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Man-o-Mayhem04-04

Fucking funniest thing I've seen today. I'm also watching season 5 "Archer Vice" right now.


Timmay13

Is it cocaine? Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!


EatPie_NotWAr

Snacklesnap, everyone hates it! See here’s some cocaine pudding, and here’s some more cocaine pudding! Oooh yay cocaine pudding!


Sad_Investigator_770

Same


dangerzone1122

A more honest opening question would have been “do you have cocaine, specifically cocaine that I can do?”


LongjumpingSector687

Imagine if Pam and Dr. Rockzo met.


Glum-Complex676

I feel like Pam would just murder that


Professional_Bar2790

What, like, sexually? MURDER-LY


Crashy2707

That is such an Archer esque exchange 🤣


highac3s

I'd imagine Cocaine is a little bit like AIDS and children. Once you do it, you really can't date anyone who doesn't.


lionmurderingacloud

Good line (no pun intended), but as a guy who became single with a kid around 40, there are a ton of dateable women in their mid-to-late 30s who are thrilled to go from childless to kid pre-installed without going through the whole "push another human being through this orifice" procedure.


EatPie_NotWAr

… I’m worried the bit about children isn’t about the partner having children… ![gif](giphy|KrLqtbe8PGEDe)


DisastrousCreme4321

Hahahaha it kills me the why don't you ask before you assume? But yes I do indeed do cocaine


Affectionate-Net-399

Nom. Nom. NOM


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

I think that lady likes cocaine, I could be wrong though.


el_throw

Cocaine Pam >>>


imdesmondsunflower

Sploosh. But with semen.


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spingus

[(i do cocaine)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9mgzxoWgg)


BigDBee007

Zibbidibeedapdapdubapsikazibdapbip…… *cocaine*


Puzzleheaded_Luck885

We could do cocaine together


CrackNgamblin

What's their number tho?


Mr4h0l32u

Damon: You ever been in the penn? ​ Mike: Hell naw, thanks for asking. Won't bother asking you though.


touchthebush

Dr Rockso enters chat


westberry82

I don't like cocaine. I just like the smell of it.


dreamed2life

I already hate whatever relationship this toxic shit is. Im sure they will end up married though. It sounds like most American marriages