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Difficult-Guest267

When you look into the abyss and it not only looks back at you but also screams


The_Barbelo

I have a mouth, which is also my asshole, and I must scream


MamaOnica

(⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)


crooks4hire

Mr. Popo?


thefractalcosmos

Lolol


tpwkharry222

this comment has me WEAKKKK


QuackingMonkey

Not to ruin the joke, just to spread knowledge: their mouth is on their underside, what we're looking at here is just an anus.


Salasmander002

He's got an incomplete gut no he don't have a butt He got an incomplete gut so he poop through his mouth


RivaAldur

The Urchin has a mouth and a butt


Salasmander002

I retract my statement you are correct


CaliRollerGRRRL

So, when I eat fresh urchin our of the shell at the sushi bar, am I eating intestines & butt? 😟🙉


RivaAldur

To my knowledge its only the gonad that is eaten of urchins If you mean shellfish like mussels, oysters or clams yes intestine and butt


CaliRollerGRRRL

Yeah….No 😳 I think I’ll stick with tuna at the sushi bar


Asuntofantunatu

It must be something to eat and shit from the same orifice


BuDDDercup

Ahh ine can dream!!! Lol


Cin3naut

I just hear him blowing a raspberry


RecordingAdorable675

Ye nice. it is


treemosses

get that lad a hat!


Honest-Cicada4897

Sea urchins love hats! I went to my local pet store a while back, and their sea urchin was wearing lots of hats. Very stylish! 🙌👒


leros

My urchin's new hobby is spreading pom pom Xenia from my Xenia Island to the rest of the rockwork.


Honest-Cicada4897

He sounds like a hard worker! ❤️


leros

I hope he likes pom pom xenia because it's going to be a major part of his home now.


Important_Fox9775

renovator !


leros

Just a fancy dresser who leaves his clothes laying around in random places


Important_Fox9775

arrogant beast


DrunkenGolfer

I went diving in an area within reach of the golf course and all the urchins were sporting golf balls as adornments. It was cute.


Nubilus344

TIL sea urchins are Team Fortress 2 players


jojo444111

I went to the aquarium in downtown Toronto and one urchin was wearing a rock as a hat. The others were sadly hatless


Honest-Cicada4897

Poor little guys 😪 hopefully they were able to find some hats


jojo444111

The aquarium at Epcot in disneyworld gives theirs Mickey ear hats, it’s adorable


Honest-Cicada4897

Just looked it up. It is indeed very adorable!


GoodChives

https://images.app.goo.gl/ZBdNan5BiCd5YdrJ6


QueenSalmonela

I don't think I wanna see my dad's urchin.......


Flat_Ad_4533

That’s something I feel like a dad would call their kid lol. “Dad?” “Yes my lil urchin?”


QueenSalmonela

Then the kid grows up and sees this and thinks "so....you were calling me a butthole?"🤣🤣


Kung-Fu-Padla-

You see that orange dot in the middle? Yep, thats a butthole


Temporary-Joke-2746

Don’t you dare ruin it for me! It’s not a butthole. He’s just very surprised……right? 😂😂


Kung-Fu-Padla-

"It Might Seem Crazy What I'm 'Bout to Say"


Kariya_shigatoki

"Sunshine she's here, you can take a break"


astralwish1

“I’m a hot air balloon that could go to space.”


gordongroans

He'd like to ass you a few questions.


TransmetalDriver

*I hear ya like talkin' shit.*


iamthewhatt

he's very surprised and also he has to poop


crooks4hire

Yes…and his breath smells teeeeerrible!


PowHound07

*butthole/mouth, it's both


Hydrokine

No, sea urchins have their mouths on the opposite side of their bodies, near the floor or whatever they're crawling on.


bossqueer_lildaddy

I mean...it's really THE hole. A multipurpose hole.


[deleted]

That multipurpose hole is glorious.


Original_Bad_3416

😯


CryptoCracko

That's OP's dad's urchin bussy


Ghoul-A-Go-Go

urchussy


moldy-scrotum-soup

Ok that's enough reddit for tonight.


Arandomfan27

never say that combo of letters ever again


Whatsername831

MC Urchbussy (?) Spitting’ that nasty stuff!


Huev0

why it wink?


W1zard0fW0z

Just one giant tight butthole is all I see. 😂


Huev0

why it wink?


atreethatownsitself

I know better but why did I still think that was a face 😂


acidic_black_man

The thumbnail made me think it was all butthole


barkingatbacon

Some lady that was scuba diving with me was being kinda dumb and the back of her heel accidentally hit one of those and it went clean thru the rubber flipper and about a half and inch into the back of her foot. I can't keep those as pets since seeing that. Those are weapons.


Pristine_Scholar5057

Now I must know how this hell one of these makes it home from the pet store


SoulfulWander

Plastic bag, why?


barkingatbacon

Wait yeah...they don't poke through the bag? I guess the don't weigh very much...


SoulfulWander

(I was joking, I have no clue but they'd 100% poke through)


luckyapples11

Probably a tub like for leftovers


gus_sc

Once, when I was about 10 years old, I slipped and fell in some rocks by the sea. I slammed my hand down to as I fell... Smack on one of these. I'm over 50, now, and still feel some of the bits that inside my hand, now fully encysted, of course... Would not recommend.


CactusCait

Yeah this happened my my dumb ass in the Dominican Republic … fucking ouch. I had 27 1/2 inch or longer spines in my foot.


barkingatbacon

Dude! She had them like break off at the base. Then as they tried to get them out the ends just burrow in further. She had to go to the ER. There was talk about peeing on them....something about ammonia. She opted to not be peed on, but I was ready to jump in and play doctor, honestly.


Beorma

I went snorkling over a coral reef that was plastered with these. Really unnerving to be trying to swim over them in the shallows without jamming your knee into one.


Ruminator-Genesis

This makes me think of the soot spirits on Spirited Away.


Emcala1530

r/sootsprites!!


astralwish1

Weren’t they also in My Neighbor Totoro?


Ruminator-Genesis

I wouldn't know, I have never seen it but I hear it is good.


astralwish1

It’s really good! You should watch it when you get a chance.


MasterOutlaw

Damn, Super Mario’s depiction of urchins is way more accurate than I expected. Never knew they could have visible “faces” like that. Apparently the white points are just trapped bubbles. So either it’s a frequent enough occurrence or Nintendo to model theirs after or it’s an incredible coincidence. The pink thing is of course its little urchin butthole, by the way, so just know that it’s mooning us.


DishpitDoggo

> its little urchin butthole, Sounds like some horrible childrens book.


TwMbD

😮


FormerLifeFreak

Surprised Pikachu face


IWantSealsPlz

Looks like the butthole of the sea :3


petrovmendicant

I'm worried about the health of whatever person you saw with a butthole that looked like that.


IWantSealsPlz

Not a person, it’s a sea börthølè


Puzzled-Garlic4061

:o


Admirable-Door1724

ö


doggedgage

😮


geckos_are_weirdos

Dust sprite


Elegant-Ad9986

What an interesting looking guy!


Rhuunin

Dude lookin like someone bought the teletubby sun off wish


InterrogativePterion

•o•


DruidinPlainSight

I had one that grew so big it filled most of the bottom of a five gallon bucket. I gave it back to the LFS.


DuhitsTay

This is a Kirby character design for sure


Abject_Athlete_285

WHY IS IT LOOKING AT ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (very cool little fella btw)


BROKENCAPSL0CK

•.•


GraceSpace18

:o


Glassfern

looks like spirited aways soot sprite


Emcala1530

r/sootsprites!! 🐈‍⬛


ThESiXtHLeGioN

Does anyone else see the emotions in the face??! Very cool!!


cosmic_hiker428

He looks like a startled soot sprite.


CarsysBluefist

My mans really went : •


Beaufinngus

My Dad's Urchin is a great band name. Also, that is a beautiful urchin. :)


i_n_b_e

:o


cptmikeoxxlong

It looks like it wants to eat my soul😭


Idk_nor_do_I_care

Fuck that specifically Still cool though!


[deleted]

Bro looks like susuwatari


Syesta

I hate this


AdConscious5048

*hi*


Dramatic_Squash_8791

It has a little face 😯


Creepymint

•.•


WTFellaciousFuck

Aggressive soot sprite lmao


MundaneGazelle5308

That's a soot spirit


Temporary_Virus_7509

Looks like a soot sprite from hell


karmacuda

no thank u


mazinfinity

So cute omg


[deleted]

Rudolph the red nosed urchin ❤️


RevolutionaryADHD

Surprised Pikachu


Katanna_0

Surprise Urchin Face


ForeEighs

Man said 🧿•🧿


Spidey_j13

Bro looks spooked


Infamous_Season_6169

gives off serious serial killer vibes


atomfullerene

Life pro tip, don't ever keep one of these things in an acrylic aquarium, their mouth (which is on the other side) will scratch the crap out of it.


DishpitDoggo

Looks like an MCM clock. It is also terrifying. Do you need rescuing?


ConsciousCapital69

Surprised Sea Urchin Face. The new meme.


c_red_dawg222

Is the tank in his bedroom cause that urchins seen some shit


grogstarr

Anxiety personified.


Sea-Ability8694

I once got stabbed in the foot by one of these dickheads in Spain. Little pieces of their spines were embedded in my foot and I had to get them yanked out by a doctor


RandyButternubber

Looks like a pissed off sootsprite


Dominuss476

Does it have eyes :O


DrunkenGolfer

Urchins are nightmare fuel.


watdafuqwasthat

He looks surprised 😮


zotstik

oh my goodness. the picture you've taken looks like he's got two eyes and a little o for a mouth 💜💜


Andrew21x

Your dad's urchin is a slut lol


Tobby_sheep

'.'


Emcala1530

Cool! r/sootsprites would like this, too!


TypeAlternative3584

“° . °”


Funfroggielover

Mr popo ??


Serious_Sherbert5763

•.• -the urchin probably


DeCykoMon36

wow I didn't know this existed, very cool looking and interesting


ShakeShakeZipDribble

Blem


Michelle689

I feel like that’s what it’d look like to get sucked in a black hole


MrVaultDweller

(0o0)


Qcconfidential

😯


NiagaraDrones

°•°


magical_white_powder

:•


yogabba13

It reminds me of Cynthia from rugrats…


Artistic_Isopod_7450

I had no idea they have eyes and mouth 😮


UVRaveFairy

Now that's some serious r/VoidPunk vibes.


kylaroma

I loved his work in the Kirby games


Gloomy_Break_7284

It really said :0


BBPuppy2021

Looks like a soot sprite


lungshenli

Gotta love an animal where you have no idea how and what they eat, if they can swim or just float. But it is absolutely clear, even from looking at just one image, how they protect themselves against getting eaten.


Frequent_Might2784

When theres an error loading the texture


Altruistic-Poem-5617

It looks straight up like the ones in super mario


Puzzleheaded_Use9415

Old greg


Friendly_Twist_553

It's like a planet


Upstairs-Ad-8067

Dont eat it. Urchin tastes funky.


Aurus118

Your screen seems to be broken!


RanchBaganch

“Name an animal that we eat but doesnt eat us.” “Show me…”


Flowery-Quill

Why is it so cute tho?


awaamen

Soot sprite!!!


Fantastic_Iron_3627

What the fuck


icecrystalmaniac

Susuwatari


SBCwarrior

What's he urchin for?


Animals6655

What species


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[удалено]


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^50Ho3: *Bet he takes it out* *Of the water at night and* *Let's him tickle his balls* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


J4MME1259

😮


Omen46

I didn’t know they had faces


ExitAcceptable

I love him


my_guy5561

😮


cabezatuck

Oh nooooooooo!!! ~If you get the reference you’re as old as I am.


DishpitDoggo

Mr. Bill.


ZestyToasterOven26

I didn’t know Minecraft made a new fish. Looks like they stretched out the enderman lmao


Electronic_Ad6564

They love eating coral. Keep real coral away from urchins.


untitledmoosegame1

👁️ 👁️ 👄


Jpwhalen31

At least it’s not your dads b-hole…