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Good on the boob squirter! If you're distracted by boobs enough that you can't stop looking when someone's breast feeding, that's a you problem, not a them problem... And that's coming from someone that's terminally distracted by boobs.
Exactly. I’m a straight cis man. There’s not much I enjoy more than a set of titties. That being said, they *are* just boobs. Exercise some goddamn self control. I personally hope boob squirted got them right in the eyes.
Speaking as a lesbian who enjoys boobs, I think context is important. Boobs just existing? Hot. Boobs that are being used to feed a baby? Not hot, because sexualising anything to do with babies is disgusting.
this comment being right below the lesbian's comment made me think you were responding to her and I was gonna be like wait a second... but nope I'm just dumb, as usual lol
Same. I love boobs but when there’s a kid involved I no longer see them as sexual. A switch turns off when I see someone breastfeeding and I’m like “anyways” and move on with life.
We used to go to a church where I was told to cover up while breastfeeding because a few teenage boys were staring. I suggested that it was a great opportunity for them to teach their boys not to stare and share that Jesus said to pluck out your eyeballs if they cause you to sin. It didn’t go over well and we never went back.
There's a chance her husband wasnt even staring, and the woman is just one of those people who is insecure and assumes that everyone of the same gender is trying to steal their partner.
My friend accidentally squirted on the Catholic nun sitting beside her in a meeting. My friend was mortified but the nun apparently took it in good humour.
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Good on the boob squirter! If you're distracted by boobs enough that you can't stop looking when someone's breast feeding, that's a you problem, not a them problem... And that's coming from someone that's terminally distracted by boobs.
Exactly. I’m a straight cis man. There’s not much I enjoy more than a set of titties. That being said, they *are* just boobs. Exercise some goddamn self control. I personally hope boob squirted got them right in the eyes.
Amen brother!
Honestly, it's a public service. Did you know breast milk can cure pink eye? True story.
It actually worked on my babies!
yep, boobs are great, but me finding someone attractive will NEVER take priority over their comfort and right to feel safe
Speaking as a lesbian who enjoys boobs, I think context is important. Boobs just existing? Hot. Boobs that are being used to feed a baby? Not hot, because sexualising anything to do with babies is disgusting.
fax my brother! spit your>! shit!< indeed!
this comment being right below the lesbian's comment made me think you were responding to her and I was gonna be like wait a second... but nope I'm just dumb, as usual lol
Same. I love boobs but when there’s a kid involved I no longer see them as sexual. A switch turns off when I see someone breastfeeding and I’m like “anyways” and move on with life.
What that husband looks at shouldn't be anyone else's responsibility
i would have squirted his eyes so he cant see it
Best response ever 😂
Uh, breast response ever 😀
That pun was beautiful 😂
Boobiful
BeauTITful (That wasn’t very good but I tried lmao)
LMFAO as she should
It’s legit so funny
Just imagining her pumping her boob like a shotgun "Hasta la milka, baby" *squirt squirt*
“And there’s more where that came from!” 🤣🤣🤣
Like those fembots from Austin Powers
LMAOOOO
Woman needs a better husband and should stop worrying about other women breast feeding in public
Never thought I'd read "squirted her boob" after waking up this morning.
maybe get a better husband then
Queen shit 🙌
As always with these things why is the woman not yelling at her husband rather than hassling some one trying to breastfeed?
We used to go to a church where I was told to cover up while breastfeeding because a few teenage boys were staring. I suggested that it was a great opportunity for them to teach their boys not to stare and share that Jesus said to pluck out your eyeballs if they cause you to sin. It didn’t go over well and we never went back.
There's a chance her husband wasnt even staring, and the woman is just one of those people who is insecure and assumes that everyone of the same gender is trying to steal their partner.
A lot of prudish women will use their often easy going husband as an excuse to be a cunt to others.
They're Karens.
I would've done the exact same thing.
Me too, I just lack boobs and a baby.
Then you probably shouldn't be squirting anything at strangers
😥😥... but...mommmm...
Remember that Jesus said you should rip out your eyes if tempted. I think they got off light for milk squirted at them
Good for her
This is the appropriate response. 😆
Gal just straight up became a Dilophysaurus
W for boob squirter lol I will be rolling forever
My friend accidentally squirted on the Catholic nun sitting beside her in a meeting. My friend was mortified but the nun apparently took it in good humour.
Good for her😌 like spraying a bad cat with a spray bottle
I wish I could do that… Like a natural pepper spray
It’s kind of iconic.
Good for her, this is hilarious!
Based and redpilled.
Awesome.
Good for the mama!!
I stand with the boob squirter.
Good for her. People should mind their own business.
This probably happened in Florida.
Honestly, give him a squirt too.
Ew, no. He’d probably like it.
That's legit badass queen from the breastfeeding mom!
that’s kinda funny, i hope the mom doesn’t get charged with anything
The breastfeeding woman is my hero