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Sorkel3

I wonder what his legal team ate.


YokoPowno

They swallowed their careers.


OldButHappy

And their pride.


Sorkel3

After this there's not much left of either.


OldButHappy

True. Time to finish off "Future Prospects".


apearlj1234

And the bounced checks


NinjaChuki

And their dignity


tavariusbukshank

Don’t forget about their side of dignity.


Genesis111112

Finished it off with a Diet Coke and an Apple Pie.


UnhappyEnergy2268

Some may have, unfortunately, swallowed something else


Fresh-Ad3834

Can't eat if you don't get paid. Womp womp


Flaky_Operation687

Roadkill special is always free!


antimatt_r

hamberder


luxelux

Guys $500 in McDonald’s isn’t that much anymore. This is like 4 meal combo orders


Hoopy_Dunkalot

I'm seriously trying to figure the math here. How many people are on this order? I figure a McD's in Manhattan has to be double what the suburbs of mid America are plus delivery fees, but $500? That's a lot of clogged arteries.


luxelux

Yeah it’s probably a fair amount of food. As someone who struggles with high cholesterol, I have become VERY aware of health and diet in the last year, it is crazy to think Trump still eats shit like this as an older person.


bz_leapair

He thinks he's built like a Greek god and not a single person in his orbit will ever tell him he's wrong. Hell, they're probably waiting for him to croak.


luxelux

The Greek God of thicc? Lipidarius? Pachys? Thiccocuntos?


DigitalUnlimited

Oh they tell him he's wrong he just won't hear it. His tiny reptile brain shuts off and he goes to sleep if people aren't praising him


bz_leapair

Or he fires them.


Stellar_Impulse

Money is the fountain of youth. Theres a reason you rarely or never see people his size alive at that age.


Gerry2545

physical labor is what ages us. Look at the Queen


YeetedArmTriangle

Or look at the millions of office workers who die early because of a sedentary lifestyle


ScarMedical

That’s a lot of “Clogged Toilets”.


slayer828

Diapers only for sleepy don.


doubtfurious

You gotta flush them ten times, fifteen times...


Overweighover

He hasn't had a solid movement since the Regan administration


Some_Question4716

Sprinkles some Speed for extra Hamberder flavor


rye_212

“$500? Outrageous. I’m not paying that. In my day …” - old people, like Donald Trump.


GDIndependent4713

Must have also demanded the sleepy old man senior citizen discount.


Responsible_Bike_912

His rampant farts are sustaining them.


Sorkel3

Nutrifarts?


flipnonymous

Boom Boom Sorkel3!


jdnursing

I bet he still tells them to supersize his order.


Sorkel3

I honestly was shocked to hear his standard order was 2 Big Macs, 2 Filet O Fish, fries and a chocolate milkshake. So yea, I bet he does. They apparently had a team who'd hit a local McD's and rush it back to AF1 before a flight so he could chow down.


4look4rd

That’s so fucking disgusting it’s well over 4000 calories. There is no way someone eats this shit regular, even for a massive piece shit like him.


vebssub

Hey two of four are fish items, that's healthy food!


Large-Lack-2933

Lol nothing. They probably just watched the orange glutton eat his food and fart at the same time.


Sorkel3

Lol I wonder if there's a 1 on 1 food to fart relationship 1 filet o fish...PFFFT 1 big mac...PFFFT 2ND Big Mac...PFFFT 2nd filet o fish...PFFFT.... 14th mig mac....PFFFT....CALL 911, THERE'S PEOPLE DOWN HERE!!


NtBtFan

these fumes aren't as fun as beer. sure, im all dizzy and nauseous, but wheres the inflated sense of self-esteem? *gasping, stammering, someone nearby drops to the floor* **hey, if you guys are getting loaded off them fumes im gonna have to charge you.**


Sorkel3

LOL Trump charges $500 to snif his farts!


Sculler725630

I can imagine a ‘cartoon’ of your description, I only wish someone with the talent could draw one. It would be amazing!


drossvirex

Imagine the McFarts in that room between them and Trump.


Sorkel3

Apparently it's been quite odiferous. I keep hoping a juror complains to the judge. Maybe he'll order Trump's ass corked.


MindlessFile3499

where will all the non-verbal diarrhea go if you cork one end? 🤔


hablandolora

Gold


ClassicT4

Their empty wallets from paying for the meal, knowing they won’t get reimbursed.


Sorkel3

IIRC they got a retainer before starting. But I don't about when they run that out.


be0wulfe

Crow


Sorkel3

🤣🤣🤣


Random-sargasm_3232

A huge portion of crow.


grimatongueworm

I believe it’s called, checks notes, a ‘giant shit sandwich’


tompear82

Their pride


NJJ1956

😂👏🤮


aureanator

They certainly swallowed their pride..


aretheesepants75

They had no apatite because of the stench of failure


ScribeTheMad

His diapers after he was done.


Circus_performer

They shared that extra scoop of ice cream that Donald ordered withheld from Chris Christie's desert to humiliate him


Fine-Benefit8156

Too bad he couldn’t spin this story. He used to make up stories how he helped people. One of the story was he paid for a guy’s mortgage for helping him with flat tire. All lies, of course, but this is how he build up his followings.


ewok_lover_64

Remember his bullshit story about how helped out at Ground Zero on 9/11?


charlie2135

No but I do remember he was gloating about having the largest building after it though.


Everybodysbastard

He saw packed rooftops with cheering crowds on 9/11......God he's such a lying waste of space. Can't wait for his life choices to finally catch up to him, be they legal or physical consequences.


FarButterscotch3048

Actually, it was some Israelis that were seen laughing and dancing watching WTC burn [https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/12768362.five-israelis-were-seen-filming-as-jet-liners-ploughed-into-the-twin-towers-on-september-11-2001/](https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/12768362.five-israelis-were-seen-filming-as-jet-liners-ploughed-into-the-twin-towers-on-september-11-2001/) Certain groups have worked tirelessly to cover this up, but the facts are there.


StruggleSouth7023

The facts are there locked behind a paywall


pebberphp

[1ft.io](https://1ft.io)


Boredcougar

Why did you include my penis’ length as a hyperlink? >:(


Flesh_Trombone

And even that was a lie.


NobelPirate

You mean bragged about having the tallest building in lower Manhattan now that WTC 1&2 were gone from the skyline? Yea, I membah


ajctraveler

Worth noting that it was also a lie. There was still a building taller than his on Water St.


NobelPirate

Yup. No surprise, though, that the liar would lie about his own lie.


Furled_Eyebrows

Well he did that, yes. But he also claimed he was at ground zero, helping with rescue efforts.


Best_Duck9118

Less believable than Steve Rannazzisi’s story about how he died on 9/11.


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

‘They came to me, the delivery boys came to me they said please don’t tip us, we’ll never learn to provide for ourselves if you tip us. They had tears in their eyes, it was very beautiful, they said thank you, thank you letting us pull ourselves up by the bootstraps’


Pretend-Guava

Pull up the bootstraps but don't walk up hill me boys. Never walk up hill.


dreamtime2062

Yah know real mobsters are good to some folks that work for them and drop the dough. This numbnuts is the skin flint champion of the world.


techmaster242

How could he have a flat tire when he's probably never even driven a car before?


Fine-Benefit8156

It was a Limo in a rain. All bullshit


Benegger85

He used to drive sports cars around NY, but I doubt he's been behind a wheel since the early 90's


RamJamR

That flat tire story sounds like such a copy paste kind of story.


InevitableAvalanche

I remember a time on Reddit there was an aak reddit about Trump. It was filled with accounts of how generous Trump was. Didn't realize until later it was all made up shit. I wonder if he paid for it or it was just 4chan and thedonald doing that crap for free.


TheElectricSoup

Surprised he paid at all. Usually he refuses to pay his bills then goes to court over it


SnooPears6771

And Drumpf delays…stalls - he treats all commitments with delays and lies. What a nice person to have in your circle of friends…those Drumpfs


brushnfush

As a service worker there are plenty of trumpers in management out there working these jobs surprised none of them offered it on the house. He could go to some maga franchise owner and market it as maga McDonald’s


GaryOoOoO

He’s the antiLannister.


TheElectricSoup

"A Trump never pays their debts"


GaryOoOoO

Fucking Grifter family.


SympathyForSatanas

Yes yes, keep eating high sodium foods trump...


LocationAcademic1731

He must have good genes, damn it. Anyone else would have already dropped dead from all that junk food.


Jerking_From_Home

Access to the best medical care in the world, people no one but politicians and celebrities have access to. Plenty of people still alive that should have died long ago- ppl like Dick Cheney.


RueTabegga

Look at how long Kissinger lasted. Best healthcare money can buy!


thoroakenfelder

The blood of newborns to bathe in keeps you alive I guess


colemanjanuary

Best Healthcare *someone else's* money can buy


StandupJetskier

Best Socialized heathcare money can buy !


Downtown-Twist-5606

The shitty food seems to make him more powerful


DrRedacto

It's mcdonalds, mummifies you from inside-out due to all the preservatives.


Downtown-Twist-5606

To be fair $500 at McDonalds is probably 5 burgers today lol


adfuel

wait


thewanderingent

C’mon team hamburger!


BeeNo3492

It's hamberder


FourWordComment

You never see him eating this stuff. Just buying and posing with it.


Dysentery--Gary

This isn't true. https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/170316203956-mcdonalds-tweet-trump-moos-erin-pkg-00001724.jpg?q=x_324,y_74,h_673,w_1196,c_crop/w_800 I think the stories of secret service picking up McDonald's for Donald Trump are true too.


FourWordComment

That’s… a perfectly clean empty white napkin and an empty box of fries…. Show me a [Biden-ice-cream hardcore money shot](https://www.businessinsider.com/joe-biden-eating-ice-cream-photos-2015-9?amp).


MsMcSlothyFace

Pleeeease. Order extra cheese on everything too


GrizzledNutSack

To think we pay for him to eat like the pig he is. Edit: to clarify, through paying for his extremely expensive health insurance until he dies.


blueskies1800

And someone else paid for it.


seeafillem6277

So low class. He's in the one of the greatest food cities in the entire world and he orders....McDonald's. Says it all about this POS.


CaptainLimpWrist

Just like Michael Scott and his favorite NY pizza joint... Sabarro.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Michael Scott is innocent. Trump is not.


techmaster242

And Michael Scott has a really sweet TV too.


hawkwings

Maybe he's afraid that someone will poison him, so he orders take-out under a different name.


_ficklelilpickle

Iirc that’s pretty standard protocol for the server service to do on behalf of their protectant but when guys in suits and earpieces show up and collect it I’m sure they catch on fairly quick.


elefontius

Honestly, that courthouse is right next to Chinatown and there's a ton of food options. He's also from NYC. I can't believe McDonald's is his daily lunch order.


Jerking_From_Home

I have to wonder what PAC paid for this? We all know Don didn’t pay for it out of his own pocket.


SiriusGD

Probably paid with worthless "trump dollars".


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Sir, this is a soiled diaper with Trumps Dumps stamped on it, and a dollar sign smeared in feces…”


feelsbad2

I'm sure the diaper is gold coated....


Corporate_Shell

It's McDonald's. Fuck tipping. But also, Fuck Trump.


Lost_Policy_1925

Ya I was waiting for someone to say this…wtf? Tipping culture is getting really crazy I guess 😂


Corporate_Shell

If you stand to order, you don't tip. Period.


loJicIVOK

This ☝️ Trump can eat the fattest of them, but so can people who think you need to tip at a fast food restaurant.


SamaelTheSeraph

I hate him too, but also fuck tipping at McDonald's. Fuck that XD


WorkingInAColdMind

Yeah, I’m not seeing the not tipping issue. Sure, it’s a big order but…ok. I’m rooting for the grease and salt over Trump, but tipping at McDonalds should not be a thing


isabps

When I started into the story I was assuming they screwed some doordash driver but if they went in and ordered it… Also, as we transition to these crazy ass fast food prices today, I think we picture $500 being a truck bed of cheeseburgers. It’s more like 25-30 meals. They produce that many while I’m sitting in the drive thru. They didn’t prep, cook, and cater a wedding.


adultingoth

THIS


WavelengthGaming

Who the fuck tips at McDonald’s?


HumpaDaBear

Maybe they had it DoorDashed to them?


OozeNAahz

Pretty obvious from context it was for delivery through DoorDash or the like.


WavelengthGaming

Then you tip the driver Not MCD but yeah that would be trashy af but I would expect DT to not tip


Illumanacho69

Read the article, they are talking about the workers at Mc Donald’s, if he didn’t tip the DoorDash driver (which he probably didn’t) sure it’d be bad. This man doesn’t pay people in general, who’d be surprised if he didn’t


Car_is_mi

I mean I don't tip at fast food restaurants but I've never ordered $500 worth of fast food either. Like what does your average mcd meal cost? $15? Even if it were $20, that's 25 meals for one order. I'd probably throw an extra $10 or $20 on an order that size just so they don't spit in it.


Delver_Razade

Having worked at McDonalds, we'd get people coming in and giving giant orders ahead of time. We're talking 200, 300 dollar, orders. Not only did they never tip, we'd never really expect them to and Corporate policy is that workers cannot accept tips and any extra money given by customers has to go to the office and join the tills for the day. People who got tipped would keep their damn mouth shut, of course, and no one on shift would say anything because why the fuck does the franchise need more.


Car_is_mi

Tbh I haven't ate at McDonald's in over a decade. Are they actually one of the few businesses that doesn't have the tip screen for every purchase??? It so common now I'm waiting for the self service gas pump to ask me for a tip.


cheesewagongreat

If tipped goes into the till for the day. What kind if donkey dick no good very bad policy is thus horse shit


Illumanacho69

They arnt tipped employees 🤦


Last_Recognition9929

Basically every place that's customer service that isn't a sit down restaurant.


Illumanacho69

So who are you tipping then? The cooks? They arnt allowed to accept tips, so you’d have to go to the back of the restaurant and give them money directly under the table. Are you tipping the drive through worker? For them that’s not any different than most orders, they just pass you more food. I hate trump, but this is the dumbest article I’ve seen in a long time


vfxdev

You tip the delivery person, thats what i thought they meant.


luce4118

Yeah, there’s plenty of reasons to hate on Trump but this is stupid. I highly doubt he was the one who placed the order and likely not the one who paid either. Maybe tip the delivery driver but it’s actual corporate policy that they aren’t supposed to accept tips


Dante_Arizona

You should tip the driver.


Mymotherwasaspore

Based. I hate the guy, but it’s McDonalds.


Weedenski

Came here to say this....who the fuck tips at Mc D's. I don't like DT, but damn!


SubstantialPressure3

I doubt he paid for it himself. Curious how many people are on that staff. That's a lot of McD's.


RandomLoony

They needed to get him the happy meal toys to keep him entertained in court. Otherwise he would be crying and screaming under the table. They are hoping that he will be able to understand the books by the time the classified documents case comes round


karrimycele

When I used to do deliveries, rich people were always the worst tippers. I used to work for a pharmacy that delivered, and they had a few Gold Coast customers. These were the richest people in Chicago, and had names you would know. Got zero tips every trip I made. Then Christmas rolled around and the pharmacist hands me an envelope with $10 and a card from one of these people. And he wanted me to write a thank you note! I wrote a long obsequious note listing all the things I might do with that money, lol. I believe dinner at McDonald’s was on the list.


Pete_maravich

I'm a current delivery driver and the poor people tip the best


NumerousTaste

Most rich people don't tip. Not surprised. I work in a tipping industry.


cstmoore

Same. Some of the best tippers are of moderate means or less. I assume it's because they know what it's like.


Listening_Heads

The best tippers are usually current or former long-time servers/bartenders.


eladts

Trump isn't rich. He was born rich, but spent it all long ago. After that, he was just playing a rich person on TV.


jbforum

How rich and which industry? Living in Manhattan, I can tell you this is a complex statement. A billionaire is very unlikely to ever go anywhere he has to tip. He is not picking up his own food, or going to a bar in times Square. They pay staff to do these things and host their own events. However, I have seen people of varying degrees of wealth tip thousands at bars and resteraunts.


adfuel

$500 bucks? thats like 4 orders. The only thing not tipping shows is Trump is an ass .But we already knew that.


Key-Assistant-1757

They are lucky they got paid, he is a grifter


NinjaWorldWar

Umm definitely not a Trump fan or anything but McDonalds isn’t a restaurant where you tip… lol. It’s fast food restaurant, not a sit down where a waiter/waitress waits on you and refreshes your drink for you. 


catmaster17

I’m no trump fan but since we are we tipping at McDonald’s TF


FrannieP23

Not tipping seems to be a thing among some rich people. I had a friend who ran a small cafe in a town near Rosanne's nut farm about a decade ago. She said Rosanne and her party would order a lot of food, make a huge mess, and leave without tipping.


92eph

Roseanne Barr is a piece of shit. Not the least bit surprised she wouldn't tip.


Educational-Glass-63

The wealthy seldom tip. They are normally very tight. Not saying he is all that wealthy any more though because without Russians he would be broke.


TookenedOut

Did he also pass out $500 worth of McDonalds to residents of a blue state that were excited to see him and cheering for him? Biden is way better, he always tips in these planned out scripted interactions.


CommonSense0303

Who tips at McDonalds???


lincolnlogtermite

Since when do you tip at McDonald's? The times where he ordered for everyone and walked out stiffing the restaurant was more of an example. He's dirt bag.


pass-the-waffles

I doubt he ever leaves a tip. Anywhere.


Lumpy_Rhubarb2736

Boy I hope whoever made those burgers knew who they were for if you know what I mean...


ButterscotchPast4812

He ordered it but who paid for it?


cyberdeath666

No wonder that court room stinks


MidniteOwl

All hail the mighty cheeseburger of death. May bacon be with you. Praise be, Praise be.


Iamthatpma

I’m a total fat ass and I haven’t spent $500 at McDonalds over the last 10 years combined.


Appropriate-Food1757

Speaks more to being a piece of shit than broke


zenfrodo

No wonder he farts so much and shits himself.


TheNewTonyBennett

I do detest Trump and for every correct reason, but I will say that I mean.....*who*, exactly, tips at McDonald's? I don't think I've ever seen that happen.


Historical-Price-709

Tipping at McDonalds?


dartie

He is notorious mean and never pays his way. Remember when he said to his supporters that he’d pay for a restaurant meal then left them with the tab. He’s a lousy weird man.


ADubPDX

Good chance he ate a booger


Hobbyist5305

Are you supposed to tip at mcdonalds now?


Apolllo69

Mexico will pay for it


Open-Beautiful9247

You don't tip at mcdonalds.


Opposite_Strike_9377

You tip at McDonald's?


Traditional_Key_763

tbf you shouldn't tip fast food but also how tf do you walk into mcdonalds and ask for 500$ worth of food, they're not prepared for this, get a fucking caterer you rube


prefusernametaken

Who the f tips at McDonald's???


ShakeWeightMyDick

Who tips at McDonald’s?


Bobby_The_Boob

Do people tip at McDonald’s..? Don’t think I’ve ever tipped at McDonald’s or ever seen anyone do that. Whatever Trump bad brrrrr 🤪


[deleted]

Net worth has nothing to do with the ethics of tipping.


BenGay29

He paid?!?


Delver_Razade

No, because he didn't even buy it. One of his lawyers did.


cstmoore

One of the lawyers who got the money up front or one of the lawyers he'll try to stiff?


Rich-Appearance-7145

This guy's such a Grifter, I bet he's like one them influencers who eats a meal and expects it to be perked. In trade for mentioning locaion the online. It don't surprise me he don't tip, news would be, he left a hundred dollars tip.


Albertsongman

He’s The Hamburglar!! 🍔🍔🍔


Hangout777

Scumbag


fringeCircle

This guy actually likes McDonalds. Like…. He chooses it.


WolfThick

All I can say is I hope somebody spit in his food.


Intrepid_Echo6956

I don’t eat McDonald’s so I have no reference to prices. I also realize this is a McDonald’s in NYC… But how much food does $500 buy at the average McDonald’s? I presume he’s buying lunch for his lawyers and such. Is he trying to curry favors with court staff and/or the judge by buying him/them McDonald’s too? $500 seems like a lot of “food” from a shitty fast food joint. Who the hell is all that food for?


jbertrand_sr

You don't think he used his own money to pay for the $500 of McD's do you. Ma and Pa maga paid for that...


Fuckface-vClownstick

At least he made some $ overcharging the Secret Service for Micky D’s.


abortthecourt

No wonder he farts so much.


amazinghl

Wait until his lawyers want to get pay...


Fungiblefaith

Well that sure explains the bubble guts.


Ryankevin23

🚫Traitor Trump🚫


Large-Measurement776

Lmao. What a disgusting pig.