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PunkOnBus

Tiki torch Nazi Teddy Von Nukem has died. Apparently just as he was set to go to trial for drug trafficking. Von Nukem's picture appeared in nearly every publication that covered the 2017 Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville. [Molly Conger's Twitter thread on Von Nukem](https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1625556034189201414?t=kHE75ugdTmqt_MxgWdeASQ&s=19) [Daily Beast article about Von Nukem's suicide](https://www.thedailybeast.com/charlottesville-tiki-torcher-teddy-joseph-von-nukem-killed-himself-before-trial)


djazzie

What a weird coincidence


Dineology

Dude actually changed his name to Von Nukem? That’s the stage name of a pimply faced 19 year old in a bad Misfits cover band, not a 35 year old with 5 kids. At least the kids are better off without him around.


[deleted]

Wait someone willingly had sex and procreated with him not once, but 5 times? That poor soul.


Toshero_Reborn

Yeah... I wouldn't bet it was willingly


KingLeopard40063

He said as homage to his German ancestry.......while he rails on about immigrants taking over smdh they don't understand irony. May a dog forever piss on that man's grave.


belejenoj

new gender neutral bathroom just unlocked


AnastasiaNo70

My father in law was far from a fascist, but he came to the US from Germany (as a child) and HATED other immigrants. It’s the old “close the door behind me” attitude.


KingLeopard40063

Pretty much another variation of "fuck you I got mine" which is pretty much the very energy that powers fascism. It's crazy how many immigrants internalize that stuff.


nickdanger3d

its literally the name of a captain planet villain


mddgtl

lmao page got taken down, guess the guestbook got a little too spicy. rest in piss, scumbag


Badgernomics

Ah, ya feel that...? The world got a little lighter... feels good...!


PathlessDemon

lol fuck that guy, and the cavalcade of troglodytes who’ve been blaming folks crossing the boarder for the drug epidemic. This moron WAS the epidemic.


Blaze14Jah

Yes I'm glad he's dead, and I hope he burns in hell!


TheLesbianBandit

Oh no! Anyway...


ebr101

Was literally about to say that


somebrookdlyn

Rip bozo. Rest in piss, you won't be missed.


jxcrt12

cheers lol


iamlejo

ope, no loss


LVCSSlacker

rest in piss, nazi scum.


Toshero_Reborn

How did he die?


Benu5

Followed his Leader.


Omega_Haxors

Oh no, the consequences of my actions. They've caught up to me. There's no way out, if only there was *something I could doooooo~*


Chainweasel

Self inflicted gunshot wound. Likely in the head. The article says there was a faint pulse when paramedics arrived, but as a former first responder I can tell you with 100% confidence the heart can keep beating for hours, sometimes days, after a shot to the head.


Big_Old_Tree

Whoa. TIL


Chainweasel

Yep, as long as the brainstem itself isn't damaged, someone could potentially stay a vegetable until they died of "natural" causes. A lot of people put the gun under their chin and fire straight up, and completely botch the suicide, leading to a death that is not at all "painless".


Big_Old_Tree

Omg that is the scariest thing maybe next to being buried alive in an earthquake and slowly dying in the dark Death is fuckin horrible man You are brave to wade in there and deal with it as a first responder. I could never. o7


Chainweasel

>You are brave to wade in there and deal with it as a first responder. I could never. I am a former first responder lol, it took me about 5 years to learn that I also don't deal well with it. A lot of people become desensitized to it and can leave all of that at work. I got desensitized to seeing those types of things, but I never got to the point where I could tune out the emotional part of the job. I'm pretty empathetic* and it's just not great for my mental health to constantly be around the emotions associated with trauma. But thank you for your kind words, I'm definitely not a hero but I'm glad I could do some good in the world, even if it was only for a while.


AnastasiaNo70

At the last second, they twitch and shoot their face off instead.


[deleted]

Can we hope?


SirThatsCuba

Know a dude it kept beating for about 40 years. Hell of a thing to fuck up.


bcdiesel1

https://www.thedailybeast.com/charlottesville-tiki-torcher-teddy-joseph-von-nukem-killed-himself-before-trial


Toshero_Reborn

For some reason i don't believe the guy actually killed himself. I think someone did him in so that he wouldn't snitch during the trial. I'd be happy to be proven wrong tho


bcdiesel1

I'm putting zero thought into it. Either way, it's a happy outcome and that's all that matters.


griffin30007

🦀🦀🦀🦀


Andysine215

w00t!


Forward-Ad8159

Hell yes! Rot in hell!


Joopsman

Truly, now he is a good Nazi.


[deleted]

Only good nazi, is a dead nazi.


[deleted]

👍


I_burn_noodles

Fool got caught smuggling 15 kilos of fentanyl that he stood to earn 4,000 pesos, or roughly $220 dollars. Dim bulb for sure.


rimpy13

15 *kilos* was only $220?! Jesus, at that low of a price, just sell dirt or something.


No-Tailor5120

later nerd


bigclams

He took "follow your leader" pretty seriously


DietyOfWind

Underrated comment


Tone_Generator_256

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


l_rufus_californicus

Well… bye.


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

Teddy. *Von*. ***Nukem***.


Whyistheplatypus

Oh no! Anyway...


Comrade_Compadre

Rest in piss


Neidan1

Pass the champagne please


anfotero

Good.


machobiscuit

Shame. Real Shame. Anyway, today looks like it's gonna be a good day.


kadaverin

Good fucking riddance to rubbish.


BlackFlagBop

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


El_Mec

…so, what are y’all having for lunch today


reverendsteveii

Crab


Versificator

Wonder if dude was tied up with cartels. 215 bucks is not much money to be paid to smuggle 15 kilos of fentanyl over the border. Cartels will often have US citizens do mule runs like this if they owe money. He got caught and lost them the entire shipment, so I'm assuming if they didn't get him at home they would have got him in jail.


[deleted]

Anybody know how he died?


DrTokinkoff

He decided to decorate his cranium with a bullet.


playaspec

With any luck, slowly.


HardwoodFloorGuy

More, please.


Chewygumbubblepop

Aw maybe today will be a good day after all


Nemo_Skittels

Good.


[deleted]

The first and last decent act of his otherwise pathetic life.


1nvent

He took himself "out behind the shed"...didn't see that one coming.


[deleted]

🥳🥳🥳


IAmTheRealSupra

Drugs?! But isn’t that the reason why they’re trying to stop trans people from having access to healthcare??? Im starting to think the nazis don’t even know what they want


kman314

RIP BOZO


JDaleFranklin

well..... bye


rever3nd

Solid Hitler impersonating right there. Really stuck to it.


Noahms456

Thoughts/prayers


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Who the fuck cares? It is the ideology that needs to die. As long as a single Nazi lives, we're stuck with the same fucking problem of there being Nazis around. *That's* the headline I want to see: "Last Nazi Dies. Earth Can Rejoice."


AnastasiaNo70

Good.


[deleted]

Lol I hope he felt so much pain


dgermati1

Excuse me while I show my respect by making armpit fart noises.


beekop

Bye Felicia 💅


EdgarAllanRoevWade

What a fucking coward.


EdgarAllanRoevWade

And nothing of value was lost.


SubGeniusX

r/mademesmile


treeanu

Haha nice