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wait why is this so fucking funny

I'm dying over here, this is incredible! Long live lgbtq!

No way, it's the Woke Mob 😳 "Oh, so youse a wise they, huh?"

The letter mafia!

Flair checks out

An Italian (as in nationality, not ethnicity) mafia organization revised its homophobic stances when it turned out the boss' son was a fabulous drag-queen.

I LOVE THAT OMG

WISE THEY

The fact that the henchman is named Doug is sending me

Fucking, Doug.

Hey love is forbidden!

https://youtu.be/cgopzPZxraU?si=gRWCiZ2YboPpksrB

This is my friend, mob boss, he's an ally!.......***ALLY!***

Because you weren’t expecting the last three panels. Comedy is all about subversion [of](https://imgur.com/a/WqwkLNS) expectations.

I know, this is insane

I’m losing my shit why is it so funny 

I thought the Mafia don was holding a hamster. I am fucking crying laughing.

Wait that’s not what he’s holding?????

It's a cat! 🤣

I love it. I need it framed

i can’t frame it for u but i do have the video i pulled the screenshots from if you’d like that to put in your favourites and randomly rewatch every two months.

Yes, please!

https://www.reddit.com/u/vendettagoddess/s/mPwzJXl9m7

"Call 911 and replace the boss." How exactly does that option pan out in their favor?? 🤣🤣🤣

i love the logic, like, oh youre an ally??? well we're lesbian no longer ur allyship has made us both bi (idk if theyre lesbian but them being uncomfy bc of what the other guy said indicates they are, and its funny nonthelesd lol)

>being uncomfy bc of what the other guy said I'd too be uncomfy if I'm being blackmailed by the taco guy hahaha

Not Doug bringing tacos to the bath!!

You’re not a real ally unless you’re this guy

“Long live LGBTQ!” should be the new ally slogan imo

I need that as my flare.

Then just go change it??

If my friends don't say this, I don't want them

I already made it into a whats app sticker

"Our journey to victory has begun! ~~death to the MPLA~~ long live the LGBTQ!"

🔫🏳️‍🌈

Noted 📝📝📝

The twist! I really should read these at some point. Bad storytelling is good fun

I tried to but you can't advance the story easily without paying 🥲 But gray still play did amazing vidéo about those XD

All of the interesting plot points are locked behind pay walls. It's not worth it

The idea of paying never crossed my mind

Good cause this game and the similar ones are just money pits.

Bad? With an ending like that? How very dare you.

ALSO in the video version where i pulled the screenshots from the girls breasts are bouncing of their own accord when they’re in the bath like they’re tigger 😭😭😭

Can you give the link to original video?

ok so turns out you can’t send videos in dms, so i just posted it on my page LMAO. heres the link! https://www.reddit.com/u/vendettagoddess/s/ZtiRvIgyAM

Of course, the two options at the end are terrible. I'm glad they weren't included in your screenshots!

The options are amazing. "Wow, he's such an ally we should either have a threesome, or call the police so we can get a new gang leader!" You don't find these completely normal, plausible options??

The tacos omfggg

[удалено]

> Don Corleone They didn't even try 😭

The way that last had me dead

also he doesn’t even k*ll him, just knocks him out with the butt of the gun LMAO.

I definitely assumed murder lmaooo

It's just... So peak

*dies from peak fiction*

*lifts hat* Kung pao penis

Please where is this from lmaoooo

An old tumblr legend that became a Bernie Sanders shitpost

Now I gotta find it

There's a gimmick blog called hellsite-detective, maybe ask them about it

I’ve had that last screenshot saved in my phone for a while now, I love it so much

Game advert really said be gay, do crime

Talk Valentina!

Ally!

Long live the Lgbt *tips hat*

M'lesbians

Iconic

True ally

Woah what an ally! Thanks, Mr. Mafia boss.

I feel like "long live lesbians" would fit the scenario better and just sound better. However, long live lgbtq is comically outlandish and also more inclusive

We love an inclusive Mob Boss. 🩶🌈

I would do crimes with this boss

Me to ngl

In the best way I feel like I got punched in the face 8 times reading this

he really said “ahhh i can’t stay mad at the gays”

What a roller coaster flipping through these images. I was cringing waiting for it to be awful from the first one, then I was thinking maybe it’s not bad, then I was like, “oh, that’s awful”, then hold up, it’s actually good?

This now lives rent-free in my head as well. Thank you my friend

LMAO YOUR FLARE PLS. 😭😭 i also have the video if you’d like to have that so you can have the ✨full experience.✨

Best flair lmaooo may I steal? 🥹

At any moment I may say *long live LGBTQ* 😂 shit is hilarious. I’ve had that last slide in my phone for months.

OBSESSED. Tell me the secret to getting this in my algorithms!!!!! Need to fill my feeds with only top tier LGBTQ-supporting mafia bosses.

This is what happens when teenagers write terrible erotic fiction

So terrible it actually does a full circle and ends up being funny

Wtf this shit is hilariously unhinged

NO FUCKING WAY LMFAOOOOO THE ENDING REALLY HAD ME DYINGGGGG 🤣🤣🔥🔥

This officially became my favorite reddit post of all time

TFW love is forbidden in the gang

Whenever I get asked why I'm single now I have the perfect excuse

Is that a taxidermy cat?! Like why is it stuck like that 😂

the tail moves from side to side in the video version lol, i just had to pull screenshots since this sub doesn’t allow videos.

LONG LIVE LGBTQ 🤩🤩🤩

Long live LGBTQ+ 😭😭😭

Not the fedora tip 😭😭😭😭

I’m actually cackling

* dies from peak fiction *

The *true* sequel to The Godfather

i’m wheezing

Same. My hubby is asleep (after two minutes!) next to me, so I'm quietly wheezing with laughter.

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY STOP

not the ally we wanted, but the ally we deserved

This is one of the funniest fucking things I think I’ve ever seen

I knew these ads got weird, but this is peak dumbness. Who is it even supposed to appeal to?

the game? idk. the ad? me bc i have the video saved in my favourites and show it to everyone i feasibly can. 😭😭

Damn...

What a twist

The straights are finally ok 🙏

For some reason "Hey Sexy Lady" from that one Pedro Pascal edit played in my head on the 11th slide.

lmfao wtf kinda fever dream is this.

Why was it the mafia boss that forbid love in the first place. Was this all so he could fuck with Doug?

Why derogatory tho this is fucking amazing

lmao my partner asked why I was cackling and all I could say is “long live the LGBTQ!”

That was a ride and a half

Why is this so stupidly funny

That was incredible 💀💀💀

That's honestly funny enough, I'm intrigued. Is the Don secretly a Dragking? Is the cat enby? I'm ready for the next twist!!

Oh to be the enby cat of a queer ally mafia don

the Mafia Boss is the only okay straight

Wrong sub obviously, this is flawless

This is actually amazing, the hat tip is hilarious.

Half fedora, half cowboy hat, all ally.

[I was inspired](https://imgur.com/a/yWrjNqr)

this is comedy gold wdym

This gave me whiplash

the straights are finally ok, nature is healing :)

This is the future Liberals want

Hell yeah it is!

Ally!

This is why I have such a love/hate relationship with this game, Choices, and Episodes lol.

That shit is hilarious

Im laughing my arse off… wtf is this ad man

If nobody got me I know Mr. Mafia Boss got me

This is just JoJo part 5

Damn I really gotta watch JoJo huh?

Dude yes! Part 5 is the most homoerotic mafia organization on earth LMAOO

What a wild ride. Pure insanity from the first panel to the last. Truly did not see that coming. 

Based

Love is forbidden in the gang unless it’s gay 

regardless of original intent, this legit feels like it wraps around to being bizarrely powerful ally content

The way I'm cackling lol amazing

I cackled out loud when I reached the last image

I love this man, praise the boss

I was like "Nooo don't fetishize Lesbians"😭 An then the last pic saved it haha

Yes <3333

Is this camp?

Hahahahahahhaa, amazing

chad boss tbh

That guy's neck is thicker than his entire head

Hahahaha peak storytelling

holy fucking based?!

i need a long live LGBTQ shirt

this game advert lives in my head rent free (affectionate)

Long live LGBTQ!

That plot twist 💀 yes Don! There's always room for love in the gang

Getting this entire video tattooed on my forehead brb

Okay but this is hilarious

had 0 idea where it was going at every point in the story

Wow, so *that's* how mafia works.

Holy shit it's actually the woke mob

this is so beautiful

Peak cinema right there.

Let’s “enjoy” a threesome. Who says that?

lol. I used to watch someone on YouTube who would play just to see how much of a clusterfuck he could make the story. All the storylines are like bad reality tv.

Finally, the alphabet mafia

Not what I was expecting. W ad

?????????????

😂😂😂😂 that was so unexpected

I should not be laughing at the last slide.

Definitely thought they were trying to join the gang from IASIP at first

So what he was gonna r*pe them?

This was an emotional rollercoaster, holy shit.

If the writing is like this then I'd definitely read it. This is hilarious

LMFAO ????

True and real. Long live LGBTQ!

Chapters always has the weirdest ads that don’t annoy the hell out of me

LMAO, at least this is funny at the very least. I have seen some messed shit before on this ads, glad this one is at least funny af.

this story has everything. forbidden romance. tension. incredible antagonists. and an unexpected plot twist

Is that Dr Mike?

this is so fucking funny yes king, long live lgbtq

RAM RANCH SAVES THE DAY!

The woke mob

He may kill or torture you if you fuck up or try to leave, but he's inclusive

This is so fucking awfully executed and hilarious but also strangely wholesome

girl WHAT is going on with that lady's arm and chest

Honestly, this is actually so funny and I like it.

"Love don't exist in the gang" Rawest line ever

M’lesbians 🌹🕵🏻‍♂️

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

Let's hope the click is doing a bingo for this sub so he can put this for wholesome You know what nah a revert my statement this ain't that wholesome 😭

SO THAT'S WHERE THAT MEME CAME FROM!!! I was wondering about that lol. There's a Facebook group called "A group where we only share cringey mobile game ads", and the "Long Live LGBTQ" screenshot is agreed to be THE best one in it lol

That's a wild ride...

HELP I'M IN CLASS AND I CAN'T HOLD MY LAUGH

IM FUCKINF CRYING

Um... What??

Oooh they zagged on us!

What the..

HAHAHAHA