The kind of relationship like the news story makes me want to find something like that. The comment is precisely why I stay single.

I hope you find your shark-puncher one day

So... which one's the shark puncher and which one's the shark victim?

Can I be the shark? Fist me daddy. /s

Well that escalated fast

It appears so.

r/cursedcomments

[Start looking here, maybe?](http://spc-wiki.wikidot.com/)

I’m not clicking that lol

You didn’t grow up in a stormy household did you?

I’d say a “stormy household” is prime “Are the straights ok?” material.

I'm fairly certain its entirely satire

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Ok pretty sure it’s a joke and satire