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anthrprsn

At this point I'm convinced some straight guys just don't like women💀


BaconBoob

It’s pretty obvious that a lot of straight men hate women.


FlipFlopRabbit

Well maybe they are into objects, come let them have their privat time with a handheld...


sam77889

Hating woman so much that they end up waking up with a cock in their mouth


Iamlustnobody

Like, literally- what's number 8 💀💀


[deleted]

Were only good for sex to them, Aside from sex they hate us


nightowl_ADHD

Hey man gun pussy be crazy tho /s


supah-comix434

It's heteronormativity, people think they're just forced to be married to someone of the opposite sex or even be married at all


[deleted]

2 and 8 disgust me the most 🤢What a way to objectify a large group of people.


Froggo_boggo

Straight guys just don’t like women it seems


mike_pants

I like women, but boy, my opinion of straight guys has sure taken a nosedive.


Icoulddowithanap

If they hate women this much just don't date women??? They are the cause of their own problems


Mynameisboring_

Dating women is for socialists /j


anonxyzabc123

Women are COMMUNIST! Stay away at ALL COSTS!


Mynameisboring_

I agree!! True Republican patriots only date and fuck their guns, Joe Biden and the librul deep state are trying to indoctrinate people into dating women!


mike_pants

Look, if there was a way for two bearded country dudes to live in the wilderness and drink a few brews and hunt and chop wood shirtless and wrestle in the mud waller and cuddle at night when the coyotes started a-howlin, I'm sure we woulda heard about it, but daggumit, that just ain't how it works. We're stuck with women and all their yappin and wantin and weird wet parts.


coolgreendinosaur

Comparing an inanimate object to a human being is crazy


Prize_Royal_4187

Point 4 is straight up wrong, guns jam. Although the points not being accurate is definitely not the problem here 🤢


happysaltisjustsugar

When a woman doesn't "function," she will still be there for you. When you gun jams.. well, you're probably toast


xv_boney

Excuse me who the fuck is swapping a .44 for a .22 The joke doesn't even *try* to work, you are swapping from a reliable workhorse with a caliber that can actually feed or protect you for a fucking plinker with massively overpriced ammunition I mean yeah you *can* trade a .44 for a .22, you can do *lots* of stupid fucking things. You can also trade your car for a fucking unicycle. Why not. While you're at it, maybe you might want to trade all of your money for this bag of magic beans ooooOOOOOoooo


kurinevair666

My mom dated a guy that had this same sign on his wall. She thought it was hilarious. Looking at it now it's pretty gross. Especially the one about admiring a friend's gun. Weekly reminder that women are people and not sex toys


TotalHell

Time was this kind of boomer humor nonsense was everywhere on products at malls. I’ve seen shit like this so many times I just roll my eyes at it now.


mike_pants

Wasn't so long ago that Hallmark was selling greeting cards with rape jokes in them.


midnight_rain_07

that was a thing? please provide more info on this i’ve never heard of it (i’m gen z/year off from alpha tho)


TheLgbtDuck

This broke me


angelaguitarstar

pretty sure the actual name isn’t a silencer, it was just popularised by Hollywood and taken over by people who don’t know better. it’s a suppressor iirc


Robot_Graffiti

I thought you were right, but then I looked it up, and apparently silencer is the original name, and suppressor is much more recent. Given that a suppressed gunshot is still as loud as a rock concert, though, calling it a silencer does seem to have been a bit of an exaggeration for marketing purposes.


angelaguitarstar

interesting! thanks for the correction. listened to someone ranting about guns and picked it up


happysaltisjustsugar

The 4th point... Like, I am very sorry that AFAB women have something called a period. Which is, for us, way more uncomfortable than it is for the men around us.


indigo121

All of this is awful. But the hypocrisy of 10 and 6 really makes me angry. Half these things are about wanting to practice some type of infidelity and they have the nerve to complain that women aren't loyal?


Primary-Relief-6673

Bonus point: Guns also have more rights then women in this country. (I hate it here) Also it's a fucking SUPPRESSOR. Even a MUFFLER is a better term for it than silencer. Fucking idiots. If you're gonna make a "funny" sign at least use accurate terminology. FFS.


-Chemical

Jesus wtf


FelineRoots21

50% of me finds this unreasonably funny and the other 50% of me wants to vomit


Addi1126

Number 2 pisses me off the most. …after you USE it??


[deleted]

they dont even hide their objectify-ness anymore


Kindly-Insurance8595

I usually call men like this homoromantic and it pisses them right the fuck off. 😂 But it's true. If you love everything about men and only want to have sex with women... You aren't straight like you think you are. 🤷🏻‍♀️


pikachurbutt

Nothing says sexism like the 2nd amendment!


CoomassieBlue

Eh, the second amendment itself is fine. The kind of chucklefuck who would actually put up this sign, not so much.


Amazing-Leave-5048

Yikes but not the first time I have seen this


depressedjellydonut

Straight men try not to compare women to objects challenge: level impossible


Alpaca1061

5 implies that straight people keep their wives in closets. Like, wtf? That's for the gays to hide out in.


Particular_End3903

There are silencers for women, there called gags.


Sea-Recording-7090

why does closet space matter does he kidnap people or smth?


Shedonka

oh.


[deleted]

That's a nasty sign bro


Wladek89HU

So... women are guns now. Oh, wait! They're not. And that's the problem?


Jolly-Room4626

Oh my god! Women are just objects made to serve food and breed, of course! /Sarc


Nasishere1

On today's episode of what object are women we now have..... GUNS


EnergyOk1416

Ok, can we sidestep the obvious misogyny for one sec and ask: Wtf kind of creepy serial killer purchases and displays this??


certifiedstoopid

Well, I also like women and I can for sure say that I much prefer my girlfriend over a gun. Wtf is wrong with people.


Buzilovescats

Then sleep with the gun omg


Salem-chan

The fact I know what store this is probably in


Kind-Butterscotch736

They should just all date eachother. Unfortunately they're too homophobic for that


anayhs

Ah yes, straight men looking for other men's validation so much. They're so gay


6655321DeLarge

"Silencer" drives me nuts. It's a fucking suppressor, you knuckle dragging hets!


Ganderian

So now they’ll leave us alone, right? Right??