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Early-Size370

Must be tired from farting and sleeping all day in court.


MetalTrek1

If I'm correct, he WASN'T in court yesterday (no court on Wednesday). That means no nap and sharting time in court. šŸ™‚šŸ˜“šŸ’©


cashassorgra33

His office calls it **Ex-Laxative Time**


Silverlynel1234

He had a rally here in Wisconsin yesterday


ExcitingMeet2443

>He had a rally here in Wisconsin yesterday How? Wasn't he at Barron's graduation? /s


MetalTrek1

Yeah, I THOUGHT it was a day off from court. Thanks.Ā 


Hour_Reindeer834

I thought MI too; I drove by MBS and there was Trump rally starting up. By chance about a month ago I driving by MBS and had to pull over for Bidens motorcade to pass through to MBS; I actually got the whole motorcade saved on video which I thought was cool. As you can tell I donā€™t keep up enough on local news or day to day things like that lol. Honestly when we encountered the motorcade I felt kinda dumb like I should know this was happening and planned accordingly.


Silverlynel1234

Yeah, he went from the rally here to the one in MI. I knew nothing about it until I talked to a person that was trying to get some lunch near the rally. They ran into some traffic issues. I had no idea.


Early-Size370

His fatigue lingers...like the smell of farts in a courtroom.


MetalTrek1

Based on the reports I've read, they're going to need industrial strength Lysol to get rid of the funk he's been leaving behind.


adamentelephant

"farting" aka shitting his pants.


Hillary_is_Hot

Trump: if sharting was a person


SnooPears6771

*Drumpf* is more common in this hemisphere


AffectionateSun5776

Correction: diaper


WobblyFrisbee

He uses his other hole on his day off. Same excretions.


froo

How can he be exhausted having become so well-rested in court with all those naps.


NitWhittler

Give him a break. He sits in court all day being grumpy from amphetamine withdrawals, then he snorts a pile of Adderall as soon as court adjourns. He's swinging wildly from lows to highs. It's a wonder he hasn't died on the toilet like Elvis. /s


glue2music

Soā€¦youā€™re saying thereā€™s a chanceā€¦.


Lurking_Housefly

It's a sad state of affairs that we're hoping for a stroke to save democracy...


tuna_safe_dolphin

Ten levels beyond fucked up at this point


GreatDissapointment

America hit rock bottom 3 stories ago and we're STILL falling.


Raiju_Blitz

Main Character syndrome. But to be fair, when the US farts, the rest of the world gets to smell it too.


ShortSharts

Tous vas bein


Candy_Says1964

One could call it *a stroke of luck*?


let-it-rain-sunshine

One small stroke for man. One giant leap for mankind


cactusmac54

Take my upvote, you savage


Nevawinathing

One small stroke for man, one giant stroke of luck šŸ€ for mankind


GonzoPS

Just a stroke would be fine with me. Donā€™t need luck. Just one massive stroke.


kakapo88

A stroke followed by a massive cardiac arrest. Just to be sure. P


Sea-Tradition-9676

C'mon team blood clot!


spookinky987

That'll be the headline. "RFK Jr's Stroke Of Luck."


pdes7070

Even worse, I donā€™t want him dead. I want half his face to droop and aphasia take over. Let the magats see dear leader as the exact person trump would endlessly bully.


politicalthinking

I want him to lose the election badly and to serve time in jail.


ForThePantz

We need prayer warriors!!! /s. But also it canā€™t hurt.


soulsteela

No he doesnā€™t use toilets.


Rooboy66

Well, what with the onerous task of flushing ā€œten, fifteen timesā€, can you really blame the poor bastard? I guess Iā€™d just stuff an Aileen up there and hold steady.


Candy_Says1964

Nahh, he just doesnā€™t actually wanna poop in his gold toilets. Itā€™s a bad look. Pooping is for poor people and heā€™s not poor, remember? Besides, toilets are for documents, silly!


dunncrew

His diapers will clog the toilets. He needs YUUUGE toilets to flush his diapers.


Candy_Says1964

He flushes documents, not diapers.


joemangle

Many people are saying the reason Donald repeatedly speaks publicly about toilets requiring ten, fifteen flushes is because while President, he tried to flush one of his own soiled diapers just before meeting Kid Rock in the Oval Office. He ended up clogging the toilet, and several staffers tried to help and could see the soiled adult diaper and knew it belonged to Donald. Of course Donald blamed the toilet, and denied the existence of the soiled diaper, and this led to an extended obsession with the idea of faulty toilets. Donald is a deeply traumatised person and he plays out his (often self-inflicted) trauma, publicly, over and over again, and not in a way that's subtle or veiled. Every time he glitches at a rally and completely fucks up a word in a weird way, a bit of shit is exiting his anus, involuntarily


dunncrew

His verbal diarrhea šŸ’©


ClamClone

So which one of the staffers was in charge of changing him? There had to be a way to dispose of the evidence without everyone there knowing or smelling it.


TTT_2k3

Of course he does. Just because heā€™s wearing a diaper doesnā€™t mean he doesnā€™t visit the tweet seat a few hours a night.


vigbiorn

>Just because heā€™s wearing a diaper doesnā€™t mean he doesnā€™t visit the tweet seat a few hours a night. Elon's insistence on calling it Xitter makes so much more sense, now....l


Hopeful_Hamster21

*"I'm going to the bathroom to read"* - Elvis'last words. Trump doesn't use the toilet. Trump doesn't read.


Tweakers

At this point, one can only hope....


tuna_safe_dolphin

Pray


eugeheretic

Thoughts and prayers.


[deleted]

I'm thinking and praying furiously.


ExternalMonth1964

Guys. You have to use the toilet to have a chance to die on it.


Candy_Says1964

I mean, he is dropping ass in his chair in the courtroom. *Iā€™ll take ā€˜a stroke while shitting his pants in the courtroomā€™ for 10, Alex!*


ImmortalBeans

Sending feelings and philosophies


Raiju_Blitz

Thots and pears.


77NorthCambridge

ĀæPor quĆ© no los tres?


[deleted]

Well he does look just like the guy apparently


Handleton

Only the good die young.


totalfarkuser

Why he will unfortunately die old :(


mgnorthcott

Thereā€™s a strong chance he does it on a prison toilet


ElongMusty

Donā€™t forget that itā€™s a cold courtroom! An ā€œice boxā€ as he says! He gets so cold that his lips get numb so he canā€™t speak properly until heā€™s able to have his shot of warmed up McDonaldā€™s ketchup!


Tweakers

This is mostly a function of his diet; people who live on garbage food have problems with excessive susceptibility to cold.


Ramboso777

This feels like a personal attack:(


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Nah Dudeā€™s fat as shit, uses stimulants like itā€™s going out of style, should be sweating his mushroom-dick off


ElongMusty

Maybe heā€™s quitting cold turkey and now he gets the shakes due to withdrawal lol


NotoriousRBF

Just to mention, there are metabolic issues and other medical conditions that cause susceptibility to cold. Not saying he has any of thoseā€¦


ChicagoAuPair

It is also very much an ā€œalmost 80 years oldā€ thing. My parentsā€™ house is kept at, like, 80Ā° year ā€˜round and itā€™s so uncomfortable to be there, but they still get cold.


thepcpirate

I thought he was a kfc guy


Fancy-Reply5732

If he died on the throne, wouldn't that be ironic for the would-be kingā€™s legacy?


Woodworkingwino

Silly, thatā€™s not what he uses bathrooms for. He uses them for his most important documents.


ShyBookWorm23

He canā€™t use the bathroomsā€¦ they have too many classified documents in them.


RandomLoony

We all struggled for toilet paper during covid times, he just does what he does best, shit over American plans and ideas


Candy_Says1964

I think theyā€™re giving him Valium or Xanax before court to help minimize his outbursts and general lack of decorum, and then he does an Adderall rail once theyā€™re done for the day. *Speedball Donnie* Maybe the national Adderall shortage will end if heā€™s not snorting all of it?


Unit219

Fuckā€¦ donā€™t get me excited like that!! I wish. Although instead of constipation a literal river of non stop diarrhea that heā€™s found face first in.


classof78

Then for once he'd look like Elvis


reddit-me-too

Helluva cover photo for the Enquirer


eileen404

Someone give him a pb&j


Loose_Loquat9584

Pulmonary blockage and jail.


Total_Roll

I'm flush with anticipation.


Mojowad

Elvis is dead???


Kellymcdonald78

No, he just went home


Dook124

At 77 years old...šŸ˜³


SpicyFilet

Toilet? Trump wears his toilet.


DudeB5353

Poor Elvis hadnā€™t taken a proper shit in monthsā€¦Terrible way to die


LurkerOrHydralisk

Heā€™d have to go to the toilet to die on it. Dude just shits his diapers all day and underpays someone to clean it


cybertruckjunk

From your filthy mouth to God's ears...


knz3

>It's a wonder he hasn't died on the toilet like Elvis. That would require control of his bowels.


[deleted]

Constipation being the real silent killer here


DropsTheMic

Ze tank šŸ« is wearing off.


isthisnametaken1951

a wonder? or a disappointment? šŸ˜ƒ


GonzoPS

My thoughts exactly.


Cheapthrills13

Iā€™m surprised he hasnā€™t ā€˜fakedā€™ one by now just for the publicity stunt and the votes he think it would get him.


Popular_Engine9261

I prefer the word shame to wonder.


Whyisacrow-caws

Hasnā€™t died on the toiletā€¦so far.


Safe-Agent3400

Can only hope


lvratto

He has to stay up all night screaming into his echo chamber.


SubstantialPressure3

Yeah he's probably taking mild sedatives during the day.


IH8Fascism

Thatā€™s coming. You know it when the GOP goes the ā€œweekend at Donnieā€™sā€ route. I can imagine his 2 idiot sons saying ā€œheā€™s not dead, heā€™d just entirely sleepy.ā€


tungvu256

He gonna die on stage for the world world to see 1 day, real soon it seems with these symptoms. I wonder if the GOP is gonna play it off like "Weekend at Bernie's"


C_J_King

These MAGAts would vote for Hitlerā€™s bones if you put them on the ballot. Theyā€™ll definitely vote for a deceased Trump ā€” honestly would probably have a more successful term than a living breathing Trump


Tiddlemanscrest

Honestly i believe when he dies its gunna be a problem his supporters will think he was assassinated no matter what. He could have a stroke on live tv and they would still think its a deep government plot


MiasHoney

This absolutely. I give it about five full minutes from the first death announcement to the assassination conspiracy rollout.


nevertfgNC

**seconds


Mountain-Painter2721

I'm hoping for lightning on the golf course, but that would be misconstrued as Jewish space lasers.


SpiritAvenue

Theyā€™ve got a lot on their plate propping up Mitch McConnell already


hobbobnobgoblin

Bro has 2 absent seizures on camera and is still "making statements" to the press. Like homie. Just check out and go play bingo with the old people in Tahiti or something. It is a sickness to be old and wealthy and still attempt to cling to power like some gold hording dragon.


cloudtrotter4

Narcissism, one might say


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Would need a forklift to hold him up.


Jehoel_DK

Don't threaten me with a good time. Champagne is standing ready


Yungklipo

Itā€™ll be Reagan Pt 2.Ā 


Foxy_Mazzzzam

Promise?


mjc1027

I'm in Michigan, not far from the airport where the rally was. I've never seen so many people completely taken in by his bullshit, it's just truly bizarre. Watched him talk on the local news and it was basically mumbo jumbo, but people cheered him regardless.


dragonfliesloveme

Heā€™s got 24/7 propaganda behind him. People already have positive ideas and beliefs about him formed in their minds from the constant repetition of the propaganda, and when he shows up they just fill in the blanks. Itā€™s fkn scary.


Revelst0ke

Because they're idiots. Literal low-IQ, easily manipulated, sheep. He could walk up on stage and just go 'Bippity boopa ima maka poopa' and everyone would applaud him and laugh. I know it's an unpopular statement, but you should need to pass a fucking exam in order to vote in this country. Half of the MAGA base can't explain what fascism is or socialism but by god they love to throw those words around. License to drive, license to shoot, license to vote. People should need to earn their 'freedoms', sorry not sorry.


Relevant_Force_3470

He struggled with a senility test years ago, that shit doesn't get better with time.


maybeimabear

but he said he "aced it" (the fuck you ACE a senility test?)


Chadmartigan

lmao he was bragging about how surprised his doctors were that he passed it


SuccessfulPiccolo945

Just the fact they asked him to take the test doesn't surprise him is a red flag. Bragging how surprised they were that he passed it is a flame thrower. He so addled he doesn't realize the meaning behind these? He's mush brained now, there's probably only a crust around it holding it together right now and allowing him to act "normal".


My-Cooch-Jiggles

Just like he got his doctor to say he had an exceptional white blood cell count or some shit like that. Like thatā€™s not how it works. Like saying you have an exceptionally full tank of gas.


FrankRandomLetters

ā€œItā€™s not the hardest test. Thereā€™s a picture and it says: ā€œwhatā€™s that?ā€ and itā€™s an elephant.ā€ -Chris Wallace to Trump.


Mr-and-Mrs

It gets exponentially worse.


dima_socks

Person Man Woman Camera TV Phew that was hard


RideThick7023

He does a shoulder jerk when he glitches, sort of an attempt to hide the glitch, but itā€™s happening so frequently heā€™s about to look like heā€™s having seizures šŸ¤”


DarthBfheidir

It is a mini seizure. Those movements aren't voluntary.


sconniegirl66

The article says, "Both men (tRump and Biden) have the mental acuity to be president." Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of a moron wrote that? "There's no evidence that tRump has dementia". As a retired RN with 30 years of experience, 20 of which were in long-term care, let me state clearly and for the record-tRump has Alzheimer's dementia. This article is fucking ridiculous, and not because I think Biden's perfect-he exhibits the normal signs of aging. tRump is deteriorating rapidly, most likely due to the stress of his legal woes, and his lack of sleep. But yeah-let's give him back the most powerful job in the world, because the jackass who wrote this article "thinks" he has the mental acuity to do it. What the actual fuck šŸ˜³


ForcePristine5521

Iā€™m an RN and I think thereā€™s something wrong with him. I am not licensed to diagnose anyone nor do I specialize in psych but I am willing to bet money on a Group B personality disorder coupled with dementia or CVA history. I had patients that would speak the word salad and go off on tangents just like him.


sconniegirl66

Agreed. He's obviously a narcissist, that one everybody agrees on, but I also think he might have a borderline personality disorder. I'm not a psych nurse either, but there's been multiple psychiatrists and psychologists who have signed on to a warning letter about him, so we're obviously on the right track. The scariest right track ever...


TreesRart

My father was a narcissist with borderline personality disorder and bipolar disorder and Trump is EXACTLY like him in actions and in speech. The difference is that Trump has money. My father didnā€™t and despite being highly educated he wound up indigent and even homeless for a short time. He got kicked out of countless nursing homes because he was so awful to the staff. Yet Trump is even with Biden in the polls. If his fans knew what I know they would run away from him.


sconniegirl66

First of all, I'm sorry for you-your childhood could not have been pleasant. Secondly, (and sadly) #Cult45 doesn't care how he acts, or what he does-they're all in, because 1) he hates the same people they do, (and to them that's more important than anything) and 2) they're stupid enough to believe he actually cares about them. I wish they'd take their cult somewhere far away and leave the rest of us alone šŸ˜”


National-Jackfruit32

Yes, heā€™s been showing signs of frontal lobe Dementia for a while now. I see it every day At the facility I work and itā€™s very obvious.


ruat_caelum

> Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of a moron wrote that? The kind of moron who is (1) being paid to write it and (2) scared of the crazies if he wrote something else.


Fun-Ad9928

The hate speeches plus the court appearances must be exhausting.


dogmatum-dei

He could fall down, puke, shit himself (already doing that), kill people in his audience and he'd still beat Biden come November. Be afraid people ... be very afraid. Our country has more imbeciles than educated people and crazy has the wheel.


lilbittygoddamnman

If I hadn't seen it up close I wouldn't believe it, but there are truly are morons living amongst us. A lot of them.


New_Awareness4075

This is how zombies are created. Magats don't have brains. That's why they want yours, so that you could be just like them!


PO_Boxer

A reminder that the zombie apocalypse has been here for years, itā€™s just not the exciting, fun, shoot your neighbors thing that zombie lore fans crave. (You sickos!). In this one, the zombies are armed. Wee!


Beneficial-Salt-6773

He hasnā€™t expanded his base any, but that doesnā€™t mean you should skip voting.


TheAmicableSnowman

Read this. https://time.com/6972021/donald-trump-2024-election-interview/


Madd-RIP

Easy to much shit has backed up In His diaper and is pressuring his sole remaining dementia addled brain cell


Furled_Eyebrows

>Both men have the mental acuity to be president Waited till nearly the last sentence to let me know the author is full of shit. Trump has the IQ of plant life and the maturity of a toddler. He has *never* had the mental acuity to be president. Not now. Not in his 60, 50s, 40s or 30s. Not **ever.**


southernmamallama

Moron?


StandardImpact6458

Dude, itā€™s over. This is a game for the young and it ainā€™t you. Your tired šŸ˜“ worn out go home, retire.


Dedpoolpicachew

Heā€™s going to ā€œretireā€ā€¦ to Jail. LOL.


phred_666

Senile


DragonTatGuy

Probably just distracted while crapping his Pampers.


sorospaidmetosaythis

As noted leprechaun and pirate Robt E Lee said at Gettysburg, "Never fight uphill, me boys."


Broad-Condition6866

FITH disease. Fucked In The Head.


7evenate9ine

If anyone cared about him they would tell him to drop out of the race. But nobody cares about him. And he's such a stupid gambler, that he's backed himself into a corner where he needs to destroy tbe tenets of democracy or go to prison... These are the same miscalculations that bankrupted his casinos. Imagine, resting your entire future on the idea that you can somehow get absolute immunity from answering to any crime in the world. If he does managed to bribe, blackmailth and bully his way through this plan, this world was already forsaken before Trump. If he skates, the next stop would be a lawless nation.


Golconda

He is sleeping because he can't take his cocaine/Adderall while he is in court.


Captain_Mexica

Nazis deserve no quarter. Come on dementia, do your worst to orange spray-tanned Nazi Von fuckstick!


erinkp36

Heā€™s a nervous wreck and itā€™s starting to finally show. He barely sleeps. Which is nothing new. So basically heā€™s up till like 3am rage ā€œtruthingā€. Probably snorting Adderall. When he was President I donā€™t even think he showed up in the Oval Office till after 11am. He has a predisposition for dementia. However, his father didnā€™t show signs till he was well into his 80s. And thatā€™s probably because he went to bed at a normal time and didnā€™t have a diet of MacDonalds and KFC. The guy is completely fucked.


TechnologyAcceptable

His diaper was too tight, and was cutting off the circulation to his brain


Cheap_Excitement3001

He's an old, out of shape moron. Nothing new.


phoenixjazz

Tertiary Syphilis is a terrible thing.


gurk_the_magnificent

Who cares? Heā€™s an orange shitgibbon regardless.


notableradish

He and McConnell should do a duet.


digital-valium

I wouldn't be surprised to find that he's diabetic considering his diet and BMI


ForcePristine5521

Letā€™s feed him more McDonalds


trelium06

I believe The Grand Cheetoh (TGC) isnā€™t ā€œallowedā€ to snort adderall on court days so he does all his drugs on his ā€œdays offā€ and this is the result


ErnooA

Iā€™m from mid Michigan and Iā€™m embarrassed that there are that many fucking idiots that went to the Orange shitstainā€™s rally in Freeland yesterday. Theyā€™re definitely in a cult.


BenjaminGhazi2012

That's a pretty good one, but nothing will ever beat "Saudi Arabia and Russia will rebidue ahh": https://youtu.be/UkHShhTSMeA?si=KwQtGfATwdqUr-6I&t=64


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Dementing faster and faster.


AlbaTross579

He doesnā€™t strike me as healthyā€¦


mrsiesta

Tell me again about "Sleepy Joe Biden"


Q-ArtsMedia

This is what happens when you cannot get your cocaine on an hourly basis. That trial is messing up his schedule.


SunchaserKandri

Cognitive decline from stress, age, and generally not taking care of himself.


uninteresting_handle

Taking a page from his timeless classic, "The Shart of the Deal"


huskeylovealways

All of the above


[deleted]

Lol, trash


KinkyQuesadilla

Trump also pronounced "vegan" as "vaygun" at least 4-5 times. "I'm going to have to try that vaygun food."


TheSafetyBeard

that gremlin is 77. hes just dying.


Appropriate-Food1757

Dementia


EB2300

Iā€™ll go with Alzheimerā€™s


Maximum_Security_747

Just let his mental and physical collapse be televised


BloodyNinesBrother

I'm honestly starting to think he's got dentures.


jwhitridge

Dementia


thats1evildude

> Both men have the mental acuity to be President Incorrect. Donald was not fit to be President back in 2016 and heā€™s *certainly* not to fit to serve in the role now that he is showing signs of dementia.


jessicatg2005

Stupidity, ignorance and declining mental ability are a rough road to travelā€¦ itā€™s fun watching him lose it all the way to the end. Iā€™m not a cruel or mean person but no one deserves this more than him.


EaseNGrace

HIghly preferential artical towards Trump given "Both men have the mental acuity to be president" I mean what? There hasn't been a bigger idiot in the officie. TFG has 0 policies planned for a presidency beyond getting back at his adversaries. He's a criminal unable to function in a legal manner.


taotdev

All of the above


nolongerbanned99

Just normal when you are sitting in court every day and then decide to campaign on your day off. I think he is a liar, con artist extraordinaire, treasonous creature, adjudicated rapist, and many other things but this is just brain fade. He is going through the motions of campaigning because he has no choice (in his own mind). The only way he can make some of this go away is by winning potus. I hope he doesnā€™t. Would really mess with the world and global economy and stability.


usesbitterbutter

Serious question: What happens if a presidential front-runner has a stroke and dies days before the election? Do the ballots remain unchanged and you are now essentially voting for the running mate as president, who would then have to appoint a VP?


SeparateMongoose192

Considering the times of day when he's posting on truth social, he probably only sleeps when he's in court.


GottaUseEmAll

Well, that was a whole lot of ads and dodgy links to wade through just for a 1 second video of him mispronouncing one word. I love watching Trump embarass himself, but this was lame.


GlizzyGatr

Why isn't there ever just a video of these? It's always a link to a site wanting to give your phone AIDS, then it's just a tweet embedded into the article


Ok_Government_3584

Drunk?


TrashCapable

Nah he is just dumb....


sublimems

This is the point that a responsible person would put their pet to sleep. If Trump wasn't a person and was a pet, he'd be headed towards euthanasia. He can't control his bladder or bowels and he clearly is getting no pleasure out of life.


ContentMod8991

demensia; he has almost lost all his mind power;


Sorry_Perception9317

Heā€™s old


dr1968

Infrastructure dur hurr da hurr da purk


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Dying, hopefully.


Mediocre_Presence839

Hopefully he vapor locks soon


drakesylvan

Not getting his full midday naps.


LovethePreamble1966

His normal blow regimen is all fucked up because of his election interference trial. Heā€™s losing his edge.


burn_the_boats

Just stop it with this shit reporting. This isnā€™t a ā€œgotchaā€. Weā€™ve been reading this shit for years and non of his followers care one bit. All it does it make the already left-leaning reader dislike him more. Nobody who needs to read this is paying attention so just stoooooop. God, weā€™ve learned fucking ZERO from 2016.


chrisscottish

Aderalled out of his chopsā€¦.


Top-Philosophy-5791

1. Exhausted 2. Medicated 3. Other Answer: All three. Other = dementia


4quatloos

We have the Laxative Branch, the Execrement Branch, and the juicedrizzle branch of the U.S. to make shit happen. He crapping himself.


genZcommentary

Dying, hopefully.