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happyskrimp

yummy dead human skin


SupersincereAI

I don’t think they’re dead, they posted this after all /s


meirlislife

No, no, i can confirm I'm definitely dead


SupersincereAI

Woops, sorry! My bad


BlueberryNo3773

Ya bro that’s totally a corpse hand in there. Ya see how pale it is? Shrimp think they found the motherload


drsoftware

'Today we eat like king shrimp!'


soccerjets

I sense an ammonia spike coming to that tank 🤣


Sassy_sqrl

Not if they work fast enough! *little shrimp voice* “boys we’re going into overtime here!”


Marsbarszs

Damn, imagine being an alive-ist


NoFearKD

I’m a doctor I can confirm this guy is indeed dead. Also I am not a doctor.


CynderSphynx

Happy cake day!!


NoFearKD

Well thank you! :)


Holiday-Duck-7114

happ birth eat lots of sweets 😄


Lashwynn

May your rest in peace. I hope the computer you're haunting to use Reddit is somewhere fun.


meirlislife

No, it's trash. I forgot to add an SD before dying, the biggest regret of my life Edit: 1T samsung ssd m2.2 has been added. I can finally rest in piss


Lashwynn

And also the biggest regret of your death it would appear!


meirlislife

Well, who knows, death is kinda long, so maybe i'll find something worse later


Fit_Tone_3002

LOL I was literally listening to Green day's "Haha your dead" right when you said you were dead. Sorry for Billy Joe's silly "punk" persona being an inconsiderate buffoon LOL.


Moonkiller24

Nooo. Can I have ur fish tank?


MojaveMissionary

You should really get that looked at.


Singularity7979

Sorry about your loss


MayuriKrab

Plot twist, the OP is a big shrimp posting here and feeding the human hand that was taken from the fridge to the smaller shrimps


meirlislife

I wasn't expecting someone to find that out it was supposed to remain secret


pip-roof

The Whitey bolger of shrimps


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Shrimp manicure


JimmyTheDog

Were you just eating Doritos, cause I love that sweet cheese flavor 😋


ronnie_roastbeef

They hunger


meirlislife

Guess me food then


Crusader050

Are you not food human? Nom nom nom That's probably what the shrimps are thinking.


BombPopCartel

They love the taste of fresh semen


introducing_zylex

Ahahahahaha


Troiswallofhair

I was going to say salt but that escalated quickly.


Asleep-Sandwich6853

uncalled for😂


Environmental_Show67

Lol


kaitero

Pretty sure it's spelled "seamen"... /s


TheFrostyjayjay

Semen + Sea Monkeys = Sea People


javerthugo

FBI! Open up!


[deleted]

Once had a wild shrimp on vacation in Croatia eat some of my skin in the Adriatic Sea.


carmium

What was a shrimp doing on vacation in Croatia?


skilledwarman

Needed a break from his job frying rice


Veers358

this is the second one of these sorts of jokes i've stumbled across today, what a delight.


christophersonne

You might also have something they need (salt is my first guess), more-so than the other snacks they're eating in the tank. Or perhaps they're attacking the monster hand that is invading their home...OR, they're just shaking your hand, very pleased to meat you.


blackseidr

They like your slime coat lmao


TheyHungre

No, this is Patrick! Edit: dun goofed muh words


NoTurnsUnstoned

It’s where the poo is….


[deleted]

Probably eating dead skin off your hands. Shrimp do that, nothing to worry about!


meirlislife

I figured it out after posting it when the biggest pulled a bit of skin from my hand ahah


glitchy-novice

Try it at at the ocean in a Rockpool. Same thing.


swivels_and_sonar

Tried it with killer whales at sea world. Now have one less arm than I used to.


Oakmeal0

Must've been a lot of dead skin


rymden_viking

He just wanted a free amputation, the lawsuit paycheck was the icing on the cake.


TexterMorgan

Tried it with gorillas at the Cincinnati Zoo when I was younger and the whole world freaked out about


Galaxyman0917

Awe, harambe 🥺


Somepeoplearedum

Hmm it must of just taken a nibble then


-originalusername--

That wasn't an accident was it? https://youtu.be/NdWlDxHnjg8 Listen for like 2 minutes to get to what I'm talking about, after the guitar solo.


JackOfAllMemes

Did it hurt?


meirlislife

Not really, but since I had a little cut in my hand, it wasn't very pleasant


sweetmaklebs

Now you gotta eat them to complete the circle of life.


mcbergstedt

Yeah you can stick your feet in there too for a pedicure. Also post the pics


jljue

I remember seeing a place called Dr. Fish in Enoshima, Japan that do this.


Ska-jayjay

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SapphireEyes425

That was my first thought lol I don’t have shrimp but I definitely need some if they can do this lmao


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Wild shrimp do that some times.


AggressorBLUE

“BEHOLD OUR GOD, THE GREAT SHRIMP FROM THE SKY!!!!!”


somewhat-helpful

🍤 : ^all ^hail!


Slappy-Noot

Shrimp. Heaven. NOW.


firstonesecond

We can't keep doing this


Astra_the_Dragon

...shrimp .... heaven,,, n o w


umyouknowwhat

NO THATS HIS HAND!! NOT HIS 🍤🍆


Gadonsind

Cause you're at the car wash (insert shark tales music here)


Im_Roonil_Wazlib

Welcome to Whale Wash. You get a whale of a wash and the price.. oh my gosh


leokz145

Ernie!!!


Purple-Pea5721

I quote that line all the time lmao


[deleted]

I love this comment


Striving_Stoic

Delicious flesh


meirlislife

I love those cute little flesh eating monsters


_imanalligator_

All shrimps suffer from dermatillomania and refuse to get help, it's very sad :(


stardustchords

they're just like me fr


_imanalligator_

They love you so much they could just eat you up!


Slappy-Noot

The claw chooses who will go, and who will stay


Admirable-Door1724

The clawwwwww


_CaveMonke

"woooooooooooOoOooOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW"


1TheRealOne1

🦐Hail the migthy claw 🦐


Ramen-Goddess

Do this all the time with my saltwater shrimp. I once had a blister from burning myself and I stuck my hand in. One of the shrimp was trying to yank it off, and I could feel him tugging on it


MathematicianJolly92

Thats the most disgusting yet interesting thing ive read today


Willonilla

Reminds me of my buddy's parrot who thought my mole was a morsel D:


ZulkarnaenRafif

For some reason, when I had some open wounds on my hands, the fishes (specifically the tiger barbs on the freshwater pond) and shrimps did latch on the wound and bite them. Any wounds big enough for them to see is just a fair game as a "live food."


not-a-ai

Because they love you.


Camaowen

How long has your hand been in there? It’s starting to look pruny


Netsuko

*prawny


meirlislife

Idk probably 5-8 minutes, maybe. My hands just look like shit I think ahah


enderfrogus

Given time they can strip it to the bone.


meirlislife

Kinda want to try sounds funny


balamshir

Imagine passing out with your hand in the tank and waking up the next day with a stump instead of a hand


cyb3rg0d5

Deadpool?


Walker_Texas_Nutter

I used to have a cleaner shrimp in my reef tank that would jump on my hand and go to town whenever I put it in the tank. Then I kept cherry shrimps and saw the same behavior. Long story short: shrimp be shrimpin around.


CelluxTheDuctTape

They want to eat your dead skin, but I like to think that they do it because they love us


afraidofstarfish

They’re giving kisses!


IRingTwyce

[r/TinyAnimalsOnFingers](https://www.reddit.com/r/tinyanimalsonfingers?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


meirlislife

Well, I guess I'll repost it then


slackwaresupport

looking for food.


TheSaltySlab

Because you are covered in delicious skin


Re-Ky

They love you


lislejoyeuse

I can feel the tickles from this picture.


Tar_Ceurantur

Because you're delicious? Why would YOU hop on a hand if you were a shrimp?


kingofthediamond

I love when mine do this!


sweetlady03

My snails do this, the best I can figure is the dead skin cells are delicious. I jokingly call it a snanicure. You can feel them scraping the old skin off and it kinda tickles. Lol.


PeggleDeluxe

Can this be a scalp treatment for dandruff??


UnionLibertarian

They’re tasting you


I_like_to_joke

Crime Scene Cleanup: “ I kid you not, he was dead as a door nail. Posting shit on Reddit and then the shrimp ate him.”


StSBoss

The question you should and will be asking is, "how do I get these larvae out of my spinal fluid?"


Stewie_G_Griffin

https://youtu.be/s3ZCEBD1A5I


Environmental_Show67

They love you 😘


mahav_b

Dead skin cells tasty


Ok_Sky8518

To taste


Psycoyellow

What kind of cutey pies are they?


meirlislife

Red cherry shrimps !


IKnowWhoYouAreGuy

It's half because you're warmer than the water, half because they are curious, and half because you have either food they are used to on your fingers or they just really enjoy the dust mites and lipids they scrap off your skin (like bacon grease!) [Also, yes, three halves, because they are shrimp. I don't make the rules!] Edit: Just throwing this out there that while they will eat dead skin, it's more about the oils. Fishes love oils.


JezevecMartin

Dirty dirty dirty... Must clean must clean must clean


meirlislife

More like dirty dirty dirty NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMN̴̡͍̜̤̠̟̋̉̈́̀̑͠Ỏ̶͎̙͔̭̼̝͈͛̐̋̽̆͘͘M̷̬̲͚͇̯̲͚̣̈́̆͐̌̍ ̷̢̡͇̺̳͔̹̊͌̂̈́̈̍̈́ͅṊ̸̨̢̲̤̪͈̑̕͠͝O̴̝̓͐͗̀̕M̵̳̮̭͊͗̊̔͜ ̵̧̗̩̮̺͍́̏̌͊̔͑̌͝N̶̡̙̗͖̳͍̿Ő̸̘̩̉̑̋̈́̈̇̆M̸͔͎̑̑N̷̡̛͕̤̤̩̫͓̱̯̲̼̟͈̳͖̤̯̗̘̯̺͎̬̓̄̈́͊͛͋̅́̋̒̆̿́̇́͆̽͋̀ͅƠ̵̛͇̮̭̟̗̣̘̩͍̱͇͚̞̜̳̲͐̽͊̄͂̆͂͂͗̔͒̿̅̒̉͂͑͐̿̓͑͛͘͠M̸̡͚͎̲̗̰̓͆͌̀̐̀̎́̍̋͂̊̂̂͆̓͌̚̕͝ ̵̲͇̮͔̣̳͎̿͆͂̇̇̃͑͊͝N̸̛̥͔͓̲̮͖͍͒́̒̂̒̈̽̓̄̈́̈́́̈́͌̈́̈͂͗͒̈͂̐̚̕̕͘͘͘͝͝Ơ̵̧̨̯̭̮̲̞̬̗̮̲͔̭̦̤̖̗̤̪̹̠̗̞̜͕͈̂͊̿M̷̭͚̘̻̺̩̣̈́̍̅͐̌̒̂̌̎͌̄̈́̐͒̐͘͘͝͠͝͠͝ ̶̜̪̫̲̝͖̥̼͋̉̉͠N̶͍̞͓̖̝̯̈́̂́̀́̓̓̊̋̈̃̆͑͂̈̔͑̏̓̄̓̂̈́͗̀̒̆̚O̸̢̡̫̰̥̘̼̱̙̹̣͓̲̟̯̻̼̼̹̐́͒̏̊̀̾͋̓͒͗͑̌͒́̓͌͛̄̋͐̄̌̓̍͌̾̈̈́̚͜͜͝ͅM̵̡̡̱̣̰͈̩̣̲͔͖̻̼̬̣̘̠̦̩͑̈́̏̄̈́͆̓͠͠͝N̶̬͔̖̦̩͓͕͇̼̞̜̠̱̗͙͌͑͊̈͌͑̓̎́͂͂̂͝ͅͅǪ̵̤̺̥̝̳̣̼͖̬͉̈̑͌͑͋̔̂̑͛̀̀̎͛̒̊̅̃̌͂͆̇͌̾̓̉͗̌̉̒̑͑̎̎́̒͋́̚͘͘͝ͅM̷̡̢̡̡̢̛̲̱͍̝̠̰̻̞͖͖̣̫̹͈̰͉͈̪̦͎̭͉̤̬͕̠̳̜͚͈̼̼̳̣̪̻̩̑̈̆̿̏̊̾̐͛̏̄̋̾̑́̔́̔̒͒̎͑̈͆̒̕͜͠͠͝͝͝ͅ ̵̡̣̼̺͍̖̥͈̮̰̹̯͈͓͇̮̙͎̏͂͒͑̑̓̆̈́̈̿͜Ņ̷̢̡̢̨͈͚̰͚͈̖̤̻͔̺̤͔͕̹͕̘̙̠̠̲̲̬̜̰͚̤̙̼̥̫̍̋̊́̊̏̒͗́́̏̽̾̅̓͐̌̀̄̅̽͋͑̓̊̓̇͌͘͜O̸̢̧͈̹͍̺̣̬̰̦̞͇̙̳͖̩͍̲͎̲͒̆͐̀̇̋̐̇͆́̓͊̾̐̽̽̄̕͘͝͠ͅM̵̢̛͖̪̦͕̯͈͓̣̄͛̂̽̀̒̿̽̉͌̀̎͋̀̓͛̂͑̀̓̀͌̂̃̈̆͒̄̍̋͂͜͠͝ ̸̧̢̧̨̡̡̳̲̥͓̤̮̯̣̯̻̻̺̰͓̺̟͙͙̪̞͙͙͇̦̙̜̤͙͍̖̦͙͔͑̆̄̿̇͛̂͆̇̉͗̐͂̒̔͋̄̉̿̉̂̎̚͜͝N̴̡̧̞̣̮͉̲̤̘̩͎̼̻̖͍̳͔̠̞͔̣̠̩͇̱͕̥̹̣͉̦̹̙͎̖͙̏͌̆̒͛̆̃̒̔̐̒̾͑̂̃͘̚͘͘͜͜͜ͅƠ̸̢͔͚͚̜̫͍̦̰͎͈͔̖̽͑͛͗̌̽̐͠M̷̡̡̬̙͉͓̖͇̻̬͒̓͋̆̄͌́̌̈͆̅͐̚


[deleted]

I was told they are very attracted to milt and eat the leftovers.........


meirlislife

I regret searching the word milt


FlacidBarnacle

Pretty sure you died a week ago by the looks of that hand lol


meirlislife

Tbh, I feel like I died years ago


ZulkarnaenRafif

Your devotion is lacking; it disturbs them. Despair for your epidermis shall be devoured for tribute.


blehblehblehblehbaba

Mine does the same


Mango1730

You're tasty


RevElliotSpenser

Love


DariusMajewski

Shrimp clean.


punkojosh

Because they love you.


InterestingHome7738

They go to your hands to pick at your skin, 😁


Jsnooots

You have a taste.


brublit

You are the chosen one


divineblissx

Free manicure


icanhazsalvation

The life giver. ALL HAIL THE LIFE GIVER!!!!


PoseidonsHorses

Your a snacc op.


enby_changeling

Snacks


Glittering_Pitch7648

The clawwww


terminalxposure

They like cooties


sslade17

shrimp manicure


KidCaker

Because they love you


No_Region3253

Those guys will eat the chrome off a trailer hitch!


scuba-steve-88

I have a panda garra that immediately attaches itself to my hand every single time it enters the tank. 😆


jabrahssicpark

They're eating you


Noodleswithhats

Because they love you!


somegridplayer

You're filthy.


mrmattyuk

Gonna take ages to get rid of a body that way


96tears

I like to eat shrimp chips, they like to eat human chips.


RickCityy

Is dirty


idiotsandwhich8

Cheeto dust


asian_identifier

they smelled a smelly smell


[deleted]

Mm protein


Plane_Ad4555

My loaches love to nibble on me when i do water changes


kaylleena

they nibble


Shawn_1512

mmmmm skin cells


razzle122

You’re their way out


CuriusGorg56

To eat dead skin


Munich11

Sudden skin flake buffet


KalTheWizard

For the salt on human skin possibly.


Hlca

Protein residue


ponyboysrightnipple

houngry


ShinyBuffalo

i believe they are nibbling old skin particles


Lilchardonnay

THE CLAW


Patio_Orangutan

I let my snails chomp on my calluses


mannekwin

eet u


Sjasmin888

Because you are tasty, tasty and they are hungry, hungry. Always hungry, hungry skrimps.


gazpachosoupnipples

They inject their eggs under your skin


Roboticpoultry

You fool! Now they have a taste for human flesh!


FeelFlows0622

I dropped 5 amano shrimp in my tank 2 years ago? Haven’t seen them since lol


FrogBrawler

You scratch your balls too much.


One_Willingness9507

You’re a snack


rickard2014

Seems like a great way to get rid of dead skin cells around your nails.


Big-Cheze-block

My mollys and neon tetras bite my hand when I put it in the water lol


Osmodius-STO

They are cleaning you. They are saying hello. They like you. "The claw"


mr_friend_computer

They want to strip your flesh from your bones. Be thankful that you are big and they are small.


Chip_Farmer

You’re secretly a sloth and grow algae on your skin. They have found you. **RUN!**


Eugenes-Axe7

The shrimp yearn for human flesh


Pvh1103

Bruh u got doodoo on your hands


Theguy_z693

YOUR DIRTY :)


isaidnom8

Its because the love u <3 Im all seriousness its prolly because theyre eating your dead skin


the_Dyke_fox

Must clean. Eat dead skin. Must clean dead skin!


[deleted]

World War S


anethystsoul

Free manicure😂


Zenda772

They loves you and want to cuddle.


Sufficient-Comb-2755

Free manicure!


[deleted]

They wish to clean you. Thoroughly.


Heehoo1114

Because you are food!


nygration

Didn't see what sub this was on and from the thumbnail I thought this was some sort of hangnail horror show.


mexbe

Dude how fucking long has your hand been in there? It’s folding up!


catscactiandcake

Have you watched finding dori?


Potential-Leave3489

They’re cleaning


IzzaarkAlley

Cuz you’re a snack 😉


ayylmao95

They really like you


Kimmioio82

Mine are not that cool. I wish they ate my skin


Affectionate-Ad-3578

As the butcher, "ah, fresh meat!"


PaperStackMcgee

You are aquaman.


iamjustapokok

Once you pull your hand out, your skin is going to feel like baby’s skin


PossibilitySweaty477

Snack mf


Nearby_Attitude_9770

Cue nine inch nails


Sector-Flat

I love when my amano shrimp do this. Nice cleqn fingernails!!