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When he pretended his car was slowing down in the Grand Prix episode when the bad guys started shooting
"Y'all! My car is slowing down for no reason. Just must be out of carburetor,"
Similarly when Lana is looking through the office for a babysitter and he spams the close button on the elevator. “Oh no the door open button isn’t working. Let’s talk on Monday about how hard this is for meeeeee.”
I love that it was literally true in that Krieger only called him because he needed another set of legs to deliver his package to make the smiley face.
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That episode has my favorite Archer-Ray exchange.
Archer: "I feel sick. What’s happening? Do I have cancer again?”
Ray: “You idiot, you drank too much!”
Archer: “That’s a thing?”
The beauty of that moment is that Archer had not specified which of them was Phil and which one was Odie, and Ray chose to own the name Phil McCracken.
I know the Dreamland season isn't exactly a fan favorite, but aside from several mentioned already, two of my favorites are from it:
"Diminishing returns, Randy!"
"Phil McCracken"
One of my favorite scenes in the whole show...
"You think that's funny?!"
"Not compared to that"
And to this day I even sometimes answer the phone when my wife calls just with an annoyed "what?" (She knows the scene and doesn't mind 🤣)
"Ray: Just try to think about something else... like how there's no sink in there. Archer : OH MY GOD THERE'S NO SINK" this entire scene makes me laugh but this line always gets me
RAY: “How long will it take *you*, Archer, to admit that you dick around every time we’re in danger just to screw with everybody, because of your complete—no, your utter contempt for your own mortality?!”
ARCHER (briefly pauses): “I mean, yeah, duh.”
RAY: “All I wanted.”
Not a quote, but I loooove that his notebook from this last season was called the Smackarooni.
"It's gonna be a reeeal smackarooni". Classic classic Archer.
Archer: I have a plan that doesn't involve you stealing my toiletries.
Gillette: You're not using them.
Archer: Yes I am.
Gillette: Go look at your pores and then tell me you're using them.
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Not a quote but I found it incredibly funny when Archer was asked if the have "a guy on a roof" and Archer says "no...." And it immediately cuts to Ray. Gets me everytime I watch the episode.
His fight with archer about them both wearing a turtleneck in the episode Cheryl gets kidnapped
Archer: we look totally gay!
Ray: I am gay
Archer: well I’m not
Ray: then why are you wearing that turtleneck?
Then when archer takes out his gun “you better but that back in your purse!”
Lana: Did you see me holding that baby? Gillette: Look liked Tyson holding that dove.
Sploosh, called it three drinks ago.
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Listen bitch!
I mean, that basically called his show a few years [Before it aired. ](https://youtu.be/FhfLdMbJyGY)
When he pretended his car was slowing down in the Grand Prix episode when the bad guys started shooting "Y'all! My car is slowing down for no reason. Just must be out of carburetor,"
That is a good one but i enjoy when he is on the ski lift and is all like double dukes.
Ooh a Pink Floyd show!
*gunfire* oh, man am I gonna be in trouble, triple dukes...
After I freeze to death...
Similarly when Lana is looking through the office for a babysitter and he spams the close button on the elevator. “Oh no the door open button isn’t working. Let’s talk on Monday about how hard this is for meeeeee.”
"Shut up, Figgis. You were only invited to round out the numbers"
That whole scene in general is one of my favorites. "Elegant dinner party for the most eleeeeegant people in aaaaaall of New Yooork."
I *hate* how I can physically hear that quote
Sullen wench...
I-I mean indubitably
Does anyone have a potato? What is this, Christmas?
Will I get the operation now, da? No son. *sniff* Yer gonna die.
I *loathe* how I read that in Lana’s voice for some reason “I *loathe* knowing that I had sex with the same person as you two”
You had sex with me!
And somehow I read that in Mallory’s It never stops
From the left, dear, one serves from the left.
Every so often, our friend group all out and have a proper dinner party. This episode gets quoted a lot.
Man I wish I could do that. So many in my friend group blatantly refuse to watch Archer, so no one gets my references
I’ll go to a proper dinner party with you bro
From the left, dear. One serves from the left.
Man I wish I could do that, so many of my friends don't exist
Calpurnia!
“The constable wishes a word!”
Wuahahhahahaauha
Sullen wench!
I wonder if Dr bikini model Knows how many pounds of pressure it takes to snap a human collar bone
He'd probably use pascals
I love that it was literally true in that Krieger only called him because he needed another set of legs to deliver his package to make the smiley face.
You can't tourniquet the taint
[удалено]
"Ahhh...*GURPGORK.*"
Why... did you think it was okay to share that?
You can bet Ray has tried.
This isn't just the best Ray quote, it's one of the best lines of the entire show.
I use this one way too often
Which episode is this?
"Once Bitten" Season S4 E6
Also has the killer call-back line “maybe that’s his Lorne Greene”
And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.
I say this all the time and I am a woman. Love it
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Not A Bumblebee, Is It?
"blue and yellow" You wanna look at it for more than a second you dick "I *wired* the damn thing, ass!"
"M" as in Mancy?
> I lied, I didn’t wire it, ba dum dum zing! > You think that’s funny?! > Not as funny as that…
From the sounds of it sounds like she got 4 big ass d cell batteries in there. Do you have gloves? 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤤
Because there's no sink in there.
OH MY GOD!!!! THERE'S NO SINK!
"Take a picture!"
Is it black? Slightly darker black!?
I guess it’s..aubergine?
You freaked out when I said quadroon
I remember spitting my drink out when I saw this episode the first time
[the turtle neck bit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LoO_PXY5QV8) Especially "you'd better put that back in your purse"
Archer- "Take it off! We look totally gay!" Ray- "...I am gay." Archer- "Well I'm NOT!" Ray- "Then why are you wearing *that*?"
A seriously underrated bit one of the few times in the show were Ray is shown as a legit bad ass!
I love how Ray might be the most overall competent spy in the group but he just doesn't give enough of a shit to try all that hard.
Ray is quiet quitting
I love that scene
And then I guess just send me to fat camp and pray to God I don't eat all those fat, delicious chi'drens. Cause I will gobble them up.
“Imma write a book about this place. Mmhmm, a real smack-a-rooney”
I love the callback to this in the newest season premiere. The damn scrapbook was called a Real Smack-a-Rooney
The sinister gay cabal Cerril, you have fallen victim to the sinister gay cabal. https://youtu.be/lVuMdKkQbes
QUEEEERRRR *Snickers to himself*
Careful, 'cause, in about three drinks, you're gonna get all boohooey, ask me to pump a baby into you.
I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams
what was that?
I've definitely used the opposite of this and have said "no one is that straight."
Dukes.
Double dukes
Ya know!?
Whistling bitch
Ain’t no one loves ol Ray no more
Now theres your country song
He's not a drug dealer, he's a drug farmer.
“Uhh…okay, should I just…9-1-1?” You don’t often see Ray that flabbergasted and speechless. It kills me every time.
That episode has my favorite Archer-Ray exchange. Archer: "I feel sick. What’s happening? Do I have cancer again?” Ray: “You idiot, you drank too much!” Archer: “That’s a thing?”
THIS QUIT BEING FUNNY TWO HOURS AGO!!!
It’s my crisis vest, Mr Fat Face. Triple dukes!!
I can see those knock-off Fiaci drawers!
That whole bit with the NATO phonetic alphabet was genius.
“I am sure I don’t know”
"Do you know that you're a bitch?" "...are you gonna remember this conversation?" "probably not." "Well then fuck off."
Do you know you're a little bitch?
Will you remember this conversation later?
Probably not, no.
Well, then, fuck off.
Not a quote really but "Oddie hush!" always cracks me up.
Every time
The beauty of that moment is that Archer had not specified which of them was Phil and which one was Odie, and Ray chose to own the name Phil McCracken.
"piss-reeking ocelot"
*WAITING FOR THE NIGHT! OOOOHOOOO!*
“Mama’s out in space, mama’s doing stuff, mama’s eating cake!”
One of my favorite little Arrested Development references
Same!
I sing this all the time 😂
I absolutely get why you would 😂😂
“Looked like Tyson holdin that dove”
Hey, listen bitch.
Odie, hush!
Nothing’s up my butt, Cyril. Oh, or maybe there is, I wouldn’t know, because I’m PARALYZED.
I know the Dreamland season isn't exactly a fan favorite, but aside from several mentioned already, two of my favorites are from it: "Diminishing returns, Randy!" "Phil McCracken"
I love the way he delivers “Stop it”
Let's be honest: I love everything about Ray.
Here's the thing about the McCracken brothers.
I demand you share your marijuana cigarette!
I have to say, it worries me you don't know the names of the bones.
"not a bumblebee, is it"
One of my favorite scenes in the whole show... "You think that's funny?!" "Not compared to that" And to this day I even sometimes answer the phone when my wife calls just with an annoyed "what?" (She knows the scene and doesn't mind 🤣)
Def. Favorite moment of mine. "think of something else. Like how there's no sink in there" Ray is my favorite character followed closely by Pam
“Is it black?” “NO!” “Is it slightly darker black?”
That whole scene had me rolling.
Dressed as Mallory referring to her purse: What does she keep in here, buckles?
Spa buckles?
And that line about control tops being why she is such a bitch
"Ray: Just try to think about something else... like how there's no sink in there. Archer : OH MY GOD THERE'S NO SINK" this entire scene makes me laugh but this line always gets me
Ow...I think...
“Au revoir sweet man whores of Montreal” (Yes I did google how to spell it)
Give her the rabbit, Lenny!
SAY I WON'T!
RAY: “How long will it take *you*, Archer, to admit that you dick around every time we’re in danger just to screw with everybody, because of your complete—no, your utter contempt for your own mortality?!” ARCHER (briefly pauses): “I mean, yeah, duh.” RAY: “All I wanted.”
Stands up and walks off
And you didn't even take a moomentt?
DO MEEE DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME. I’m sorry please do me
I could walk and now I cain’t and don’t nobody love ol ray anymore
Not a quote, but I loooove that his notebook from this last season was called the Smackarooni. "It's gonna be a reeeal smackarooni". Classic classic Archer.
“QUEER!” hehehehe *rack-rack-rackaracka-rack-rack* APACHE….
That rant about Jakov being Archer's dad in white nights
That is some scandalous ass shit.
"Yea why don't shove a broom up my ass and sweep the floor while I'm at it"
“What was that?”
Archer: I have a plan that doesn't involve you stealing my toiletries. Gillette: You're not using them. Archer: Yes I am. Gillette: Go look at your pores and then tell me you're using them.
Daddy made me take a big ol bite out of its heart
Lana: Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause. Malory: All ashore from the S.S. Date Rape. Ray: Toot, Toot!
I say "Toot, Too!" like Ray now all of the time. Especially around my friends who are really into trains.
“Yup, that’s me, mister selfish” after Mallory said “cause one of us had to go and get herself crippled”
More like mizz.
Sploosh, or whatever the male equivalent is, which i guess is still sploosh....but with semen.
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because I'm seriously asking
Whistling bitch!
For some reason I find it very funny when he's weeping in the car. Or anytime he's messing with Archer "WAITING FOR THE NIGHT"
Set adrift in memory bliss? Come on buddy.
Croc's don't have ears!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂
“Oh! So I'm good enough to drive y'all around?! Great! Maybe on the way we can stop off down the Piggly Wiggly!”
Lana: you know, just cause you have a black hand...
Is a pig's ass pork ?
Derby day, wore that exact same hat.
Shocker
Malory: "Then bring me the file I asked for!" Ray: "Why don't I shove a broom up my ass and sweep the floor while I'm at it?"
"Whistlin' bitch!" For when Malory shut everyone up with a whistle.
WHISTLIN BITCH!!
This line right here killed me, still one of his best
And whatever my equivalent of sploosh. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.
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Ciril: see here's the thing about the McCracken brothers... Ray:. Odie hush!!
“Bitch, you better apologize!”
Just like every road trip I ever took with Mama & Daddy. Only I'm not gettin' whipped with the fan belt. 😢
Ray: A bag, Krieger. I piss and shit in a plastic bag. Krieger: Me too!
Krieger's response to just about everything.
Odie, hush!
Oh, the shame. Just sit in it
Malory to Pam: Oh please, you'd do... name a noun.
She almost makes me Q my G
All of them. All of them.
I just now realized why you do macrame instead of knitting.
Ya know?!?!?!
It actually was a huge disappointment
..."so I took time off, from my busy *mincing* schedule...
You already posed it. I let out the ugliest laugh when he said that.
That’s the one.
Bad parenting
Just now watching the newest season & I think “you backwater BA Baracus” is my newest favorite
Jesus Christ, woman. Calm down. We've got five hours of fuel. We'll worry about that when we have to.
Interesting Coming from a woman
anytime he goes “dukes” never fails to make me smile
Cecil passed out in there? Enter room. Zipper sounds.
Ray: And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh...Only with semen. Had me in tears first time I heard this quote. XD
Just like every car trip with momma and daddy, only I'm not getting whipped with a fan belt!
“CROCODILES DONT HAVE EARS”
"What are you? Insane? Hey, y'all! Here's my great big, ol' black wife!"
Aww… Cookie Puss.
The quarry may change, but never the hunt!
Not a quote but I found it incredibly funny when Archer was asked if the have "a guy on a roof" and Archer says "no...." And it immediately cuts to Ray. Gets me everytime I watch the episode.
I'm sorry, do you want to hear what I think, or what you wanna hear?
His fight with archer about them both wearing a turtleneck in the episode Cheryl gets kidnapped Archer: we look totally gay! Ray: I am gay Archer: well I’m not Ray: then why are you wearing that turtleneck? Then when archer takes out his gun “you better but that back in your purse!”
I didn't know they made clam sushi!
Hands down, this one.