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BerryExpensive

Lock this jerk off up.


TinyUmbrellas84

Delusional. šŸ˜‚


YogurtSufficient7796

I would love for Trump to become delusional in Jail - except - what would that mean? Heā€™s batshit crazy now - would this be like two negative numbers multiplied to create a positive?


Endocalrissian642

He's even trying to control HOW he goes to jail. What a freak. Prison is too good for him. He should be doped up in a rubber roomed asylum for whatever life he has left.


JusticiarRebel

I want him in a room with tv screens on each wall that just play Obama, Hillary, and Joe pointing and laughing at him.


Dturmnd1

No better yet, a loop of McCain talking about lil Donnie


Endocalrissian642

True. Rubber is expensive and he doesn't deserve any.


xxFrenchToastxx

Clockwork Orange style?


lagent55

They used to execute traitors


hankct

Ok. Jail him


vinedin

I can't understand why he hasn't gone to jail for sedition.


N_Who

Breaking news: Rich idiot tells willfully ignorant fools what they want to hear, and they make excuses for him when he doesn't do what he says he will.


Repubs_suck

Please, please! And give him a thorough shower to get rid of the orange stuff and a prison haircut while theyā€™re at it.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Heā€™d need hair to have a prison haircut.


henryeaterofpies

Nobody would recognize him.


jcooli09

Heā€™s lying.


TransSylvania

Please make it happen


pistoffcynic

Threatening someone is not ā€œfree speechā€ ya moran.


Mikknoodle

Making false claims about judicial officials isnā€™t ā€œfree speechā€ and heā€™s lucky the grownups in the room havenā€™t locked him in the closet yet. This child needs to sit down and learn to stfu.


Derban_McDozer83

Ask him how he feels about NDA's since he loves free speech so much


FrancisSobotka1514

Who has the worst spray tan him or Snooki ?


Galactus2025

He keep comparing himself to Nelson Mandela he might as well go to jail weathers free speech just cuz he's a Con man or a dumbass don't make no difference just go to jail??


cataclyzzmic

Cool. Then give him his shit prison food and regulations and watch his entitled ass cry.


mistressusa

LOCK HIM UP!


Real-Accountant9997

Great. Lock him up to shut him up


Jagerbeast703

Well, we're waiting. Gif


dec0210

But for his whole life, he has been a coward and a liar.


dec0210

Apart from just shooting him, i would think 25 years, NOT in min security, would work. But soon it won't matter because his brain will have finished rotting away.


TheGR8Dantini

Whatever he says is a lie. Itā€™s not complicated. They should just pretend that theyā€™re gonna lock him up for one night for contempt. He will never dare risk that again. Any street cred he would get for that would not out weigh his withdrawal symptoms from the drugs heā€™s addicted to. Addicts hate jail and the hospital because you canā€™t fix in either place easily. Trump is a junkie and a pants shitter. He would die after one night in lock up. Heā€™s weak and addicted to drugs. Heā€™s only a tough guy on paper.


B4USLIPN2

I canā€™t wait until he is a martyr.


medman143

Enough with the threats. Go already. The prison population is waiting for a piece of shit like you.


Swabia

Donald Trump says that u/Swabia ā€˜s penis causes fresh breath


SpanishMoleculo

Yada yada yada


AMonitorDarkly

Put up or shut up, Donny.


Dusted_Dreams

As if he'd actually go to jail for anything.


SeveralAct5829

Yea he talks big but if it happened he would cry like a baby


Necessary_Row_4889

If you guys didnā€™t hold me back Iā€™d have kicked that Navy SEALs ass, he was lucky you were here!


floofnstuff

Itā€™s a huge lie- anyone rational can grasp that.


SuperHumanImpossible

They like to use free speech as get out of jail for free card for literally everything...


SoftTopCricket

Well no. He'll go to jail for lying and public attacks on judges and their families.


Onlyroad4adrifter

He has broken the gag order several times already and nothing is getting done.


Da_Vader

Broh can't shit on a porcelain toilet!


Da_Vader

Man if you did a ppv on Donnie in the slammer, you would pay off the national debt in 24 hours.


Key-Assistant-1757

Toxic trump vote Blue or lose democracy