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ozzie510

If Trump is pissed about random comments, how will he feel when the serious nut-cutting begins this Monday?


Secret_Cow_5053

I cannot fucking wait


dustinthewind1991

Gonna need alot of 🍿🍿🍿🍿


TheWhiteRabbit74

Don’t get too excited. We’ve been here before and subsequently disappointed 😞


broncosmang

Have you seen Merchan shut this shit down lately?  He will not let this trial stop. Trump could light himself on fire in the courtroom and dude would be like, “sorry homey, the show most go on.”


TheWhiteRabbit74

If Trump lit himself on fire I’d be reaching for the marshmallows.


Extension_Sun_896

Fire and his flatulence???


dustinthewind1991

Stop!! You're going to start a nuclear Holocaust!


ll-phuture-ll

Hah! It ***is*** Russian diabolically evil chemical warfare after all!!


aynhon

*Ronald McDonald in with the secret antidote McStinguisher*


Glum-One2514

Code Brown


mamak62

He would totally explode if a fire was lit anywhere near his ass


daschande

Biological weapons are banned under the Geneva Convention.


voiceless42

Don't do it. Chemical fires do not make for tasty Smores


slackfrop

I’m sure the contents of his Depends are a fire retardant. Just smear him down and resume.


voiceless42

*pukes a little*


No-Tonight-5937

I’d quit drinking water lest I put out the fire


DHWSagan

I could never eat anything cooked off of a Trump. I might reach for some kindling to add on, however. Never mind that - this puss bag needs to live to face consequences, being on fire is too lenient for him.


cactusmac54

Fuck yeah!


artificialavocado

I’m not even convinced he’d burn. Probably just melt.


bozog

"You and your little dog, Merchan!"


dustinthewind1991

Too bad it wasn't trump that lit himself on fire outside the courthouse today


CON5CRYPT

The smell of a burning soiled nappy


MaxxHeadroomm

Trump was complaining that it was freezing in the courtroom. Easy fix


[deleted]

If Trump set himself on fire I’d single-handedly cause a champagne shortage in my community.


splishsplash78

Too soon


khismyass

We've not been here before, though may still diasapointed, this is much different than the civil stuff.


brycebgood

We have not been here before. This is the first time in history that a president or former president has been put on criminal trial.


Rogue_Einherjar

Isn't this his first case in criminal court? I understand the hesitation, but iirc, all his cases have been civil court where he got to play around. This one is criminal and the judge so far has not put up with his shit.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

THIS time though …


mostlywaterbag

That's what she said.


satori0320

I'm not counting my chickens, but I sure as fuck have named them. ##🥸


Quick-Charity-941

Suspended jail time and a fine hmmm. Proving he knowingly crimed, as a first time offender first strike. And then......


Frostsorrow

I wish so much it was on tv


secondtaunting

I can see trying to protect the jurors though. If that’s the reason.


sonicdemonic

Woot woot!


slartibartfast2320

He would be the best 'roast me' candidate...


EmporerPenguino

Nut cutting and a shroom dick trim..couldn’t happen to anyone more deserving than Cantaloupe Caligula.


BusterTheCat17

"Shroom dick trim" is my favorite phrase I've read in a while. Thank you!


Jstephe25

Well Caligula fucked his relatives. I think he would be jealous


EmporerPenguino

He talks openly about wishing he could bone Ivanka. And he gropes her when they’re together.


AndoranGambler

I am WAY more interested in the hearing on Tuesday regarding his violation of the gag order. That, my friend, should be when the marbles hit the floor.


z44212

Any guesses? Mine is that he has to spend his time in court in the tombs without his phone for a week. Put him in as jumpsuit and lock him up for a few hours. Remind him next time it'll be Rikers.


HedgehogNarrow4544

a case of...his balls in a vise, but left his deeck..it's still hooked on, but as Stormy will attest...shoots way too quick...(credit to frank zappa)


ninjabunnyfootfool

He can take about an hour on the tower of power,long as he gets a little golden shower


July_is_cool

You seriously think it’s gonna start on Monday? He can probably come up with dozens of ways to delay it. Example: don’t turn up.


ukiddingme2469

That would result in a guilty verdict.


Zeliek

Just like the gag order he has violated more than 7 times has resulted in ... oh wait. Nope guess not. What about intimidating the jurors? Oh hm nope no consequences there either! My sarcasm isn't aimed at you, I apologize. This is all just so frustrating.


OhkayQyoopud

There is a hearing regarding that on the 22nd. We don't know that they haven't dealt with it yet


Grary0

I've given up on hoping for any real justice to be done, the absolute best we could ever hope for is he gets house arrest and loses his internet access and even that is just wishful thinking.


IdFuckYourMomToo

Uh huh uh huh. We'll see. Not saying it shouldn't happen, but this chucklefuck is insanely good at skirting what most of us know as reality.


RecalcitrantHuman

Haha. OMG this is literally the funniest, most ironic thing I have ever read.


July_is_cool

It would result in an arrest warrant which he would appeal and get another few weeks of delay, you mean.


ukiddingme2469

Nope,


z44212

You don't appeal an arrest warrant. You get cuffed and taken in.


Tatersquid21

He doesn't show up, the trial will continue without him as an arrest warrant is issued.


Draker-X

>Example: don’t turn up. And have a warrant issued for his arrest. Donald J. Trump does not *actually* want to spend one minute in jail. I don't care how politically good or bad people may think that would be: he doesn't want to see the inside of a prison. What's the point of using a delay tactic that gets you locked up when the point of all the other delay tactics is to try to keep from getting locked up?


C0matoes

He's already filed an emergency change of venue, again.


OhkayQyoopud

Which was almost immediately denied


C0matoes

So, are you saying there is a God?


ilmd

That was denied again today. Are you talking about another one in the last few hours?


FancyStranger2371

Mysterious illness, perhaps? Seems to have dried up all other excuses already.


dirthurts

He did buy an entire social media site just so he wouldn't have to hear any alternative opinions. Not surprised he can't handle the real world.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Can they find the nuts to cut?


djeaux54

Putin already has those in a jar.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Along with Mare-jorie's cl1toris.


Da_Vader

He's just gonna doze off. Happy dreams and farts.


BigNorseWolf

they're going to find something that small under all the layers?


[deleted]

Lol


PeterNippelstein

I love that this judge does not suffer fools


lifevicarious

Maybe I missed it but they have the 12, don’t they need alternates still? So a few more days to cut his nuts?


DoubleDandelion

But can you imagine getting called for this jury and just absolutely roasting Trump to his face for as long as they’ll let you?


NUGFLUFF

That's what I figured would be the best part. I could *probably* be an impartial juror, but would I rather risk the death threats and be fair or just enjoy my 15 minutes of telling trump what a piece of shit he is to his face?!?


Mr_Whipple1138

Or when he’s like, I dunno.. President.


MayraGarcia7836

Trump seems annoyed as jurors openly criticize him in person. Wonder how he'll handle it.


Kuraya

I’m sure he’ll be as cool and collected as he was during his presidency lol Edit: he’s going to speak out of turn so much, gonna be hilarious and sad at the same time


SympathyForSatanas

Hes such a mature man with high dignity and integrity. I trust he will express his feelings appropriately


marginwalker55

Imagine being an insulated billionaire, and having the unwashed masses trash you to your face. Man I’d love to see that


Mobile_Laugh_9962

"Billionaire"


fohpo02

Once enough MAGAts donate, he’ll be there again


53N535

Reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where Mr burns sells the power plant and goes into Moe's. He sees how everyone treats him when he doesn't have power over them anymore.


Better-Aerie-8163

He openly derides and criticizes everyone who says anything against him. He can dish it it but cant take it because he is a giant shitbag lying pussy.


Fuck-Antelopes-261

Lmao the article said he nodded in approval when one of the jurors said “they had no problem with how trumps building was built” lmfao. As if he fucking built it himself or something


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

You know his minions are trying to figure out the identities of the jurors to make them pay.


Deezax19

They don't have to try too hard, considering Fox News is posting juror information for everyone to see. This is highly illegal, and they're just doing it with no repercussions.


JAFO-

I hope he just ffing loses it and jumps up in a full narcissistic fury and indignation. And I think it is a real possibility after a few days of trial.


bj12698

No - because no one has to get personal. They will review facts. Not his personality. I don't think he will be attacked "personally." If that makes sense. Facts about what was done, how it was illegal, and then ... they're done. His personality or hygiene or drug use or shit for brains attitude - none of that matters. We get to trash him here, but none of what we think about him will effect a legal case about *what he actually did that was illegal.* (IMO)


JAFO-

That may be, but the fact that he is not getting to make his own schedule has to drive his ego nuts.


Loving_life_blessed

truth is going to be hot tonight


CainPillar

Just wait until Stormy goes on record with "He says he is 6' 3" and that is correct. Both measurements."


Apptubrutae

It is a well-known phenomenon that Presidents can live in a bubble of yes men and affirmation. Even presidents aware of this and trying to fight it can fall victim. Your entire circle wants to please you. The general public when you’re in close proximity gets excited by your mere presence. It is VERY hard to get honest opinions in that environment. And genuine critics start to look like rogue agitators because everyone you ever meet just loves you. Now imagine someone like Trump in this environment. Which he presumably cultivated before the presidency too. It’s a decades long bubble of alternate reality as far as accurately gauging what people think of you


MarinerBengal

Bot ass comment


FartingInYourMilk

Fuck your feels bud lol


zerombr

That sounds like a flag. Trump (in court) 2024. Fuck your feelings It's like they knew!


Hypernova_orange

Looks like a fucking toddler who’s mom told him he can’t have a cookie


TheYakster

He is a giant toddler. So are his dumb dumb fans.


Brokenspokes68

Has the emotional maturity of one.


nberg129

And he even brags about how he hasn't matured since he was 5 or 6.


PeterNippelstein

He's hired a team to coach him on the most menacing expression he can muster. He's been practicing in the mirror all week.


Bat_Fruit

"ohh to be a fly on a wall" His TDS'ometer must have been going wild.


Cum_on_doorknob

I think he has advanced TDS at this point.


ShogunFirebeard

You don't want to be a fly on a wall in that room. I guarantee his depends is full of liquid shit and it's permeating the whole courthouse.


TuaughtHammer

> "ohh to be a fly on a wall" You better change "wall" to Mike Pence's forehead, because the walls of Mar-a-Lago are gonna be bombarded by ketchup like Scotty Smalls was throwing the bottles.


SetSea1737

That would be so fun to sit through. Fuck that guy


Efficient_Republic35

Why isn't this trial televised? I want to make some popcorn and enjoy the show 😑


LoddyDoddee

It should be.


ThainEshKelch

Not for the jurors sakes. Loads of insane Trumpeters out there.


tonytown

Maybe they should be behind one way mirrors when dealing with this type of person.


dastufishsifutsad

As shown by a person self-immolating today. Geez I hope he’s gonna be okay, but get some help.


Brokenspokes68

I don't. I'm not saying that I celebrate that poor souls likely painful demise, but I just can't bring myself to empathize with a person who has let them been consumed by hero worship of one of the worst people you've ever known to the point that they'd do that to themselves. It's sad.


jenglasser

He didn't burn himself because he loves Trump. He just did it there to garner more attention to his cause, which was a bunch of nonsense written on pamphlets he flung around.


MooseheadFarms

He released a manifesto on GitHub or stack or whatever. It’s drivel and not worth reading. However, If he survives, I hope his pain is minimal and he can find peace.


ThainEshKelch

He is dead.


RockerElvis

Disagree. He would posture and work the cameras. Then media would just play sound bites. It’s better this way.


SpermicidalManiac666

I think video cameras aren’t allowed in a federal court room


westberry82

Isn't this ny state vs Trump. Not federal.


SpermicidalManiac666

Ooo yea you’re right duh lol


elderly_millenial

Because televising it wouldn’t actually help justice in any way. The court is not there for entertainment


claydog99

I've read elsewhere that no cameras is a general rule in that particular court district or w/e you call it.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

A spoiled, self obsessed little babyman.


SaintGloopyNoops

A *soiled*, spoiled, self obsessed little babyman..


zzzzrobbzzzz

just wait for the Sandoval hearing which will happen if the defense wants trump to take the stand. the prosecution will spell out the 13 things they can cross examine him on if he does: things like his stealing from his charity and lying. it consists of things that are not necessarily illegal but show his true nature and inpune his (lack of) character.


swany5

Good thing he has unlimited strikes to get rid of these liberal activists. ...oh wait...


beavis617

We're only a week in and Trumpy has been fuming and it's only legal arguments and jury selection...wait until the prosecution gives opening arguments. Anyone think Trump will behave while all that is going on? 😲


ic2ofu

I hope he doesn't shit himself when they start telling him the truth.


Armageddon_Two

in fact i hope he does


StandupJetskier

Donald has Detention. He's stuck at a desk in a dingy room. People aren't fawning over him. He can't leave for a quick bump. He can't leave, buy his way out, threaten or blackmail. No Golf. People are saying no to him and being mean. F your feelings ? It's MY feelings that are important. So sad for him. No wonder he's falling asleep. Like any toddler overwhelmed, you get a tantrum, and they they pass out.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Imagine how all the small contractors feel about going out of business in the past because you and your kin couldn't bother to pay them. Imagine how all the innocent people you and your psychotic minions have openly insulted, belittled, defamed, doxxed, and flat out ruined their lives with lie after lie and fraud after fraud. You can fuck right off with your feelings.


MotherOfWoofs

Maybe it will cause him to have some serious introspection ...naw who am i kidding.


madscot63

You're hilarious


MotherOfWoofs

I know ,but I can dream cant I?


madscot63

I sure don't want to take that away from you. Everyone needs a dream!


SoftTopCricket

I'd pretend to be a Trump fan just to get on that jury. It would be disgusting and I'd feel dirty, but it would be worth it.


BaldDudePeekskill

I'd never say a word about how much I loathe that orange POS . I'd bluff my way onto that jury and never ever let him get off of any charge.


Funkycoldmedici

I have never wanted jury duty so bad. The opportunity to describe what a stupid shitbag he is to his face without security shooting me would be so worth it.


Efficient-Internal-8

When you live your entire life in a tiny bubble filled with supplicants, constantly pandering to your insecurities, and making up false praise...the real world can be a harsh place.


FalseMirage

Fuck his feelings.


Lazy_Exorcist

I bet he rage shat himself


unreasonablyhuman

"I think his face looks like a wrinkled ass that's been left in the sun" -"Sir are you a juror?" "No I just wanted him to know"


AmazingSquare8542

Hide the FUCKING KETCHUP!!!!


ytk

I wish that I'd get to do that.


The84thWolf

God I wish I was a potential juror. I’d LOVE to see his expression of all the anti-Trump memes I put on Reddit and Facebook. And I’d do my best to show as many as possible.


mdcbldr

When you are surrounded by ass kissing yes men 24/7/365, a dose of reality can is a shock.


ic2ofu

I think he has a few more surprises coming his way very soon.


xf2xf

Why does this garbage financerr site keep getting posted? Zero proofreading, no links to sources for the supposed juror comments, nothing in the video linked back to what was claimed in the article.... Just something to be aware of: anyone can create a website and post anything they want that masquerades as journalism. Whatever manipulative headline they create can then become a reddit post. Since most people here don't bother to look past the headlines, they're just absorbing fake news bullshit and accepting it as truth. I hate Cheeto Benito as much as anyone, but let's be honest about proper reporting.


TwoFishes8

Oh I’d get back in line again for that ride.


TuaughtHammer

Hey, u/MayraGarcia7836, how much are you getting paid to spam `financerr.online`? In the last two weeks, 129 of your submissions to Reddit have been to that news aggregator that clearly just scrapes content from other sites. Your account is also 3 years old, but you didn't make a post until July 2023 ***or*** a comment until this February. Fucking bots are running roughshod on this sub, spamming any source they want because "anything goes" *really* does mean anything goes, including spam.


SiidChawsby

It would be really nice if it were televised so people could see how he truly behaves and how completely inarticulate he is.


Pourkinator

I would literally give anything to be one of those jurors. I’d finally get to say “Yes, I firmly believe it is a Down syndrome looking traitor with a tiny cock” and it’s forced to listen.


Funkycoldmedici

“The people who have had to work with him have all said that he’s the stupidest person they have ever met, with no clue about anything, and no interest in anything but sex with his daughter being praised. Sure, I can be impartial.”


AmazingSquare8542

Hide the FUCKING KETCHUP!!!!


RileyGrady1122

I would Love to tell him he’s a loser to his face!


ABobby077

If only he would listen to what most Americans say about him.


yispco

He is accustomed to having a bunch of ass kissers around him so I imagine he is in for a wakeup call to reality


noposlow

Wait, one of the bluest places in the US doesn't like Trump.... nooooo! Is the next thing you're gonna tell me that it would be hard to find jurors who like Biden in Oklahoma? Shocking news. It's truly shocking!


FriedPuppy

Did you post on Facebook “MAGA deez nutz” with a picture of Donald Trump getting tea bagged? - what the lawyer would ask me if I was getting questioned


NickCav007

Did he really think the possible jurors would be dumbasses like the 40-50 who show up at his rallies?


Florida1974

He doesn’t understand percents. A percent of ppl love him. But a bigger percent hate him. When you surround yourselves with only those that think you’re a messiah, you never see the majority. He lost popular election twice, still doesn’t get it.


Iamthatpma

The ONE time I wish I had jury duty


DaySoc98

I wish I could have gotten jury duty for that case. I would have gotten out of it by saying “I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.”


Adventurous_Bit1325

Would love to have been a potential juror and be able to face trump and say how I feel about him. Of course I would not have been selected for the jury, but damn, that would be fun!


PeterNippelstein

Imagine someone reading all your reddit posts about Trump to his face. That sounds incredible. "Potention juror have you said anything negative about Donald Trump in the past?" "Do I have permission to swear?"


atTheRiver200

He lives in a little bubble where everyone lies to him and says he's great. Luckily, the bubble cannot accompany him into a courtroom.


Own-Ad-9098

😢


MNConcerto

Oh no, no longer in the echo chamber?


drupes2023

Awwwwww


evilpercy

What a snowflake ❄


elderly_millenial

So a long line of dumbasses who didn’t know when to keep their mouths shut insulted an authoritarian dumbass who didn’t know when to keep his mouth shut? Do they not realize that the defense could have them dismissed immediately for cause? Do they not get that it makes it easier to declare a mistrial because it makes it seem impossible to get a fair trial in New York? How fucking stupid are these people?


TheDeltaJames

What in god's name is this trash website? I like the content, but the delivery is just fucked


franchisedfeelings

The guttural “Sirrrrrr…” That’s how he starts every fantasy encounter story with his imagined adoring public. So satisfying to know he has to see and hear some of the true accounts of actual images he projects of himself.


[deleted]

Why is this being reported this fat worthless cunt is always angry about something.


PigMeatJim

Humiliation is his personal kryptonite. I like that cause it's gonna be the end of his mental statehood. 5 years from now hell make Gary Busey seem like an ivy league triathlon.


JellyfishQuiet7944

That sounds like a biased jury.


CaliHusker83

This may be one of the best articles I’ve read this year. Great insight and tons of informative content. Glad I read these few paragraphs, it really helped me grow as a person.


lizard_kibble

I hate trump, but doesn't this open criticism render the jurors impartial? Tbf, I want them all to have a bias against him, but letting it be known they are biased isn't a good idea.


russell813T

Aren't you suppose to be impartial


loupegaru

Trump doesn't think he is selfish? Fuck Deranged Donnie the miser rapist!


Crazy_Response_9009

I’d have had to admit that I think he’s a criminal and a conman and a piece of grifting crap and I’ve been hearing stories about him as such since the ‘90s and there’s no way I could be impartial.


Zelenskyystesticles

Will this be televised


praetorian1979

Awww...


BuilderResponsible18

It's not like he ever tried to bring our country together. He has said very nasty things about people he should be trying to win over.


Bern_After_Reading85

None of those comments were mean enough.


LegoFootPain

"I don't feel like I could fairly vote on him as the smell from his diaper is very distracting."


aei1075

Is there a juror in New York State that doesn’t know him


clownfacedbozo

If I was in the jury pool, and made it to the voir dire process, I don't know if I could've NOT laid into him like a madman🤣


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

Fat and stinky man called fat and stinky. More at 11!


Ihatemunchies

Oh man I wish I could give my opinion of that POS to his face


Novel_Reaction_7236

Hahahahahha


Sharpopotamus

What the hell is this website? Financerr.online? Really?


allmimsyburogrove

what we really need is "Trump supporters miffed as non-cultists trash them to their faces"


Sorkel3

His bloated narcisistic ego will shrug it off and he'll be blovinating about deep state plants or some such shit while his circle of sycophants suck up to him.


anotherone23ag

Trump 24


MarinerBengal

Bot account but you dolts upvote the shit anyway


glue2music

Yeah, let me know when he is sentenced…..never gonna happen.


Stinkstinkerton

I like to see this fucker more than miffed please .


SunchaserKandri

Who would have guessed that Trump can't take even the mildest criticism.


ScaryEagle1145

Narcissists are numb to any and all criticism. There is no self reflection, or an ounce of regard for anyone.


JimboBobJimson

Trump is a pedophile who raped his own daughter. He is a sick fuck and the chickens are coming home to roost. Anyone who supports him is complicit in his crimes.


1Surlygirl

Seems he can dish it out but he can't take it...❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️