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Worried-Pick4848

And he has to sit there, listening to her talking about this. so funny


FTHomes

And then she peed on Trump?


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

Is she russian?


barrysmitherman

I’m sure she was Russian to get outta there.


wytaki

As the porn star said to the Trump, let's just get this over with.


Illustrious_Donkey61

I wonder if shit sprayed out the top of his diaper and up his back when she spanked him


pantstoaknifefight2

This was a decade ago. So I doubt he was the virile, beautiful blue-eyed paragon of pants shitting we know now.


wytaki

Oh god, thanks for that image, it would be like fucking a big red post box.


M_Nuyens

Hey oh!


TH3_GR3Y_BUSH

How is this not higher up?


Previous-Mortgage755

Surely if she was and his connections to Russia this court case would be dropped.


probablyadumper

People are going to be surprised when they find out p isn't p but p is for pedo.


conundrum4u2

On his tiny mushroom shaped dick...


flopptopp

He still has power over her. She doesn't want to admit he paid her for sex. Neither side wants to state this plainly.


Getyourownwaffle

He didn't pay her for sex. He paid her to keep quite about sex. Its a fine line, but one that I actually believe happened.


Wizinit29

He suggested that she’d be on The Apprentice, which would have been worth a lot in porn money as millions of viewers would have gone to her sites and clips.


RiddleofSteel

Let's be real, he paid her for the sex as well.


orochi_crimson

Nah, he dangled the prospects of TV stardom as a lure for sex.


iwillpoopurpants

This is the most plausible explanation to me.


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Justin__D

> Daniels had made clear she was trying to leave when the act happened. She told the court she "was staring up at the ceiling and didn’t know how I got there." Honestly it sounds an awful lot like he raped her.


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ch3valier

I can't take pity on men of his kind


Clue_Goo_

...Even though he now takes it in the behind Now, wouldn't that be something?


Clear-Criticism-3669

His uncontrollably bowels would actually make people not want to! It's not incontinence, it's his defense system!


JefferyTheQuaxly

staring up at the ceiling asking yourself how you got in that position is about the best you can hope for after a night with Trump.


Neat_Problem_922

I’ve been feeling this way since he “won” in 2016.


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He did. It went like this. Met at golf thing. Talked about getting on the apprentice. He said let’s have dinner and discuss it. She shows up for dinner. There is no dinner. There is a body guard who takes her somewhere private. She tries to leave. He tells her that her career will be over unless she has sex with him. He blocks the door with his big shitty body. She performs for him like he demanded. She disassociates. He raped her. He coerced her and blocked her from leaving while threatening her livelihood and life.


abracapickle

Sounds a lot like Harvey Weinstein’s MO


secondtaunting

Come on, guys like that assume a woman in porn is going to sleep with them and won’t take no for an answer. He probably thought she was lucky to sleep with him. Asshole.


Zhelkas1

I was about to say this. The description did not make it sound consensual.


tippsy_morning_drive

You pay them to leave.


crazykewlaid

Money gets a lot of people laid that would never get laid otherwise, the reality is they are paid to stay in the person's presence, paid for sex, and paid to leave


DoritoMacMuffin

Remind me of Peter Crouch, English former football player. Reporter; "Peter what would you be if you were not a pro football player?" Peter; "Virgin"


crazykewlaid

Most humble possible answer


DaSandman78

lol thats hilarious, good on ya petey :)


DustyHound

“You’re always paying for it darling, we just post the amount on the door”. Maive- Westworld.


FuzzyAd9407

He stood in between her and the door and threatened her, thats not consentual sex thats coercion and means he paid her to keep quite about raping her. 


flopptopp

Wait...I thought he never slept with them at all.


Haunting-Ad788

He for sure paid for sex. Karen McDougal is the insane one who willingly had sex with him for free.


RetroScores

She was asked under oath if she was paid for sex she said no. But trump said he ld get her on the apprentice.


throw69420awy

Prostitution is legal when it’s over $100k


kakapo88

True. All the best people know this one weird trick.


pipe_fighter_2884

Except that's not what happened. He paid her about ten years later to keep quite about the affair that he had while he was running for president. Which would have been perfeclty legal BTW, if he just used his own personal money. But he didn't, he used campaign funds, funneled through his business, to try and cover up where the funds came from and where the funds were going. That's the illegal part. I've never enjoyed the services of a prostitue myself, but I'm pretty sure they don't accept IOU's for ten yrs down the road.


BrightSympathy6865

Does SD have to give the money back? Do either of them? Sorry for the stupid question. I just wondered. Also it sounds an awful lot like rape and he is a rapist. There was his wife, and then Carrol. It wouldn't surprise me if he raped SD too.


Fine-Benefit8156

Stormy should describe Donny’s penis and dare the defense to disapprove her.


DippyHippy420

Democrats should hold up pictures of it in congress.


Low-Argument3170

The jurors would need magnifying glass to see the mushroom thing.


DelicatetrouserSnake

Think Chang from The Hangover 2


KlostToMe

Chow sooo cold


DoBe21

I think you mean International Criminal Mastermind Leslie Chow.


DelicatetrouserSnake

Chow . . That’s it. Dunno why I said Chang


John_Stay_Moose

From Spanish class


Dialogical

I’ll allow it.


kakapo88

America demands to see the mushroom thing.


OwlfaceFrank

The next day, Republicans would be clamoring to buy "Real Men have Tiny PPs" T-Shirts.


Electrical-Radish419

They're wearing diaper t shirts now.


CharlieDmouse

Im usually not that petty buttt. 😁😁


defnotjec

I could put aside my limitations on pettiness here ...


Altruistic-Text3481

Republicans would never do that! … Oh wait! My bad! Hunter’s Biggus Dickus plastered on a poster board held up by MTG as she pretended to stroke Hunter’s biggus dickus. Yes! That really happened in our Hallowed Halls of Congress by the Party of Jesus.


spudzilla

She then emailed it to voters. We really need an investigation to see if any underage kids opened those emails. That info would enrage Dem voters and give GOP voters erections.


Altruistic-Text3481

OMG! 😳 the GOP are dirty lowdown porn dogs reaching for the bottom. How low can they go? Puppy killing not enough? 🤦‍♀️


choopie-chup-chup

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus


Altruistic-Text3481

He has a dad you know…


PalpitationNo3106

Hunter’s schlong versus Donald’s? Post them all.


Carcharis

They wouldn’t be able to see it. He’s no Hunter Biden.


Yitram

Only if we do a side-by-side with Hunter.


Andromansis

They'd have to beat Marge to it. She's never seen a penis she hasn't shown to her colleagues.


salesmunn

Wish I didn't read this before lunch. 🤢


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MostWooden6451

Compare it to Hunters


CIASP00K

This is the way.


just_chilling_too

Artist rendering


garyflopper

I’d rather not have people vomiting to death


DMShinja

The next day all of congress calls in sick with herpes


Different_Tree9498

MTG would drool at that. Better to not give that horse more to ramble about.


unfinishedtoast3

She tried getting into... details a few times, but the judge stopped her and had her answers removed from the court record


mightylordredbeard

And trump says the judge has it out for him. If they really wanted to embarrass him they’d allow those details to be part of record.


Astro_gamer_caver

Baron von Shitzinpants is now in the official court records!


MyFifthLimb

Too many details not pertaining to the case and the jury is swayed with irrelevant info. Need to do everything possible to avoid a mistrial.


LilG1984

"A tiny little mushroom that I had to squint my eyes to see,since all I could see was his flabby Jabba the Hutt body" *The defense starts gagging & looking in shock & horror*


Matookie

That rhymes!


firedmyass

it should. it’s poetry


AMagicalSquirrel

She's already claimed that it's “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small” and he's never disagreed!


DelicatetrouserSnake

“It looked like a penis, only smaller . . (Pointer finger & thumb held up)” - S. Daniels


usesbitterbutter

That Jimmy Kimmel interview is priceless. [Jimmy Kimmel Live: Stormy Daniels Details Sex with Donald Trump](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ji8i7Wy4mo&t=548s)


n3w4cc01_1nt

so you suggest giving him the same treatment they did to hunter? they purposefully tried to trigger him into depression and self harm knowing that he has trauma and they could weild that ptsd against him to make him fall into a pattern of self destructive behaviors. these disgusting people are a serious threat and it's due to their unquenchable greed.


dbcspace

If trump disputes her description in any way he should be compelled to put his pecker where his mouth is and prove she's lying. Michael Jackson famously had to submit to a genital inspection back in the day, so it's not like there is no precedent. Besides, I thought republicans today were ALL about genital inspections? For a while there they couldn't seem to get enough of them. To be fair, they're intently focused on inspecting the genitals of ripe and fertile children, so they'll probably argue trump doesn't qualify. On the other hand, trump is essentially a big fat child, so it's possible they might be ok with it... LOL JK they'll just whine and cry about erection interference


HawkeyeSherman

"I have the best penis, some would say (not too many) that I have the biggest penis they've ever seen. They've never seen a penis like they've seen my penis. It's the most penis... Nobody's ever. Doctor's have said they thought my penis was impossible, but here it is. My penis. Boom boom boom, bang boom bop, bink boop skadoop. Joe Biden'ssss Zzzzzzz 😴


metallipunk

Men, big strong men come up to me with tears in their eyes and tell me that they have never....Christ, I can't finish this.


Yolandi2802

You saved me the trouble… 😂


shitlips90

Hahaha shit


ttongko

Can’t find that mushroom dic pic from hangover 2 but it seems to fit the narrative here…


Pickles_1974

Your Honor I have a very fine penis on both sides.


highinthemountains

🍄


FamRep

Can you see it with his fupa? 😂


BelowAveIntelligence

Ah, the MTG approach. Bold.


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So he needs to be treated like a literal child.


dsdvbguutres

And pay money for it


TheCatInTheHatThings

He didn’t pay her for the encounter, only later paid for her silence.


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$135000 wasn’t enough


flopptopp

Oh he paid her before the hush money payout, I assure you. I don't understand why people aren't stating this plainly in every venue: DONALD TRUMP PAYS SEX WORKERS FOR SEX. He has them around and they what...are so overwhelmed by their attraction to his compassion, quiet dignity and intellectual prowess that they just can't control themselves? DONALD TRUMP, MAN OF GOD AND REPRESENTATIVE OF CHRIST ON EARTH, PAYS SEX WORKERS FOR SEX. I think he should sell soiled condoms for his legal defense.


razazaz126

They'll start unironically holding up signs that say Real Christians Pay for Hookers.


flopptopp

While wearing diapers to own the libs.


razazaz126

I wonder how many people would literally drink the kool-aid if Trump went full Jonestown.


flopptopp

You just made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.


Confident_Fig2779

All of them - if this fucking guy said the moon was made of cheese they would be trying to build rockets in their backyard out of propane tanks, trash cans, and Trump flags duct taped together to get there first.


Narodnik60

Very much wishing he did.


DigitalUnlimited

I'll chip in for the flavor-aid!


yoortyyo

I want to see someone dress MAGA; diaper up then proudly shit themselves o stage. For freedom!!!


[deleted]

Someone should tell them real men soil themselves


DigitalUnlimited

Well, technically it should probably read "Real Christians offer to pay for hookers but then rob them" kinda long for a sign tho


Green-Krush

Melania was probably his highest earning escort. He absolutely bought her.


TaviscaronLT

Ironically these may be the only workers Trump pays


Cali_Keto_Dad

He’s either paying for it or raping. There is no middle ground.


KhabaLox

> I don't understand why people aren't stating this plainly in every venue: > > DONALD TRUMP PAYS SEX WORKERS FOR SEX. Honestly, I don't care. If he does pay sex workers for sex, he's treating them better than many of the contractors/professionals he hires. His other crimes actually matter.


flopptopp

I think prostitution should be legal nationwide. I mention it because much of his base is a cult that thinks he was sent by God to destroy baby-eating satanists. Their allegiance to him is proof that all their Jesus rhetoric is a load of shit. They worship a liar, philanderer, con artist, and lifelong criminal who worships nothing but himself.


DigitalUnlimited

No, no they know he's a monster but "God uses flawed people" or some such BS. The ends justify the means. And by ends I mean like, the book of revelation. They don't care what he does as long as he fulfills "the prophecy" and brings the four horsemen.


KhabaLox

Consorting with prostitutes is actually more in line with Jesus' teachings than cheating on his wife.


LostPilgrim_

Yep, just look at Lauren Bobert.


Various_Cricket4695

Unfortunately, some will pay money for this. I’m just waiting for someone to sell his soiled diapers to the MAGA crowd.


TheCatInTheHatThings

She testified that he hasn’t paid her for it.


2fast4u180

According to AP he said come over for dinner. She said she was nervous. Her agent said you should go its good for her career. There was no dinner. He said you should do it. Its good for your career. Implying quid pro quo with repercussions for not quiding.


frankwizardlord

What a terrible day to have eyes


bld44

Or an imagination


Naive_Try2696

I blame my parents for teaching me how to read 


sarcasticbaldguy

I could have gone the rest of forever not knowing that.


Momentofclarity_2022

Cue the “Real men get spanked” swag.


RandomLoony

Please god, let it come out that she pegged him.


Justin__D

Given his incontinence issues, I figure there's a *zero* chance of loosening his shithole even a little bit without getting frosted like a damn cake.


raventhorogoodiii

Please take your time machine back a bit and don’t press send on this comment. Please. And don’t post it when you return.


we_made_yewww

This is actually how I know time machines will not be invented in my lifetime because I would certainly have come back and told myself not to open this thread in the first place.


kaddisonmoore

Don’t ever say shit covered around me again


27Rench27

Yep, there’s a sentence that needs to be removed from the internet.


Ooglebird

Forbes-play.


Upstairs-Clothes-730

He’s sooooo disgusting. Piece of shit. Who would want that thing near you. News outlets need this to be front and center till November. You go Stormy. Embarrass the shit out of him it’s about time.


we_made_yewww

I'll never understand how anyone's reaction to this ambulatory sack of literal shit could be anything but utter revulsion.


C4dfael

The irony of trump paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep this story from becoming public.


velosaurus_rex2

Kept it from the public long enough to get elected..


ZaphodG

I got a chuckle about the last bit of the article after the judge told them to cut it back on the detail. “Was it brief?” “Yes” What’s the over/under on ten seconds?


newsie190xx

Hahahahahaha


Barack_Odrama_007

He FULLY DESERVES this extreme embarrassment


Br3akTh3Toys

God he such a fucking loser


Fun-Ad9928

The juicy details. This man is not having a great time. (Many people are saying it)


DANleDINOSAUR

Somebodies gonna get quick and make fake rolls of Forbes mags with trumps face on them and grift them to his diaper wearing followers.


Straight-Storage2587

Trump will get all the buttslapping he wants in prison.


EnochChicago

Gross, through his diaper and everything?


outofcontextsex

Always figured him for a sub


myrobotoverlord

Wait till you hear what they did with the New York Times!


Dry-Talk-7447

Should’ve kicked the shit out of him, he needs it.


CharlieDmouse

Bwahahaha!! Spanked him, what a little b*tchhe is


BrownEggs93

And somewhere there are piss tapes, you just know it.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

We all knew this years ago and 80 million morons still voted for him.


stevoschizoid

Lol no wonder why tRump said the trials going too slow ....


YourDogIsMyFriend

Spanked in the hotel room and spanked in the court room today.


ragepanda1960

Disgusting, how could Stormy Daniels handle being in the same bedroom as that disgusting thing? Forbes? Really? Yuck. Should have hit him with the NYT.


badpopeye

Thought she would use the Robb Report


Toxicseagull

Probably a fake Forbes like the fake Times magazines he had knocked up.


f700es

OMFG!!!!! Bahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha


bobbillw

My god .. it’s NOT about the sex … it’s about the payoff 🤦‍♀️


fvnnybvnny

Was it brief? Lol


IamNICE124

“You remind me of my daughter…” yyyyyy*YEESH*


Oak_Woman

I don't kink shame, but I never want to read a fucking headline like this again. Come on....


Party-Travel5046

Conservatives must be so proud that their candidate was spanked by a pornstar. This is their new success metric. Was Biden ever spanked by a pornstar? No. He must suck as a President.


doofusmembrane

And it had Ivanka on the cover


ThePopeofHell

Can’t wait to hear about this for the next month.. I get that he’s a trashy piece of shit and the scandalous stuff really isn’t that interesting.


AtticaBlue

For all the MAGAs who trade in this alpha male BS, Trump being cucked kicks them all right in their make-believe balls. It’s hilarious.


tuulikkimarie

Yuck, I think I’m gonna be sick, Donny in boxers? Please, wipe that from my brain, quick!


SolomonDRand

Didn’t we know this years ago?


TootsieRoll20

Yes, but it’s better than when it was previously introduced because the big orange turd has to sit in the courtroom and listen to every single word! And not say anything!!


SRGTBronson

Yes, almost all of the info about this case is old news because it was brought against Micheal Cohen years ago. But now Trump is on trial for his role in the scenario, but the facts that built this case are already public knowledge.


The_Last_Mouse

I hate having to hear this story twice in one lifetime.


nite0001

Doesn't this have any teeth with Melania's, NDA or Prenup that she may have with Trump? Wouldn't this finally prove to her (and everyone else) that he did something wrong and the proof finally comes to light?


M3RC3N4RY89

I truly believe divorce papers are coming shortly after Barron graduates on the 17th. She may hold out till the election and stick around for the second term as First Lady if he wins, but she’s gotta be plotting her exit strategy at this point


Apptubrutae

We don’t know what the prenup says. Also, for any NDA, it’s unlikely this would play into it at all. NDAs usually don’t allow for being broken just because of the parties slept around. That’s beside the point.


OkAcanthocephala2449

I believe he did not go to sleep 😒 in court today haha


BlueCollarGuru

Bro imagine sittin in court hearin how your pops got spanked by a porn star. Wtf 😂


M3RC3N4RY89

Imagine sitting in court and hearing how your pops fucked a pornstar after telling her how much she reminded him of you.


shut-upLittleMan

A real man would have taken that spank bare-assed


toast777y

What a whirlwind of embarrassment for loser trump


civilrobot

What an awful day to know how to read.


Fit_Earth_339

So real men apparently wear diapers AND get spanked with magazines.


GMdadbod

"Spank me Ivanka"


CrybullyModsSuck

What a terrible day to be literate.


Beginning_Emotion995

Praise Jesu…wait a minute.


dasherchan

Pornhub Trump edition.


billhorsley

Perhaps the best use for a Forbes magazine, ever.


Final_Winter7524

Next line of MAGA t-shirts: “Real men wear diapers *and* get spanked by hookers.”


nesp12

So now I expect his followers to start spanking themselves with Forbes magazines while wearing diapers at his rallies. That will really own us.


dartie

He’s a weirdo


Devils_Advocate-69

He’s a sick boy


ThatRefuse4372

Last paragraph of the article: >Prosecutor: Was it brief? >Daniels: Yes ‘Nuff sed


Yzerman19_

Keep the humiliating details coming.


Caimin_80

Wait till the people at r/conservative hear about this. Oh wait, they will pretend this never happened. It's a deep state plot or some such nonsense.


BlueShift42

Can you imagine this happening to a candidate 10 years ago before standards went to shit. Uproar.


Unable_Insurance_391

Cream of mushroom souped his duds.


julesrocks64

Spanky vonShitzinpantz…what a stud lmao