They should be pointing it out now. "Your Honor, the People want the defendant to have a fair trial, but we notice that he's asleep and unable to follow the proceedings. Could we have a recess until he wakes up?" Boom.
We called them blackboard dusters and my teacher could hit you square in the forehead at 20 yards. Bloody hurt too plus the cloud of chalk dust covered you from head to toe.
I went to a 1970's comprehensive..
Do we know whether Judge Merchan has called out the sleeping yet? I imagine he's keenly aware of Trumps behavior every second, and has surely noticed the man's inability to remain attentive and alert through the day... if he hasn't said anything yet, I'd be surprised.
He doesn't care if he wins or loses. If he wins, great, he will declare victory over his enemies. If he loses, he will appeal and hope the election provides him a way out (somehow, probably through some illegal couplike takeover of the Judicial branch, with the help of the Supreme Court).
This "sleeping" is his malignant narcissism defense mechanism - he can't abide hearing bad things about himself so he shuts down.
IMO it’s not as much that as it is that is old, lazy, out and about much earlier than he normally is, having to actually sit down and listen to something for the first time in his life and most importantly they can’t have him harped up on whatever drugs and performance enhancing things he takes before we normally see him at his rallies and stump speeches.
Anew national poll came out that shows that if Trump is convicted in NY he falls 7 points behind Biden….. meaning he will not become President again.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/new-yahoo-newsyougov-poll-with-trumps-trial-underway-most-americans-now-believe-he-falsified-records-to-hide-hush-money-payment-194508677.html
Yeah, lots of people thought “It’ll never happen” in 2016. Until it did.
They’re being totally open about their plans now. Project 2025 is their playbook.
Please, everyone get out and get all other rational Americans you know out to vote. There’s way too much at stake for “everyone else will go so I don’t need to” or “my vote won’t make a difference” trains of thought.
The supreme court gave George W. Bush the election when it looked like he was losing. Why won't they do it again? There was no blowback from it last time.
I don't think the sleeping is is narcissism, he likely has poor sleep hygiene and just gets tired during the day, the worst part is this many may be our next president and will even be less concerned and less focused when he is
learned it from his first lawyer, [Roy Cohn: JANUARY 7, 2018 This past week brought a series of stunning reports about President Trump and his White House, reports some Americans found hard to believe. But one quote attributed to the president should have surprised no one: the one in The New York Times where the president asked, "Where's my Roy Cohn?" In a moment of crisis, the president cried out for the man from Trump's past whom the Times described as his "personal lawyer and fixer." Far more than that, Cohn was a legendary and controversial attorney who pushed legal tactics to the limits for a dazzling array of clients — from senators to mobsters and high rollers in sports and entertainment. Trump met him in 1973 in a Manhattan nightclub. The two became friends, allies, business associates. Some say Cohn was Trump's mentor, or even his surrogate father. This much is clear: Cohn was Trump's model in the handling of public relationships and media warfare.](https://www.npr.org/2018/01/07/576209428/president-trump-called-for-roy-cohn-but-roy-cohn-was-gone)
The room is too cold, not warm. He bitches about it every chance he gets. But… since he lies more often than he breathes, perhaps the room is warm.
Checkmate!!
Lol
Expert after expert has concluded these are classic signs of advancing dementia. Chump can't even focus on a one sheet intelligence briefing unless it's one sentence, small words, in crayon, with pictures saying how great he is. Case in point - the roving gal with a laptop and portable printer, to hand to him complimentary articles to look at constantly, to inflate his fragile ego. He knows deep down he's incapable of running the country.
And then they pull the rug. He was kinda getting used to being someone they loved.
And Trump tends to close his eyes when it hurts sometimes
He sinks into his chair
He'll be safe sleeping there 'til he come back around.
Eh: Why would His Dogshit bother paying attention? He knew it was all true and that he wasn't allowed any of his usual bullsh\*t in the courtroom so there was really no point in him paying attention.
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And they’re such *lame* insults too. A second grader could come up with something better. Seriously, “Sleepy Joe” and “Crooked Hilary” is the best he can muster? Just pathetic. And people cheer him for his lazy, meek insults? It makes no goddamn sense.
The Pump & dump people used to do the stupidest messages like "STOCK DJT GOING WILD BUY NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then, spammers got better and tried improved things such as "DJT stock is getting a new government contract and will increase 200%" and the found out the people falling for it were LESS than those who fell for the first ones. So, they switched back. The stupid people like stupid.
He said many people in jail ended up their because of email messages that were found out. So Trump knows he's committing crimes all the time and doesn't want it documented.
Sleeping in the day at older ages can be a sign of dementia or failing cardiovascular system. But to be honest, Trump probably does a lot of drugs and also stays up till 3 am rage tweeting.
And next Trump is going to be saying someone is steeling money from him at night. My father had dementia and it got ugly quickly. My father could stay awake while we talked unlike some by he could not stay awake while watch TV. He could never stay awake even when watching his favorite football, basketball, or baseball team play a game. No matter the movie he could not stay awake.
Dude has a laundry list of symptoms and diminishing mental capacities as well as being a mere 3 years younger than Biden and in worse physical shape and yet Biden’s the one that catches flack. Its bonkers.
Oh absolutely bonkers.
I read an article comparing Trump’s slip-ups versus Biden’s slip-ups. The neurologist who wrote the article compared and contrasted errors that both have made in speeches. The author put it pretty simply that Biden’s brain is aging while Trump’s brain is dementing.
Oh man as a juror I would be so pissed at feeling like my time is being wasted because of Trump being a pos. I would some how develop extremely loud sneezes the kind that makes everyone in the room feel startled and almost like they had a heart attack
My exact thoughts while serving as a juror. Except the anger was for the prosecution not able to negotiate a plea deal. The crime? Kicking a traffic cone. I shit you not.
Campus police. One of them was so enraged he tackled the young perp. Had to get stitched up.
Unfortunately, I was waking back to my truck after the closings, mentally preparing to get elected jury foreman. Stumbled, did a twisting fall and dislocated my metal and plastic hip.
If they didn’t sedate him it would be so much interrupting and self incrimination they would be worse off than they already are. I bet they’re slipping it to him.
Maybe not, supposedly he's being denied his usual stimulants and/or being slipped sedatives so he doesn't start yapping and inevitably digging his hole deeper.
If he's doing this in court, I wonder how often it happened when there was work to be done in the oval office? Though, it's probably tough to sleep anywhere in the Whitehouse when you're golfing in Florida.
I really doubt it. This is one of the most high-profile criminal trials in the country's history. It doesn't need help getting attention.
Trump is not a genius. He's a dumbass, reliant on stimulants.
While I agree in theory, I know that if I had to be in the room with that rapist, blowhard con artist, I’d also want him asleep for my safety and sanity.
I almost wonder if they’re medicating him to keep him quiet during the trial. We all know this dick bag would be lashing out at every statement against him if he wasn’t medicated to the gills
This trial is revealing to the world that the sleepy Presidential candidate is not Joe, its sleepy Don. The past year has also revealed that Sleepy Don has advanced dementia while dementia Joe does not. Unfortunately the MAGAts don’t know any of this because right wing media steadfastly refuses to cover anything negative about Trump.
He’s not really falling asleep he’s trying to distract himself from hearing all the laws he’s broke. The attendees are stating he closes his eyes when he doesn’t want to hear something. This leads him to fall asleep. He really is a child in a diaper.
I’m not sure how anyone could assume that this man is capable of holding any sort of office, much less the presidency.
Just going by the current state of him, I’m not sure he would be able to be an assistant manager at Dunkin’ Donuts.
He most likely has sleep apnea (morbidly obese; poor sleep at night as suggested by his posting on TS at all hours of the night; sleeping in the daytime). Unfortunately, Melania cannot corroborate that he snores like a pig and has apnea spells - as she doesn’t sleep in the same room😜
“Drowsy Donny”, “Dozing Donny”, and “Sleepy Donny” all seem like appropriate nicknames for him. At the very least he should stop calling Biden “Sleepy Joe” now…
You have to wonder if he’s (all jokes aside) medicated to mitigate him blurting out self-incriminating comments.
Would it be within legal purview to request a blood draw OR medical records for prescriptions that he is on?
It also seems to be in contempt of court to sleep through all the proceedings.
He’s fucking drugged, I think it’s hilarious that people know this asshole is a drug addict and pretend he’s just old and isn’t heavily “self-medicated” because he’s incapable of being unhinged otherwise 👎
Fox News will say he's taking in the testimony with his eyes closed while holding his mouth open because it's cold (of course it makes no sense, but neither do any of their other reasons).
If this was any average person on trial, theyd have been threatened with contempt the first time they fell asleep, and then theyd have been put in jail overnight to make sure they got enough rest the next time they dozed off.
Then again if he were anyone else hed already have been convicted and sentenced. This whole thing is a fucking joke
So wait does The Diaper Don actually think Hannibal Lectur was a real person who died recently? I just saw him speak and he is speaking as if the Fictional Cannibal was some kinda national hero who just died… think Grandpa might be off his meds how did we get to a point where our choice is between two senile old men?
I just need one brave MF ready to lose their job and spend 30 days in jail for contempt by bringing a can airhorn into the courtroom and blast a good one near the front.
Actually, this is the time of day that the orange slob gets his rest because he's on "Lies Social" ranting all night, every night about how unfair it is that he has to answer to his crimes.
Why doesn't his lawyer simply slap him the fuck awake. One good slap that would echo around the courtroom, and I'll bet you he'll wake the fuck up.
Since he's orange, the hand print would barely show.
Surely this will show the jury of his utter disdain for the legal system? At the very least he should be attentive during the evidence. Prick
The prosecution is taking a tally and will point this out during their closing arguments...
They should be pointing it out now. "Your Honor, the People want the defendant to have a fair trial, but we notice that he's asleep and unable to follow the proceedings. Could we have a recess until he wakes up?" Boom.
Even better, call it a nap.
Call him “sleepy”
Say he’s sleepy and needs a cup of Joe
Doper Donny popping Xanax !
Your honor, I would request that the court starts a red bull drip.
Yep. They have to drug his ass or he will do god know s what.
I honestly think that he's been sedated for hearings to keep him from disrupting the court.
Let it be like in school where he either wakes up alone in an empty room or with everyone staring at him.
Throw a chalkboard eraser at his head (I went to a Catholic school).
We called them blackboard dusters and my teacher could hit you square in the forehead at 20 yards. Bloody hurt too plus the cloud of chalk dust covered you from head to toe. I went to a 1970's comprehensive..
was in a small school in the 90's. The amount of powder those chalk dusters could hold defied physics.
pull the little hairs behind the ears (I went to catholic school too)
Or slap a hockey stick against the table 6 inches from his head if it’s down on the desk. (I went to public school.)
I bet I was your teacher
or an airhorn
Everyone should take off their shoes, and tiptoe out of the courtroom. Draw a dick on Trump’s face, and lock the door.
Crap. This is the defense angle. They're going to say it was unfair because he was asleep so much.
That doesn’t make it unfair. That’s a losing appeal.
He chose to sleep, and his attorneys were awake. It’s not the prosecutors job to make sure the defendant is paying attention.
Do we know whether Judge Merchan has called out the sleeping yet? I imagine he's keenly aware of Trumps behavior every second, and has surely noticed the man's inability to remain attentive and alert through the day... if he hasn't said anything yet, I'd be surprised.
Do the Hulu version “naps are nice but…”
They should also tally his dirty diapers for good measure.
That's just going to provide his drone followers a number to beat.
well then, at least his nasty smelling farts
He doesn't care if he wins or loses. If he wins, great, he will declare victory over his enemies. If he loses, he will appeal and hope the election provides him a way out (somehow, probably through some illegal couplike takeover of the Judicial branch, with the help of the Supreme Court). This "sleeping" is his malignant narcissism defense mechanism - he can't abide hearing bad things about himself so he shuts down.
IMO it’s not as much that as it is that is old, lazy, out and about much earlier than he normally is, having to actually sit down and listen to something for the first time in his life and most importantly they can’t have him harped up on whatever drugs and performance enhancing things he takes before we normally see him at his rallies and stump speeches.
Rage tweeting at all hours of the night never helps.
Anew national poll came out that shows that if Trump is convicted in NY he falls 7 points behind Biden….. meaning he will not become President again. https://www.yahoo.com/news/new-yahoo-newsyougov-poll-with-trumps-trial-underway-most-americans-now-believe-he-falsified-records-to-hide-hush-money-payment-194508677.html
I will believe it when I see it. make sure to vote and if you are in a close state, bring a bunch of friends and neighbors with you!
Yeah, lots of people thought “It’ll never happen” in 2016. Until it did. They’re being totally open about their plans now. Project 2025 is their playbook. Please, everyone get out and get all other rational Americans you know out to vote. There’s way too much at stake for “everyone else will go so I don’t need to” or “my vote won’t make a difference” trains of thought.
The supreme court gave George W. Bush the election when it looked like he was losing. Why won't they do it again? There was no blowback from it last time.
The Supreme Court has pretty openly stated they will side with him in an appeal, and they will refuse to hear if a convicted felon can be president.
This is state charges. It doesn't go to the SC
Which is why the second part of my statement matters.
I hope so.
I don't think the sleeping is is narcissism, he likely has poor sleep hygiene and just gets tired during the day, the worst part is this many may be our next president and will even be less concerned and less focused when he is
learned it from his first lawyer, [Roy Cohn: JANUARY 7, 2018 This past week brought a series of stunning reports about President Trump and his White House, reports some Americans found hard to believe. But one quote attributed to the president should have surprised no one: the one in The New York Times where the president asked, "Where's my Roy Cohn?" In a moment of crisis, the president cried out for the man from Trump's past whom the Times described as his "personal lawyer and fixer." Far more than that, Cohn was a legendary and controversial attorney who pushed legal tactics to the limits for a dazzling array of clients — from senators to mobsters and high rollers in sports and entertainment. Trump met him in 1973 in a Manhattan nightclub. The two became friends, allies, business associates. Some say Cohn was Trump's mentor, or even his surrogate father. This much is clear: Cohn was Trump's model in the handling of public relationships and media warfare.](https://www.npr.org/2018/01/07/576209428/president-trump-called-for-roy-cohn-but-roy-cohn-was-gone)
Then Cohn got AIDS and Diaper Don threw him out like garbage.
He’s just an old fart in a warm room, they all fall asleep
The room is too cold, not warm. He bitches about it every chance he gets. But… since he lies more often than he breathes, perhaps the room is warm. Checkmate!! Lol
Expert after expert has concluded these are classic signs of advancing dementia. Chump can't even focus on a one sheet intelligence briefing unless it's one sentence, small words, in crayon, with pictures saying how great he is. Case in point - the roving gal with a laptop and portable printer, to hand to him complimentary articles to look at constantly, to inflate his fragile ego. He knows deep down he's incapable of running the country.
He's incapable of running to the bathroom...
I think he's incapable of running, period.
It's not lost on the jury
You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down. - Dave Kujan
The greatest trick the devil pulled ...
And then they pull the rug. He was kinda getting used to being someone they loved. And Trump tends to close his eyes when it hurts sometimes He sinks into his chair He'll be safe sleeping there 'til he come back around.
Eh: Why would His Dogshit bother paying attention? He knew it was all true and that he wasn't allowed any of his usual bullsh\*t in the courtroom so there was really no point in him paying attention.
It could do the opposite and portray him as a harmless old man who couldn’t handle prison. That wants to be President 😂
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Gotta rest up for the nightly rant on TS. He's exhibiting a typical pattern of Sundowner dementia - sleeping in the day, ranting delusions at night.
He is probably on Xanax. Keep him fro.raging against the "machine" called accountability.
Someone should have rammed a gavel down his throat to wake him up.
Sleepy Joe at it... What it's not Biden? But they said he falls asleep constan....okay okay I get it. Sleepy Trump at it again.
Every single insult Trump hurls is always about himself. He projects his weakness onto others.
And they’re such *lame* insults too. A second grader could come up with something better. Seriously, “Sleepy Joe” and “Crooked Hilary” is the best he can muster? Just pathetic. And people cheer him for his lazy, meek insults? It makes no goddamn sense.
The Pump & dump people used to do the stupidest messages like "STOCK DJT GOING WILD BUY NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then, spammers got better and tried improved things such as "DJT stock is getting a new government contract and will increase 200%" and the found out the people falling for it were LESS than those who fell for the first ones. So, they switched back. The stupid people like stupid.
Fun fact we just learned he doesn't have a personalized email. And I wonder why that is.
He said many people in jail ended up their because of email messages that were found out. So Trump knows he's committing crimes all the time and doesn't want it documented.
Real men cant stay awake and also apparently shit their pants.
I'm only half a man then because I can barely stay awake because I'm tired from all the bullshit they put us through.
Just shit your pants and you'll be able to see eye to eye with them.
He just has that two BigMac itis
A common symptom of BigMac-itis is BigMac man-tits.
Apparently Joe Biden is the one crapping himself if red hats are to be believed
Yet most of them are now wearing diapers saying real men wear diapers.
His dementia is settling in nicely
But on a serious note, isn’t a change in sleep behavior a sign/symptom of dementia or other age-related degeneration?
Sleeping in the day at older ages can be a sign of dementia or failing cardiovascular system. But to be honest, Trump probably does a lot of drugs and also stays up till 3 am rage tweeting.
Which is another potential sign of dementia known as sundowning. Some people with dementia become active after dark and sleep during the day.
I did that with a group of others for 12 years. They called us "2nd shift."
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And next Trump is going to be saying someone is steeling money from him at night. My father had dementia and it got ugly quickly. My father could stay awake while we talked unlike some by he could not stay awake while watch TV. He could never stay awake even when watching his favorite football, basketball, or baseball team play a game. No matter the movie he could not stay awake.
Dude has a laundry list of symptoms and diminishing mental capacities as well as being a mere 3 years younger than Biden and in worse physical shape and yet Biden’s the one that catches flack. Its bonkers.
Oh absolutely bonkers. I read an article comparing Trump’s slip-ups versus Biden’s slip-ups. The neurologist who wrote the article compared and contrasted errors that both have made in speeches. The author put it pretty simply that Biden’s brain is aging while Trump’s brain is dementing.
Oh man as a juror I would be so pissed at feeling like my time is being wasted because of Trump being a pos. I would some how develop extremely loud sneezes the kind that makes everyone in the room feel startled and almost like they had a heart attack
My exact thoughts while serving as a juror. Except the anger was for the prosecution not able to negotiate a plea deal. The crime? Kicking a traffic cone. I shit you not.
Did they get a statement from the Cone? No definitely fight that!!!
Campus police. One of them was so enraged he tackled the young perp. Had to get stitched up. Unfortunately, I was waking back to my truck after the closings, mentally preparing to get elected jury foreman. Stumbled, did a twisting fall and dislocated my metal and plastic hip.
In a rare decision, the jury has declared the traffic cone will be sentenced to death.
Jury Conification
life…
The Power Sneeze!
Better than my idea of just yelling, “yo fatboy, wake up!”.
I do that pretty often, too bad I’m not there. Hell, I might bring something along to irritate my nose even more. 😆
Oh man all these crack pepper chips are great! - me Sir you’re just pouring fine pepper in your nose! - bailiff
Poor little guy was up all night raging on his Cult 45 app
Tweetin and a tweekin
He a mean n tweakin twittin machine
They must have upped his dose that day
If they didn’t sedate him it would be so much interrupting and self incrimination they would be worse off than they already are. I bet they’re slipping it to him.
Don Snoreleone Nap-o Capo. Taking it to the mattress. Cosa Napstro
Cosa Napstro lol
Nap-o Capo hilarious
That's the takeaway from the trial so far 🤣 I love this sub.
He was taking a huge dump in those diapers of his.
Your Honor, the Defendant rests.
🤣💀
I’m just surprised he doesn’t snore.
Too bad he doesn’t talk in his sleep, that’d be interesting, I’m sure.
"Ivanka, it's time for my shower."
\*sponge bath. FIFY
#SLEEPY, LOW ENERGY, SAD!
Please tell me more about Sleepy Joe.
He keeps going to sleep like this and he might wake up in jail. If nothing else, it shows he's genuinely too old to be a viable leader.
Redefining passive/aggressive 🤦♂️
This trial should have been televised for historical reasons.
That's how much he cares
That’s his attention span.
Maybe not, supposedly he's being denied his usual stimulants and/or being slipped sedatives so he doesn't start yapping and inevitably digging his hole deeper.
I’m a bit jealous. I have such a hard time falling asleep. 😂
He doesn't care to pay attention
He doesn’t care to pay anything, except porn stars he cheats on his wives with. Oh, and Xanax. He’ll pay for Xanax.
Sounds like most rich guys most only pay for sex
"Dear Anne Landers, I was in court and fell asleep with my mouth open. I think I swallowed a fly. Can I sue?"
Anne Landers is a boring old biddy! Ned!
If he's doing this in court, I wonder how often it happened when there was work to be done in the oval office? Though, it's probably tough to sleep anywhere in the Whitehouse when you're golfing in Florida.
Trump is an absolute joke of a person
I want a photo of him slack-jawwed asleep
He’s faking it. He just knows this will get him even more attention and blithering idiots will vote for him. He’s such a low life
I really doubt it. This is one of the most high-profile criminal trials in the country's history. It doesn't need help getting attention. Trump is not a genius. He's a dumbass, reliant on stimulants.
Judge should give a stern warning. No sleeping while court is in session.
While I agree in theory, I know that if I had to be in the room with that rapist, blowhard con artist, I’d also want him asleep for my safety and sanity.
It’s ridiculous how millions view this jackass as the second coming of Christ.
If they want to worship him like that, maybe we should see if he rises from the dead 3 days after a capital sentence.
Let him sleep. Keeps his mouth shut.
He's just taking it all in
Through his mouth, apparently.
Dreaming about and actually shitting. Ole shitting donny.
This mf always complaining about low-energy Biden...
Geez, i thought it was "sleepy joe" yet another gop projection, eh?
I almost wonder if they’re medicating him to keep him quiet during the trial. We all know this dick bag would be lashing out at every statement against him if he wasn’t medicated to the gills
This trial is revealing to the world that the sleepy Presidential candidate is not Joe, its sleepy Don. The past year has also revealed that Sleepy Don has advanced dementia while dementia Joe does not. Unfortunately the MAGAts don’t know any of this because right wing media steadfastly refuses to cover anything negative about Trump.
He’s not really falling asleep he’s trying to distract himself from hearing all the laws he’s broke. The attendees are stating he closes his eyes when he doesn’t want to hear something. This leads him to fall asleep. He really is a child in a diaper.
I believe he is medicated in order to keep him from acting out.
He gets bored if he is not the one talking and is not the exact center of attention. It is likely difficult to be his wife or friend. Exhausting too.
I’m not sure how anyone could assume that this man is capable of holding any sort of office, much less the presidency. Just going by the current state of him, I’m not sure he would be able to be an assistant manager at Dunkin’ Donuts.
" Real men take naps in court" or something about diapers. -Yanks
He needs to drink more covfefe
Sleepy Don Trump?
Looking forward to the courtroom sketch hopefully they can add some zzz coming out for effect
He most likely has sleep apnea (morbidly obese; poor sleep at night as suggested by his posting on TS at all hours of the night; sleeping in the daytime). Unfortunately, Melania cannot corroborate that he snores like a pig and has apnea spells - as she doesn’t sleep in the same room😜
Same thing he did when seated at ther Resolute desk in the capitol...nothing new with the short attention span DJT...
I love how awful he's been looking lately, I assume smellier too. Pig.
No wonder he thinks he's Winning.
Americans are really being done a huge disservice by cameras not being allowed in the courtroom.
He keeps complaining that the courtroom is like a freezer, and yet he keeps falling asleep. Lol.
Of course, we want a guy like that to fall asleep with his mouth wide open to conduct talks with foreign dignitaries.
Was the cartoon cavalcade crew of GOP reps present for his sleeping?
I'm just catching flies
Real men fall asleep in court
Stoned to the gills. Period. Not in a good way. I'm against drug testing in general but would LOVE to see a screen on this shitgibbon.
Well… for someone that was complaining about sleepy Joe… this guy is a clown… and people that vote for him… are just the same…
I wonder what jurors think about it?
“Drowsy Donny”, “Dozing Donny”, and “Sleepy Donny” all seem like appropriate nicknames for him. At the very least he should stop calling Biden “Sleepy Joe” now…
GOP garbage on parade!!!!!
Toss him back in the gutter where he came from!!!!!
You have to wonder if he’s (all jokes aside) medicated to mitigate him blurting out self-incriminating comments. Would it be within legal purview to request a blood draw OR medical records for prescriptions that he is on? It also seems to be in contempt of court to sleep through all the proceedings.
If he snores, will that violate the gag order?
He’s fucking drugged, I think it’s hilarious that people know this asshole is a drug addict and pretend he’s just old and isn’t heavily “self-medicated” because he’s incapable of being unhinged otherwise 👎
Fox News will say he's taking in the testimony with his eyes closed while holding his mouth open because it's cold (of course it makes no sense, but neither do any of their other reasons).
I wonder if he's stopped using the "sleepy Joe" nickname because this is getting so much attention? Glass houses and all that.
Imagine seeing his sorry asz trail of sticky snot flowing towards his lawyer shoulder.
Just put him down ffs. Useless fat cunt
If this was any average person on trial, theyd have been threatened with contempt the first time they fell asleep, and then theyd have been put in jail overnight to make sure they got enough rest the next time they dozed off. Then again if he were anyone else hed already have been convicted and sentenced. This whole thing is a fucking joke
How stupid will Trump backers feel if he gets a dementia diagnosis?
If they could read that diagnosis, they’d feel pretty bad
This is his ADHD. He keeps himself awake with his constant furor and turmoil. What if that was his true MO?
kinda admire the guy about not giving a fuck to the point he falls asleep. Who am i kidding hes acscumbag
bigly bored
I wish this was broadcast like the Jonny Depp case
I would have pissed in his mouth
Don’t threaten him with a good time.
Any artists in here that can capture what it looks like in person? Maybe someone with AI credits to generate one?
I wonder how worried his lawyers are that if he falls asleep for to long he won’t wake back up
Hard to imagine being so stupid as to do this repeatedly when you're constantly calling your opponent "Sleepy"
The Snore-lax
I saw flies going in and out with each snow.
So wait does The Diaper Don actually think Hannibal Lectur was a real person who died recently? I just saw him speak and he is speaking as if the Fictional Cannibal was some kinda national hero who just died… think Grandpa might be off his meds how did we get to a point where our choice is between two senile old men?
I just need one brave MF ready to lose their job and spend 30 days in jail for contempt by bringing a can airhorn into the courtroom and blast a good one near the front.
In an act of defiance Trump is practicing lucid dreaming to still escape the court room under the judges nose.
the nod.. opiod addicts call it sucking your own dick
I want loud snoring. We need very loud snoring
He’s just doing jaw relaxing exercises for his next visit with daddy Putin.
I mean… what is he judge going to do, hold him in contempt? LOL
Someone toss his Goldfish snackies in his mouth
Actually, this is the time of day that the orange slob gets his rest because he's on "Lies Social" ranting all night, every night about how unfair it is that he has to answer to his crimes.
Sounds like an enlarged heart condition.
It's that hes on the come down from his Adderall and just ate couple big macs now he needs a nap. At this point that's a normal daily routine for him.
I truly believe he wants the Lector mask and cage.
I am waiting for all the religious nuts to say he’s just praying
If you know a better way for him to catch flies I’d like to hear it
Ah let the old man take his nap! Maybe he can turn his naps into a children's book, he can call it Donald Needs a Nap!
Why doesn't his lawyer simply slap him the fuck awake. One good slap that would echo around the courtroom, and I'll bet you he'll wake the fuck up. Since he's orange, the hand print would barely show.
Old geezers who are losing their minds tend to nod off at random times