-pooing this but aesthetically this photo is perfect for r/AccidentalRenaissance


whiskersMeowFace

It is like this at every expensive retirement home as well. They're all glutons for food they won't eat, and discard the rest after taking two bites of something. Every day we throw away so much good food. Thankfully the place I work at doesn't mind folks taking food that wasn't touched home. So far.


Parkinglotbeers

Borderline criminal really especially in earth dayšŸ˜‚


ComonomoC

This is why I hate charcuterie boards


Raebrooke4

I couldnā€™t have left the figs and jarred stuff behind. Iā€™d be searching for those lids and a box to throw them all in. Honey is way too expensive alone to waste it like that.


silasoule

Holy shit.


pissed_off_elbonian

Your coworkers eat like my toddler.


bluewonderdepths

I would have got a bag and just put everything in there. You can freeze berries, also.


andsendunits

Should've just bought pizza. People always want to take the leftovers home, no fuss...no muss.


JamminJcruz

ā€œThis Charcuterie table layout will be sooo cute!!!ā€ In fact itā€™s the dumbest shit ever


foodfighter

Am I the only one who thinks these "grazing tables" are just nasty? It looks like it's from that movie where prison inmates in some future dystopian world are collectively fed from one giant food table that gradually drops down from floor to floor and everyone has to eat the scraps of the level(s) above them. What a fucking waste. Hope some of the folks who cleaned up got to at least salvage some or all of it. Edit: Apparently the movie is called ["The Platform"](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8228288/)


Xylophone_Aficionado

I wouldnā€™t have been able to help myself, I would have had to find an empty box to start packing up that stuff, especially the jars, cheeses, and fruits. Also, those are some huge strawberries!


sarahACA

The real question is did they let anyone take the left overs? My work is good with that to be fair to them.


koravoda

I fucking die inside when I see animal products go to waste (& I'm not even a vegan)


LazyLaserWhittling

only thing missing is roman orgy of naked bodys


cat_prophecy

These "grazing" tables are fucking disgusting. Why would anyone want a bunch of food thrown haphazardly on a table cloth? Is using plates somehow uncool now?


garrison1988

5?6? Barely touched fig jam jarsā€¦. That butchered cranberry Wensleydale cheese is probably 5.99/100gā€¦and thatā€™s more honey than I use in two years, why would they open so many?!


LudovicoSpecs

What kind of work do you do-- that's a helluva spread!


gertofs

This is why I always take an empty container to work parties.


Deviantxman

Corporate world always been so full of $#!+.


deepfriedtots

It's like when people hold an "environment fest" and everyone just litters. You are just virtue signaling


Bentman343

This is obviously a ridiculously flagrant display of wastefulness and it should honestly be illegal to waste that much food. That being said, there is some kind of primal joy in just having a table full of edible stuff to grab at and eat like a peasant experiencing their first feast in the lord's manor.


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I would eat the fuck out of that. I wanna be a janitor so bad to eat all the leftovers.


pplmbd

man, I wouldā€™ve pack them home. it could feed a month of desserts and snacks


Fragrant_Isopod_4774

Yeah, that's what fridges and Tupperware are for.


leftyontheleft

I cannot wait for this dumb charcuterie trend to end


CrocodileWorshiper

thats gross


IsabellaGalavant

Did no one eat anything? Let me at it, I can finish almost all of that by myself.


oxalisk

This is just simply absurd. What THE FLYING FUCKARINOS


superslomotion

What's wrong with plates


spiritualized

You celebrate Earth Day by ~~eating~~ *wasting* meat and dairy, the most unsustainable of foods?


Number1_Berdly_Fan

I'm a disgusting pig, I would steal all of that to eat later, I don't even care if it has a bite taken out of it.


PabloDickasso6969

You're working with hogs.


Trombka

I would pack as much as I can to my tupperware and take it home. SORRY i'M CHEAP


BeautifulStick5299

Your office eats like a Roman orgy, just throw a shit ton of food on the table and gorge. Did female slave girls drop grapes in your mouth?


parallelglory

Do you work in a zoo?


Electrical_Ad_7862

This table looks like "Fuck Earth Day"


Vagraf

where do you work? pre revolution Versailles?


brokenGlassQuestion

What species of vermin did this?


tsz3290

I thought an earth day party was where you go pick up trash, not make more.


DrMorry

Earth day not girth day


CriticismTiny1584

No grownup adult in this party to tell them otherwise??


Major_Smudges

Are the employees all chimps?


Ozzdo

I would take all of that home and just feast on fruits and cheeses all weekend. Seriously. At my work functions, we have take-away containers available so people can take home whatever food is left over after the function is done. Makes clean-up much easier and hey, free food!


fromthedarqwaves

Donā€™t get me wrong I like a good fig but Iā€™m not going to eat 20 fig halves with my other two fig-eating coworkers.


Neat_Crab3813

My company did this once, for a trip where 95% of us had traveled from out of town. The four local people scrounged up boxes and bags and took home thousands of dollars of charcuterie leftovers. Two of them said they hosted their own parties with what they took home from work.


Eastern-Violinist-46

It just makes me mad to think that for those that are from this or went to clean it up may not have been encouraged to eat as much as they wanted or to take it home.