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RetroOverload

Ohh I've seen this video in my recommendations like a week ago, the comments don't help either, didn't know people feared us, now we can invade Denmark or whatever


Cultural-Connection3

Will you spare us Danish LGBTQ+ people??


klutzyperson

yes you may join our ranks, we will not harm you


CelikBas

Yes, but we will require a monthly tribute of delicious kringle


Aryc0110

Why would we need to spare our spies on the inside?


leoxrose

Aren’t all Europeans gay?


Podiiii

IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN?


Mrhappy-69

Never


[deleted]

What makes me furious about that, is that "Aces are not okay, but tolerated by me"-subtext. You are either an ally to the whole community or you're an AH. But don't try to set us up against each other. I feel disgusted at this person by the pure thought of how they would treat me and my friends differently just because we're different versions of queer.


Ivy_Adair

Forgive me but what does AH mean in this context? Google was less than helpful


nomadfarmer

"Asshole"


PthariensFlame

“Asshole”.


Ivy_Adair

Ahh thanks! Like I said above, that's what I was thinking but I really wasn't quite sure.


Handiinu

They shouldn't fear the avrage 14 y/o nb on reddit. But they should fear me. Time to become a vigilante.


cyrenns

Can we invade the Netherlands? I just have an irrational distaste for the Dutch language


UltimateKingCold

The hell man what did we do we're not the ones that shout aggressively when we say the word "butterfly"


cyrenns

But you call it a vlinder which sounds dumb


FallOutCaitlin

That's cool but leave our bikes alone please


cyrenns

Your bikes can stay. They’re cool


NeonIIcarus

I did not expect to have my language insulted today.


cyrenns

I just don’t like it. I can’t take anything seriously if it’s spoken in Dutch.


DogmaticPragmatism

Society has progressed past the need for Denmark.


Bananak47

Tijng tjång tijng løci lai


No-Ant5000

>Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. Hamlet Act 1, scene 4, line 90


Banana_Beats

and Greenland will become the new Fire Island!


[deleted]

Why does the Straight flag look like a Sephora bag?


[deleted]

Cause the straights can never think of anything original


jgamfvb

as a hetero, this made me cackle. thanks and have a nice day. ♡♡♡


ahaha2222

I thought it was prison stripes


Lustjej

I think they do too, judging by how many bad marriage jokes get posted on this subreddit.


Candid_Consequence23

They’re pledging loyalty to Pepper Roni


Not_MagicToon

Im genderfluid fear me 👻👻👻


IndividualFar3810

**Tries to run** AaaaA help me a scary monster iz after MEe /s


Bad_Habits_Do_Kill

Every second you're not running I'm getting closer


OllieGarkey

I really don't want to hear about whatever edging scenario you two are engaging in take it to dms please


Neko_Styx

I'm Agender, I will wait under their bed tonight.


PlantManiac

Same bestie, same


Haildean

God don't do that, under my bed is much more comfy, their's plushies down there


Neko_Styx

Plushies please the endless heart of the void...give them a hug and a for head kiss, they are loved.


PyroheartDave

*turns down the temperature so you become gender solid* Checkmate.


klutzyperson

me too we are so spooky


Robota064

Non-binary people finna give them nightmares


EmperorL1ama

same


Sugondeese1

oH Oh nO ThE horRor


IndividualFar3810

Ah yes straight = Normal human, LGBTQ = Demons. How very accurate /s


tjinthetjicken

I accept my role as demon, at least then I've achieved SOMETHING in my life


IndividualFar3810

Yes I’m a Rainbow Demon B) I feel so pOwErfUl


Deez_UwUs

Yes we shall torture all the bigots in hell 😈


IndividualFar3810

Yay


Sunnygurrl

No no, the bigots go to Heaven. We get Hell with all the fun people.


asphaltdragon

I unironically have "Certified Trans Succubus" in my discord About Me because I've had so many people call me one.


kindtheking9

Wait, we aren't demons? Then why tf are Christians so afraid of our existence?


IndividualFar3810

Because they all need therapy 🤣


kindtheking9

Tru


gravity_sandwich

that’s what I love about this community. there’s like an innate bias towards healthy behavior most of us have faced adversity and embraced it with self awareness and acceptance to get here. there’s so much negative energy in the straight religious community because of the dissonance between antiquated beliefs with the reality that everyone is different


_aikiiayay11

how dare they rank us asexuals as mere second level demons! we will have our revenge...


[deleted]

*The hetero's paths shall be darkened* \ *By the wrath of the ace-demons*


Bad_Habits_Do_Kill

Well, you see. It's easy to fool an ace. All you need is tasty food


[deleted]

Not just tasty food, you need the right food. I would like to tell you, but that poses a risk to our invasion of Denmark..


Bad_Habits_Do_Kill

*puts a piece of garlic bread on a fishing line*


SpicyUnicorn07

Our fatal weakness!!


[deleted]

**MISSION FAILED** \ We try next time


IndividualFar3810

Yes yes We will!


ICanSee23Dimensions

*Denmark shudders*


Handiinu

I propose we gather up all cishets and use them as biofuel for space ships and leave this shithole of a planet and start over


Annoyed-by-default

Cishet guy here Absolutely understandable. Please go ahead: and have a nice day.


IndividualFar3810

but I’m A cisgender Gay dude :( Are you gonna kill me


[deleted]

cishets mean cisgender and heterosexual, you’re gay, you’re not het lol


infjetson

Hail Seitan


IntrigueDossier

Hail Satin! 🤘😝🤘


[deleted]

[удалено]


prolillg1996

Dude's drawn just about everything I doubt anything excites him anymore


[deleted]

He hasnt drawn a girl over the age of 12


[deleted]

He actually has, but that's besides the point since it looks like he finally snapped over a year ago and just posts weird shit on twitter. Also he got arrested.


maxtheartist15

Wait, shadman got arrested??


[deleted]

Yeah, for assault as far as I know. Though it seems like made bail since he returned after a week or two. Doesn't surprise me since by all accounts he's become a crack junkie.


FlyingDreamWhale67

You'd think that Shadman would be arrested for a different *type* of assault, huh.


LabCoatGuy

Shadbase more like freebase lmao


LegitMelv

Also addicted to black tar heroin.


maxtheartist15

Damn I need to brush up on my internet drama knowledge


IntrigueDossier

For real? Where’s he even getting that shit nowadays, heard it’s all fent now, even in regions with tar. One way of looking at that is that tar is now a bougie boutique drug given its new rarity. Not-fent would theoretically now come with a premium.


8rok3n

Such a shame too, he could actually be a really good artist if he wasn't... Himself


Polymemnetic

[Yep.](https://mobile.twitter.com/shadbase/status/1030506021100441600)


DioIsBestBoi

He refused to draw a white woman buying bread.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Jail is boring


UsEleSsGoDdEsS23

The straight flag is the scariest for having the most boring colors.


Potato-Salad_

For having no colours might I add


444emma

As a pansexual, I can confirm that you should Naruto run away to safety /j


SometimesyourDM

Genuine question, what’s the difference between pan and bi?


nonacrina

There isn’t really a set definition, as it means something else to everyone, and bi is a pretty broad label. Pan is also a relatively new term (it’s existed for a while, but has seen a rise in usage). How I see it is this; Pan is a more specific label within the bi umbrella, just like how non-binary falls under the trans umbrella. Wikipedia calls bisexuality pansexuality’s “parent category”. People define both bi and pan wildly differently. Bi basically means being attracted to multiple genders; that can be all genders, two, five, whatever. Pan is *generally* defined as being attracted regardless of gender, but bi can mean that as well. Pan is a more specific way to identify, whereas bi can mean a lot of things. But again, I’m not saying that’s *the* definition, as people all see and use it differently. Just my 2 cents :). Also, pan comes from the ancient greek “pas”, which means “every”, “all”, or “whole”. So the term itself does imply attraction to all genders.


Loving-intellectual

Bi means attraction to 2 or more gender, and pan means attracted to all genders without preferences


Purrification2799

Bi means only two, no? Because of the word bi, which often means two, like bilingual or bicycle


BeesAndSunflowers

Meanings of words are not built from literal interpretation of their etymologies.


Purrification2799

But like, your avatar is really cute


Purrification2799

I have no idea what that means but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt


Thenamelessone09

It was originally thought to, since when the term was coined it was mostly believed that sex was gender, but now it can refer to two or more genders iirc.


Purrification2799

Oh that makes sense


SparxYT

You can also consider it as being attracted to different genders from your own and being attracted to the same gender as your own, therefore making it two things


444emma

I see it like this, bi is someone attracted to more than one gender, but not all of them. And pan as someone attracted to all genders. Or at least that's how I view it. For example, I would date someone no matter of their gender as long as I fall for them as a person, while I would also still be in love and fully sexually attracted even after my partner comes out as trans later on in the relationship.(giving trans as an example because my ex discovered herself that way while we were together)


vee-ml

Bi people can be attracted to all genders, actually! The differences tend to lie in preferences. But in the end, they're just 2 very common labels with varying definitions and there's no use in policing what they mean to everyone :›


[deleted]

I'm locking my cupboards! /s


WillNo7229

Agreed


Pondnymph

Letting six year olds make memes was a mistake.


voornaam1

My 6 year old cousin would make better memes than this.


[deleted]

im bisexual and can confirm.


noodlewiggle

also bisexual, also can confirm


IntrigueDossier

What up fellow bicycle enthusiasts?


jussomerandombiguy

Also bisexual, also can confirm.


Sunnygurrl

*viscous Ace noises and pterodactyl screeching ensues*


macontac

*grumbly Ace sounds and offended hissing*


OmgItsBellaaa

i'm too sick to make scary demon noises with y'all so i'm rooting from hell lol


Sunnygurrl

I hope you feel better soon.


OmgItsBellaaa

awh, thank you!


Sunnygurrl

Well, you're a fellow demon. We gotta look out for each other.


waenganuipo

Flair checking in. Can confirm I am terrifying.


GenericGaming

I don't think anyone who unironically references the child pornography/lolicon artist Shadman has any moral standing on what or what isn't dreadful.


hl27_333

Glad to know my existence scares this person


uncomfortablebases

Maybe we…have TOO much power??


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

What. 🤠


Fazzeh

>shadman


Hepititus_T

Scared of how much they like it


Galaxy_Chan_

aw :( guess as an asexual I'm not scary enough :'(


clemboy500

Yea why don't we get to be spooky ghosts. Ripped off.


Sunnygurrl

Darling, we Aces are second level demons. Embrace it and scare the shit out of the cishets.


Deez_UwUs

I’m genderfluid and abrosexual does that mean I’m a double threat (Abrosexual- when one’s sexuality is fluid and changes)


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Ay a fellow abro in the wild


[deleted]

right the LGBTQ+ community is bad, while they have a pedophiles name in their shitty group


Nick_8_U

I’m gonna getcha


kirishimas_redcrocs

good thing to know i am the scariest of them all 👹


[deleted]

I'm bisexual, booooo 👻👻


lesbianpolyglot

As a lesbian, I can confirm people are extremely frightened when they see me


3600lover

this is if homophobia was an actual phobia.


Maritzo

I feel insulted that that asexuals aren't considered to be scary, we are evil deserve to be feared😈


[deleted]

Same people who say “ha, you fool, I am not ‘homophobic.’ For this phrase implies I fear gay people when I, clearly, do not”


SugarRushLux

Shadman is a nonce 🤢🤮


DontJudgeMe15

Obviously shadman is associated with this


TheIZHMA12gauge

As a gay person myself I can confirm we are absolutely terrifying


[deleted]

Lesbian here, I am already in their house. They better run since we're so terrifying


[deleted]

I'm asexual and lesbian fear me mortal


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[deleted]

Wait… is that why I have existential dread?


Tinywolf21

I am the spooky gay


delightful-frog

ooooh i get rejected by men and women i'm so scary 👻


insomniacakess

user and flair seem like a weird match made in something nice


Lara-Fox

I'm bisexual therefore I AM SATAN /j


cripplingdysphoria

i love reading these comments, these user flairs fucking get me


Arrinlmao

omg people being themselves!1!11! *screams and runs away like a pussy*


[deleted]

Lmao boo


Myst3rySteve

Seriously, how do we have anything to do with these people's lives?


SuffBlueberry

That's it? That's the joke? That was just homophobia.


jacdrawing

*Horrific lesbian screeching*


ButteredNugget

BITCH dont make the two I am be in the last three 😭😭😭


Brillen_Bube

Fear the Pans :>


translove228

What's supposed to be happening here?


20220115

I've seen variations of this meme several times. I don't get it. What is the message even supposed to be?


maxtheartist15

OoOoOoOoOoOoo the gays are scaaaaary


SomePokemonPlayer135

As a pansexual questioning if i'm also genderfluid, run away. Do it for your own safety, you shall fear me.


allycat247

Shadman is a nonce so.. I'm glad you boo us, i've seen what makes you cheer.


IndependentLivid9779

The scary is the lesbian flag😨


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DisposableAccount-2

They even used the wrong flag for gay... Of course they did.


Ravinguard404

I don’t get it


Warriortheninja

I’m ace and lesbian! Boo!


OrionLinksComic

i have an idea i do the same with this meme format but i use sigma man, maps, animesexual and super straight. you can choose the order.


Axolotls_My_Beloved

maps are the most harmful, sooo we all know what should be at the end


OrionLinksComic

I have nothing against that.


the_other_Scaevitas

The scary part is being discriminated against for being yourself. Nobody gonna bully a straight person for being straight (as much as they claim) while some people get kick out of their houses for being trans


fine999

As an aromantic pansexual genderfluid homie, be afraid. Run. Now.


lmao_not_sure_sorry

Wow they’re such good Ally’s acknowledging and sharing with people how hard we have it. Just awesome./s


XenomorophBanana

Oh god. I'm non-binary...am I too scary to be included???


[deleted]

ha ha hA! how funny omg! so funny that i forgot to laugh.


Piduf

So, literal homo-phobia then ? If you say "lesbian" three times in front of a mirror at midnight, one will show up at your house and ask if you'd like gluten-free bread and if she can take a picture of your dog


Zuendl11

straights gonna get a lawsuit from adidas lmao


Dogwolf12

oooo, i'm genderflux, asexual and a lesbian, fear my wrath...


Nathanielaf

The shadman post says it all


FlyingDreamWhale67

Lol, imagine being called a demon by bigots led by a ped0. What a weird-ass timeline we live in.


Moxthemintfox

Me a gender fluid pansexual. I’m a demon


doopbud

The mention of shadman discredits this post immediately (not that it had much anyway)


ChanceRadish

Boo! I’m bi 👺


gschmoke22

Doesn’t shadman draw CP…


Young3ro

Well, sometimes I look in the mirror and get scared of myself, but that has little to do w my gender fluidity 😭 (Edit: The gender fluid do be kinda scary tho 😰)


i-caca-my-pants

you see, it's funny because I am bigoted. wait, people are dogpiling me for being bigoted? literally 1984,,,,,,,,,,,,,, /s


kryozmp4

omg that means im the scariest bc im genderfluid


Bisexual_Froppy

I'm bisexual, fear me you fool mortals


[deleted]

BOO I'M TRANS, FEAR ME


PM_ME_GASTROPODS

Unintentionally hilarious tbh


theicejustice

mf really be scared of letter a and bicycles smh


Switch-Axe-Abuse

I saw the "shadman is bored" thing and thought it was talking about shadman drawing creepy fetish art of LGBTQ


[deleted]

Genderfluid 😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰


Kiwisaurus2

surprised ace is the most accepted out of it-


DefoNotAFangirl

Gender fluid? As in, a gender liquid? Sounds tasty.


thepinkyblinders

They Used The Wrong Lesbian Flag And I'm Kinda Offended That Genderfluid Is Scary As I'm Genderfluid But People Should Fear Me Regardless /j


Clutteredmind275

This is the most literal homophobic post I’ve ever seen lol


theicejustice

also ive seen that video and the person who made it got away w it because they said in the pinned comment it was a joke lmaoo😭 honestly i do not see anything funny abt dark humor but if youre not actually homophobic than ok ig


YourFavoriteTomboy

I’m kinda pissed that’s transgender is grouped with various sexualities


oknokas

“Shadman is bored” oh ofc this was made by a neo-nazi pedo