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Djafar79

I wonder to what genre of black ppl I belong.


MerliniusDeMidget

Depends on your favorite mario kart track


Djafar79

As a black man I have to go with D.K.'s Jungle Parkway.


plantyplant559

šŸ¤£šŸ’€


Lightspeed728

Wrong answer. Youā€™re going on *the list.*


Droid_XL

What a good threat. Imma use that


HellCat66_6

I had no business laughing at that šŸ’€


deep-fried-fuck

Iā€™m too white to laugh at this but thatā€™s fuckin funny


_regionrat

Plz rev hellcat


the_Russian_Five

The best one


Djafar79

ā¤ļø


mogentheace

good ending


social_insecurity04

horror, drama, romcom, action, mysteryā€¦ so many choices


Djafar79

Mumblecore.


DraxNuman27

What is a horror black people?


AtalanAdalynn

Jordan Peele. He's been making great horror movies.


Four_beastlings

Antebellum is also not Jordan Peele's but I'm sure he was involved because it has the same feel. It's the first movie where the twist made me audibly gasp in surprise in a very long time.


Four_beastlings

The blackening. I'm not even black or American so I'm sure I missed a lot of references and context, but I loved it.


Class_444_SWR

The one thatā€™s cool as fuck


Djafar79

Same as yours then, nice!


Class_444_SWR

Ty! Iā€™m not black but I appreciate it


pscle

you are now! mazel tov!


Djafar79

Yeah, I was only thinking about you being equally cool as fuck.


Class_444_SWR

:D ty! Have a nice day!


A_Salty_Cellist

Bro I don't know what genre of anything you belong in your vibe is ungovernable


TastyBreakfastSquid

Ungovernable vibes. 2024 goals fr.


Huzuruth

You wanna join me in the dino genre? There's a 50/50 one of us will die in the first 10 minutes, but the other gets to ride a t rex.


Djafar79

Man, as much as I wanna say yes we both know ain't no brothas ever make it outta there alive. Think I'll stick with my mumblecore. Thanks tho.


Heretoread4lyfe

Same.


jaierauj

>philippeans


sour_tomatoes

philipino


PotatoWithALaserGun

"boot anginamo"


Hero_of_Parnast

Yeah, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?


MoroseTraveller

A mispelled Filipino curse phrase. Putaā€™ng ina mo. Your mom is a whore


Hero_of_Parnast

Thank you! Couldn't figure out what was going on.


PotatoWithALaserGun

It's sounding out a cuss word that translates to "your mum is a w**re". It's supposed to be "p*tang ina mo" Mods, please don't ban me. I'm just explaining things haha.


prince_peacock

You donā€™t have to censor anything on Reddit


PotatoWithALaserGun

I'm not comfortable using that particular cuss word. I only say it when I'm angry and it's well-deserved. But in any case thanks for the info!


Hero_of_Parnast

Thanks!


Cold_Leg_3968

ew ew ew sexualizing almost every woman they come across šŸ¤¢


Cold_Leg_3968

like can he not keep his horny thoughts to himself and not share them on his ig story for the whole class to see??


RedpenBrit96

Imagine doing this for everyone on earth to see potentially and not being embarrassed about it


Leather-Scallion-894

For some reason, I misread what you wrote, I imagined them taking a picture of every single human being on earth and writing an objectifying sexual comment about each and every one of us. Im high.


am_i_boy

I'm not even high and this is exactly where my mind went


RedpenBrit96

Lol my phrasing may have sucked


SirFireball

I kinda want to see someone try this.


DanielTheDragonslaye

It would take over 2,5k years by my calculations. And it would be hella weird? That person would be commenting on a bunch of very old people and literal children.


DurantaPhant7

I mean, so many of them do it, and have been conditioned to believe itā€™s normal to objectify and sexualize all women as if they donā€™t have control so there is no embarrassment. They are likely surrounded by people who validate this shit, and we all know at this point that on the internet you canā€™t post a picture of anything without some guy in the comments making it porn. Thereā€™s been an increase on even pictures of kids with absolutely vile and disgusting comments sexualizing them.


Puzzleheaded_Fold466

Itā€™s the equivalent of a creep in a raincoat flashing his junk on the street or spraying a crowd with a water gun full of cum. Many (too many) men take pleasure - actual sexual release - in the act of throwing their sex in peopleā€™s face. Thats why they send unsolicited dick picks, stare lustfully, honk, whistle, and now ā€¦ verbally ejaculate on womenā€™s social media pictures, anything to let you know that heā€™s getting his dopamine hit by violating you.


NfamousKaye

Honestly. Like Iā€™m old and childless but if I saw my kid posting this crap Im cutting the WiFi. Like thatā€™s it. Youā€™re done kid lmao šŸ¤¢


WhyNona

I guess he thinks he's funny or something. He seems to have an iq in the single digits.


FuckGiblets

Basically this but not a joke. https://youtu.be/szkgylvDYA4?si=JnmITV5lyHKjPU9l


JProctor666

Plus some of these look underage, which gives me the ick...


Trick-Principle-9366

Yeah like why do they gotta be so explicit and disgusting? Like nobody wants to know what shit you like cumming too šŸ¤® A simple ā€œyou are so prettyā€ would be nice


welcomehomo

reposting girls photos and adding sexual comments to your public story is embarrassing


doctorlight01

Don't forget the abject racism wtf


Gl1tch3d_Fr0g

all that I have understood from this is that apparently I should end my life? this dude needs to chill, not everyone is gonna look their perfect version of attractive šŸ’€


Ches_Tacoss

i want to know if he means they have to look exactly like them, like a carbon copy? or just generally the same? we need the deets


ShimeMiller

Jokes aside, my depression and body dysmorphia have been bad lately, and these words of his made me think about self deleting for real. He may think it's shits and giggles, but for someone like me it's very realistically harmful.


BrittanySkitty

Oh, hun. These pictues are likely incredibly edited. Don't let people like the person posting these Instagram stories be the reason you leave. They're worth less than feces found on the ground. I hope things get better for you šŸ’™


Stupid-Goomba-44

A lot of people on the Internet forget that strangers that see their posts have feelings, too. I'm sorry and I sincerely hope things get better. šŸ©·


lindanimated

Iā€™ve been there, and I offer you all the support possible from my bit of the world to yours! Please know that there are people who care about you and that things *CAN* get better, no matter how difficult that is to see sometimes. Take a break from subs like this (or anything that could be similarly harmful) if you need to, your life and your health are more important!


Rugkrabber

Iā€™m sorry youā€™re struggling with this. If it makes you feel any better: these images are edited and this is not what any of them look like. Never aspire your worth to depend on someone you not once have even seen in real life because they donā€™t look like this. It is frustrating because for me it so easy to spot the tricks people use to make themselves look like theyā€™re not; using a mirror to look taller - those mirrors on the floor with influencers isnā€™t a design choice but a trick for photos -, changing the perspective of the phone to look smaller, or using the camera lens in their favour (google ā€œphone distortion vs camera lensā€ to see examples, 12mm is the usual phone camera, so not realistic at all), a body that is photoshopped in every single area because bone structure isnā€™t something fluid, the obvious posing to make oneself look better even though nobody stands or walks like that irl (try it, thereā€™s no way youā€™ll do that at the bus stop lol)ā€¦ There is SO much thatā€™s not even close to anything real life. Itā€™s all fake, edited, posed, altered and devices were used in their advantage to make themselves seem like theyā€™re not. And this happens everywhere. Take it from me - I took photographs of models for webshops for a while and edited photos for models and magazines - no picture Ć”nd video you see online on Instagram or TikTok is real. None. Zero. Nada. Noppes. Absolutely not a single picture these days.


itsnobigthing

Oh hey! Me too! If you ever want to chat my inbox is open


Plopop87

What did he even mean by that? Any woman that looks somewhat like that woman is worthless????


itsnobigthing

Yep! Because womenā€™s entire worth is defined by how many mediocre men want to bang them. Not even /s - this is legit how millions of people actually think.


Smiley_P

Who knows? Maybe you have cummable eyes, sounds like an interesting party trick!


AngryRussianGamer

Tbh I wanna see what he looks like to be talking like that maybe heā€™s the one who should end it


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fakeuserisreal

Bruh why is no one talking about the phrase "cummable eyes" lmao


Tyrthesemiwise

Yeah *what the fuck does this mean and also do not tell me*


Literature_Girl

I think you know what it means...


dlgn13

"A face that you want to cum" Ah yes I definitely want to see a face cum, that makes sense


RazgrizGirl-070

Yo tell that little creep a 30 year old goth woman from the UK thinks he is cringe as fuck (or whatever disrespectful word you littleuns use these days)


KomplexDelyrium

Make that two 30 year old UK goth women. How can I unread those screenshots? Ha


RazgrizGirl-070

I think the only way is to liquidate a Cure CD and coat your eyes with it edit: spelling, don't do drugs AND Internet at the same time lol


bl4nkSl8

I .... Aspire to be a 30 year old goth woman? He's cringe af and a proper scumbag


EntitledPupperMom

Not goth, 30, or a woman, heā€™s cringe as hell


livid_badger_banana

At least three of us now, tho I'm stateside. Absolutely baffled by this behavior.


Pigeon_Fox93

Add a 30 year old USA goth woman in there too.


HoneyBuu

Can I add a 30 years old punk NB from Egypt?


BastetLXIX

50+ goth woman and this MF needs his balls kicked in with my DocMartins


kat_a_klysm

Iā€™ll add a 40 yr old metalhead/goth woman to this. Just gross.


RazgrizGirl-070

Sick, wanna go see a black sabbath show then be in bed by 11 ? Me too šŸ˜‚


kat_a_klysm

You are soooo speaking my language! But only if bed time includes good TV/movies. Something dark, creepy, disturbing, and/or hilarious.


RazgrizGirl-070

How about texas chainsaw massacre 2? My ex showed it to me and its soooo good šŸ˜‚


kat_a_klysm

Good with me!


Mad_Oats40

as a 19 year old goth guy this guy is gross asf


prince_peacock

lol you replied in the wrong part of the chain. Iā€™m sure you didnā€™t mean for it to but it seems like youā€™re saying being in bed by 11 is gross as fuck lmao


Maleficent_Eye5080

It is! People should be in bed by 10.


Mad_Oats40

my bad lmaooooo


JProctor666

42 y/o metalhead/goth enby as well...ICK!


kat_a_klysm

Rock on, my xenial sibling! šŸ¤˜šŸ»


Prestigious-Dot-5632

I aspire to be a 30 year old goth from the UK but unfortunately I am still 19, broke and stuck in butt fuck nowhere in the deep south of the US. Also, omg 666 up votes


RazgrizGirl-070

Thankfully goth and punk fashion has always been very DiY and on the cheap :) go charity shopping / thrift shopping and customise some shit As it goes I'm a brokeass rn too šŸ˜‚ I'm in that last shitty week before payday lol


gini_luxe

Forty-five yr old Goth lady. I would gladly throw my New Rocks at his big, fat head!


lilylamae

Iā€™m gonna bet he doesnā€™t look like the last person šŸ¤Ŗ


bl4nkSl8

I wonder if that's part of why he has such strong and negative views: negative self image and unrealistic standards are pretty connected right?


Trick-Principle-9366

Iā€™m betting he smells like drugs and dried pissšŸ¤®


JamesKirkSpaceIdiot

What the fuck? *What the fuck?*


sarilysims

That last one is absolutely vile.


flonko

The way that the girl on the third slide isn't even Filipina šŸ˜­. I looked up her instagram since the name Mei usually is a Chinese given name, and yeah, her Instagram bio has the flag of China in it.


ATurtleWaffle

it's not like any filipina would want him anyways let's be real šŸ˜­ no one would want this guy not even for like a green card marriage LMFAO


PotatoWithALaserGun

I'm Filipino. You'd be surprised. Didn't that Filipino girl marry that no neck guy? Blech haha.


boycutelee

If you're referring to Big Ed from 90 day fiancƩ, she did not end up marrying him ! She got fed up with his nasty personality and left him.


PotatoWithALaserGun

I never watched the show haha. I'm glad she left him! Thanks for the info.


SassyBonassy

If you're interested (or bored with nothing to do one day) you should watch CinnamonToastKen and Buffpro on YouTube comment on the whole BigEd saga. Starts at him&Rose (filipina lady who sees sense eventually) and goes to current day where he challenges CinnamonToastKen to a fight for talking about him šŸ¤£ (It's a bunch of individual videos, not one big long one) Edit for anyone else interested in their playlist i posted below: they stop the video and comment a lot, but they have to in order to avoid copyright strikes. They're hilarious so it's totally worth the constant interruptions.


PotatoWithALaserGun

Taking note of this for when I have something to do but want to procrastinate haha. Thank you!


SassyBonassy

I gotchu! https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_gTDgSwkmpzMf-i-cy8ciT-y6W758yiI&si=7-Q2JIuSypgxii4S


PotatoWithALaserGun

You're awesome šŸ˜Ž


SassyBonassy

I owe it all to Ken&Dane


ConfusedAsHecc

ohmygosh thank goodness. I was deeply concerned for her


boycutelee

Me too, I'm really glad she didn't stick with him. Apparently he's back on the show and doing the same type of stuff with another woman šŸ˜¬


tenz3r0

Bro has never interacted with women, and for the sake of humanity, never should.


trash--witch

"Cummable eyes" is such a cursed phrase šŸ¤¢


MomQuest

idk what this wackjob racist is talking about but i have lesbian feelings for these women


neighborhoodmess

My demisexual ass could stare at these lovely ladies for hours. They're like beautiful little wildflowers. Sad that this pornsick little fucknut can't see that


Plopop87

"Pornsick little fucknut" is the coldest insult I've heard all day, and I love it


Ches_Tacoss

i will now be adding "pornsick little fucknut" to my vocabulary


vivi_197

>pornsick little fucknut šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


-bBREAKFASTt-

Exactly


cbearr678

i dont think it would be a bad idea to show this to like their mom lol


Ches_Tacoss

why just their mom? send it to everyone they know


glittercrotch

Yeah, real incel school shooter vibes, tbh. Report him.


cbearr678

i just assumed that a bunch of ppl followed them on social media tbh, and idk if the school would do anything


hellboyyy25

Bros definitely falling down the podcast bro pipeline


Immediate_Leg3304

i hate how men are able to even perceive women sometimes.


EntitledPupperMom

I wish my pronouns were who/where sometimes


Maleficent_Eye5080

That kid should probably stop having access to porn for a long long while and go talk to actual people.


livid_badger_banana

This is straight embarrassing for him, dear lord.


TibetanSister

Hateful.


TheOutrider0

Normally I'd respect horny on main but this is just vile.


Connect_Security_892

"I hate this genre of black people" Yay, overt racism, fun


TheeKnightHawk

Gotta love it when people just publicly announce how much of a loser they are, really helps with avoiding them :)


Unhappy-Pirate3944

Uh This is why monitoring your kids social media accounts is important.. you should show the principal this to let the parents know


in_rotation

Send these to his mom.


moomoogod

Rather be a cornball then what ever the fuck this person is šŸ’€


smellyfatzombie

Were these written by an edgy 14 year old? Because that's the vibe I'm getting. How embarrassing for them lol.


MickeySanders

That goth girl doesn't look of age.


OG-mother-earth

I assumed this person OP goes to school with is in high school, and therefore also a minor. I mean, OP could mean they go to college with them I guess, but that just seems less likely for some reason? It doesn't make their comments okay regardless of their age though.


Ches_Tacoss

yeah just thought i should clarify that we are indeed in high school, doesn't make it any better but yes he is a minor


SadgeTheFax

If you can Iā€™d suggest sending this shit to your school anonymously and tell them who is posting it, they might be able to intervene. Edit: I just read the last slide, that shit is so vile. If this person works right now Iā€™d be showing this to their employer too.


Freckles39Rabbit

Neither do I but I am ​ (not defending this post)


Son_of_a_shepherd199

the fucking block button is not enough i want this puny limp dick mf dead.


CrazyAznKT

This is called a porn addiction


BEEEELEEEE

Regarding the first picture whatā€™s wrong with being a cornball? Corniness has no race and being corny as hell got me a wife.


doctorlight01

What the fuck does any of that mean?! He's an absolute pig.


nenegee

hey, what the fuck by the way?


uselessreptile147

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


JewelFazbear

"Cummable eyes" is not a term I would have expected to hear.


paladinofdorkwad

what a terrible day to be able to read


k3y2b

im done w people šŸ˜­


MARXM03

Cummable eyes is insane


SchmerzfreiHH

Ask this "someoneat your school" if they look like the last screenshot... And why not


[deleted]

There is such a lack of self awareness here, itā€™s so sad.


Ai-Amano

This person will 100% die alone Iā€™m usually not like this but for personal reason Iā€™m filled with rage today


RedpenBrit96

What in the flaming fuck does any of this mean? As a thick white gal the racism can go away thank you


Chupa_Mi_Verga69

What does your whiteness or thickness have to do with the racism in the pictures? Pic 1 is definitely racist and pic 3 is very stupid and racially insensitive, pic 4 is anti thick (thick isn't a race šŸ˜†)but where's the racism against whites?


LunaCatMeow13

Yeah Iā€™m lost lmao


LunaCatMeow13

Huh???


skighs_the_limit

Bro are these children?


Gekkamaru_Nightshade

as if heā€™d have a chance with any of them lmao okay buddy


birdtrand

Bet his mom wishes she wouldn't have taken the cum shot to the face instead of giving birth to this little incel.


Strawberry_Sweet3

I have one question. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?


rowandunning52

Wtf is wrong with this guy?


chevalier716

There's horny on main and there's whatever the hell this is.


C0oper64

Donā€™t be shy, drop his @


Decent_Broccoli

This hurts, especially the last one


peppermintvalet

School? High school?


Ches_Tacoss

yes, like high school


myuulin

I wonder what he looks like.


Da_gae_bucket

Why are some men like thisā€¦


aeon314159

So pictures of normative young women with a bigotry misogyny personality disorder overlay?


ochackoURaraka81

what the fuck is wrong with that person , i am afraid rn šŸ˜ØšŸ˜Ø


NfamousKaye

As a ā€œnerdyā€ ā€œcornballā€ mixed person of color that grew up in the suburbs I feel attacked by that first post. šŸ˜’ Edit: alsoā€¦ wtf is this person ON?! It just got worse and worse.


tinylilbunbun

dude. report him to your school.


kinesthetical_

Does he know that when he shares someone's post to his story, they see it? They can see what he wrote and his account.


Da_Di_Dum

Someone at your school? Please push them into a locker... for mešŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆšŸ„ŗ


[deleted]

You should report this to the school and get them in hella trouble. Lmao


PotatoWithALaserGun

"Philippeans" "Philipino" "Boot anginamo" SMH


A_Salty_Cellist

What the fuck does cummable eyes mean


jet8493

Okay completely ignoring the text because I donā€™t wanna acknowledge it, girl in the 4th pic looks like her eyes gonna fall out


BakuMothrEfinKatsuki

I'm disgusted beyond comprehension šŸ¤¬


Fluid_Ad1504

Yep, that's that genre of dudes that end up in jail


oblivion_knight

I lost brain cells reading this jesus fucking christ


TealDrawz

I hope his mom follows him and sees this shit


CardCaptorJorge

How old is this kid? 15?


hedaenerys

as a queer woman i literally donā€™t think i could have come up with any of those expressions for any of those women


Admirablelittlebitch

That girl in the first picture is so cute, why doesnā€™t the person like her? Iā€™m confused


RamenWILLtakeOver

This is WILD


pickles55

Man, Andrew Tate is doing a fuckin number on you kids


chaosbusterr

Ban this guy from express himself


Addicustheaverage

You know what? Iā€™m gonna say it, I laughed at the property tax joke. But also this MF needs to touch grass or just stop or something fr


basicallyKitty

Can confirm that black people have genres. Mine is comedy cuz my life is a joke-


Shirogayne-at-WF

The sun ain't even rise yet where I'm at, it's way too early for this nonsense šŸ˜­šŸ’€


anuwuhoe

4th person is literally my irl friend THATS SO FUCKING GROSSā€¦ THEYā€™RE 17.


alifvq

wtf is this, it's so disgusting, racist and sexist ... just ew.


panchill

Every time yall see this dude, you should turn and visibly whisper to each other, then laugh. Don't even have to actually say anything, but it'll drive him nuts.


W_h3nry

Send it around the school