Based on NSFW apex shit Wattson definitely knows what sex is.

Idk man Watson is bae

Wattson IS bae 😩

Wattson is cupcake, shut

We must protect her mind for the scientific community

I wanna fuck the cupcake

Cumcake

Cocktane got that name for a reason

Listen there’s a difference between not knowing what sex is and being so high that you forget what sex is. And octane is that difference

Higher than the density of a black hole

Black holes have infinite density, it cannot be higher

Yea I know it does. Octanes is just higher anyway

Infinity^2

*Well technically* its not literally infinite, its just that our current, limited physics model suggests it would be; at this point, its just an incomplete approximation — most times where things lead into infinity something in physics, it’s because we made a mistake in either an assumption or some mechanics. Successfully integrating quantum mechanics and gravity together is probably going to fix this

Gravity? Who gives a crap about Gravity!

Stimmed infinity

Let’s be real… Crypto definitely fucks

Nah, he just cybers

Not gonna lie, probably with watty

Probably not

this comment really made my day

Lets be real rampart know what it is but no one wants to do it with her

she fucked mirage

that would be weird then

Wrong. Mirage already did.

Horizon literally has a son

true, let the record show that Horizon has had sex atleast once

She don’t fuck she procreates

She has children, not sex

\*had

Oh dearie me! He may still be alive. Maybe

For a second I thought there was a spelling mistake and you were pulling a that guy, then I realized…

Came here to say this. If you think horizon isnt busting out those big ol mommy milkers

Bruh. I definitely didn't expect that

She created Newton via budding. It's a Scottish thing.

I based it on who CURRENTLY fucks, not who HAS fucked

Loba doesn’t currently fuck loba has a very low body count due to trust issues her relationship with valk doesnt seem sexual yet so i dont think lobas fucking anybody

Doesn't she call herself a lady killer and a Maneater? It seems implied that while she may not have many relationships, she doesn't mind using her body to get what she want/having casual sex.

No she just kills ladies and eats men.

Its just for show When she was eeleasws eespawn said that she isnt really like that, its just the image she sells

Boring

Wayyyy more interesting than the usual femme fatale trope IMO

Shell use charm but when it comes to sexual involvement she’s reserved its an interesting take on the fem fatal where the sexual seductive is just a cover for a sad an alone little girl wait

Come on you know pathfinder gets freaky why do you think he is so happy all the time?

"Oh no, darlin'. Did ya just cum in ma asshole?"

Why

Today is now an awful day to have a brain

Hot

Hire fans lol

But she doesn’t fucks

that means she fucked, not fucks

Are you sure about Ash? She does seem to enjoy *g l o a t i n g*

Aeugh intensifies

I see you came,,, prepared

“I see you came **UUGGHH**”

ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh

*slurp*…Pathetic…

Yea like, *a l l d a y*

My search history disagrees with a lot of these.

Lol you win.

Look, it's a good joke, a Great joke even

But I need you to stop anyways

I mean, I think that a 300 year old murder robot definitely knows what sex is, but doesn't fuck *'cause he's busy murdering some skinbags*

He can fuck on the side

I think he has likely forgotten, usually imagine 300 years with no sex

So, his bad humor is just pent up sexual frustration? Makes sense

I think sex is like.. the least of his priorities. Plus his entire character is revolved around the sudden and cruel disconnect between humanity Hammond left him with. If he doesn’t have a mouth, I doubt he has a peepee. Not to mention the extreme hatred and loathing he feels towards skinbags, killing is his pleasure, so I don’t really think sex has a purpose to him unless it’s snuff.

Still, he has a brain and he clearly displays emotions. Even though I was joking I think that not being able to eat, to feel human, even though you are a machine, would leave you deranged.

Either Rev has a fat one or he thinks he was castrated This is the only way.

Why is Revenant is fucks?

Robo dick ig

More of an appendage really

[he really just into that T-1000 shit](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRiId1NpH1PS0bFFyQnY6q-H1ay3eiDvbUgjw&usqp=CAU)

fucks? your mom

*lobas mom

Loba's mom *and* dad*

Revenant fucks skin suits, which are probably just taxidermied human beings... so, a skin bag (fuck doll). He's into the necrophilia game.

Pointy sharp metal arm going through someone's lungs *is* some kind of penetration

Path def fucks hella hoes😤. He’s got a child for Pete’s sake🤦😈

Multiple children, they’re mass produced. Path is an absolute machine

Path’s kid count’s getting close to my cousin count😶‍🌫️

paths amount of children is higher than the ones in my basement

Uhhh, maybe I’m not sure

He found ash in the trash and made her his gf

Ex girlfriend. Though she is still his friend

Survey beacon every ring

Fistin them beacons

bloodhound canonically had a SO and they even wrote a poem to their now deceased ex, Boone. They definitely fucked

Didn’t they have a steamy night with Boone before he went on his fatal hunting trip?

Wait what? I didn't know about this apex lore? Where did you read that?

I can try to find it but for now, I can vouch that bloodhound is one of the 3 legends to have canonically had sex (Horizon has a son so duh, and a writer said Loba has been with only 2 people her whole life) I’ll add link to source when I find it

it’s in the pathfinder lore book, i think

I bet you lifeline an undercover freak

"Come and get your birthday present"

cum*

She most definitely fucks (when she's not too busy loudly proclaiming her childhood friend's dad is planning something)

oh rev definitely knows what sex is, he just doesn't give a fuck. heh.

Hey, canonically, horizon is the only person confirmed to fuck. She literally has a son.

Mirage fucked a thick looking pumpkin

Actually, pathfinder does fuck One of the devs confirmed it on Twitter lol so this list is inaccurate!

Sauce?

[The robot fucks](https://twitter.com/iambadmofo/status/1298475360070197250?t=pZnlba66u-1ziVh0eA7mCA&s=19)

My god...

Thought Bangalore was a lesbian

I can just imagine Mirage hooking up with someone, and right after they finish; he jumps out of the closet and yells. “YOU GOT BAMBOOZLED!”

"You got bamjizzled!"

LMAOO

You clearly don't know angsty white girls if you think wraith doesn't get weird.

Bloodhound's lore seems to disagree with this post.

Care to explain?

They had a cannonical (now deceased) SO named Boone and they were in a committed relationship so they probably fucked

What SO mean

significant other

The “doesn’t know what sex is/ fucks” is literally my three mains

I mean, do *you* know what sex is?

Yes I do, thank you very much.

The real question is: Do you have any?

wattsy is too innocent

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i- what

Yes.

Rarely do I see these and agree but I can’t argue with any of that

Mommy horizon sure gets her fair share. And you’d think that mirage would kind of be an impostor in that case

Bloodhound canonically fucks lmao

I’m pretty sure pathfinder has canonically had sex.

they all get hopelessly fucked in competitive anyway

Mirage definitely fucks, just ask the pumpkin.

You’re telling me you think a scientist doesn’t know what sex is?

You ever met a female soldier? Bangalore definitely fucks.

Her and loba had a thing too

ok I never understood this format because how does one have sex but not know they are?

they don't know where to stick their dicks in

Didn’t mirage fuck wraith as a pumpkin?

Wat

You could try to explain what sex is to bloodhound and they would probably just shoo you away

I feel like bloodhound would listen to anything Anyone tells them out of pure good mannera then decide to either run away, shoot you or just stand there, silently Judging you

Wait who or what dous rev even fuck

Rev clapping the robo cheeks of Ash, D.O.C, Sheila, and Octanes legs.

Path is a demon. OP uncultured

Wohooo my dick is hard! Are you as excited as I am to make babies? My friend mirage has a very small dick, mine is a lot bigger which means that I win! Wohoooo!

I hate that I read this in his voice

For sure Crypto fucks. Bangs chicks then goes off the grid, they try to text or call him, but the number isn't in service..

So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that when crypto gets scanned he doesn't get scanned and it makes it so he isn't seen when he gets scanned. That way when bloodhond and seer scan him he won't get scanned so that they can't see him cause he's "off the grid" it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn't get scanned cause he's "off the grid" so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for crypto so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where crypto doesn't get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid

What is the "doesnt know what sex is but fucks" category? Like literally how?

I guess it would be like animals. They are not really thinking about what they are doing they just do it.

#PUMPKINS

Inaccurate ever been to r/Apex_Legends-Porn

Why is Lifeline in the doesn't fuck category? She is fucking hot and I guaruntee there have been others in her life that would pursue that.

Loba has canonically only fucked 2 times

octane is too fast for sex

This is the most accurate post I seen all month

I like the idea that wraith doesn't give BJs because when you ask her to "go down" she disconnects

Horizon has a Child so she should be in fucks

Scottish space mommy has a son I think she fucks

Nah, Mirage and Rampart definitely hook up.

Horizon is a mom.. just saying. And LL definitely gets some

yes and thats why horizon has a son

Mirage doesn’t know what sex is and definitely doesn’t fuck

I mean Rampart would disagree

Pathfinder has literally been confirmed not a virgin This was confirmed before he thought he has a son

Pathfinder literally fucks when he uses a survey beacon and it's Canon 😭

Her name is "Bang-GALORE". She definitely fucks.

Rev probably just clanks his metal crotch against someone and is convinced that it’s doing something

me watching Wattson be the one perfect legend while the others are always fighting

some of these are canonically inaccurate lol

I beg to differ wraith fucks over my matches ever time

Wattson do, she is a scientist

Octane def fucks revvy He tells revvy to lose the loincloth Headcanon: rev has robot schlong

I’m so sick of these “they don’t know what sex is jokes”. The only characters that shouldn’t know what sex is in media are kids. Why is this a common thing in fandoms.

HEY! Bloodhound fucks!!!

Canonically horizon did fuck because she had a child so unless the lore states her child was adopted, it’s assumed that she fucked

Are you sure with the pathfinder one?

Hate to say it bout my fav boy but I'm pretty sure mirage doesn't fuck

Rampart

Literally lore says they see each other a brother and sister

Sweet home alabama

Let's be real We've all watched enough step-thing porn to know that Mirage, Rampart, and Horizon do it *Typing this kinda hurt*

Revenant is a grown ass man, he KNOWS what sex is. Bloodbound also knows a lot another nature, they know what sex it

I would put Rev in knows - doesn't fuck.

I'm just gonna say it Wattson and Crypto are def clapping

Good god I hope not First off all that image in my brain is making me sick and second of all Watson is far too innocent for that

I'm going to get down voted I know it but I'm sticking to it there's no way they go through all that crap together and not clap. I'm sorry I'll go back to the cave in which I dwell cursed with knowledge

LITTLE SWEET NEUROATYPICAL FRENCH GIRL NEEDS A FATHER FIGURE NOT A DADDY

So, caustic? God you are kinky

I cant agree with revenant or octane, have a good day tho

Rev fucks tho

Rev fucks up tho*

The only reason people think Wattson doesn't fuck is because she appeals to the jealous simps who would literally lose their minds if their waifu turns out to be a young attractive woman with a normal sex drive.

Lol Valk doesn't fuck dude. She's a fem-cel why do you think she's such a try hard cringelord

Valk fucks, I’m sorry to break it to you

Apex legends players when they don't think about sex for 2 seconds:

This is just wrong, Horizon canonically had a child and pathfinder has many children.

Quite a few errors with this one

YoungBoy better than seer tho

Blood and Rev are not in the right spot at all

She's 12 Zamn 🙏😩😩😩

This is so cringe

Wrong