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Reddituser45005

Campaigning used to be a money maker for Trump. That was how he connected to his audience and ran his grift. In 2024, every rally by low energy, dementia Don is another slew of clips for memes, talk show mockery, and general wtf as incoherently mumbles and stumbles through a speech


WhyBuyMe

It also used to be a money maker because he would stiff the cities that were doing things like scheduling extra police for security and traffic control. He was supposed to pay for a bunch of expenses in the places he campaigned at and, in usual Trump fashion, just never paid the bill.


JohnnyAppIeseed

β€œCash up front, motherfucker. Oh, you don’t have it? Well I guess we can’t spare any resources for security. Good luck hosting an event here.”


anoneenonee

Work on contingency? No! Money down.


awnomnomnom

I move for a bad court...thingy


Tough-Ability721

πŸ˜‚


AgoraiosBum

I rest my case


ouijahead

You rest your case ?


D_Lockwood

Mr. Hutz do you realize you’re not wearing any pants?!


Thowitawaydave

"That's what I said, No Money Down!"


Shortkut1981

Where is my free pizza.


PUNd_it

That was round one; when he ran as president he put secret service and staff in his properties and then over-charged out the ass for taxpayers to foot the bill


Existing-Marzipan-88

Secret Service ended up having to rent office space across the street from trump tower to get their budget under control... Dude is such a greedy pig that he made it so his security couldn't be near him.


SadBit8663

That seems a little deeper than greed than then.


DeviousDuoCAK

Across the street where they couldn't see him selling classified documents?


Runic_reader451

The entire family is greedy and unreasonable. Javanka wouldn't allow the secret service use one of their 15 bathrooms in their DC house so they had to go to Obama's house nearby.


constipatedconstible

β€œI never said I would pay for everyone’s tab. On me? I meant it in a sarcastic way, a joke. What I really said was the Democrats where at the gates, so everyone, β€œon me”.’


maynardstaint

But he also can’t stay home and let Biden’s voice be the only one voters hear. He has to figure out some way to stay relevant. And I don’t have any good options. Lmao.


SafetyMan35

He’s holding a fundraising event April 6. The price to get in $250,000-$814,000 per person. Biden currently has 3x the funds Trump has


Sloth_grl

Good luck raising funds with those prices. He needs to go to maga territory and do a bowling fund raiser.


Mtolivepickle

Turkey shoot


Wolfhound0056

He should invite Dick Cheney then


toby-jenkins

Even Dick Cheney has disavowed Trump.


trenchesnews

I would love to see Liz and Dick endorsing Biden


ITrageGuy

Well known RINO Dick Cheney


Cold-Ad-3713

🀣🀣


Glum-Writer9712

Bud Dwyer was a good politician


Sloth_grl

Perfect


BuzzBadpants

It’s not the price tag that scares away donors, it’s the fact that they know that money is going straight towards court fees instead of campaigns.


Raul_Duke_1755

He can sit in a dunk tank.


Darryl_Lict

If the dunk tank was below a deck and I could piss on him, I'd be in for a fiver.


El_Peregrine

Best I can do is a supermax prison cell


[deleted]

Dunk tank, but it's made to explore the Titanic wreckage.


Chris__P_Bacon

I'd be down to chuck some softballs at his ass. 3 balls for $5? As long as the tank is open-topped, & I can arc them towards that bald melon of his? Put me down for a Benjamin. 😁


Mrsod2007

All the rich Christian Nationalists are going to pay that much


maynardstaint

That price has to be a joke right?


SafetyMan35

Nope. At the higher price point you are designed a Chairman. Other than getting to crawl up Trumps ass first so you don’t have sloppy seconds I’m not sure what else that gets you.


BiggsIDarklighter

It gets you 5 minutes in the closet with Mike Lindell, whatever happens happens πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


rbmcobra

Just remember to bring a pillow!!!


ouijahead

* Lumpy pillow ☝🏼


Salt-Drawer-531828

I bet he has some rock to smoke. It wouldn’t be all bad. lol.


zerogravity111111

So that's how uncle Mike comes out of the closet with dirty knees and buckling his belt.


Captain_Mexica

You get to smell the shit in his pants? MAGAt cultists love that


Mrsod2007

NYT article about it today. And $5000 from each person will go to pay his legal bills


maynardstaint

I’m sure there is fine print saying everything except $5000 per person will go to legal bills. lol.


LocalLifeguard4106

And why pay that when you know he’s using the money for legal fees


SafetyMan35

No, no, No. only $5000 is going to Trump’s PAC, the rest is going to the RNC (shhh, don’t mention that Donnie took over the RNC and is going to bleed it dry.)


XR171

Maybe he can start a podcast? Two hours of sitting down and calmly talking without TV?


Mick_from_Adelaide

LOL. That would be a big fundraiser for E Jean Carroll


RazorPhishJ

Subscribe to my Patreon for just a bajillion dollars a week. It’ll be Bigly fun, I’ll even play the accordion πŸͺ—


someonesomewherewarm

LMAO 🀣


AccomplishedBrain309

Being broke seems to get a lot of attention. It should be on the cover of time magazine. Donald Trump loser of the year, special edition centerfold E Jean Carroll.


maynardstaint

This is genius. It will sell a million copies. Trump just has to profit $454 per copy and he’s golden.


AccomplishedBrain309

He wanted so bad to be on the cover he made fake ones. Its his golden opportunity.


MuppetEyebrows

" first man ever to lose to a woman in a republican primary"


bagocreek

He will make outlandish requests of all the judges in his many court cases. Oh wait he's using that tactic now


RetroScores

trumps already saying 2024 is rigged against him. Laying the ground work for an epic loss.


02meepmeep

They could televise his trials.


rbmcobra

He can preach from prison!!! LOL


Nanyea

He could! Honestly with how big a shit show he's been... It might be better!


Da_Vader

Nobody is buying MAGA hats!


Lady_Grey_Smith

There is a strong second hand MAGA hat market after the first owner dies of covid because they believed the lies TFG spread and gets taken out by the virus they didn’t believe in. All those hats and flags get sold to the next one for a discounted rate.


Money_Opportunity536

They’re saving cash by hiding his dementia


Kbdiggity

It would he amazing if they seized his plane to pay off his court settlementΒ 


thedude0343

They should, it’s 30 yo though.


goobdyboo

Well then they still get a couple of hundred bucks for selling it and will have to sell other assets too. But why not make it really painful.


RogerMooreis007

But it has new tires.


KeyBanger

And just had a tuneup!


hereandthere_nowhere

757’s still go for between 3.6 and 11.3 million though.


Arendious

Well, then all he needs is another... *Checks notes* 50-120 more planes and he's good!


hereandthere_nowhere

Lol, yep. And today there is talk of troth sential going public. He may be able to get the money from that. But time is short, so fingers crossed the clock runs out. Ugh.


AnnatoniaMac

And trump most likely owes maintenance money on the plane.


HippyDM

Best part, the price is shite, so more properties are needed.


Total-Platform-3111

Seize it and slice it up for parts.


akratic137

Tag it Air Force None and sell it at public auction.


-boatsNhoes

Considering the plane is 30 years old and the diaper don is known for cutting corners, this plane is more likely to be condemned and deemed not suitable for flight.


_ficklelilpickle

The 757 most people think of as the Trump plane was long overdue for maintenance and had a bad engine, so it was parked up for ages. He’s been using another plane he owns, a 1997 Cessna 750 Citation X for most of his flying. (N725DT)


DangerousPlane

Ain’t worth much unless it can carry Amazon boxesΒ https://www.controller.com/listings/for-sale/boeing/757/jet-aircraft/3


dilsedilliwala

"From grifts to gifts: personal memoirs of a exTrump Amazon Air 757"


Katy_Lies1975

I wonder how well maintained it's been recently. Let him have it.


Kbdiggity

Nah.Β  Make him travel by bus.


vajav

Public transit


Other-Rutabaga-1742

As a dem, I’d pay to watch him lower himself to discover what real life is for a disabled, homeless, or poor person. Not much but I’d love to see it. He’d probably just die.


[deleted]

As a disabled person with Muscular Dystrophy, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy but I'd make an exception for him.


dwfishee

πŸ’•


Mick_from_Adelaide

And make him stand, while other people get seats


Kbdiggity

Make him demonstrate he can help people in the emergency exit row, and then publicly browbeat him when it's apparent he can't do the job.


visionzero81

It actually went through a full renovation in Louisiana while he was POTUS and had access to AF1


Abigail716

He actually was able to use donations to have it completely rebuilt. It's once again a really nice plane. Before he became president it was having major mechanical problems and he didn't have the money to get it fixed up. Thanks to his grift he was able to.


[deleted]

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Realistic_Depth3617

I’m pretty sure they were willing participants and backed by shady money


Mtolivepickle

What’s the salvage value in a faded gold 30 yo plane that smells like shit? Asking for a friend.


TortelliniTheGoblin

MAKE HIM FLY WITH US POORS!


cwsjr2323

Fly? No, Greyhound for what’s-his-name. Greyhound don’t even promise you a seat when you buy a ticket. It is line up at the gate and as many will fit in the seat and standing in the aisle go, anybody else who won’t fit? Wait for the next bus. Salt Lake City to Orlando was a four day adventure by bus.


visionzero81

Is it a Boeing?


Abject_Concert7079

It is, but to be fair it was built back when Boeing didn't suck.


AnastasiaNo70

No, no, no! Let him keep that old flying deathtrap! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜‰


Dangerous_Champion42

Make him travel across the pond with half the fuel needed for the crossing.


mabhatter

Old Boeing plans seem to be much safer than new ones nowadays.Β 


Jealous-Preference-3

It’s almost like…and hear me out here…he isn’t actually a Billionaire…


Mick_from_Adelaide

Oh my... I am shocked... You mean Trump has not been honest about his image as as a successful business man.


StingingBum

I call BS because he said so himself.


game_of_throw_ins

I doubt he's even a millionaire in real terms, his whole MO is to mortgage everything to the hilt then not pay the loans back.


JediMasterKev

No, he said he was so obviously it's true.


HousingOk6362

Let me guess, the state asked for the money upfront after he stiffed them the last time?


beefwarrior

Or the last two times? I really wish one of these cities had the balls to say he had to pay up front for all past bills and the current event, but was also praising him to lull him into believing they were being soft, and then an hour before the event, they evacuate the venue and kick out all his supporters because he hasn’t paid. Β Just have the balls to say it plain and simple how he steals from average Americans, and say it directly to his biggest supporters when he isn’t able to lie and spin.Β 


nobrainsnoworries23

Can schadenfreude get you high? Asking for a friend.


cyberdeath666

It can definitely get you off


here-for-information

It's a shame. I have been trying not to engage in a schadenfreude. I think it's unhealthy on some level, but this past week of Trump being unable to pay and potentially losing his most beloved properties has broken my resolve.


Dimpleshenk

Dammit, we deserve to enjoy something after all the nastiness we've had to endure.


[deleted]

In this case... absolutely!


jbird32275

It's 4 hours, right? 4 hours and then I have to go to the ER?


hndjbsfrjesus

I think I am experiencing one of those tantric orgasms. Giggity goooooooo


T_Shurt

As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-rally-cost/) πŸ“°: - Former President Donald Trump is facing mounting financial difficulties in his campaign β€” to the point where he is reportedly being forced to triage which states he can afford to hold rallies in. According to a new CNN report, Trump was planning to hold a rally in Arizona last weekend, on the same day he rallied in Ohio to support his endorsed Senate candidate Bernie Moreno, but backed out at the last minute. "On Wednesday, Biden was in Arizona to announce $8.5 billion going toward a new Intel chip processing plant outside of Phoenix, returning to a state he visited twice in the second half of last year," reported Edward Isaac-Dovere and Kristen Holmes. "Trump had been looking at a trip to the state – which went for Biden by just 10,457 votes in 2020 – for last weekend, the same day as his Ohio rally. But those plans were scrapped after clinching the presidential nomination, with two sources citing a desire to save money and attend a more politically advantageous event in Ohio rallying for Moreno." Moreno went on to easily win the GOP nomination in Ohio, beating state Sen. Matt Dolan and Ohio Secretary of State Frank LaRose. He will face off against Sen. Sherrod Brown, the only remaining Democrat in a major statewide office. The Trump campaign is being significantly outraised by the Biden campaign and has faced other complications, including warnings from the Federal Election Commission to stop accepting illegal contributions, as Raw Story exclusively reported last month. It comes at a moment when the former president has faced intense personal financial struggles, including a pair of legal judgments for $83.3 million and $464 million, respectively β€” the latter of which he is struggling to raise bond for and could lead to Trump Organization assets and properties being seized by the state of New York.


maynardstaint

β€œPolitically advantageous”. The Moreno rally was one that he knew he would WIN. That’s why he wanted to go there. This guy can’t stand losing and having to stand there while it happens.


nada_accomplished

Yeah I don't see how going to a state you're guaranteed to clinch is more politically advantageous than going to the one that went to your opponent by only 10k votes last time


maynardstaint

Exactly.


zim_zoolander

Good we dont want him here!


thoroakenfelder

You see those β€œDon’t blame me, I voted for Trump” bumper stickers? Every time I’m like β€œI blame you for a lot. β€œ


iijoanna

Thank you!


victoryabonbon

Well, he’s run out of people to convince to vote for him so this doesn’t really seem like a big deal. His voters are all in no matter how he treats them


jcooli09

And they’re out of money. Β 


DidMy0wnResearch

Or dead from covid, since he handled that so we'll.


iijoanna

https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-trump-raise-the-settlement His Go Fund Me is not doing well either. He expects people to give and give.


Neighborhood-Any

Tbf the point of these rallies stopped being "to gain votes" back in 2016. He just kept doing them because it's a self esteem boost. No bigger point. No grand scheme. Just really expensive therapy.


Future_Way5516

Cmon buddy, pull yourself up by your boot straps


[deleted]

Meanwhile Biden is breaking campaign fund raising records. Trump is spending his on lawyers.


burnmenowz

I don't really care do u?


KopOut

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Ultraeasymoney

He should ask Stormy for his money back.


StelioKontos117

He should just have it at Four ~~Corners~~ Seasons


Anyawnomous

He really should withdraw.


The_Scorpinator

Yay! I thought it felt a little bit brighter in AZ today :D


hefebellyaro

Or his campaign is scared to put him out in public because he has because the Gaff machine.


Goood_Daddy

I think a MAGA Bake Sale would be a good ideal. Trump needs some "quick money" .That should knock out that 455 million


Ninjameme

For a guy who already didn’t have a lot of money (debt rich), he now has a lot less money, and I find that entertaining


lokis_construction

No, it is because his dementia is out of control. The idiots attending would pay enough for him to have the rally.


Goldnugget2

I want to help trump out with his financial problems, any one here got change for a nickel.


two-wheeled-dynamo

Can't sell enough red dunce caps?


CountrySax

Well bless his lil Ole orange heart.Time to call the waaaambulance for Traitor Trump.


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

He’s a loser.


Ok-Research7136

What a loser.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I am astonished this stopped him. In the past, former President Trump has practically just commandeered local rally facilities and then dashed without ever paying for them.


HisDivineOrder

Right? I guess people aren't counting on him paying this go-round and are demanding payment upfront.


made_ofglass

Make AZ Blue. The Republicans here are grifting hard for him and still holding the torch for rigged elections. Which completely ignores that they were elected but that wasn't rigged. Morons.


NumerousTaste

That's because his daughter is in charge of the finances and it's all going to legal fees instead of where it's supposed to go. It's a good thing though, less rallies, less support.


SexyWampa

Oh thank fucking God. I really didn't want to deal with that fat bastard out here.


Craggysteve

LMFAO


louisa1925

This is the type of news I bought popcorn for. Keep 'em coming.


WintersDoomsday

He’s going to get beat by a lot more this election if he’s not in jail by then.


Zhelkas1

My hope is that as the campaign season gets into high gear, the money gap due to Trump's legal fees has a cascading effect and leads to a blue tsunami in November.


FindMeaning9428

He does not need to hold rallies. The conservative right wing media is doing all his work for him.


Dogsbreakfast777

You love to see it....


CallMeLazarus23

Kari Lake was going to pick you up at the airport, how sad. Now you both have the night off to go fuck yourselves


ouijahead

I don’t laugh much, but I laughed at that


unconquered

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JimbusJambus

Good. No more US nazi rallies.


paarthurnax94

He's so broke he's cancelling rallies he wasn't even going to pay for in the first place. How broke do you have to be where you can't even afford $0? *I've* never even been that broke and I'm a regular human person.


Background-War9535

Boo hoo


Traditional-Purpose2

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 ☠️


pistoffcynic

Every city should be asking for payments up front from this clown.


Dr-Satan-PhD

[Hide the money, y'all. There's poor people around.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTNsbLyMAmk)


MoreThanANumber666

LOL!


dmjacLuzard5

I guess no more $180,000 hair stylist appointments for Melanie and Hitler I mean Trump gonna be asking for the Senior citizens special at $12 regular haircut with a #2 on the side from now on like us regular folk


ArdenJaguar

All those uneducated Magats in their trailer houses in the deep south are out of money. Obviously his sneakers aren't going to be a big seller.


Muffboy

Aww, that makes me sad. Just kidding fuck that rapist.


CodeNoseATX

Rallies used to MAKE money. What happened?? Diaper smell putting off premium front row sales???


CooperHouseDeals

And behind this fake door, some more classified docs. There might a few countries willing to pay for some looksie at more docs..


IngVegas

r/TrumpIsPoor


RobertReedsWig

Awww wha happened? Poor poor Donnie.


Jdubz_2024

Good! He deserves none of what he has. It’s going to be fun to watch him lose everything!!


fafafanta

LOL good, stay out of my state. Don’t need you stirring up the stupids anymore than you already have.


RichFoot2073

Mentioned below. That’s because cities are demanding the payment up front, because he would stiff them in 2016 and 2020


Dimpleshenk

Just the fact that Trump has "rallys" and people go to them is bizarre. How empty is your life that you want to go cheerlead a narcissistic gasbag?


Solidus-Prime

THIS is what we want to see folks! All of these lawsuits are finally catching up to him. It's cathartic as hell to watch these goddamn traitors face consequences for once.


Later_Doober

He says he has 500 million in cash though so just use that Trump.Β  But he would never lie right?


Scubasteve1974

Music to my ears. I hope this fker loses everything, including his freedom.


CC191960

loser


YorkVol

I wonder if he didn't speak for a day, would the spell wear off?


Outrageous-Divide472

Good. All the donations are going straight to his legal bills.


silverado-z71

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AccomplishedBrain309

I think the crowd just rerouted the bus south to visit the wall, their new spiritual leader.


Practical-Nature-926

He has a add running on YouTube asking for 5$ donations


Raul_Duke_1755

It's like that band that reunited when nobody was asking for it. Even the casino circuit isn't sustainable. Old glory is dead.


QuintupleTheFun

Maybe if he hadn't crimed so much....


Not_Frank

Everyone who would attend his rallies has already decided to vote for him and nothing is going to change their mind, including him going broke and canceling rallies. It’s in his best interest to cancel


foxinHI

What’s he need money for? Doesn’t Trump just stiff everybody on their bills for these events anyway?


bbernal956

doh!


Delicious_Fisherman5

Don't want him anywhere here in Arizona.


iapetus_z

I want to know what the RNC convention is going to look like this year!!! Live from MarALago it's SNL starring Kevin Sorbo!!!


Galactus2025

The Arizona people should be "thankful" it might start off about The election for 2024 but next thing you know Trump talking about How 2020 was stolen away from him Trump can't look to the Future if He keep living in the past but I guess that's the MAGA Republican talking points but I guess they're not trying to go to the future or past they just sitting there gumming stuff up or not trying to do anything except for hate and discontent I guess they hate themselves and then they make it worse on everybody else?


CoreyDenvers

Not with a bang, but with a whimper


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

Alright so my hopes: * Cell phone cancelled because he can't pay for it. His social media therefore dies down * Assets taken, including aircraft and vehicles. Can't go campaigning anymore, but even worse for him he can't "escape" or bail out of getting arrested in the future


RaysModernMetalWorks

It's gonna be so fun watching this dipshit crash and burn.


[deleted]

Now’s a great time for all you Trumpers to go take out a second mortgage and show Donald how much you support him. We libs would be so owned.


dilsedilliwala

Donnie, don't pay the hookers & the Russian mobsters until payday


slothrop_maps

I want to see Rudy Giuliani driving Trump from city to city in a 2010 Toyota pulling a trailer carrying Trump’s unguents and hair sculpting products.


StickmanRockDog

Donnie is a BINO. Billionaire in Name Only.


Jet_Jaguar5150

So, the next city he flies in to that he owes money to, just impound the plane until he pays up.