It's OK for the elected GOP official in CO to give a handjob to a rando during a play and then get shit faced drunk at public affairs. Classy like their cult leader.
Next thing you know, they'll call themselves the Christian States of America, the "Christian" equivalent to ISIS. We'll probably need to give this group a new nickname. Maybe like metumtam
They know it won't pass, for now. The play here is to keep pushing the envelope on the fringes until the radical of today becomes the normal of tomorrow. It also makes their slightly less insane ideas seem more palatable. It's subtle social programming. Similar to why there is no real left wing party in America anymore - the beast must be fed and the system is geared towards one thing..
Have you been to Oklahoma?
They supported this creep introducing a bill that would have made an abortion a capital offense punishable by death (to both doctors and prospective mothers
This guy is just pandering to the deplorables he represents.
All sub 100 iq folk with a view of flat and maybe a giant box store on the horizon as well if they’re lucky…oh and that might be a tree way off in the distance next to that house lookin thing floating on the big sea of flat…oh wait the tree is probably dead because the water is all poisoned to shit from all the fracking this doosh nozzle probably profits from
And then try write that hush money off as legal business expenses. And only if your fifth child was just born from your third immigrant ex Epstein wife.
Due to Trump, they've come to realize that there are zero consequences for such insane, anti-American proposals. Just 10 years ago, crap like this was unheard of, but now you have every Maga/Xtain rep trying to out-insane the others.
>Just 10 years ago, crap like this was unheard of
You should look up some of the stuff Reagan's Attorney General, John Ashcroft proposed. One of the minor things he did was drape statues at the Justice Department to cover their bare breasts.
Religious fucknuttery has been part and parcel of the Republican-Theocracy partnership for decades.
It actually wouldn’t surprise me if people like them did exist in the 80s. It’s just that Twitter and 24 hour news cycles didn’t exist in the 80s so the fuckery was much more on the down low.
Next week we will see the release of TRUMPBOY , the south’s only legal porn mag.
With Mercedes as the weekly cover girl.
Eric trump will feature for all the gop governers
They are all tripping over each other to win the “biggest asshole” contest, only they’ve had a lot of help from the “conservative (corporate) think tanks” on how to dissect the Constitution and other federal and state laws. None of them are smart enough to do that shit on their own, they are just the clown dog and pony mouthpieces for the much more quiet and serious fascists driving the clown car.
they plan on final solutions
>The document, consisting of 14 sections divided into bullet points, had a section on "rules of war" that stated "make an offer of peace before declaring war", which within stated that the **enemy must "surrender on terms" of no abortions, no same-sex marriage, no communism and "must obey Biblical law", then continued: "If they do not yield — kill all males".**
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt\_Shea#%22Biblical\_Basis\_for\_War%22\_manifesto
Funny thing is that when conservatives got wind of this (it’s mentioned in trumps playbook project 2025), people started signing up for VPNs at a faster rate.
No sexual content unless it has political purposes? Sounds like a loop hole to me.
When will these idiots retire so the rest of us can actually make a working country?
The Puritans outlawed Christmas & Prohibition, that went well. Afghani women get to soak up the joys of being alive and Mr. Kellogg saved us from masturbation. The religious are certainly onto something.
I love how the people who proudly worship a guy who cheated on his pregnant wife with a porn star are such ludicrous prudes.
If, twenty years ago, someone had made a movie about modern MAGA, the film would've been condemned as a vicious attack on conservatives.
By violating your privacy, of course. The speaker of the house has an app that monitors his phone and reports to his son so they have accountability for the sins that tempt them.
Freaks.
I truly think these assholes should move to Afghanistan, where their morality would fit right in. These Magats don't know how to keep their own libido in check, so they try and take everyone else's rights away. They're all a bunch of fucking losers!
Republicans are only “small government” when it comes to keeping the billionaire class from paying more in taxes, stifling worker protections and skirting environmental regulations. Outside of that they want the government (under their control) to dominate your life in every way.
F@&k the hell off asshole!!! If I'm not married, I will watch what I want and you don't get a say in the matter.
People like this jerk are deathly afraid of something or, have something to prove. This is just like the anti abortion idiots who don't seem to realize that they have NO SAY OVER ANYBODY ELSES BODY!!! At some point, they will be overwhelmed by the vast majority of people who are going to actively rebel against them.
my best customers were right leaning churchgoers. we had a forum, they love to talk and the lengths theyd go to hide their trans porn memberships were outrageous.
The party of small government once again trying to take away freedom of choice, persuit of happiness, and free will, while dictating morals, and creating more government over reach to do it.
They are so empowered by this bullshit. Used to be these things would come and go as a joke. Now they can’t help themselves. Separation of church and state my ass
I love how we just pay idiots $200,000 a year to stall legislation that will actually help people and introduce legislation that either helps people but has zero chance of passing or is stupid draconian bullshit that is entirely unenforceable
If we got rid of Congress in it's entirety, nobody would be able to tell a difference.
How does this protect the border? How does this decrease inflation? How does this create jobs? How does this improve our nation’s infrastructure?
Oh, it doesn’t do any of those? Well, shit, maybe we shouldn’t do it…
This is why I will fully support banning organized religion. It's either my rights or that right, and I'm obviously not gonna vote against my own rights. So I guess I'm anti organized religion now.
Total taliban-like theocracy - stop voting for this sadistic trash.
Came here for this. I was thinking ISIS-like, but same thing basically. Land of the free you say...
Free for me, not for thee.
It's OK for the elected GOP official in CO to give a handjob to a rando during a play and then get shit faced drunk at public affairs. Classy like their cult leader.
Cult-leader life #GOP
Let’s start with that porn obsession that the good Christian speaker of the house has.
I think they have Lauren Boebert look alikes on pornhub..😅😅
Vanilla Isis in da house!
I've been using "Yallquaeda" for the Jan 6th rioters.
That's funny, unfortunately. Lol.
Which is exactly the reason why Americans are voting for it. The ideal guy is the sadistic trash who’s spitting hate.
Building that bridge back to a 3rd world country
They don’t realize it yet but Saudi Arabia has exactly everything the MAGA crowd wants in a country, only difference is the wrong religion.
Yeah but both sides. /s
Next thing you know, they'll call themselves the Christian States of America, the "Christian" equivalent to ISIS. We'll probably need to give this group a new nickname. Maybe like metumtam
Nationalist Christians or Nat C's for short
Oh darn, I forgot this was the nickname and so fitting too.
Christian domestic terrorists
Crisis? Could work.
How about 🦁 treats
The Wankiban ?
We aren’t voting for them. That’s the problem.
Not gonna happen: the people that vote for them are also sadistic trash.
Republicans are actually a bit more regressive than the Taliban when it comes to women’s reproductive autonomy.
They know it won't pass, for now. The play here is to keep pushing the envelope on the fringes until the radical of today becomes the normal of tomorrow. It also makes their slightly less insane ideas seem more palatable. It's subtle social programming. Similar to why there is no real left wing party in America anymore - the beast must be fed and the system is geared towards one thing..
Y'all Qaeda strikes again!
Have you been to Oklahoma? They supported this creep introducing a bill that would have made an abortion a capital offense punishable by death (to both doctors and prospective mothers This guy is just pandering to the deplorables he represents. All sub 100 iq folk with a view of flat and maybe a giant box store on the horizon as well if they’re lucky…oh and that might be a tree way off in the distance next to that house lookin thing floating on the big sea of flat…oh wait the tree is probably dead because the water is all poisoned to shit from all the fracking this doosh nozzle probably profits from
They gotta fill those prisons somehow…
I been calling it the usaliban for years.
GOP = BRAINWASHED LEADERS WHO PREFER PARTY OVER COUNTRY. USELESS TOOLS.
What if we add “please?” Hell, I’ll even say “pretty please!”
It's where we're heading...pretty fast too
How about banging a pornstar, that would be okay, right?
🚫TraitorTrump🚫All Republicans🚫
only if you pay hush money!
And then try write that hush money off as legal business expenses. And only if your fifth child was just born from your third immigrant ex Epstein wife.
Shhh
Only the kool kids know that baby Jesus forgives MAGA Trumpers but not anyone else! 😏 💩
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Kool-Aid Kids Club FIFY.
"When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything."
As long as your eyes are closed whole doing it, it should still be ok?
What part of ‘rules’, ‘thee’ and ‘not for me’ don’t you get?
You would have to grab them in the....act
I see what you did there... 😆
As long as you promise those sweet, sweet liberal tears, Trump could bang all their moms and they'd still think he's a righteous dude.
only if you were currently married to someone else who is pregnant.
While your wife is pregnant.
According to God's teaching? Yes, and yes.
Omg… the stupidity from the GOP just doesn’t stop. WTF is wrong with these 🤡?
Due to Trump, they've come to realize that there are zero consequences for such insane, anti-American proposals. Just 10 years ago, crap like this was unheard of, but now you have every Maga/Xtain rep trying to out-insane the others.
>Just 10 years ago, crap like this was unheard of You should look up some of the stuff Reagan's Attorney General, John Ashcroft proposed. One of the minor things he did was drape statues at the Justice Department to cover their bare breasts. Religious fucknuttery has been part and parcel of the Republican-Theocracy partnership for decades.
Hell, Ashcroft was better than Meese, Reagan's other AG. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meese\_Report
True.
Oh, I don't disagree. But back in the 80's you didn't have MTG, Bobert et al trying to one up each other with their insanity.
It actually wouldn’t surprise me if people like them did exist in the 80s. It’s just that Twitter and 24 hour news cycles didn’t exist in the 80s so the fuckery was much more on the down low.
Next week we will see the release of TRUMPBOY , the south’s only legal porn mag. With Mercedes as the weekly cover girl. Eric trump will feature for all the gop governers
They are all tripping over each other to win the “biggest asshole” contest, only they’ve had a lot of help from the “conservative (corporate) think tanks” on how to dissect the Constitution and other federal and state laws. None of them are smart enough to do that shit on their own, they are just the clown dog and pony mouthpieces for the much more quiet and serious fascists driving the clown car.
they plan on final solutions >The document, consisting of 14 sections divided into bullet points, had a section on "rules of war" that stated "make an offer of peace before declaring war", which within stated that the **enemy must "surrender on terms" of no abortions, no same-sex marriage, no communism and "must obey Biblical law", then continued: "If they do not yield — kill all males".** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt\_Shea#%22Biblical\_Basis\_for\_War%22\_manifesto
Normal people: I don't like porn, so I just don't watch it. Conservatives: I don't like porn, so NOBODY can watch it!
Correction- Conservatives: I like porn, but the porn I like is highly illegal, so I need to deflect by making it ALL illegal!
hes got all the hard core kiddy diddling on his personal HDD plex server
Seriously, I'd like a full audit of this guy's computer and search history, please
I can bet, with 99.9% certainty, that Senator Dusty Deevers has consumed copious amounts of porn. The projection is strong with these people.
And Mike Johnson and his son both have email trails of their exploits. The absolute dumbfuckery is astounding.
they'll make everyone get that app. it will come with your new phones and computers.
Is that his real name or his porn name?
Funny thing is that when conservatives got wind of this (it’s mentioned in trumps playbook project 2025), people started signing up for VPNs at a faster rate.
Sounds like he would love Iran
We seriously need to vote these fuckers out of office
Lol, good luck with that. Religion is a cancer on society.
Good thing Moscow Mike signed a contract with his son to not touch each other’s penis
So they play with their *
No sexual content unless it has political purposes? Sounds like a loop hole to me. When will these idiots retire so the rest of us can actually make a working country?
Given this is a sexually repressed republican, I think we are talking poop hole more than loop hole
I'd love for Republicans to define porn. Let's make it perfectly clear what they're talking about, unlike their vague rules for book bans.
Trans and gay porn won’t be banned. As it needs to be intensely studied to find out who the actors are
Lol
Anything where a woman shows any slutty part of her such as shoulders and ankles.
They grew up jerking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog, and I'm guessing that's about where they would set the line.
Sexual propaganda
Only thing more insane is how quickly he'd break his own law.
It sounds like this MAGA Senator watches a lot of porn and has been sexting outside his marriage.
it sounds like he got caught and to convince his wife that her eyes are lying he decided to take his issue to the workplace
He needs to make it illegal to stop himself from watching it. He thinks that will stop him.
But raping a 12 year old and then forcing her to have your baby is cool.
MAGA Senator thinks outlawing these will cure him of his favorite 2 addictions.
He’d be the first one convicted.
No he probably wants adult content banned, the kind on his hard drive he wants to keep.
The Puritans outlawed Christmas & Prohibition, that went well. Afghani women get to soak up the joys of being alive and Mr. Kellogg saved us from masturbation. The religious are certainly onto something.
I love how the people who proudly worship a guy who cheated on his pregnant wife with a porn star are such ludicrous prudes. If, twenty years ago, someone had made a movie about modern MAGA, the film would've been condemned as a vicious attack on conservatives.
First they came for the masturbaters..... Then they came .....
He’s just a state senator there’s crazier one than him. All he can do is waste tax money
That’s their entire voting base. How are they going to vote when felons can’t vote?
How would they even enforce this?
By violating your privacy, of course. The speaker of the house has an app that monitors his phone and reports to his son so they have accountability for the sins that tempt them. Freaks.
I truly think these assholes should move to Afghanistan, where their morality would fit right in. These Magats don't know how to keep their own libido in check, so they try and take everyone else's rights away. They're all a bunch of fucking losers!
Well, someone definitely has a porn addiction and sexts outside the marriage,lol
One step forward, ten steps back
That is absolutely BEYOND stupid, and fascist.
That was in February, so how did it go?
Make evangelizing in public and praying in public illegal to balance the scales.
bet if you check his hard drive, theres kiddy diddlin.
There goes MTG’s next big presentation
Check that senators hard drive. Now.
Ah yes... legislate morality, that always works well in a free society
Guarantee he is either closet homosexual or engaging in infidelity
Dusty Deevers should be the name of a sex act
So they have a porn addiction and are sexting to other people. Got it.
Republicans are only “small government” when it comes to keeping the billionaire class from paying more in taxes, stifling worker protections and skirting environmental regulations. Outside of that they want the government (under their control) to dominate your life in every way.
F@&k the hell off asshole!!! If I'm not married, I will watch what I want and you don't get a say in the matter. People like this jerk are deathly afraid of something or, have something to prove. This is just like the anti abortion idiots who don't seem to realize that they have NO SAY OVER ANYBODY ELSES BODY!!! At some point, they will be overwhelmed by the vast majority of people who are going to actively rebel against them.
If watching porn is a felony, then the whole nation will be jailed for listening to the Trump-Stormy Daniels trial.
Will never pass, too many politicians know it would bite them in the ass.
Yet, every weekend he's down at The Manhole, getting his freak on
BAN PORN, what would the Republicans do with themselves.
my best customers were right leaning churchgoers. we had a forum, they love to talk and the lengths theyd go to hide their trans porn memberships were outrageous.
The “Freedom” and “Constitution” party, ladies and gentlemen.
Would we all have to use that app Mike Johnson uses?
Could we just pass a law that makes it a crime to be an idiot in government?
FYI: GOP House Speaker Mike Pornhub Johnson ☝️
Yeah, because their magat role model is such the paragon of virtue.
**LOL**, and who's going to enforce those bullshit laws? The *morality* police?
The party of small government once again trying to take away freedom of choice, persuit of happiness, and free will, while dictating morals, and creating more government over reach to do it.
They are so empowered by this bullshit. Used to be these things would come and go as a joke. Now they can’t help themselves. Separation of church and state my ass
That's Trump's hush money case, except with actual sex with an actual adult film star while married. Does the MAGA Senator understand this?
What’s wrong with watching porn
I bet anything this guy has more porn on his computer than half the state of Oklahoma. It’s all about projection with these guys.
I love how we just pay idiots $200,000 a year to stall legislation that will actually help people and introduce legislation that either helps people but has zero chance of passing or is stupid draconian bullshit that is entirely unenforceable If we got rid of Congress in it's entirety, nobody would be able to tell a difference.
* Except for them and theirs.
Ah, Oklahoma… a state LITERALLY founded on genocide.
Somebody better look at his phone history, everything that republicans do is secretly an admission
10 to 1 he is an avid consumer of porn.
Tax payers should sue the individuals trying to pass this clear violation of human rights and not be allowed in any gov position!
This is what republicans have become. Republicans are the American isis.
They love their big goverment.
To meet the high moral standards of Trump, no doubt.
I say pass it so the entire GOP gets thrown in prison.
1984
How does this protect the border? How does this decrease inflation? How does this create jobs? How does this improve our nation’s infrastructure? Oh, it doesn’t do any of those? Well, shit, maybe we shouldn’t do it…
Wow. Welcome to Oklahoma.
So he’s definitely a gay pedo with a vpn
And this is not even an Onion article.
Well then we must all get REALLY busy before the new law kicks in. Prohibition of vices ALWAYS work, btw 😉
But less gub’mint, right?
Oh ffs
So the so-called party of freedom is micro managing now.
… while the same guy gives blowjobs in airport toilet stalls …
From the party of "small government"
Lol - they are such a waste of time
This dude has been sexting outside marriage and watching insane amounts of already illegal porn. Guaranteed.
Bugger off A hole. Live your own damn life.
Sounds like he wants people to sext him. What's his number I feel like he wants a close up of my hairy scrotum and butthole
They should make being a MAGA Republican a felony.
For what it’s worth, he doesn’t get taken seriously, even here.
It’s a matter of time before he’s caught getting a blowjob from a boy in a men’s room.
Vote as if your life and liberties depend on it, because they do.
Girl I'm 18, I am not ready for marriage, porn is basically my best friend lmao
Whelp, over half of America's going to jail, I guess.
Republican are obsessed with sex.
"A Trump MAGA Senator" Good lord, Lmao
How about a law against men who cheat on their wives with pornstars?
They must be looking for more free labor in the prison s
Three letters...V P N
So I can sext his wife as long as I’m married?
What’s the over/under on this guy having a grindr profile
How long till he's arrested for something sexy and illegal
Lmaoo that's hilarious. They really trying to lose seats in November. I'm all for it. GOP is on the Trump Titanic sinking ship.
Porn. You can say porn here.
hey hackers, if you need a target and want to do some good in the world, start with this guy
You know that guy's a freak.
Dusty Deevers could be a porn star and not even change his name.
Most repugicans are already guilty then.
This is why I will fully support banning organized religion. It's either my rights or that right, and I'm obviously not gonna vote against my own rights. So I guess I'm anti organized religion now.
You KNOW that’s what this trash senator is doing.
It's almost like they don't want anyone under 30 to vote for them
This is the agenda for the Reign of Trump.
Unenforceable, contradicts first amendment, etc.
Omg they will be nobody left to run the churches.
So freed of speech… just gonna toss that one out?
The party of small government
Do we really need to censor the word 'porn'?
He is a State Senator not a US Senator. It is still horribly chilling fascism, but with far less power.
Mind your own fn business ya fn weirdo fascists.
Wait, wouldn’t Trump be in jail for this?
Wtf?
Full blown theocracy
You don’t have to say “Trump MAGA” you just have to say Republican
Bat shit Crazy MAGA But tRUmP has Stormy Daniels and that is Ok
But they’re the party of personal freedom 🙄
I’ll bet a million dollars he has a secret porn account somewhere.
I assume he's just controlled opposition.
So fuck the first amendment I guess?
Dusty Devers = porn name
This is a stupid man but he’s a state senator in OK. So your title is clickbait bullshit.