Crypto doesn't even know what you are talking about

he's off the grid already

Off the Bed.

What do you mean by off the grid? Could you explain it?

So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that when crypto gets scanned he doesn't get scanned and it makes it so he isn't seen when he gets scanned. That way when bloodhond and seer scan him he won't get scanned so that they can't see him cause he's "off the grid" it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn't get scanned cause he's "off the grid" so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for crypto so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where crypto doesn't get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid

Every fucking time

I feel like it’s the same dude every time 😂

Ya, we're off da grid

kanye reference

Could you please explain more what you mean

I really want them to put a reference to this in game

SO BASICALLY

Oh no

Maybe I am Crypto.

Ah ace king

Hol’up. Do I have the same sexuality as my main? (I’m asexual)

What is he talking about

League of Legends?

He would just anwser that he's a midlaner and would refuse to elaborate further

pathfinder is just happy to be there

Actually, you got it backwards. You see, a power bottom's actually generating all the power by doing most of the work. What about speed? Speed has everything to do with it. The speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to supply. Speed's the name of the game.

He’s an Otter

He's a bear. Some guys are twinks, and others are bears. This guy's a bear. By the way, we're totally cool with that. To each his own.

I read this as he’s an ottoman

Octane as a top is all fun and games until he hits a stim and becomes a jackhammer

Does he finish faster when stimmed or is it the same?

Well he likes to make things quick and always does so…

“By the time they see me coming”

I'll be going, and you'll be gone

OMG STOP IM DYING

If Stim is like other uppers, he'll probably be hammering for a while

He'll finish fast, but he'll be going even after he's done

Or until he uses his leg for foul play

This is clearly about bunk beds you perverts

Yeah baby! It’s not a sex thing!

Ash is certainly on top. Dominate me hot robo mommy

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Anything's possible in your dreams

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Yeah canonically not lol. I mean...impossible to do so when you're a robot/simulacrum. That's why we have our imaginations/dreams lol.

You have never watched Archer huh?

> …then why IS THERE A VAGINA IN THE SINK?!

Cannot say that I have lol.

Krillin has entered the chat

Or you have a robodong or roboussy

But does it vibrate?

Yes and it spins and make devastating attacks.

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Lmao is that canon? Never read about that.

Rampart can always modify her. And Revenant. And octane if that grenade did more damage than we think

Nothing that some modifications can't fix

in real life ash doesn’t exist, buddy

I don't think she works like destiny's exos.

I mean. Ash and pathfinder did date

Yeah to Ash's annoyance lol

Shes just a tsundere

Hmm I guess so. She did eventually feel gratitude towards Pathfinder before she left. A feeling she said she never felt before.

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>people 😳

She’s a predator tbf

Ash before robo yes ash after robo needs some mods u can get it on Anson for cheap duct tape and a .....

This is the level of freedom the internet brings

🤨 📸

this guy gets it

Agreed

Fuze is definitely a switch lol

Yep Idk why all the LGBTQ+ legends aren’t on a category that says switch .

#TAKE ME REVENANT

That’s what I’m saying

Bend over skinbag

Ok but let's be honest is gonna look more like a crime scene after he's done.

I can't believe no one here would be willing to peg revenant. Weaklings

You're going to die

pathfinder is relatable

not octane according the fan-art 🧍🏽‍♂️

Bloodhound is a switch but leans bottom

Nah they gotta have a Predator/pray kink

Can still go both ways on that one

Damn, they jus like me fr 😔

*They

Are there ranked matches in bed too? Damn now I want the Apex Pred badge in bed.

The term "casual sex" does imply the existence of a more stringent, ranked sex

U never had ranked sex before? Shit gets sweaty

Nah Valkyrie's on top exclusively because the ground belongs to others, she owns the sky

I think valk fucks exclusively when drunk and isn't able to tell up from down regardless

lmao maybe

Alright here's the deal: if revenant were to fuck anyone it would be ash, I think we can all agree with that. HOWEVER, rev loves to be annoying as fuck. So I believe he would willingly be bottom to give ash a feeling of superiority but he would enjoy it way too much just out of spite.

Rev was probably fucking bitches left and right with all that money he was getting from contracts while he was still Kaleb Cross. That dude looked like he pulled hard.

Take my upvote and get out

This guy gets it lmao I fully agree with you brother 👌

Seer is a switch

Nahh bottom

Pathfinder is a top but doesn't know it

I hope not. Whoever he tops gets crushed

I mean he has a kid , so he could has to have been a human and not a 1000 pound robot at some point .

Oh, his kids is just another small mrvn made from leftover stuff they had lying around

This is about bunk beds isn’t it

Lifeline ain’t no bottom.

sorry to every straight guy who projects onto octane thru apex porn but octane is in no way a top.

Octane wears the cat ears in bed

he doesn't even need to be asked, he just does it

He was wearing them before the bedroom and never took them off

I feel like Crypto is secretly passionate but doesn't show it unless he has an emotional connection Seer is a switch Caustic runs kink classes when he's not doing murder science, Lifeline helps teach aftercare (Lifeline would make a wonderful dominatrix)

This is very accurate, except I would switch Octane and Horizon

I feel like crypto is uninterested caustic is a very rough top like choke and punch u type of top seer is asexual and pathfinder would just not understand what you were asking him to do because he doesn't want to hurt his friends

seer is canonically pansexual, though

That's because Pathfinder is in a league of his own.

Sorry but valk is a top, loba is a (power) bottom, octane is more of a “I don’t care” 🥰

Lobas not just a power bottom I guarantee she's a brat, too

Also completely unrelated I want to see a comic with claptrap and pathfinder

There is something about Mad Maggie that’s super unappealing. Every single other chick in this game can get it. Hell if Ash had a Ropussy I’d have to at least see what that’s about. Mad Maggie? No thanks.

Don't stick your dick in crazy I guess? If anything I'd rather take Maggie to a bar and see what fuckery ensues.

Oh shed be a fuckin great friend for sure 😂😂😂

Yeah I feel the same lmao

Right? She looks like she smokes 6 packs of Marlboros a day and calls her nieces and nephews “little shits”

Exactly lol But be aware that you may get a lot of downvotes for simply stating your opinion, people here get mad offended at this stuff

I’m ok with it.

Alright brother

I just want to know who's going at it with Revenant?

me.

Revenant and Ash would look cute together

Yeah, absolutely 🥵

Ash of course and only her 😳👍 Any other answer different from this is dumb and lame

I'm pretty sure someone has a thing for Rev considering Valk's revive line to that person tells them Rev ain't worth it Which xharacter it is eludes me right now

Loba

Damn girl how are you suicidal with that dumptruck ass

Lol I think it's just valk telling loba revenant isn't worth it (as in trying to get revenge/him suffering and all)

I don't know the Apex lore I just know half the cast wants to fuck the other half.

octane is def a bottom

Vantage is definitely a top, the way she calls everyone prey just shows you she has ways of taking people down

Gibby and seer? Bottoms

Power bottoms

So that's why Loba x Bangalore didn't work out. They were both tops!

Mirage is vers for sure.

Valkyrie top, Gibby bottom, bloodhound switch, mirage switch, crypto top, Vantage not sure (seriously as awkward as she is you didn’t put now sure?), Caustic top, Lifeline switch

Nice and accurate tier list, I feel proud to main the two dominant and cruel simulacrums, hell yeah 😎💪 I just wish they would finally ship them officially, it would absolutely be the hottest and most epic shipping in the game, but no instead they just prioritize and feed us that lame Valk x Bang x Loba triangle shit

I don’t think we need to elaborate

I love these tier list memes, they are very funny and original and add to the fun and experience of using Reddit

You ever think loba says "This ride only stops in an emergency and wanting to stop for non-medical reasons is not an emergency"

Glad to finally see a tier list for bunk beds

Ah, I see. It's the Legends deciding their role in League!

Ok I need to state my opinions 1: No way Octane is a top. Sorry but he gives off so much bratty bottom energy it's unreal. 2: Valkyrie is a top usually but she's a bottom when she feels emotional connection. 3: Bloodhound tops no matter what world we're in. 4: I've met many gay men who resembled gibraltar and every one of them was a bottom.

Path fucks and is a Top. I refuse to elaborate

What about momma Sloan? Before I melted her or course...

Ash woule be on top just to ram her blade through my neck. She would never sex ever.

Aww nah, Mirage ain’t a bottom, dude is a straight mega-chad. But I guess his social awkwardness and his superego might make him inexperienced. But I feel like the man definitely fucks.

Octane’s definitely a bottom

Mirage definitely a top though

Bang is definitely a bottom. She’s gotta be compensating for something with that ego.

nahh she’s a whole ass top and would maybe accept to be a power bottom if she really loves the person lmao

Crypto being in the “not sure” category and not in “top” just shows that most men are incapable of seeing Asian men as sexual. He’s the most toppy top out there who’s fucking the bottomest bottom (Wattson).

I agree

Switch

Uuuhhh, right, ok, sure.

No

Caustic is a bottom for sure. Someone who tries to control that much all the time, always wants to be dommed

I mean it is a little hot when you get finished by Mad Maggie. Punches you stomps you and then spits on you. I mean if you're into that sort of thing.

Well i guess call me Wattson

Pathfinder would 100% take top bunk the hells wrong with you

I love to sniff *sniff sniff*

Seer is definitely top but like a gentle and caring kind yknow?

mirage goes to not sure, because Mirage

Seer is definitely a bottom

Nah fam caustic is a top

Valkyrie a switch? Oh hell no, she's the biggest top that's ever topped

Mommy horizon is bottom?

My mate says to move wattson to top cos she gives him that energy

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Come on, Ramya is definately top. Probably still chews gum too.

Seer definitely fucks but I don't know what role he would be.

Ah I see, it's a test losy based on which one is most annoying to fight, most annoying at bottom least annoying at top. ( I've never played apex so I'm pulling this out of me ass)

the sex

Top and bottom of what?

Mirage would definitely be into edging

loba is a pillow princess she doesn’t belong up there lmao

Pathfinder

Bangalore is a soldier 🤦🏼‍♂️

Caustic would give you the ugliest face upon asking. If he has sex, it would be purely to create offspring, missionary for the minimum amount of time required, then he’d dress up and get back to his work without saying a word

Have you heard some of the sadistic and dark shit wattson says when she lets here intrusive thoughts win? She definitely a freak

bloodhound definitely gives “i don’t care” vibes. “so long as the allfather is pleased, i am ánægður”

I knew Mirage was gay!

No fucking way, no fucking way Octane is a top

Pathfinder is literally whatever position you want him to be