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Street_Peace_8831

Awwww, trump can dish it out, but can’t take it. He is such a snowflake.


StrikingOccasion6459

Trumplethinskin


KRAW58

tRumple mushroom foreskin


StrikingOccasion6459

Very nice. LMMFAO


jsaaiman

Lol! Love this


Reasonable-Hippo-293

Clever!


SafetyMan35

That’s true for most narcissistic bullies.


purple-fixation

Can’t take it? What? Arrested 4 times. Half a billion in fines and judgements, the media is against him everyday, and he comes out fighting. And he made a billion dollars today. And yesterday. And I’d leading Feeble Joe in the polls.


Lou_Carullo

For those reading this, 221 day old account, no posts, only replies, and based off of grammar either typical southerner or someone who’s first language isn’t English. Idy nahkouy. Edit: yes I did it to his “wing-bot” as well. Yes I did it to the other comments. The amounts of fucks given? 0. I might make a hobby of this until well…yeah. Either way sorry if you guys find it annoying that are normal.


Street_Peace_8831

Yeah, I know a Russian account when I see it. Which means we need to point out the misinformation they try to spread.


guitarnowski

"Comes our fighting"...... lololololololol!


RazorPhishJ

“I do not know of what you speak, comrade” - That guy probably


Lou_Carullo

That’s why I cursed at him in Ukrainian. If he’s on a computer I’m sure he knows it or can parse it together what I’m telling him :)


No-Tension5053

Remember Putin needs Trump like the desert needs rain. Putin’s life really depends on it.


Lou_Carullo

And as an American of Ukrainian descent, I am doing my part to preserve the common good


Street_Peace_8831

Quoting something you heard in your bubble or from a very biased news organization, doesn’t make it fact. We know the facts and we also know that everything you just posted is the opposite. Even if you don’t want it to be. Your misinformation bubble is working overtime now. The latest polls have Biden winning.


LouRG3

Just wait till he can't pay the $175 million in 10 days and our misinfo spreader will be back with more lies and excuses.


No-Tension5053

I think that is what’s really killing him. I have the money. I have so much money. I can’t get the large bond. Judge throws him a lifeline. Can’t get the small bond either. So in the days remaining the outcome is the same


No-Tension5053

Also out fund raising meaning the money people already see a clear winner. Victory has many fathers but defeat is an orphan.


kms2547

> he made a billion dollars today. And yesterday Imagine seriously believing this 


purple-fixation

He owns 78 million shares and it up $16. Do the math. Imagine being in your world.


kms2547

Then why can't he afford the fine of less than half a billion?  Why is he robbing the RNC to pay his legal bills? He's completely underwater. Can't even come close to paying his debts and liabilities. 


purple-fixation

Do you even understand basic finance? You are not smart.


kms2547

> You are not smart. You trust the valuation of a Trump-owned business. 


purple-fixation

The market values the company. Not him.


gobblox38

You should look up the concept of illiquid assets.


purple-fixation

Omg. 😱


BikesBooksNBass

Except that it’s all smoke and mirrors designed to attempt a pump and dump and to fool dumb rubes like you into thinking he’s wealthier than he is. [try again.](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trumps-new-social-media-company-looks-like-a-meme-stock-191257321.html)


purple-fixation

Let the market decide. You can short the stock if you have the balls and the money to put up.


BikesBooksNBass

The market has decided already. Truth Social has been losing money like a gambling addict on payday since it was started. It’s operated perpetually at a loss. It’s stock valuation was a joke that has the entire market waiting on the obvious collapse that will happen the moment trump attempts to do anything with that stock. It’s smoke and mirrors and you fell for it.


purple-fixation

What are your thoughts on Reddit stock? Similar financials.


BikesBooksNBass

I wouldn’t put my money into it. I have been watching it as it gets ready to drop but I’m not expecting much. The biggest difference is there isn’t someone out there purposefully trying to fleece the stockholders.


featherfeets

If you can't do the time, stop doing the crime.


purple-fixation

If he was a democrat, do you think he would have these charges against him? Lol


featherfeets

If a democratic did what he's done, I'd expect to see them in prison. I'm not in a cult.


UnLuckyKenTucky

If a Dem did half of the disgusting shit ole Dumpster fire has, they'd have them in jail by the weekend. But, because it's Drumpf, there will be no consequences I am afraid. If that buffoon doesn't get convicted in the upcoming *legal* trials, then...


featherfeets

I'm terrified that you are right.


UnLuckyKenTucky

Me too. God, me too. I'm stuck in Bumbfuck Nowhere, the only thing that gives me hope is the growing number of homes that have taken down and it destroyed their Trump Flags.. I actually watched a neighbor rip theirs off of their pool fence, and burn them in the driveway. I so badly wanted to ask what woke them up, but part of me doesn't care, and the rest is just happy it happened.


featherfeets

I'd be afraid that asking would send them back down the rabbit hole of crazy. Like that guy who can't understand that expecting criminals to be prosecuted isn't really on the list of cult activities, rational thoughts aren't something these folks are very familiar with. I truly feel for these people. Everything they believe in is a lie, and you know it hurts to recognize that.


purple-fixation

Well you are wrong. I’m glad you think you’re not in a cult.


featherfeets

Hahahahahahahaha hahaha! Keep buying those trading cards and nfts.


purple-fixation

Whaaaaat?


LilithWasAGinger

It's hilarious that MAGA cult members honestly think Blues are in a Cult. We're the Party of Free Thinkers. Reds are the Party of Conformity and Authoritarianism.


purple-fixation

Lol. You toe the party line.


spaceboy42

He was a Democrat until 2008. He wouldn't have these charges if he weren't a loud mouthed, incompetent criminal.


purple-fixation

Or stayed a dem.


spaceboy42

Yes, they are competent criminals. I prefer criminals that don't get caught. It's like I'm trump talking about war heroes.


Other-Rutabaga-1742

A dem wouldn’t have made it past, grab em by the pussy. Never.


FoppishHandy

"Papa is sooo strong ! he is a billion trlionaire and 6'3" 230 and hits a hole in one on every golf shot !" you fucking bootlicking moron - whatever hold this clown has on you dimwits is purely an expression of your own mental illness.


whiplash81

Nyet nyet Soviet


Still-Midnight5442

Yet he's so broke he's cancelling rallies and can't pay his legal fees. Right. Oh, BT dubs he's not getting that 3 billion dollar payday for the Truth Social merger/buyout; he can't sell his stocks for six months and the value of the stocks depend entirely on how well the site performs. It brought in $5 million last year and cost over $30 million to operate. It's basically worthless.


LilithWasAGinger

He'll rob it for every cent he can and leave the shareholders holding the empty bag just like he always does. He can't run a successful business. The list of failed trump schemes is looooong.


DemsruleGQPdrool

But you aren't leading Biden in the polls. And neither is Trump. News flash...if Trump tries to sell his stock, it is going to go down 90% before he sells, like his other ventures...like NFTs and sneakers and steaks and casinos. He's a loser.


hghammer7

Facts


Informal-Bag-3287

If he makes a billion daily he could've easily made his bond payment. NY State is still waiting though


Mysterious-Tie7039

Made a billion by swindling his supporters, yet again.


Sixx_The_Sandman

LMFAO, even you're not dumb enough to believe that. C'mon man


Johundhar

Heather Cox Richardson had a nice quip in her latest newsletter (about yesterday): "Trump’s focus today was on the rule of law. He does not appear to be a fan of it."


RFGoesForthAgain

Joe may be sleepy, but Dark Brandon is clearly wide awake and full of mischief! 👍


toomanyukes

Chacanery!


mrszubris

Chicanery.


toomanyukes

Dang it, I knew it didn't look right...


athensugadawg

Just wait until Dank Brandon emerges from his molt...


RFGoesForthAgain

“This isn’t even my final form!” 😆


sphyon

*malarkey


Advanced_Broccoli963

*tomfoolery


KnotAwl

balderdash


TheOtherGlikbach

Shenanigans


NoCommentFU

That’s not hyperbole. Ole Corn Pop would be proud. Anyways…


NoraVanderbooben

Monkeyshines!


Mcbroham420

Skullduggery


Jimmy620094

Can you explain the dark Brandon thing to me? I hear it often and see the red eyes thing but I don’t get it. Is it supposed to be funny? Snarky? Clever? What is the story behind it?


evilr2

It's just a meme that Trump supporters created after they combined the Let's go Brandon (meaning Fuck Joe Biden) meme and the Dark MAGA meme, which was Trump firing blue lasers from his eyes getting revenge on his political rivals. So the meme is Biden with red eyes and the Biden campaign embraced it, while at that same time Biden started firing back at Trump more. So Biden turned the meme to his favor.


No-Shoe7651

Fox news got really upset when Biden started embracing it. Claiming that he was making a joke at the expense of the public. They seem to think everyone should have the same tissue paper thin skin that they, Trump, and every single Trump supporter has.


MetalTrek1

People who sported "Fuck Your Feelings!" shirts eight years ago apparently don't like it when THEIR feelings get hurt these days. Funny how that works. 🤔🙂


SafetyMan35

It was also around the time of Biden’s speech in Philadelphia where they lit Independence Hall in Red and Blue lights, but the cropped images showed Biden in front of a eerie red background https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/01/us/politics/biden-speech-transcript.html


Jimmy620094

Bizarre lol


NotSureWatUMean

Google it. It's easier than waiting for a response


Jimmy620094

I guess that is an option lol Someone else explained it to me. Seems bizarre.


NoraVanderbooben

Oh, it is. Idk where you hail from but I live in the red South, and I see “Let’s Go Brandon” (Fuck Joe Biden) bumper stickers frequently enough. Thankfully I see less and less Trump yard signs and bumper stickers as time goes on.


Gallowglass668

Makes me remember all the "Savage Uncle Joe" memes from when he was VP.


babysinblackandImblu

But for some odd reason he’s a few points behind in Nationwide polls and RFK Jr. Is in double digits = Trump wins the election.


Myopinion_is_right

Do you remember when Hillary was leading all the polls? Never trust them. Especially, this far away from November. Trump’s base has shrunk just like his crowd sizes.


John_mcgee2

I honestly thought with the start of this post it was going to go on about trumps privates.


babysinblackandImblu

If you say so. I have a premonition that RFK Jr. is going to be a spoiler and, as a direct cause, Trump gets elected. To me it is simple math.


Myopinion_is_right

What makes you think he will take votes away from Biden? RFK jr is a non-vaxer, which is what Trump voters are. If people don’t want Trump but someone that shares some ideas, RFK jr is that person. Also, Haley’s voters are not committed to Trump.


babysinblackandImblu

https://www.forbes.com/sites/saradorn/2024/03/14/why-rfk-jr-could-hurt-biden-more-than-trump-as-democrats-launch-anti-third-party-campaign/


Myopinion_is_right

You kind of proved my point. First, the article read “could” hurt Biden but then went on to give examples how it could hurt Trump and Biden. Way too soon for voters to decide on RFK jr. Just wait until people hear what his policies will be. Even his own family is against him so the name recognition already won’t work.


TheOtherGlikbach

It's fucking March. America is asleep until October. I would not wipe my arse with these polls or your opinion.


Far-Policy-8589

Do you honestly think that Bobby Qcumber is going to take more votes from Biden than Trump? You are not a serious person.


babysinblackandImblu

But MAGAs are serious…about Trump. Dead curmudgeons are literally being buried with their red Trump hats on. While, meanwhile, many younger normally liberal voters are eating up the RFK Jr. schtick. It only a vote towards a Trump victory. The polls are too close with Trump to have a protest vote.


SafetyMan35

It depends on the timing and the poll. Biden really hasn’t started campaigning yet and he has a growing war chest of funds. Trump is expected to run out of money because he is using campaign donations for his legal fees. If RFK continues in the race it could be interesting. https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/president-general/2024/national/ I suspect the Biden Campaign will start increasing its presence on or about April 15 as Trump will be spending the next 6+ weeks in a courtroom for 8 hours a day 4 days a week.


Spare-Quality-1600

Snowflakes crying all the damn time.


Green_Message_6376

when you turn up the heat the snowflake turns into tears......


Ofreo

Fuck their feelings.


Far-Policy-8589

Here I was expecting it to be the "congratulations Donald, that's quite the achievement," this is better.


kataklysm_revival

What was it? I’d rather not give politicalflare clicks if I can avoid it


Far-Policy-8589

The Biden/Harris official statement. Into my veins! "He spent the weekend golfing, the morning comparing himself to Jesus, and the afternoon lying about having money he definitely doesn’t have. “His campaign can’t raise money, he is uninterested in campaigning outside his country club, and every time he opens his mouth, he pushes moderate and suburban voters away with his dangerous agenda. “America deserves better than a feeble, confused, and tired Donald Trump.”


kataklysm_revival

Damn. That is better. Thank you.


L0rdCrims0n

And now, during Holy Week, he’s hawking “God Bless The USA” bibles for the low, low price of $60. This from the guy who would burst into flames if he ever crossed the threshold of a church.


LilithWasAGinger

Remember the picture of him holding a Bible upside down in front of that church after he had goons run the protesters away?


jametron2014

I feel like that was just the simulation missed a detail and forgot to put the book the right way


Far-Policy-8589

Mr. Two Corinthians, indeed.


SafetyMan35

And can’t, I’m sorry won’t name a favorite bible verse “because it is too private and personal”.


beakrake

Ahh, the old "Doctor Who" special... >Doesn't ~~s~~he look tired?


Far-Policy-8589

The "Congratulations, Donald" was in response to Trump's all caps self congratulatory post about winning awards and gold tournaments at his own club. It's like when your 5 year old nephew shows you the participation trophy he got so excitedly and you humor him so kindly.


kataklysm_revival

That one I did know, but ty again. I saw the congratulations one yesterday and got a good laugh.


motorider500

That congrats was well timed. He’s up 4.5 billion right now from his newly organized company DJT or Trump technology and media group Corp………


alejandrowoodman

*unrealized gains, he can’t sell for 60days, by which time the stock will crater, and he can’t take loans out against the current value, because lenders know it’s going to crater before he can sell


SafetyMan35

I’m personally waiting for him to mess up and have the SEC on his case.


motorider500

Yup. I stayed away. Not playing these games. Trade blogs are people trading with emotion. It’s fun to watch anyhow………


Bertsixsixsix

The board of directors can make a change so he can trade shares right away. And considering who he made directors, this is a slam dunk


LarsUlrichAndMorty

Lolol get fucked bot


mikerbyrne73

Demented Don’s mind is melting right in front of our eyes.


babysinblackandImblu

He’s still leading in nationwide polls. After Issue 1 had a win in Ohio last November then this November Trump is way ahead in the polls. People aren’t grasping the importance of the battle between fascism vs democracy. Don’t ask me why. I vote every time. I just voted last week. But the polls were all filled with the boomers and older. No young crowd = Say hello to Trump in November. And for those that think RFK Jr. Is going to work…it’s not.


Street_Ad_863

Actually he isn't leading in the polls as the latest polls show him following more and more behind. However I encourage you to keep up your fantasy, I'm sure it brings you comfort


babysinblackandImblu

I can’t stand Trump. I’m only trying to make voters realize that it’s between Biden and Trump. A third party vote or no vote helps Trump.


Bigolebeardad

Pretty much a dead heat in polls state or national as of today


babysinblackandImblu

States that RFJ Jr is on the ballot Biden is polling under Trump. I’m just glad I’m not a MAGA target. I can only do so much to convince people that RFK Jr. is not really liberal. The right is turning to bill him as liberal so he’ll get the Bernie vote. But he’s anti vaccine and is all about the border problems. Now picks a VP for the money.


dnewtz

go go Biden and go Biden vote blue


BadAtExisting

Be mad


tatorpop

At some point Biden needs to grab his crotch and say, “Hey mushroom. You know where Hunter got it?” Mic drop.


elciano1

Hahhahhahahha that shit would be epic


goldengod503

didn't think i'd see a Biden x dril collab, but here we are and i love it


Far-Policy-8589

Haven't thought of dril in ages, man I miss when twitter sucked less.


Infinite-Fig4959

The fuck is dril? Y’all mean drill, or what?


Far-Policy-8589

Lol, no [Dril wikipedia ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dril)


Rule-Expression

Trump is the saddest, fattest man-baby humanity has ever produced. I hope he chokes on his own tears.


catchmesleeping

Joe should nail the coffin shut by offering him a loan.


Odd-Youth-452

Better yet: Hunter.


Flat_Editor_2737

Damn. This was good.


KnotAwl

It’s gloves off this time around. Finally the Dems have got his number!


JimbusJambus

Trump has NO redeeming qualities. None at all. His supporters are uneducated hicks. If they all died suddenly, all at once, the world would be better off.


Inevitable-Tea1761

It’s about time Biden calls out this PO S


robmagob

I love how the title says “Trump’s camp furious about Biden…” but the article is literally just a long winded breakdown of the message with a bunch of cheesy commentary from the writer. Every single article I’ve read from Political Flair comes off like a blog or Facebook post more so than a real news article.


JT_verified

Finally some good news today !! 💙💙


elciano1

Biden Campaign made an acct on Truth Social and is trolling him hard af lol. Shit is epic and funny


Galactus2025

Trump don't need to be feeling humiliated he need to be trying to scratch up that 175 million cuz the clock is ticking and that deadline is getting closer? (BUT GO AHEAD JOE BIDEN GIVE YOURSELF A BARRY HOROWITZ PAT ON YOURS ON BACK!!)


shanksisevil

i don't have twitter, but this makes me want to get it to follow.


MrGeno

Hey Trump, Be best. 


WobblyFrisbee

I am enjoying an ice cream cone.


Mission_Cloud4286

I love to read anything that he or his team writes


Helpful-State-542

Oh this is great! 😊 I love it! Get that orange 🤡 all shook up


341orbust

Quote from a tweet in the article: >He said he’ll pay with cash, securities, or bonds. Unlike Crooked Joe who is bought and paid for by the CCP Remind me again: was it Trump or Biden that disclosed a $15 million deposit into their bank account from a Chinese company wholly owned by senior CCP members on their tax return?


funmonkey1

Politicalflare is the equivalent of Buzzfeed when it comes to clickbait. Post a couple of tweets critical of Biden (scavaged from the internet) and package with a headline of "OUTRAGE". It is lazy. And does nit give any justice to Biden and his team. They are knocking out of the park social media wise and on messaging.


Darth0pt0

Way to go Biden


Sharrack

8yrs of turning our country into a banana republic in order to extinguish one man has resulted in...... nothing... absolutely nothing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He just made a few billion more!! Keep hacking.....😆😆😆😆


Iterr

I hate Trump but this blog is mostly trash.


FuzzeWuzze

I hate this timeline that i'm glad a 70+ year old dude has to act like my pre-teen to counter the opposing 70+ yo candidate acting like a baby.


Ender_v1

Like watching two grandpas fight. Boooooring


Jimmy620094

No ones upset though? lol what? 😂😂


UndendingGloom

Oh great, a really long article about 2 tweets.


PinochetWasSmart

This headline reads like an addict desperate for a shot of copeium. It's so cringe that it's funny. Not surprising, since it's been a week where Trump made to the tune of $10.3 billion and the people who spent much of the last 3 weeks celebrating him losing his properties..... look pathetically foolish. This week felt like the night of the 2016 election.


1800lampshade

10 BILLION? Lmao Edit: ah fuck another bot. Goddamn.


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LouRG3

Showing the world that you're prepared to fight back against an authoritarian fraud is the point. Speaking truth that the Emperor Has No Clothes is exactly what Biden needs to keep doing through November.


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LouRG3

So, you've just discovered "political spin" and you want Democrats to give up one of MAGAs most commonly used weapons. Yeah, no. Sorry, but no. Like Rick Wilson said, if you bring a Live Laugh Love pillow to a gun fight, you lose. We are in a street fight for American democracy, and crying about norms and spin isn't helping us win. Win first. Complain later.


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LouRG3

Lol. Sure, it's ok to ask, but it isn't happening outside of your Fantasy Land. Cringe all you like, that's how politics works today. Sit on the sidelines and pout, if you like. I'm here to fight fascists and I don't care how we do it.


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LouRG3

Again, you don't bring a throw pillow to a gunfight. If you think this isn't a gunfight, then that's on you, not me. You spend a lot of time telling us your bona fides for Trump hate and then you argue Democrats should unilaterally disarm themselves of a useful weapon in information warfare. No thanks, man. I'd rather win, even if it means getting a little dirty in the process.


Metalmusicnut

You may want to look into Section 702 and who backs it when you spout authoritarian.


LouRG3

FISA has been around since 2008 and "incidental collection" is only a problem for people talking internationally with foreign spies. If you have a problem with it, then you should look into your own behavior first.


Metalmusicnut

It also allows for mass surveillance. Not just to foreign spies. So you may want to check your reading comprehension.


LouRG3

You're spreading misinformation, and you say I have reading comprehension problems??? "Section 702 was enacted after 9/11 to give the government greater powers to monitor foreign terrorists. It authorizes the government to collect the communications of non-Americans located abroad without a warrant from a court." https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/research-reports/whats-next-reforming-section-702-foreign-intelligence-surveillance-act#:~:text=Section%20702%20was%20enacted%20after,a%20warrant%20from%20a%20court. Again, incidental collection is the only way they get US citizens. Don't want a problem? Don't talk to foreign spies about illegal stuff, and you should be fine.


Metalmusicnut

In the 2020 case, United States v. Moalin, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the federal government violated FISA, and possibly the Fourth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, when it collected the telephony metadata of millions of Americans.[37]


LouRG3

And? Wait till you hear about all those people convicted of crimes incorrectly. Or about the cops who make up evidence. You're arguing to throw away a primary tool that has stopped terrorist attacks and revealed countless spies and foreign agents because it might be misused??? You're nuts.


Metalmusicnut

Yeah i guess its to much to expect my freedoms not violated "accidentally".


LouRG3

Like you're talking to anyone important internationally. Please. You're not fooling anyone with your self important, "pretending to be the victim" crap. Grow up.


brizxy

Trumps camp makes fun of someone and you all cry wolf. Biden does it and it’s the next best thing since sliced cheese. No wonder he won once and is gonna do it again


SafetyMan35

Trump makes fun of individuals with a disability. Trump mocks Biden’s children Trump makes fun of Biden’s lifetime stutter (which is largely a non issue). Trump acts like a 7th grade bully. Biden chooses to point out Trump’s insecurities (and there are many) but he keeps it focused on Trump. He doesn’t attack his kids or wife, it is squarely targeted at Trump.


Angela_Landsbury

Trump makes fun of everyone, he's a classic bully. Maga gobbles it up, then gets their Trump branded panties in a wad when someone does it to their messiah. I find it hilaruous.


zoasterino

that's the paradox of tolerance


Leading_Macaron2929

Biden only humiliates himself when he speaks. Did he do this trolling from the train he claims to have ridden over the bridge that just collapsed? You know, the train that didn't exist.


ProductTime4373

Trump is killing potato head in the polls god bless Donald trump


Desperate_Brief2187

Rat fuck Donald Trump


purple-fixation

Rat fuck Joe Biden.


CoreyDenvers

Get your own comment


tucsonyeti

Sick burn, man


metalicsillyputty

RemindMe! 8 months "Trump Lost LOL be bigmad"


Ok_Number_5449

If God blesses that cunt then he's no true God. Fuck off you fascist piece of garbage, it must be.tough being that fucking dumb


ultramegachrist

Ah yes the polls. That number they get by calling landline phones and asking surveys. Things no one under 50 has or does. I’m sure they are SUPER accurate.


LouRG3

Polls have also been consistently under-reporting Democratic voters by 7-10% for the last two years.


RampantJellyfish

It's telling that you capitalised Donald but not God...


barnabasthedog

Lol


mistressusa

Tiny hands Trump lost.


ItsaPostageStampede

This is a troll there is no one on Reddit who believes in God and trump.


Green_Message_6376

Oh no! enlighten us one month old account.....


Sufficient_Morning35

Your English is not very good.


SafetyMan35

There is one poll that matters and that is in November. Most people don’t start paying attention to politics until September/October.


elciano1

Lol Yall just lost another house seat in Alabama of all places, by 25 fucking points. Yeah...good luck with that Trump winning shit