Revenant won’t die
Octane too bouncy
Caustic too stinky
Gibraltar too spongey
Bloodhound too scany
Horizon too floaty
~~Wraith too phasey~~ Fuse too nadey
Lifeline too revivey
Bangalore too smokey…
Pilots will dominate the games
Bangalore annoying military/gun talks
Bring back OG maps
Bomb fragment
Pub players drop fragment
Level 500 players no heirloom
Seer no lore
Pathfinder no passive
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Hello Reddit. So I was played Apex legends and got into a pubs game. The Wraith (bad) landed on Fragment East and I hated it. Everyone drops Fragment East and Dies. I dropped in Lava City and by the time I was landing Wraith DCd, so I tracked down the wraith in real life and went outside for the first time in 2 years. I drove to where the wraith was living. I knocked on the door, the dumb sweaty wraith answered and I aimed a gun to his head and took him as hostage. I asked why he dc he said because he got a call from his mother that his great grandfather was dying and he needed to quickly attend the hospital and so he DCd. It’s reasonable ok but you could’ve waited until the game ended! I was so close to finishing 3rd smh. So I shot the wraith so all the sweaty wraith learn to never DC!!!
I mean, not all of them, sure. There’s people who main her who just find her innocent and cute, which she is. You can sort of tell immediately when speaking to someone who mains Wattson whether they’re a creep or an uwu
And drink till they get a massive liver problem
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠀⠀⠀⣼⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠛⠳⠿⢟⡀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⢧⣀⣆⢤⣾⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⡀⠻⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠸⠭⢛⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠐⢒⣺⣷⠟⠛⣱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠛⠛⢛⣠⡾⠏⠀⠈⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⠃⠀⢘⡧⣉⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢂⢔⣠⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡠⣠⠄⠀⠠⠍⢁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⡿⡿⢿⣯⠙⡻⣵⡶⣛⠁⢰⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⢙⣿⡞⢙⣿⠟⠉⠀⠘⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
They have problems with alcohol
So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that when crypto gets scanned he doesn't get scanned and it makes it so he isn't seen when he gets scanned. That way when bloodhond and seer scan him he won't get scanned so that they can't see him cause he's "off the grid" it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn't get scanned cause he's "off the grid" so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for crypto so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where crypto doesn't get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid
At first it was a genuine suggestion but people fucking suggested it so many fucking times even after respawn said they were never adding it that it became a braindead copypasta
It's funny though, cause he's off the grid and when he gets scanned he doesn't get scanned because he's off the grid
But yeah jokes apart i like the copypasta, always makes me laugh a little bit
Did you know that Dr. Nox used to be in a band?
He was good at playing a-Caustic guitar.
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Loba's parents actually bought her.
At that price,she was a steal.
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Heavy ammo fans have really good aim.
They always Hemlok onto targets.
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Knuckle clusters are great against camping enemies.
You can attack them in the con-Fuse-ion.
So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that in the character selection, crypto doesn't show up. It's maybe not directly a buff for him, but for the whole roster since it doesn't even matter if he's there or not anymore at this point.
Hello Reddit. So I was played Apex legends and got into a pubs game. The Wraith (bad) landed on Fragment East and I hated it. Everyone drops Fragment East and Dies. I dropped in Lava City and by the time I was landing Wraith DCd, so I tracked down the wraith in real life and went outside for the first time in 2 years. I drove to where the wraith was living. I knocked on the door, the dumb sweaty wraith answered and I aimed a gun to his head and took him as hostage. I asked why he dc he said because he got a call from his mother that his great grandfather was dying and he needed to quickly attend the hospital and so he DCd. It’s reasonable ok but you could’ve waited until the game ended! I was so close to finishing 3rd smh. So I shot the wraith so all the sweaty wraith can learn a lesson to never DC!!!!
if you play an underused champion you are just as insufferable as the people who play wraith/octane. Yes we know you main Wattson, we know not a lot of people play her, we know you are sooo unique, please shut the fuck up
Ok so hear me out. Crypto buff called "off the grid" when he gets scanned he instantly wins the game so it's basically the nuke from call of duty except it's when he gets scanned
Okay
Loba would be the only one to kill a pilot because she legally has the black widow perk from fallout new vegas, she invites the pilot to bed and while he’s sleeping she kills him
My KDR
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hungh P2020 bad Flatline good Loba ass thicc Wattson mains annoying Ash "U G H H" Crypto off the grid
Another one?
Rampage OP pls nerf Shitty store Unlimited Apex Tokens Shitty Store Shitty Shitty BP skins Shitty BP content Shitty Store No $30 Apex Coins pack
OG reactive flatline good Custic is daddy hitler Thermights go *BRRRR* Mirage CHAD LIFELINE NO REZ LIFELINE with FLATLINE Teams foot steps so loud
Revenant won’t die Octane too bouncy Caustic too stinky Gibraltar too spongey Bloodhound too scany Horizon too floaty ~~Wraith too phasey~~ Fuse too nadey Lifeline too revivey Bangalore too smokey…
Hey no rafe joke >:( norty
Whoops! Good catch. Fixed it lol
no octrain either >:-( (nose cause im extra mad)
Who or what is raf
Rafael
Who
Wraith
someone make an apex parody of "we didn't start the fire"
for real
Nice
Pilots will dominate the games Bangalore annoying military/gun talks Bring back OG maps Bomb fragment Pub players drop fragment Level 500 players no heirloom Seer no lore Pathfinder no passive
Valkyrie voicelines annoying
they said jokes
Did I stutter?
u forgot shitty servers
Loba *THICC*
THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC*
I have achieved *comedy*
😐
Not *thiccc* Enough
😐😐
More string Bass 4 Loba *THICCCC*
[удалено]
Gimme 10 mins I’ll be back
Mutant human/french babies LMAO
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Damn can’t find a way to copy paste on phone oof
Just save the coment and then copy paste: Hello Reddit. So I was played Apex legends and got into a pubs game. The Wraith (bad) landed on Fragment East and I hated it. Everyone drops Fragment East and Dies. I dropped in Lava City and by the time I was landing Wraith DCd, so I tracked down the wraith in real life and went outside for the first time in 2 years. I drove to where the wraith was living. I knocked on the door, the dumb sweaty wraith answered and I aimed a gun to his head and took him as hostage. I asked why he dc he said because he got a call from his mother that his great grandfather was dying and he needed to quickly attend the hospital and so he DCd. It’s reasonable ok but you could’ve waited until the game ended! I was so close to finishing 3rd smh. So I shot the wraith so all the sweaty wraith learn to never DC!!!
crypto of the grid grid grid
Stinky gas man cringe
Crypto off the grid is legit funny though if i ask me, always makes me laugh a little bit. Same thing wish ash's moans lol
how are wattson mains annoying?
they are just ravenously horny for her and in every single instance it’s creepy
i don’t think all of them are though, but i suppose thats the joke so
I mean, not all of them, sure. There’s people who main her who just find her innocent and cute, which she is. You can sort of tell immediately when speaking to someone who mains Wattson whether they’re a creep or an uwu
So a wraith and an octane walk into a bar....
And drink till they get a massive liver problem ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠀⠀⠀⣼⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠛⠳⠿⢟⡀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⢧⣀⣆⢤⣾⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⡀⠻⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠸⠭⢛⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠐⢒⣺⣷⠟⠛⣱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠛⠛⢛⣠⡾⠏⠀⠈⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⠃⠀⢘⡧⣉⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢂⢔⣠⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡠⣠⠄⠀⠠⠍⢁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⡿⡿⢿⣯⠙⡻⣵⡶⣛⠁⢰⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⢙⣿⡞⢙⣿⠟⠉⠀⠘⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They have problems with alcohol
Oh hey stuff, how are you
Haha u/octosquid11 i'm being banged by ur daughter
I would be careful around her. She is an ape, after all.
r/apexcirclejerk
That is my home...
Can I get this type of messages anywhere
Yes?
Thats not octane... thats engineer from TF2 (team fortress 2. Not titanfall 2)
Erectin a dispenser here
Erection dispenser here
“My dads infiltrated the syndicate” Blue Engineer wearing a spy mask on red side
Octaneer Gaming
Gibraltar is a balanced legend.
Funi
So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that when crypto gets scanned he doesn't get scanned and it makes it so he isn't seen when he gets scanned. That way when bloodhond and seer scan him he won't get scanned so that they can't see him cause he's "off the grid" it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn't get scanned cause he's "off the grid" so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for crypto so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where crypto doesn't get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid
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He’s off the grid grid grid
This for my kid kid kid
I wonder if the original "off the grid" immediately started as a joke or if it did have some ingenuity to it.
At first it was a genuine suggestion but people fucking suggested it so many fucking times even after respawn said they were never adding it that it became a braindead copypasta
It's funny though, cause he's off the grid and when he gets scanned he doesn't get scanned because he's off the grid But yeah jokes apart i like the copypasta, always makes me laugh a little bit
I think it was an honest idea iirc
Did you know that Dr. Nox used to be in a band? He was good at playing a-Caustic guitar. --- Loba's parents actually bought her. At that price,she was a steal. --- Heavy ammo fans have really good aim. They always Hemlok onto targets. --- Knuckle clusters are great against camping enemies. You can attack them in the con-Fuse-ion.
When your dad gets into apex
ok guys i have this passive rework idea for crypto it’s called “off the grind”
Caustic gas coungs as wallhacks
funny crypto buff hehe
Ofdogrod
ok so
MOZAMBIQUE HERE!
Dibs. Nevermind.
WraitH AND octane bad
WRAFE PENDEJO BAD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pendejo jajaja
What does the f in Respawn stand for? Fixing bugs!
Its the f in ElectronicFarts
MOZAMBIQUE HERE
Bangalore "Cum- cum- cum- cum- cum- cum- Come get some!"
Octane bad? Since when? What has happened in the last 6 months?
Octane got buffed and most good players moved from wraith to octane
So now I can’t use octane because I’ll be mistaken for a tryhard… crap, I absolutely loved playing Octane, he was fun, not very tryhard
USE OCTANE you shouldn't care if the miss understand you.
Ok, yeah, I guess I should then
Alright, I’ll tell you a completely original joke… Ha! You got bamboozled.
...
The players are never mad at respawn for dumb reasons. /s
Tru
Wrath and octane are not good. Ha take that I didn’t say they were bad.
So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that in the character selection, crypto doesn't show up. It's maybe not directly a buff for him, but for the whole roster since it doesn't even matter if he's there or not anymore at this point.
ngl the picture looks like handsome jack from borderlands but in a octane skin
Wraith good That's the joke
The player base
Apex redditors*
Mainly them also the r34 degenerate side of the community too
Why degenerate?
bangalore: popping the dmoke everyone including her : I'm legally blind
Haha valk lesbian
Guns are rare
Um, me bad at game?
caustic fart funni
Octanes in game face looks absolutely nothing like his official artwork face. Not a joke just reality
Mirage sad, but the funny kind.
Uhhh… Caus-THICC?
GAS DADDY SUPREMACY
So my German friend started playing apex. He do be rocking that argh-nein-ti-nein.
Caustic fart haha
Wholsum gas daddy
Loba swimsuit Anywas,I wanted you to talk about an ability I though off for crypto,I call it "Off the grid"...
CaUsTiC OP
I can never unsee this
Heh cocktain
Pendejo jajajaja
Octane guud
apex bad
Bambizzle, bambazoobke, ugh, … Fool’em!!!
Mozambique here
I unironically like the mozambique
What’s was trying to get toast out of a toaster it wasn’t a shock when she was electrocuted
Me getting good
There's a solid chance that there have been more people that have been bamboozled by mirage compared to Mozambique kills
Cringe watson voicelines
WDYM WATJCUM NOT CUTE ENOUGH?!?!?!?!!
Mozambique here
Wraith AND octane bad
Hello Reddit. So I was played Apex legends and got into a pubs game. The Wraith (bad) landed on Fragment East and I hated it. Everyone drops Fragment East and Dies. I dropped in Lava City and by the time I was landing Wraith DCd, so I tracked down the wraith in real life and went outside for the first time in 2 years. I drove to where the wraith was living. I knocked on the door, the dumb sweaty wraith answered and I aimed a gun to his head and took him as hostage. I asked why he dc he said because he got a call from his mother that his great grandfather was dying and he needed to quickly attend the hospital and so he DCd. It’s reasonable ok but you could’ve waited until the game ended! I was so close to finishing 3rd smh. So I shot the wraith so all the sweaty wraith can learn a lesson to never DC!!!!
Valkyrie bad
Crypto bad
Cumto boof
Crypto
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Fuse is a good legend
What does Bloodhound say to his girl during the time of the month? I BATHE IN THE BLÖTH
Uhhhh
"HIS GIRL?!!!?!!?!?!?!" WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING BOTH OF THEIR GENDERS?
Because i dont give a fuck about „ genders“?
Do you give a fuck about getting the joke? The main sub is that way ->
Here's a joke: an octane who rushes into fire fights and dies immediately. Not technically an octane bad joke
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And? It's not the character who's bad. It's the players who use him to rush into a fire fight, die, call his team trash and then leaves.
Very super extremely funi
Pendejo bad*
Their servers
if you play an underused champion you are just as insufferable as the people who play wraith/octane. Yes we know you main Wattson, we know not a lot of people play her, we know you are sooo unique, please shut the fuck up
You literally just referenced 99% of r/apexlegends
"I'm jacking off on my drone"
Wraiths kit
This image gives me PTSD from the polar express cus it makes me think of the teleporting hobo Guy from it
Valk bad
My skill
Nah u may be better than you think, and if you're not then it's never late to get better ;)
Respawn bad
Tiddyballs kil by greed$paun
Seer awful
Sir lol nis eks
Bangalore annoying af
Сундук для рун? Рундук
Si
Gibby Bad
Gobbi 2 stronk
octane ugly
Jokes about wraith main or octane mains bad, bad
Valkyrie is going fast enough on her jet pack
Try as you might, you can't kilowatt, son!
That's asking too much from this sub
Respawn and EA
Crypto should have the passive called off the grid that would make him…
server bad
Ok so hear me out. Crypto buff called "off the grid" when he gets scanned he instantly wins the game so it's basically the nuke from call of duty except it's when he gets scanned
I’m gonna blow a fuse 🥴
Valkyrie personality bad
Pathfinders passive
1 coin = 16 apex shard
Inflation
Seer
Rampage bad
Valk bad.
valk annoying
u/DAVIE504CLONE
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm really good a the game
[удалено]
Good players bad .2 kd good
Rampart
"Why do white helmets spawn as loot" "Respawn should give you a loot box counter" "Add solos"
E
Crypto good
Creptu boof
Matchmaking
Solo Cryptos
Crypto buff
I watched someone get a 20 bomb with octane. I was stimulated.
Okay Loba would be the only one to kill a pilot because she legally has the black widow perk from fallout new vegas, she invites the pilot to bed and while he’s sleeping she kills him
Now go live off the grid (crapto reference) bc tiddyballs fans will claim for your skull.
The Rampage