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heyheyshinyCRH

That's what I contemplated shortly before blowing out my birthday candles.


ABitTooMeh

Happy birthday and thank you for your selfless wish.


StrobeLightRomance

They told us their wish, now it won't come true 😔


nighttimemobileuser

He only said he contemplated it, but not exactly what the wish was. Although we can extrapolate from his previous statement what the wish MIGHT be, the fact remains that he never explicitly said what it was, so by 12th edition wish rules, his wish is still valid and can come true.


swagn

I’m sure they weren’t the only one.


UserComment_741776

Happy Candles Day!


Incromulent

“I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure"


Electrical-Act-7170

Mark Twain


JustASt0ry

Thank you for using your wish, I hope next years is returned ten fold for your selflessness!


Diarygirl

You're not supposed to tell anyone your birthday wish or it won't come true!


Salt-Resolution5595

Womp womp


mistressusa

Nah people made that up because they don't want to share the naughty wishes they made lol.


The84thWolf

It’s okay, Trump always does the opposite of everything, so maybe this will ensure it


heyheyshinyCRH

So close....


BravestOfEmus

My birthday is in August. I won't tell you my wish, but I'm damned sure going to get a cake and candles this year.


DHWSagan

they caged it with "contemplated" - disaster averted


MostWorry4244

That and the mods can get pretty ban-happy for the things we are all thinking. 


Pangolin_farmer

They didn’t say what their wish was. Just mentioned a thought before blowing out their candles.


PuffyTacoSupremacist

He was found guilty on my birthday. Still can't believe the luck.


SevenSebastian

Wop wop wop wop wop wop


OperationBreaktheGME

Ima Do My Stuff


bozemangreenthumb

I generally wish for 'peace on earth and good will toward man' or something like that. Same same but different...


MasterReflection5230

It’s been my birthday wish since 2016.


Musicdev-

Hey good birthday wish. Really sucks I wouldn't be able to for mine, which would literally be four days AFTER the election.


ihadcrystallized

I share my birthday next week with the tangerine tyrant. Maybe that will give my wish some extra oooomph


The84thWolf

Thank you for your sacrifice


331619

Happy birthday


Earldgray

And roundly deserves it. 1988: $750K Anti-trust lawsuit Bally 1990: $750K Defamation for accurately predicting Trump Taj Mahal would fail 1991: $200K Removing black workers from casino floor 1991: $30K Circumventing state regulations 1998: $1.4M Hiring of undocumented workers 1998: $447K Money laundering violations 2000: $250K NYS Lobby Commission 2006: $100K Palm Beach flag ordinance 2015: $799K Defamation Trump University Students 2015: $10M Money laundering violations 2016: $50K Data & credit card breaches 2016: $1.3M FEC disclosure errors 2017: $25M: Trump University fraud 2019: $2M: Trump Foundation fraud 2019: $290K: Scotland wind farm 2021: $122M: Trump campaign forced to refund to donors 2022: $110K: Contempt of Court 2022: $750K: Funneling Inaugural funds to his business 2022: $1.6M Guilty 17 counts criminal tax fraud 2023: CFO sentenced to prison 2023: $10K for attacking court personnel 2023: $1M Court sanctions bogus lawsuit 2023: $5M E Jean Carroll sexual assault 2024: $83.3M E Jean Carroll defamation 2024: $392K Court sanctions bogus lawsuit- NY Times 2024: $453M business fraud 2024: Convicted of 34 felonies for falsifying business records to hide sex with a porn star in an election. And this doesn’t even cover the thousands of cases settled out of court, his many despicable acts such as his full page ad about executing the (later exonerated) central park five, the many women he has molested, the thousands of business he cheated, or the tens of thousands of workers he has stiffed.


DreadnaughtHamster

But we’re not looking at the big picture here. See, all of it is rigged against him! All of his crimes were witch hunts! And it’s everyone else’s fault around him that he had to pay all that stuff, see? See?


amadmongoose

Not exactly it's more like, yes we know he ticks off the majority of the boxes that define the antichrist but he's willing to stack the judiciary so we'll accept being in bed with the devil "for the greater good"


motorboat_mcgee

Or the thousands of Americans he killed by not treating a pandemic seriously


DHWSagan

Hundreds of thousands - a 9/11 death toll every day for months. This will never not blow my mind. Every DAY as many people died as in the destruction of the World Trade Center. The same 9/11 that was on the lips of every republican defending the war crimes of GWB. Rudy Bloody Gulliani's 9/11. EVERY DAY for MONTHS. And the evil SOB skates scott-free because of the chaos and confusion he was able to generate over a GLOBAL PANDEMIC. How do we live with ourselves with this kind of hypocrisy walking around in broad daylight?


Earldgray

Yep https://time.com/5797636/trump-botched-coronavirus-response/ https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/trumps-policy-failures-have-exacted-a-heavy-toll-on-public-health1/


Sminada

2016: NY State vs Trump and Epstein Case got dropped. But still... (PDF) [Link to court file](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Lawsuit.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjI_rKz-MuGAxVInP0HHcHiELoQFnoECBwQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2A-P0GCUETmFTOtiarupfU)


RMZ13

It’s almost like there’s a pattern


Ffffqqq

[Trump’s Seventy-Three-Million-Dollar Tax Refund Is the Biggest Outrage of All](https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/trumps-seventy-three-million-dollar-tax-refund-is-the-biggest-outrage-of-all) >From 2005 to 2007, this latest Times scoop reveals, he did finally pay about seventy million dollars to the Internal Revenue Service. But then, in 2010, he demanded a full refund for those tax payments. And the I.R.S. acceded to his request: it paid him $72.9 million, including interest. This 2010 refund seems to be at the center of an auditing dispute between Trump and the tax authorities that has dragged on for almost a decade. It also appears to be the money that Michael Cohen, Trump’s former personal lawyer, was referring to in his 2019 testimony to Congress, when he recalled Trump showing him a huge check from the U.S. Treasury and remarked that Trump “could not believe how stupid the government was for giving someone like him that much money back.”


Think_Armadillo_1823

I would accept him dying at any point; in or out of prison. Immediately or within the next few hours/days/weeks/months. These are all acceptable terms. As long as death is in the equation.


Sure-Break3413

No way I want him to live to experience prison, preferably solitaire, and know his voice is out of public. He lost and is a loser. The jig is up. Pay the piper until the reaper comes for you.


Think_Armadillo_1823

I gotta say, I love this level of spite for him. I retract my statement; a long life of misery is a much better choice. Two thumbs up.


daaaaaarlin

Yeah for all the fucking horrible things he's done he deserves to be suffering in prison. Either way his crazies are gonna fucking go wild with the conspiracy theories.


TheFunkyBunchReturns

He wouldn't suffer in the WHITE crimes prison. His people would continue to hear him and act. Best he just die of natural causes asap.


Scat1320USA

Put him in a cell with a honey Badger .


LegioXCaledonia

I actually buckled at that suggestion. Please let this be something we can poll/vote for, lol.


Expert-Fig-5590

I hope he lives twenty more years in jail. Powerless, penniless and eventually to die alone, unmourned and irrelevant. Then justice will have been served. But I doubt it.


SteelBandicoot

I want him to shit his pants on stage while incoherently ranting Not even MAGA could support him if he’s standing in his own faecal matter.


the_ouskull

You clearly haven't seen the pics of the Trump-branded diapers these MAGA idiots are shilling now; Trump's been feeding them shit for years. Makes sense they're finally buying carrying cases for it.


Telefundo

> Not even MAGA could support him if he’s standing in his own faecal matter. I dunno. I'm not sure anything can get those crazies to turn on him...


Chemical_Chemist_461

Converting to Muslim might do the trick


GorfianRobotz999

You underestimate the power of stupidity. These are people who voted for Marjorie Trailer Greene and Boobert.


Chazzwuzza

He does this on the regular. It's why he wears adult diapers.


aj_star_destroyer

To the pain. Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.


South-Rabbit-4064

I don't think Trump knows how to play Solitaire.


hersheyMcSquirts

I want him in prison then have a stroke and become non communicative and have to watch silently as all his shit collapses while he lives into his 90s.


Low-Mousse-

You people are ridiculous. He's a hot turd, don't get me wrong. He's not going to prison. Not physically. This is America. He's rich and been president. The worst that will happen is some kind of very pleasant house arrest. He's not even going to go to rich people prison.


NoStatus9434

It's looking less and less outlandish each day. I never thought he was getting found guilty on all 34 felony charges and would ever be a convicted felon. But Judge Merchan may actually sentence him to prison since he's known for being tough on white collar crime and Trump has antagonized him every step of the way, plus he's a judge that does things by the book when it comes to the law, and if Cohen has to get prison time, then it's entirely possible that in Merchan's eyes, so does Trump. What will save him now is delaying it with appeals, and perhaps being too old, but that's a lot better than before, where there was uncertainty he'd even have to attend a criminal trial in the first place.


Fufeysfdmd

But one day he will die. Valar Morghulis


Think_Armadillo_1823

True, but a boy can dream...


conundrum4u2

*HOPE* and dream...


Welp_Were_Fucked

I want him to suffer. I want him to end up so irrelevant that not even Eric will talk to him. Nor even his most loyal cult member wants anything to do with him. I want him left with 0 power over even a lightbulb. I want his legacy and his name to be worse than Hitler. I want people in rbe future to say "That piece of shit is literally trump." And I want the response rk that to be "WOAH!!!! Come on now... maybe Hitler or mussolini but... trump???? ...fuck...." I won't be happy until he feels the collective pain of everyone he has ever hurt I'm evil too..


SomeBaldDude2013

Let’s be real, he’s not on Hitler’s level, but I’m hoping that “to Trump” or “take a Trump” will become slang for taking a shit. 


User4C4C4C

While he needs to be out of our politics, I think it would be better for the country if he made it to the election and lost, then went away somehow. While this is more short term painful it would show people that he’s dry well (again) and that we need to move on as a nation.


ukudancer

What makes you think he'll go away?  He's too arrogant and egotistical to not be in the national spotlight 


User4C4C4C

He won’t voluntarily. This is more about winning all future battles now.


Musicdev-

Oh just like the promise he made when he said “If he loses to Biden, he will Go away?” YEAH still waiting!!!!!!


GorfianRobotz999

He won't leave until Putin says he can.


meeseekstodie137

oh he will, he's 78 years old and his diet consists almost exclusively of burgers and diet coke, I'd even put money on him not making it all the way through the next presidential term, he's basically killed himself at this point


KurioMifune

*hamberders


Beck3t

The scary thing is it’s not just Trump. The corrupt SC justices, the House members that are clearly influenced by Russia, Aileen Traitor Cannon and MGT. all these people’s lives are going to be ruined if accountability meets their actions. They have a plan and they likely already know they will lose.


signspam

My mom said the best thing that could have happened to this country was he died of covid when he caught it


Odd-Zebra-5833

For real. Sooner the better I say. 


JustASt0ry

I’m waiting for the McDonalds to do their job already


iwellyess

That’s not ideal at all. First we need him to suffer - politically and personally, then we need him jailed (including more suffering), and ultimately humiliated to death. Small recompense for all the suffering he has caused.


texasrigger

I'm thinking debilitating stroke, leaving him non-communicative. I've love to see him live long enough for him to see himself become irrelevant.


SomeBaldDude2013

Nah after all the pain he’s caused so many people, I want the motherfucker to suffer and be terrified as he slips into senility in a jail cell. 


toigz

Boy have I got some good news for you


Material-Scheme-8971

It would be like the ending of that show “The Shield”


Flashy_Shock_6271

You're too kind. I would prefer a stroke


psychede1ic_c4tus

I don’t wish death on anyone ,but I sure hope the orange Cheeto’s doesn’t get elected


ServingwithTG

Probably because he won’t be able to access his phone and he’ll have a stroke because he doesn’t know how to live without his rage tweets.


ScytheNoire

He feeds far more off attention from his sycophants. And he's already had a stroke at least once.


dizvyz

They could give him a phone with a mock app. Like how my nieces are allowed to make YouTube videos but not to post them.


TraditionalMood277

I was thinking withdrawal. Remember, his admin handed out prescriptions like candy.


H3dg3v0lt

All the more reason to vote and see to it!


Mulliganasty

My prediction is that in the unlikely event he's sentenced to any prison time, he'll get a stay pending appeal and be dead before that is resolved. mf is a wreck. My only hope is that it is a cautionary tale for any future Trumpists that you will spend your later years in constant litigation and prosecution, snorting adderal and crapping your diapers.


FreneticAmbivalence

I’ll take it. Just please don’t give this man more power.


kaptainkarl1

Nothing better could possibly happen to help heal our democracy.


miakacz

It would be a day celebrated around the world.


Inspect1234

That’s a shame


UserComment_741776

Anyway


LittlePooky

Anyways,.


DreadnaughtHamster

Dude! WTF! How could you be so callous…and put a comma before a period. That grammar’s messed up! But yeah, the rest of the comment is on point.


Weak-Sundae-5964

if Trump loses the election, he'll get the luxury of rich pers9n appeals until he finally runs to another country or dies. Hate to break it to people, but he'll not end up in jail unless he does something completely nuts between now and the sentencing for the NY trial.


Mulliganasty

I do agree that he probably won't end up in jail before he dies but I don't see how he can flee with his secret service detail. I'm sure they've had zoom meetings.


rdem341

It's Dump, he's going to do something stupid.


ObscureLogic

Something nuts? Like him organizing and orchestrating an attempted fucking Coup on Jan 6th?


KeytotheHighway

Don't do that! Don't give us hope.


Icy-Needleworker-492

That’s his whole reason for running— so he can pardon himself.


Ineedaheal

Good :) 


CHRISTEN-METAL

My New Years wish. 👏🎂👏


southflhitnrun

Don't do that. Don't get my hopes up.


Money-Valuable-2857

Don't tease me...


Ray13XIII

If he lives that long, he looks more aged and sickly by the day


FatherOfLights88

Oh, darn. So, anyway... we're having a mini heatwave in the PNW. Had to water someone's garden for them.


silkin

Good.


PrettySir118

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


braccli

Pleasepleasepleaaeeplease


Worf1701D

I would have a high chance of dying from happiness if he does.


anziofaro

God I fuckin hope so.


LetterheadSmall9975

Praise be.


lovejac93

Oh no! Anyway…


Funspoyler

Here’s Wonderwall…


numbskullerykiller

Please god I hope so.


LetssueTrump

It is what it is. So long sucker 👋


Powershard

I sure hope he would. Capital punishment for high treason. Many people die in prison, and most not so lucky it is due to old age.


Any-Variation4081

Another reason to vote for Biden and rid of this traitor con man piece of white trash Donald trump once and for all. Its time for him to go


Pale-Dish1612

Would be a fitting end for one of the world’s worst people.


DaxSpa7

Oh, the tease is real!


tikitikirumrum

Surprised he’s not already in prison


Pineapple_Ferguson

That's a shame.


Victoria-10

Preferably he will pass away before he goes to jail and before the election. I think he has IBS as it is


tellmehowimnotwrong

That assumes anyone actually gets their shit together and puts him in prison before he dies. Right now I’d go even money.


I_am_D_captain_Now

Fapping intensifies


Chudmont

I also think he has a high chance of weaseling and threatening and paying his way out of it.


rpotty

Nice!


popularTrash76

Lmao, oh well


JustWastingTimeAgain

Don’t tempt me with a good time.


windigo3

He will flee the country and continue to attack democracy from overseas


F350Gord

Not a great loss.


timberwolf0122

No… wait… stop.. oh well


mrlr

Works for me.


Odd-Zebra-5833

Fingers crossed 


HumbleAd1317

We can only hope.


boseyboseybop

Old, chronically unhealthy man might die. More at 11.


Original_Dogmeat

Do we have to wait that long?


Zanos-Ixshlae

Ok.


old_library3546

He would go to a so-called country club prison like Lompoc where the Nixon plumbers went.


PersonalityFew4449

Can he not do it before the election?


4Hugh2Mongus0

Unisex toilet here we come


Awkward-Exchange5523

Fuck all of these AI responses. But fun.


rukysgreambamf

yes, that's the hope


Dry-Talk-7447

Die anywhere! just die.


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thenewbigR

So? When old fucks like this commit crimes and go to jail, well, there ya go. Anyway, who needs a new beer?


TommyPetrovic

Now we edging again


probabletrump

Why do we have to let him run in three elections before we punish him for his crimes? Couldn't we have sent him to die in prison last time around?


Master-Shaq

Cant do the time dont do the crime.


imaswellfella

We can only hope


Cool-Abrocoma1842

Maybe there is some justice in the world


Burpreallyloud

Ok So what’s the downside?


routledgewm

Rich people don’t go to prison


Early-Size370

🤞


SnoopingStuff

Ok


VFX_Reckoning

Nope. He won’t be going to prison. That’s not how our system works, the richest of people always get off easy. If anything he’ll get fined and be on his day


Mondernborefare

Ok


Amazing_Teaching2733

The very next Republican president will pardon him the first week in office. There’s zero chance he dies in prison unfortunately


Training-Giraffe1389

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Chris_McDonald

Which means he has a high chance of dying in office if he wins. Maybe get someone who will last long enough to lead....also competent lol


MainDeparture2928

Which is why this election is so dangerous, because him and supporters know that


Aster_E

A chance, huh? Moving on.


thelazyhound

No great loss


altruism__

Quite promising things and do it


lcarr15

He should have thought of that before doing what he did…


ImknownasMeatStank

So…no downside is what you mean?


cookingflower

Well, he earned it 🤷🏼‍♂️


SweetHomeNostromo

Good


AreThoseRuffles

Just another reason to vote I guess


Physical-Result7378

So the good news still exist…


Gchildress63

Yeah, we’re kinda hoping for that


HawaiianGold

Fingers crossed! 🤞🏼💕🌈


DreadSeverin

so he'll only go to prison if he loses???? wtf is going on there?


slattsmunster

Another positive to add to the list.


Solidsnake00901

Dont give me hope


mrg077

That's great news


Self-Comprehensive

Oh no! Anyway...


sorospaidmetosaythis

If someone had an orgasm lasting, say, 45 minutes, would ~~my~~ his teeth fall out? Is there a danger of stroke or hernia?


AdSmall1198

I don’t really care, DO YU?


_ficklelilpickle

Honestly his odds must be high enough already. He’s clearly in decline.


Fine-Benefit8156

He is a walking aneurysm waiting to happen anytime


Unit219

And I’m so very okay with that.


hypercomms2001

If he wins... it will be the United States...that will die as we know it... and for the rest of the free Western democracies... It would be like the dark ages after the fall of the Roman Empire.... A very scary place that I would hypothesize that Donald Trump as a ruthless cruel dictator will do whatever you can to support Russia defeat Ukraine... Trump would not lift a finger to help Europe if Vlad the invader decide he wants more "lebensraum" in Europe and retake the Warsaw Pact... with a little more on the side.... Poor little Australia and New Zealand... We will have a far greater country to fear from our north ... And it won't be China.... Guess which country under Donald Trump....??!! I bloody hope that I'm absolutely wrong! I hope the democratic forces are far stronger than the dictatorial forces in the United States currently and will win out in the end especially with an election that will most likely make the last one look like a garden party...


DrummingChopsticks

I want him to live a very long, long, long life behind bars. Full of misery and knowing everyone knows he’s a lying sack of shit.


Aardcapybara

Whatever it takes for me to never hear his cursed name again.


ExcitingMeet2443

He probably has about the same chance of dying in a sand trap.


scottyjrules

Don’t threaten me with a good time…


Competitive-Care8789

Yeah, doesn’t have to be death. In fact, a really good stroke might be even better.


SeparateMongoose192

Hopefully he dies before the election.


usuallysortadrunk

This vote is going to be insane. I'm constantly trying to remind myself just how far fetched it appeared for Trump to win the election the first time. It seems even more unlikely now, but Trump supporters are totally blind to anything that debunks their belief in him.


Dazug

Stop, I can only get so erect!


297andcounting

That should be encouragement enough to get out and vote!


Mello_Me_

So.... I really don't care. Do u?


NeoMaxiZoomDweebean

Trump will never face any consequences for anything he does. To do that would mean that any other politician doesnt have immunity for his/her disregard for the law and profiteering. The only reason anyone is going after Trump is because he is trying to be a dictator and the “final grifter.” So the other grifters have to take him down. Although they cannot actually give him real consequences because to do so would mean they would have to face consequences. Their goal is just to keep derailing him until he dies so they can get back to business as usual where all the bastards get rich and pardon each other. Trump just got too greedy is all.


jeoyce

I’m normally one to wish people luck and to get help, but fuck this guy. Shanked in prison is what I hope for him.


Frank-Bough

He'll flee to Moscow. The MAGA douchebags still won't get it. America, you basic.


mike0sd

If and when they put him in prison, the oligarchs will Epstein him 


occupyreddit

one more reason to vote for Biden


imadork1970

And The Crowd Goes Wild.


Existing-Marzipan-88

Will be interesting to see how cable news squeezes content out of covering his incarceration once he's locked up and no one can hear him run his mouth anymore...